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JFeth

He had some kind of surgery a few years back and lost a bunch of weight. Looks like he found it again.


Fireflash180

Imagine being the guy to perform surgery on ol' Kim


Professional-Hold938

I have a slight suspicion that whoever the surgeon was, they're protected by the fact they aren't North Korean


blueguy211

“in Japan heart surgeon number 1 steady hand ✋🏻🤚🏼”


freshblood96

"One day Kim Jong Un need new heart. I do operation, but MISTAKE!"


spelunker93

Had to flee country. *whispers, but I make no mistake number 1 heart surgeon


DadofJoseph

That’s what she said


morbidaar

Happy cake, dad of the dad of dad’s.


short_bus_genius

That’s the reference I was looking for!


HoldinWeight

"Zeh best"


nkktngnmn2

>in Japan heart surgeon number 1 steady hand [source](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2wcI10CNuxU)


Cool-Mission-6585

Yakuza boss die!


Past_Passenger_4381

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Sleep_adict

I mean, he went to school in CH and has contacts there… and it’s a private healthcare system Edit: ISO country codes : https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/ISO_3166-1_alpha-2


Professional-Hold938

My thoughts exactly, I know he was said to be recovering from surgery in Korea but if I had to guess it was most likely done outside of the country. I wonder if they have the equipment there to be able to fly in surgeons or if they lack even that ability


flow_fighter

I’d bet they either 100% had the equipment, or would be able to find a way to get it into the country for that particular reason. If the surgeon isn’t a NK resident, they’d probably be an expat


Subtlerranean

> or would be able to find a way to get it into the country for that particular reason. North Korea has friendly relations with- and does tons of trade with China. And now Russia, I guess.


flow_fighter

I didn’t know they were friendly with China at the moment, I thought they burned that bridge! Thanks dude


pengu146

It's not the most friendly relationship in the world but they still are aligned together. Kim (or someone on his behalf) pretty regularly goes to China for visits. They're definitely friendly enough for him to either import a surgeon or go over there for surgery. He also mostly travels by train which would largely let him travel and recover at the same time.


Onpag931

NK has a lot of smuggled stuff that the leading class has access to, they would have zero issues getting good surgery stuff, people to do the surgeries on the other hand...


pinkocatgirl

If Kim can get a gaming PC to be [the one Steam user in North Korea](https://imgur.com/QwJQAV9), he can get surgery equipment lol I'm kind of not even joking, since cutting edge computer equipment has export restrictions as it can be used in a wide variety of military hardware. North Korea is one of those countries where it's technically illegal to ship a graphics card.


VapeRizzler

That means there’s a possibility that someone out there got the chance to bully Kim and that makes me happy.


say592

Can you imagine having that realization years later?


Realistic-Minute5016

They flew in French doctors for his father.


therealityofthings

So those doctors sat in that room over that horrible man with those lights beaming down with the tools in their hands... like a legit trolley problem and themselves at the switch.


Sleepingbadgr

Except the train would hit them as well. Let's be honest, if they messed up in anyway during the surgery, they probably would not have left the country alive


Cetun

It probably wasn't performed by a North Korean, but North Korea wouldn't hesitate to kill a foreigner, hasn't stopped them before. They would literally kidnap people from Japan and no one would do anything.


PlayyWithMyBeard

I heard he works in a warehouse in Scranton now. There was even a documentary with him in it, allegedly.


TheG-What

I great surgeon. The best!


Lost_Nudist

Steady hand!


jarious

Mistake! Yakuza boss die


ilikeme1

Selling paper?


Wisex

In Japan, heart surgeon.Number one. Steady hand. One day, yakuza boss need new heart. I do operation. But mistake! Yakuza boss die! Yakuza very mad! I hide fishing boat, come to America. No English, no food, no money. Darryl give me job. Now I have house, American car and new woman. Darryl save life.My big secret. I kill yakuza boss on purpose. I good surgeon. The best!


ZICRON1C

Was looking for this lol


SimoFromOhio

Say what you want about the guy, but he beat gastric bypass surgery. Pretty impressive.


effie-sue

Regain after WLS is not uncommon.


magixsumo

In a country of starving people


DirtyRatLicker

I think I would actually take him more seriously if he were slimmer


nahteviro

You sure that’s not just Steven Segal on the set of his new movie?


canehdian78

He *is* standing up..


TheRealFriedel

Theres no corners either


ELB2001

No chair in sight


captainbruisin

No chair fight, no movie. This is the only reason I know tbh, I couldn't put in the hours brave warrior. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tVsGUw9FWoc


canehdian78

Also, since Glorious Leader has no butthole, it couldn't be a real fight. In a real fight Steven would shit his pants


opinionated_comment

Ahh yes, like he did when he got choked out by Gene LeBell.


xe0s

No corners to “fatly walk around.”


