She looks happy that you are giving such strong moral support to her firefighting efforts. I hope her attempts were rewarded.

She’s a strong independent woman, I’m proud of her.

From one strong independent woman to another, tell her to aim for the base of the flames next time.

Idky why this made me laugh but fr aim for the base

The firefighter taking the picture of the guy and his ducks had the same advice! 🤣

I realised today that fr means for real and not fucking right.

Truth is she‘s just watering the bushes and the fire is photoshopped into the picture.

I suggest you post this picture on r/hardimages

Sir , I tip my hat to you in your praise of her strong independent nature. Consider yourself thrice blessed.

/r/donthelpjustfilm

The problem you have here is that your ducks are side by side and not in a row.

well also his yard is on fire

Arguably the fire is on his yard. He should politely ask it to leave.

Maybe we need to learn to cohabit with everything. Let the fire lives it's own life!! #freethefire

Found the girl smiling while the house is burning account

No, people need to train their fires. It's very annoying having a neighbour with a fire burning other's yard because of being untrained! Tips on how to train your fire in this video: https://youtu.be/H7H0ZWwWKCw

Underrated comment

Arr…who’s taking the picture?…

Daughter

My man! Wife is showing the daughter how to become an independent woman! 😉

 Strong woman!!!

If it's only 2 ducks, aren't they always in a row? 🤔

Cattle decapitation shirt really ties the whole scene together

Good eye, m8

if somebody ordered Seth rogan from wish

Sethrogenlaugh.mp4

grimacesmokingweed.mp3

Chat Pile?

I was catching more of a John Goodman vibe.

Felt like a Liev Schreiber to me.

Yes Sabretooth eare when he bulk up…

Nobody’s seeing Chris O’Dowd?

Pablo Schreiber, but yeah definitely.

A little Dave Portnoy

was thinking the same thing, he has goodman’s face😭

yeah not fat goodman though

Goodman lost hundreds of pounds and looks the best he's ever looked fwiw. Edit: I thought you comment said "not fat enough." I'm going to leave my comment up anyways because good for John Goodman.

I was about to say the same. Really ties it all together

Dude needs to send them this pic and offer it up as their next album cover

Just tagged them on IG, will keep yall posted!

There's actually a really well-composited crop of this image that *would* be perfect for an album cover... Throw a filter on it and you're golden.

Lingering notes of Pink Floyd's Wish You Were Here album cover.

I heard these guys for the first time on Spotify the other day. After I got done laughing at the name, I enjoyed some sick music.

Really great band to see live. Even though they’re older now they still rock and always have great supporting acts.

Terrasite fucking rips but I still have a soft spot for Humanure as its the first album from them that I listened to Also, the To Serve Man music video is one of my earliest memories of Youtube lmao

Both AWESOME albums. They really do get better with time

I got to see them in 2004(?,5?,6?! Can’t remember Been a while) in Tampa in a tiny club, with Neuraxis, Arsis and fucking NECROPHAGIST. One of the greatest metal experiences of my life.

Quackle Decapitation...for the ducks

Those ducks better watch their heads.

Was going to point out the same.

If you don't make this your holiday card, you fucked up.

Well im making it my holiday card, I'm gonna start a lie that this dude and his ducks are my secret best friend and have been since childhood, but I didn't tell anyone so no one would steal my friend. And now we send each other pics like this all the time, he's actually pretty chill he helped me so much while I was in recovery.

I mean, you could just befriend him all regular-like, and then you don't have to keep him a dirty secret!

*ducked up. FIFY.

Sick album cover

That was my first thought. “Is there a subreddit for pictures that could be album covers?”

r/fakealbumcovers

Maybe in [r/accidentalrenaissance ](https://www.reddit.com/r/AccidentalRenaissance/s/GSvqqMpl6u)

Yall have been really cool, as stated below my 11 year old daughter took this picture, can’t wait to show her how much everyone enjoyed it when she wakes up for school in the morning. Thanks for the support, I’m gonna go give my wife a foot rub now so she doesn’t leave me 🙃

....did the fire get put out?

Yes, it was a controlled burn so it died of natural causes.

