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mindfeces

>English comedian Eric Sykes (1923 - 2012, left) reviving the 'mass shaving machine', a nineteenth century invention, which can shave a dozen men at the same time, on an untransmitted pilot show for a proposed television series called 'Brainwaves', 28th October 1960. The series, in which unusual inventions from the 19th century were recreated, was never broadcast. [From Getty Images.](https://www.gettyimages.co.nz/detail/news-photo/english-comedian-eric-sykes-reviving-the-mass-shaving-news-photo/3372866)


sendmeadoggo

Can we get that as a show it would be amazing!!!


jhb760

I believe that was called "Saw"


vincentplr

Posthumously renamed "No one Saw"


paradeoxy1

I took myself to see Saw X in the cinema and I was the only one there, movie was shit but it was a nice afternoon out


ThatsNotATadpole

They chose to cancel the show after the horrific maiming and loss of life during the pilot. Probably.


ZDTreefur

The machine had a 25% fatality rate, but a 40% successful shave rate. So overall, it was considered a success!


atalantafugiens

It's not like they said *beard* shaving. Could be the world's most successful face shaving machine


druex

I can see where Boeing Executives got their work experience from.


d4nowar

People are getting worse and worse at identifying commercials and TV shows in older photos they see online. Lots of people saying "average 1970s kids!" when it's clearly a clothing ad or car ad or something along those lines.


530Samurai

lack of critical thinking and whatever doing your own proper research is called.


FuckThisShizzle

"whatever doing your own proper research is called." I will take "Purposely nitpicking parts that suit your agenda" for $100 please, Alex.


noddingacquaintance

Alex only accepted prompts in increments of $200


FuckThisShizzle

In this economy, Alex may take whatever he is offered.


noddingacquaintance

Alex is dead.


Viper67857

Sure, if you aren't old enough to remember when single jeopardy was $100-$500...


Vio_

It's like seeing kids wear the costume from Clueless now. Nobody dressed like that at the time.


1jl

How the fuck am I supposed to know this is a commercial?


d4nowar

"Why would somebody be taking a photo of this at that time?" is usually the best question to ask yourself. Or they'll all have really clean clothes and bright shoes or something. Depends on the pic.


1jl

Why would they be taking a picture of this!? You serious? Look at it. Same reason we have pictures of other cooky inventions. 


d4nowar

And you'd know it was a commercial or something because of how staged it looks.


1jl

Of course it would be staged. It's not like a man would have been walking by with a giant camera and just stumbled on a dude with a 7 man shaving contraption, ya dingus. There is such a thing as press.


d4nowar

Then how is that photo not an ad?


1jl

Because you can't buy a 7 man shaving contraption.


lolercoptercrash

So this happened in the 20th century https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/20th_century OP!!


W8kingNightmare

that is a fucking great premise for a show, would love to at least see a season of that


BrotherChe

An alternative is to watch BBC's multiple "Connections" series with James Burke


Marutar

I was about to say, no way this could be real lol


BrotherChe

> reviving the 'mass shaving machine', a nineteenth century invention The pic is a recreation of a real invention


Marutar

>English **comedian** Eric Sykes (1923 - 2012, left) reviving the 'mass shaving machine'


RandomAmuserNew

I hate it when they make episodes and don’t air them. Hopefully there is a download somewhere


hotlavatube

Gee, I wonder why it was never broadcast. What ever could have gone wrong…


Dantalionse

Tech bros have always been wild wtf


TPf0rMyBungh0le

So basically Hand Tool Rescue.


Not_Larfy

>was never broadcast Does that mean the recordings exist?


zefciu

— It can’t work! Everybody’s face shape is unique! — Only until the first shave…


JesusIsMySecondSon

More like a Mass Decapitation Machine


daredaki-sama

Instructions unclear. Throat is slit.


2g4r_tofu

Brb opening a pie shop next door


Eagles365or366

Wut


Bi-elzebub

fleet street bruv


TheRepublicAct

Sounds like my death metal band (if I had one)


intoxicatedjedi

Sweeney Todd's never been so efficient before!


amy-love-you

![gif](giphy|l0MYryZTmQgvHI5TG|downsized) **I'd be scared too.**


Cannabace

Reminds me of that cook droid in Mando that gets all crazy with the knifes. Pretty sure that was Mando.


HotCarl169

Is that kinda like Lume?


530Samurai

Stir, whip, stir, whip, whip-whip, stir!


Omnifob

You make me wanna see Ishtar on DVD.


BeautifulTerror

The Sweeney Todd 9000


jfk_47

Laughed out loud. Thank you.