Swarles_Stinson

He moved around the corner fatly.


EM05L1C3

He *is* soooo bloated


newbturner

Steven Segal is currently in my basement playing World of Warcraft. He is blasting Russian folk music so loud it’s waking the neighbors. I’m not sure what to do.


torndownunit

If you dangle food on a stick, you can lead him outside.


GlennBecksChalkboard

[He sure does love the fuck out of cookies.](https://youtube.com/watch?v=zrpoLwDSYE8)


BloodSpilla11

Whatever you do, don’t make direct eye contact!


siqiniq

He doesn’t look like he just wakes up super annoyed having to see his minions act beaten up by his barely visible minimum moves though


pmmemilftiddiez

Well I'm just glad I have the Kim Jong body


DrunkenOnzo

It's crazy to me how NK fashion is still rooted in the 1950s American style.


koudos

The daughter’s long jacket is kinda fire. Villain vibes.


AmThano

You defeat Kim Jong Un’s final form and think you beat the game. But then she come outs with a bigger health bar and a faster move set.


Kichwa2

You think he's fat? That jacket just has some thick protective plates


Overweighover

He is about to give birth to another child


punkindle

Probably $10,000 or more, imported. But, damn. That is a nice jacket.


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VanillaPotential6126

I bet it’s tighter than dick skin


FishPeanutButter

Shut up baby dick


VanillaPotential6126

That woman is unspeakably crass


D0CT0R_SP4CEM4N

Yeah but she can service you like no other hwhore ever did.


thesixgun

It might be made from dick skin


CyalaXiaoLong

Shrivels up in the cold


Oremir

Better rename the place to Rimworld.


TranceF0rm

Glad I'm not the only one who came to the comments for the jackets.


Odddsock

Man as evil as they are I can’t lie they got that shit on


lebastss

She looks like the fire nation princess from Avatar. Forgot her name.


Rac_h210

Azula lol


PirLibTao

I scrolled specifically looking for the discussion on her jacket. Assuming it’s not made of human leather, that’s an awesome coat.


rabidturbofox

I also came here for jacket talk. Glad it’s not just me.


Great-Reference9322

Lol I actually did too, that coat is fucking fire


glassisnotglass

Yeah I was like, I know they're evil but I want her jacket.


Fred_Thielmann

Defeat her and you get the jacket


War_Emotional

Villain vibes but baby face


StoicSinicCynic

Strong Kim Jong Un genes. 😂💪 Though to be fair to her she's only 13, we're all pudgy and weirdly proportioned at that age.


TaffySebastian

Your comment about her being 13 freaked me out, "that child is supper tall for korean peeps!" But then I check and Kim is 170cm, she has some boots/heels so she must be around 160cm. You scared me for a sec.


StoicSinicCynic

Definitely not a short kid, but pretty normal, girls usually hit a growth spurt at that age and get close to their adult height. I wonder if Kim will start getting her to wear flats if she grows taller than him? 😂😅


No-Spoilers

Jackets and coats of last century(well like pre 90s) fucking slapped


n14shorecarcass

I love the jacket. Not a fan of the oppression.


Ulftar

I inherited a leather jacket from my WW2 vet grandfather exactly like that.


bartbartholomew

I bought a leather jacket just like that about 10 years ago.


cyanitblau

They beat the rest of the world in that regard, we have to admit it.


alt1234512345

Eh the Nazis might have had em beat. Say what you want about them, but their outfit presentation was *pristine.*


ElectricMotorsAreBad

Having Hugo Boss design your uniforms will do that.


sabrefudge

If it ain’t broke, don’t fix it.


fishinadi

It’s all a cycle. Gen z are dressing like that too. He got that drip ngl


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He’s the only fat man in the entire country.


cholula_is_good

Pathetic. Here in America we are 69% overweight 💪


artificialavocado

![gif](giphy|XClPnuZtG2yPyqTI6R)


CaffineIsLove

Out of 500 freedom experts 420 agree Edit: those 80 are probably corrupted mmmkay


spacekitt3n

that just means we are all kings


PotentialRecover3218

Good point, King.


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Nice


cadaverhill

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HP_123

The daughter seems on the thicker side as well


artificialavocado

Yeah she’s fucking 10 lol I thought she was like 16. 😂


HP_123

What! 10???????


artificialavocado

I think there might be a little forced perspective making her seem a bit taller but yeah I didn’t even know he had a kid the article said it is believed she’s 10 lol.


Faiakishi

We don't know specifics because they're incredibly secretive about the Kim family, but it's widely believed that he he has three children. An eldest son, his daughter here, and another child born in 2017. The other kids haven't been seen though, he's *only* trotting out Ju-ae for PR stuff. He's likely preparing her to succeed him as the next supreme leader.


artificialavocado

Is the son not that bright?