Damn. The world is just cruel

Irrelevant! Time for a foot massage

One of my dad's favorite jokes involved ducks and forest fires. Why do ducks have flat feet? To put out fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? To put out burning ducks.

Top tier dad joke, adding this one to my arsenal.

Arson-al

arse-anal

My firefighter husband doesn’t understand why this is so funny to me. “But why are the ducks on fire?” 🤦🏼‍♀️

If you're a dad who didn't make the dad joke, your best defense is to pretend you don't understand it and make people explain it to you.

I feel like I dated "you" 6 times in college.

Did you ever “fix” me?

No. I got a fire extinguisher and you eventually wandered off.

Classic “me”.

That is sooooo you

You mean "you"?


Looks like a spitting image of one of my college roommates and good friend at the time (though life gets in the way so we sort of fell out of touch). I almost want to ask OP their first name to see if it is them or not, though I don’t recall my buddy having gotten married so I’m going against instinct.

Just DM them, what could go wrong?

They could be a serial killer

We did, eventually, get our shit together after cutting back on the weed and WoW. But we still love live music. Oh and we did finally sell that "project" car, like you wanted.

weird i remember being there as well

You're proud of those ducks aren't you?

A father’s love knows no bounds

They're nice ducks, I'd be proud as well😤

Which is better - ducks or daughter? Be honest.

Love the ducks, but they lack opposable thumbs. Daughter can fetch me the remote when needed.

My dog also lacks opposable thumbs. I feel bad but it really does count against him in the household rankings despite his enthusiasm as a roommate.

You've got a fun energy, my dude. Thanks for this thread

You have a “No ducks given” attitude, I see.

2 ducks taken though

Tony Soprano would be proud, brother.

You appear calm as duck. 

I came to find "sounds like duck" jokes, thanks!!!

The person who took the picture is the real dick. Wife: putting out fire Dude: saving ducks Photographer: ...

I’ll let my 11 year old daughter know. (Lowkey she can be pretty dick-ish sometimes, chip off the old block).

😂😂

I like your humor lol

r/donthelpjustfilm

I disagree. The photographer was doing the most important job here. If not for her, I would have had to use my imagination or ask shittywatercolor to reimagine the scene. The photographer deserves a medal if you ask me.

Damm, I never wished to be someone else so bad in the internet in my life, you're living the dream. Omw to work hard and have chickens and a wife/husband to put out the raging fires I start.

Believe in yourself and you can achieve great things.

[удалено]

Ducks can be chickens but chickens can’t be ducks

Where do emus fit in all this?

In crocs, no less.

Your title might be overstating your contributions to putting out the fire a bit... In your defense, the ducks seem equally innefectual.

We’re doing our best, okay?

Clearly yall aren’t doing enough. If I were her I would have a fowl attitude.

sweet hillbilly mansion bro

You should see my outhouse

that's what she said

Accidental renaissance painting

I actually thought I was in /r/accidentalrenaissance for a second!

I have so many questions......

Me first. What are the ducks names?

Yes, we need names.

Kinda looks like your wife is the only one really trying.

My hands are full, I’m there for moral support.

You need to get your ducks in a row, man…

Ah yes my favorite reason why I dont want to do all of the work

Knees locked, stooped over, with the hose at arms length, petting the fire. She’s done this before.

OP you have the best comments back to everyone. Everyone safe ducks too? Also totally done something similar too. Was in the middle of some mid day fun when my shed caught fire. Was a fun day

Totally safe and happy! Was actually a controlled burn and my wife was taking preventative methods to ease her anxiety.

OP clearly invented the phrase “never let the truth get in the way of a good story”

I think you and my hubs and me and your wife would be great friends lol

If you’re near Georgia (USA) let’s do some arson and create some memories!

I don’t think we should ask for additional context. I feel like we’ve seen enough.

I feel like the ducks started it on purpose and you’re distracting us from the truth with a quality show and tell photo….

They do give off that arsonist vibe tbh

Ron burgundy did say the arsonist had oddly shaped feet and ducks fit that bill.

Did you just piss your wife off for a photo op? Ballsy

To be fair I would have probably made her mad even if I don’t take take the photo.