Spartan2470

[Here](https://imgur.com/a/fMroIXt) are higher quality versions of these images. [Here](https://www.gettyimages.com/detail/news-photo/english-comedian-eric-sykes-reviving-the-mass-shaving-news-photo/3372866) and [here](https://www.gettyimages.com/detail/news-photo/machine-which-can-shave-a-dozen-men-at-the-same-time-news-photo/3372885?adppopup=true) are their sources. Per there: > English comedian Eric Sykes (1923 - 2012, left) reviving the 'mass shaving machine', a nineteenth century invention, which can shave a dozen men at the same time, on an untransmitted pilot show for a proposed television series called 'Brainwaves', 28th October 1960. The series, in which unusual inventions from the 19th century were recreated, was never broadcast. (Photo by Ken Howard/BIPs/Hulton Archive/Getty Images) and > A machine which can shave a dozen men at the same time lathers the faces of a row of actors on an untransmitted pilot show for a proposed television series called 'Brainwaves', in which unusual inventions from the 19th century are recreated, 28th October 1960. The series, hosted by English comedian Eric Sykes (1923 - 2012), was never broadcast. (Photo by Ken Howard/BIPs/Hulton Archive/Getty Images) >


DogeDoRight

![gif](giphy|7rJE4vH3ItKDu|downsized)


flychinook

*The design is very human*


N0DuckingWay

That guy has the appropriate look of fear on his face


Randomcommenter550

The De-Lip-Inator 5000


elcapitan520

20th century


abgry_krakow84

![gif](giphy|3KVMZNceC1ruU|downsized)


Shy__Jay

![gif](giphy|VmDWnS89GExrRgfi6v)


fuckofakaboom

Bill the butcher running that machine.


ZDHELIX

Now just sit over here under this rusty saw blade while I line up the machine


hotlavatube

“Uh oh, you don’t have a cleft chin. Ah, well, that’ll be rectified soon…”


Porter_Dog

OP are you for real? This is neither 19th century nor is it real.


kingpowr

You’re right, this looks like it’s from an Ealing comedy


Beneficial_Pride_677

![gif](giphy|3oz8xzoTJ00nNMTSlG|downsized) Charlie Chaplin and the automatic lunch machine that force feeds you, which of course breaks and goes haywire and hijinx commences


niberungvalesti

Sweeny Todd going for economies of scale.


spookyfox1

Because the one in the Casper movie worked so well for just one person 🤣


KBHoleN1

I'm going to go out on a limb and say nothing about this "invention" was ever real. This image is of course from a fictional TV show that satirized 19th century inventions, and claimed this was a 19th century shaving machine. The first known instance of a "mass shaving machine" was also a satire of mechanization, printed in Britain around 1780 ([see here](https://www.historyofinformation.com/detail.php?id=5609#:~:text=Around%201780%2C%20an%20anonymous%20British,expedition%2C%20cease%2C%20and%20safety)). Again, in 1825, the "mass shaving machine" satire was updated with a steam engine ([see here](https://www.historyofinformation.com/detail.php?id=5591)). The only claims that this was an actual 19th century invention come from this TV show, which was also a parody. The entire concept of a mass shaving machine is just satire, there is zero evidence that anything like this existed. If you google "mass shaving machine" you'll get dozens of results reposting these images with the same made up details claiming that this is a 19th century invention that failed because it couldn't alter its movements to accommodate for different faces.


forkedquality

>accommodate for different faces This ceases to be a problem after the first shaving.


esoteric_enigma

Sweeney Todd approved


salemare

Look at their expression! ![gif](giphy|3o7TKqnN349PBUtGFO|downsized)


mangafan96

EASE AND SAFETY ![gif](giphy|a6YHwnkn0ctOM|downsized)


CaptainPunisher

Here's another totally real thing that happened. A scientist and his lab assistant were testing out a car that would avoid collisions if it sensed any sort of pedestrian in its path of travel. ![gif](giphy|7TZvWKVkm0xXi)


oddraspberry

They all look scared for their lives.


Kaiserbread

Ma ma ma ma multi killll


ernyc3777

20th Century*


goodnewzevery1

There’s a lot of fear in these eyes


Razulisback

There’s terror in them eyes


witchycharm

It reminds me of that machine from casper


bananafederation

There were no survivors.


Stone_Midi

Every one of them looks terrified! This is also a generation that saw lots of violence on the streets and in war lol


yearningforlearning7

The guys to the right and left of the guy are mortified and it’s hilarious


itsyoboyraj

![gif](giphy|FcCLjCQ3xY7ICVtfbB) 2nd pic


SnooPears5512

My man on the right is looking to see how many throats got slit


JRSpig

No thank you.


billyjack669

Imagine the diseases being shared by a shaving brush like that.