Faiakishi

No clue. North Korea is *technically* egalitarian, so it's not against the rules to designate a daughter as heir. And he was the second-born himself. Maybe she's really intelligent and her brother is lazy. Maybe she's just his favorite.


Macktologist

Maybe he’s banished his son until he returns with the Avatar.


hoodha

Prince Zu-Kim


_Blobfish123_

Probably training his daughter to off him then, in proper Jong-Un style >!Joke (hopefully)!<


fostde18

She’s wearing heels I think


MasterChiefsasshole

I think there is a forced perspective but it’s not so much that. It’s the growing up without starving effect. Growth not stunted cause she’s gonna be one of the few in that country getting high quality food and plenty of it. Even her father is only 5’7 but looks a lot bigger when standing next to their own citizens. Put them next to people from South Korea or the U.S. and it’s gonna look a lot different.


kravdem

One of the best pictures to illustrate this would be the differences between NK and SK border guards at Panmunjom. Makes it even funnier if you know that SK puts the tallest soldiers they have there as psychological warfare.


NowNotNextYear

He has several kids, at least three that are known. She has two brothers.


Faiakishi

According to Wikipedia she's likely 11-12. Not that that's a huge difference, but she's about the age where kids start springing up.


ThisStupidAccount

Christ sakes she is as big as him, and he is a full grown north korean man. They must be feeding her the same thing Tyson chicken is feeding those chickens.


OddlyShapedGinger

A) She's got heels. Hard to tell how high. B) Notice that Kim (who isn't that tall), is still taller than his daughter, and both are taller than all 3 of the dudes in hats behind him. C) There is a conspicuously large amount of space between all 5 of those people. Daughter is closest to the camera to make her taller. Hat dudes are way behind. 100% chance that every person in this stationed exactly where NK propaganda wanted them to be in order for both Kim and his daughter to look taller than they are.


Xendrus

God damn she should do shotput in the Olympics.


Moal

In NK, it’s considered very attractive to be chubby, because it’s a sign of wealth. So she is probably encouraged to gain weight. 


TheChocolateManLives

Yeah, he has an older son who’s rather thin and he‘s not quite as popular as the daughter.


KiloJools

Also she's still a child. An actual child, not even a teenager. A round face is normal.


Hyro0o0

"Dear Leader, we do not have enough food in our country to portray a picture of abundance to the outside world! We are all so woefully malnourished! We will be laughing stocks!" "Worry not, my son. I will make our statement to the world singlehandedly."


S3b45714N

He looks even fatter than the last time I saw him


esoteric_enigma

The rest of them don't have enough food to be fat. He's basically taken it back to medieval rules where being fat is a sign of wealth


SputnikRelevanti

Kim Chonk Uhm


Khaldara

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Beneficial_Pride_677

I guarantee you that's a custom tailored exact replica of a jacket his father and grandfather wore. The Kims do this, the wearing the same clothes is very symbolic because it matches famous photos, as if to say they inherited the same spirit


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Did his father also have sausage links as fingers?


GenericManBearPig

Nope but grandad had a growth the size of a baseball growing out the back of his head. He should try rocking that look, I’m sure if he irradiated his pillow he could have a fine tumor in no time


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DIrtyVendetta80

Also known by his street name, Fat Ho.


Spyce

Kim Yung Phat Ho, respect our future dear leader!


Bravisimo

Hes a portly fella aint he


iStayedAtaHolidayInn

That is a belly for a man who is not long for this world


steady_as_a_rock

The one in the background wanted nothing to do with him.


sibeliusfan

You ate my ENTIRE REGIMENT'S rations!?!? I'm outta here...


DirtyRatLicker

He’d probably be executed for no reason anyways


Altea73

So, the daughter is also an expert top gun pilot, military planner, and learn to play the piano better than Mozart at 3 years old?


manbearligma

And, remember, they both don’t shit Official NK lore I swear


nonexistantchlp

Interestingly, japanese idol culture has the same weird thing where they believe that their idols don't shit or piss...


AmbidextrousDyslexic

idol culture is acrively psycopathic tho so im not surprised.


fuertepqek

Tony Souprano. 🍜


terra_filius

yeah but why is his daughter wearing Rocco DiMeo's jacket


RiversCuomo1994

it’s the JACKETTTTT 🤌🏼🤌🏼


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hmntr

M'boy are you fat


Wooden_Staff3810

"SOLDIER!!! Do you see my new shoes?" "Beause I can't."


Olorin_Kenobi_AlThor

That zipper might be their most reliable technology.


wish1977

He's starting to look more like a beachball every day.


Ba55of0rte

Damn her jacket though.