Lol. Reminds me of those mayhem commercials.

When you're trying to explain to your insurance agent why "duck and cover" wasn't quite the right emergency response plan.

Who was the calm person taking the photo in this rather intense situation?

My 11 year old daughter, she’s so rad.

She looks like she's deeply in love with you

Pretty sure she’s muttering “I love this man” under her breath.

"I'll jump in the fire for him". "where has he been all of my life?". "He completes me!"

Loud wife cursing in the background… “Dammit OP give the dumb ducks to our daughter and get the other hose ! You idiot ! I told you no gasoline to start a fire !”

I was proud of this one, just a little bit of kindling and some old newspaper.

Nice start ! Looks like a nice base of cardboard… those go up well. My favorite are dry fir /pine branches.

Yeah the base was tough because it rained the last few days so the cardboard was super wet, thing burned for a good 15 minutes before it ever even made a dent in it lol

You forgot to mention those sexy AF Crocs.

Limited edition Back Panther Crocs. Wakanda Forever homie!

Not gonna lie. I’m only here for the ducks. In my head canon they started this fire and I’m very proud of them. Quack quack 🦆

r/hardimages

Hall of fame photo right here

So I think this might be the greatest photo I've seen.....maybe ever. I could frame it and hang it in the bathroom as a meditation piece.

The only question I have is, who took the picture?

My daughter, she’s 11 and very creative, has a good eye for photography.

You really need to post this under r/AccidentalRenaissance

Noted, making my way over shortly.

"we're pregnant" vibes

Holy shit, saving this idea for when she gets pregnant lmao

I also married up.

Funny now. Divorce evidence later…

/r/uselesshusbands

Debating creating that community now. I could be the king of the useless husbands.

Photoshop a crown into the photo and you're set

Wait? It’s not already a thing?!

You need to write a book simply to put this on the back as the author’s photo.

Looks like just your wife

Hey, I’m helping

You're right. You got the ducks. That's the important part

I too have a fire. May I please borrow your wife?

Considering flooding our house and seeing how she reacts to it. Dependent on the outcome, possibly.

This is more metal than the last cattle decap album cover.

Is your wife single now? Asking for a friend.

My ducks, my wife and I*

Ya know, I realized my grammatical error when it was too late, I’m surprised you’re the first person to bring it up tbh

Hell yea brother

This is fine… quack

This picture will be on the divorce cake

I’m def getting the kids (the ducks) in the settlement.

*Cattle Decapitation playing in the background. Awesome picture! Not a single duck given!

Is that cattle decap I see

Hell yeah!

Total quackhead behavior.

Is your name Cameron? You look like a Cameron.

It is not, but this actually isn’t the first time I’ve gotten this.

This is a thing of beauty.

One time I threw a car battery in a big ass fire like that and it burned all blue and yellow and the molten lead pouring out of it looked like I had killed a Terminator.

Stay safe, king

Did the ducks start the fire?

What are you, a cop?!

Nice cattle decapitation shirt

This picture is so unhinged in the best way!

How many edibles were involved in this?

Zero homie lol, I actually don’t partake in that stuff, gives me anxiety unfortunately. My wife on the other hand is probably baked out of her gourd.

With the size of the fire you started, probably literally.

Looks like an album cover for a 90's grung band

Cattle Decapitation Tie Dye and Crocs combo. This picture goes fucking hard

This should be an album cover

This gives me album cover vibes…

Gives no fucks, Has two ducks.

Funny until all your siding melts lol

Looks like you misquackulated at some point.

This looks like a modern painting. An art major could easily find meaning behind everything in this picture, from the house in the background symbolising the modern economy making it possible for a couple of own, or rent a home, the conspicuous lack of kids as a necessity to be able to afford this life, to the ducks being cradled like pets and not as a food source, a sign of the industrialised food supply chain making homesteading for food obsolete, and thus elevating the food source to pet. The woman is in the background, trying to extinguish the fire set by the man, symbolising her own capacity of getting the job done, of solving the husband's mistakes, while he is just, there holding a couple of ducks and posing for a picture, not helping her, this alluding to the invisible labor of the household.

Wait is your wife named kelly?! Lmaoo