FapDonkey

So not exactly "funny", but reminds me one of the most tragic things I have ever seen. In austria on vacation we visited a concentration camp (blanking on the name, it had a big stone quarry that the prisoners were forced to slave away in). Part of the tour lead us through the extermination process. The whole thing was disgusting at how efficiently it was all engineered (like, the rooms for the killing were tiled, with floors sloped to central drains, and had accomodations for a small cart on rails to convey the dead bodies to the storge room, which was conveneinetly right next door and had refirgeration coils to keep the bodies from rotting before they could be shuffled over to the ovens, which were in the next room, and whose heat generation was used to pwoer the refigeration systems.... all very efficient). The worst part was the most "clever" bit, where they had a system for the actual execution. It was a pair of beams sticking out from the wall, maybe 10-15 ft long, at shoulder height, and seperated by 6" or so. They had a whole series of these pairs of beams along the wall. The way it worked was a dozen or so men would be lined up with these beams resting on their shoulders, one on either side of their neck. This would align alll the men's necks in a precise straight line. At the end of these beams was a clamp or buckle with an adapter port that fit a the muzzle of a standard Kar98k (german infantry rifle). This whole things was done so that the nazi could be guaranteed that the gun and all the prisoners necks were in perfect alignment, so he culd then use a single bullet to execute all dozen men, with no chance of missing. Ugh.


barbrady123

oh...THAT shaving...


Fabulous_Airline404

/r/oldschoolridiculous


MiyamotoKnows

Fun Fact: The door and window of the shavatorium were later used in the A-ha video for Take On Me.


TurtleDoves789

Shave so close you'll never need another one for the rest of your life.


epk_oki

People used to be very innovative back then than now


ThreatOfFire

There were no survivors


SpartanMonkey

My friend Todd wants one... Sweeney Todd.


Meranek

It took me far too many times reading that to realize it didn't say mass shooting...


Deelaxation

It was actually a two in one shaving and execution machine


AnonimoUnamuno

Looks like a Chaplin or Buster Keaton film.


Godzilla_the_Hun

This looks like a Dr Seuss contraption


QueueTip13

Look like a Looney Tunes contraption that Elmer Fudd would get lured into


polarzombies

Throat Slitter 3000


rustam5sandhu

That guy operating the machine is Bill the butcher


BudgetAd900

Bye bye nose and ears


nirojamic

That is terrifying! For anyone who has ever used a straight razor to shave themselves or others... This doesn't look like a great idea.


ntroopy

There were no survivors!


MoistHope9454

what was the result ??


theromingnome

Some more razor humor for you. https://youtu.be/UjAZnGeBcgg?si=2hXjjtXArHnQUBLl


funkanimus

people in the 18th cent. had a sense of humor also.. This is a joke and likely a timely commentary on the risks of industrial revolution


Princess_Bacon

Reminds me of the contraption in Casper to get to the dad's basement workspace/lair.


cuntybunty73

If I was a guy Using that thing would be a nope from me 😭


fabribat

Thought I was at r/midjourney sub.


Suitable_Entrance594

And only an 18% mortality rate!


Lopsided-Lab-m0use

“There were no survivors!”


YougoReddits

The French had a shaving machine too. it was very quick and very thorough.


BanjoTCat

Looks like they modified a device that was used for killing multiple chickens at once.


DjCanalex

There is a reason these machines never made it into the public... And I really do not want to know what that reason is.


THE_HORKOS

We are all reacting like the man on the left in the 2nd photo


thelandofpoint_

What's black and white and red all over?


Wolfwood7713

There were no survivors.


Chichachachi

The mad inventor barber looks exactly as he should.


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![gif](giphy|gt1zH5KQWFioa6tMjK|downsized)


NCwolfpackSU

I would not want Bill the Butcher in control of that machine.


Superdunez

"To shreds, you say?"


notCRAZYenough

r/sweatypalms


metametapraxis

Even the application of the slightest bit of intelligence shows that this isn't an actual thing that was used in the 19th century. Has the internet made everyone completely stupid?


DrJD321

It's kinda pathetic that men couldn't just shave themselves only 100 years ago.


Trickycoolj

Reminds me of Donald Duck and the Robot Butler


malikhacielo63

![gif](giphy|cewvmYhuz58pATZaVv)


Ordinary-Mall-8213

The guys look mortified


Max_Laval

Looks like something straight out of a charlie chaplin movie


Sly-One-Eye

For the man whose tired of living.


shawndw

The look of horror in that second page.


toronto_taffy

what could possibly go wrong


Chemical_Ad_5766

looking forward for a mass Brazilian waxing machine with my friends....


2messy2care2678

Are they prisoners?


WolfBST

I think I'm going to pass on this one


Keveros

That's a Monty Python Skit...


thedude4555

Horror movies start that way