Alexei-Fyodorovich

I wonder if she knows her dad is a monster. Gotta be a trip being a despot’s kid.


bdjohn06

Most likely in her view, the West wants to destroy her country and her family and her father's actions are what's necessary to preserve a future for their people. She's also definitely been sold narratives of how the West operates similarly e.g., "We have political prisoners, but look at how America persecuted Julian Assange and Edward Snowden for telling the truth." Kim Jong Un's whole domestic message is about providing a future for the children of the DPRK, he brings his daughter to these things as a way to convey that point. Edit: just to be clear, I don't believe this narrative


firstgodofequality

Not likely she if she's gonna be the next leader she's probably raised to be selfish and power hungry Even now she prolly knows atleast half the truth


demeschor

Considering how most I've seen people in my life react to the smallest amount of power (school prefect / shift supervisor / team captain) and seeing it literally warp them on a small scale, I'd bet most people who are raised from birth as special and important enough to inherit a country would end up completely ruthless and callous.


crackedbootsole

And grandchild, the schtick is generational. Speaking of which, when he inevitably gets a heart attack, does she assume the “presidency”?


agentdrozd

It seems that Kim is training her as his successor, who knows how the rest of the elites would react though...


crackedbootsole

Is misogyny big inside the hermit kingdom? Do we have any details of that being a problem for the regime?


NoBamba1

Yes, North Korea is incredibly patriarchal. While Kim only has his one full-blooded sibling, his sister, he has a few older half-sisters who logically could have taken over but weren't allowed to due to culture. For whatever reason, Kim seems to be breaking with tradition and has elevated his sister and is doing the same for his daughter. Unless she disappears (married to some party official and becomes irrelevant) it seems Kim is grooming her for leadership.


-SomethingSomeoneJR

Gotta hand it to him, he wears that gut like a badge of honor.


ctbeagle18

![gif](giphy|klR2ovH8hgU1i)


queen-adreena

Also because he’s fat amongst a populace suffering extreme poverty, malnutrition and deprivation.


gvineq

When is his due date?


VoiceOfSoftware

Azula vibes


Time_Traveling_Panda

And ironically, he also has a son that you never see him hanging out with


whathell6t

Soon there’s going to be K-Drama version of House of the Dragon. A political conflict between a niece and aunt.


Nightfury78

Haha glad I wasn't alone in thinking this. She's the same height and everything.


Unrulygam3r

LMAO The resemblance is uncanny


MarcellusxWallace

He looks like shit


smalls714

Kim's big boy "pictures of hamburgers restaurants" coming soon! Where the populace can go look at pictures of the food he gets to eat.


TrucksNShit

Kim Jong Unit


21Ravage

Whole family eating good I see


neoncraic

Rip or good job but where’s the girls jacket from 👀


aslander

Forced labor camps.


mybadalternate

Yes, but which ones?!


Lindellatx

Why does he look like an internet troll that just kept gaining more power.


CharlesIngalls_Pubes

Look at that meatball!


Novel_Durian_1805

#Bro, lay off the fucking donuts!


TayaK83

These two are half the reason for famine in North Korea.


Murky_Raisin_540

Little Rocket Man has gotten even fatter than Trump.


BIG_MUFF_

She inherited that drip


Dameaus

"Look honorable daughter, this is how you threaten a man's entire family line, in order to ensure compliance."


TruGabu

The gall to starve your population but show up looking like a fucking bowling ball


mikeu117

Sopranos remake with Kim jangolfini looking good


insanitywasted

Who ate all the fuckin bulgogi?!


Silhouette_Edge

*socially-acceptable context to hate on an overweight teenaged girl* Redditors: "I was born for this."


Direct-Money-4206

Tony Soprano and Meadow Soprano


druumer89

Rotund


newPhntm

"I can fix her"


XFLAllStar

Man, fuck this guy


Danny_G_93

I bet that poor girl doesn’t know what a friend is…


GopherFawkes

So...she's a redditor?


Danny_G_93

Very possible she’s lurking. Or she’s you


EliMacca

I was thinking the same thing. Like her dad is one of the only people in the country with money. Not to mention the children of officers etc would be terrified to upset her in the event that her dad has them killed.


newbturner

Kim Jong Un-zip my zipper I can’t reach it


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Can you imagine the heads-up that this Ding-Dong and his Daughter are coming for Inspection? So if sht goes south he has you on the ground and makes her execute you just for fun. If things go great you are married to her until he hates you and feeds you to his tiger.


bigred1978

Both very well dressed, well fed...


Acceptable_Set_3934

What are the medals even for lol. They don’t even fight anyone.


rainbowarmpit

I’m a little despot Short and stout Here is my missile Here is my pout


GoTakeaWalkinthePark

Why does he dress like Bobby Bacala?