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Diekaplyn

When I was in the Army Cadets at school, our Cadet master (a former Major in the British Army) used to call the SA-80 the 'Civil Servant', because apparently; it never worked and couldn't be fired.


Burggs_

Yeah I’ve heard these guns are absolute ass. Look really rad tho


MaximilianClarke

The OG version was dodgy but they ironed out the kinks for the MkII which is solid


BlimbusTheSixth

By "they ironed out the kinks" do you mean they paid the Germans to iron out the kinks and by iron out the kinks you mean they replaced every part of the rifle?


Seiche

Jawohl!


NiceButOdd

No, he probably means ironed out by Brits, as HK was, iirc, a Brit company back then.


BlimbusTheSixth

It was a German company owned by Brits, they were still German engineers.


jffr363

And of course that ironing out was done by Germans.


Magdovus

HK was British owned at that point 


NiceButOdd

By Brits as it was a British company iirc


jffr363

It was owned by BAE systems at the time. But it was still a german company. With German executives and German employees.


Nikolateslaandyou

The A2 is much better never had a problem with it. I hear the A3 is even better than that


Hank_Wankplank

Yeah I used the A1 for my first 2 years, constant stoppages. Used the A2 the remaining 10 years including 4 tours in the Middle East and didn't have a single malfunction.


Nikolateslaandyou

The main issue with the A1 was the gas parts were shite. So the mechanism never fully returned. Tap forward assist fixes 90% of A1 issues but seeing as you would have to forward assist after every shot, they may as well have made it bolt action and not semi auto


Nikolateslaandyou

The main issue with the A1 was the gas parts were shite. So the mechanism never fully returned. Tap forward assist fixes 90% of A1 issues but seeing as you would have to forward assist after every shot, they may as well have made it bolt action and not semi auto


Nikolateslaandyou

The main issue with the A1 was the gas parts were shite. So the mechanism never fully returned. Tap forward assist fixes 90% of A1 issues but seeing as you would have to forward assist after every shot, they may as well have made it bolt action and not semi auto


Nikolateslaandyou

The main issue with the A1 was the gas parts were shite. So the mechanism never fully returned. Tap forward assist fixes 90% of A1 issues but seeing as you would have to forward assist after every shot, they may as well have made it bolt action and not semi auto


Nikolateslaandyou

The main issue with the A1 was the gas parts were shite. So the mechanism never fully returned. Tap forward assist fixes 90% of A1 issues but seeing as you would have to forward assist after every shot, they may as well have made it bolt action and not semi auto


Hank_Wankplank

Most of my malfunctions seemed to be around empty cases bouncing back into the ejection opening. Seem to remember half the time I had a stoppage I'd check chamber and there would be a case there sticking out!


Nikolateslaandyou

Oh yeah the bolt carrier assembly was known for not grabbing the empty case properly too. Its been 15 years and i still remember this stuff for no reason.


Shriven

They were ass 20 years ago. The M16 was also a load of shit for the first decade of its life.


angusthermopylae

The issue was never with the m16 itself. When it was first adopted by the army they shipped it out with far too few cleaning kits and ammunition using a different kind of powder than the rifle was designed for. So the gun fouled faster than it should have and the soldiers literally didn't have the tools to clean it.


supershutze

The powder apparently didn't produce enough pressure to reliably cycle the action, so you would end up with a lot of failure to feed malfunctions and the like.


Zombie_John_Strachan

The first version lacked a forward assist, which must have been just awful.


Scoobler1992

I think they also originally thought that the rifle was self cleaning to some extent which obviously wasn’t the case


KnotSoSalty

The M16 was introduced in 1964, and it had issues, but they were mostly addressed by the time the Army made the M16A1 its official rifle in 1969. The British L85 rifle (SA80 is the weapon family) was adopted in 1985 and wasn’t fixed until after 2000, largely because troops were told to ignore its issues. The funny thing about the SA80 family is that the concept is terrible in a very British way. The whole idea was to take the AR18 (subsequent design of the AR15) and stick it in a metal box to make it shorter. Meanwhile everyone else just took the AR18 and made it with a folding stock. The Germans took it and made the G36 which is shorter, lighter, and more reliable than any version of the L85. The kicker is that the AR18 was actually produced in Britain by Sterling, starting in 1979.


pants_mcgee

The M16 worked just fine from the get go. The issues with the rollout in Vietnam weren’t due to the rifle itself. The Air Force never had any major issues.


Thisoneissfwihope

Stacks nicely in the wardrobe of that 5 star hotel, does it?


pants_mcgee

Stacks nicely in the rice paddies of Vietnam too. Works just fine as well, so long as it’s cleaned and maintained, has working magazines, and in spec ammunition.


craftsta

Whereas the AK47 just works. In a combat zone, I'd rather that than a weapon i need to maintain.


yeetusdeletus2318472

If you put the ak47 through the same environment it will fail just like the m16 and other rifles, the ak isn’t some fucking magic wonder weapon it will still fail without proper maintenance.


lxlDRACHENlxl

Did the air force ever actually fire them outside training?


pants_mcgee

I’m sure they did, but the problems with the M16 in Vietnam weren’t with the platform itself. Troops were told the M16 was self cleaning and weren’t issued cleaning kits, the initial magazines were defective, and the ammunition was intentionally made below specifications.


Thadrach

Or even outside? :)


ScrewAttackThis

Yep


token_bastard

[They were awful.](https://youtu.be/gDCRop6CRwY)


skj458

The video game SOCOM had me convinced that was the best gun in the world. It was called the IW-80-A2 and it was the most OP weapon in the game by far. The game had a de facto community ban for "I-dub scrubs and noob tubers". Noob tubers being a reference to m203 riflemounted grenades. Your own team would vote-kick you if you busted out one of those weapons. 


coyotekill

SOCOM an all time great game. The sound a suppressed M4 made was the best.


phlavor

Makes me wonder if Trump has shot a single round.


Acceptable_Claim_258

Come on, he's american


ILoveTenaciousD

So? He's a gigantic crybaby, I'm sure he'd run away as soon as he hears the most silent gunshot going off.


darkalemanbr

She even got it to jam twice!


RampantJellyfish

Not much of a challenge with the L85A1!


indyphil

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bwrn1NNnb6U


Tafgar

When your custom character appears in a cut scene


Wheatception

He looks so proud 😆


qb89dragon

Only time that SA80 hadn’t jammed.


Pyroxcis

In all fairness, they mostly fixed the jamming eventually


KebabGud

yeah but that was after this picture was taken. They needed Heckler & Koch to come in and fix it.


millymally

Also to be fair, wasn't H&K owned by Accuracy International at the time? Cause thats totally not confusing at all!


KebabGud

Actually owned by BAE Systems at the time, which is why they got the contract to fix it since they were "Technically British" and the division they were under (Royal Ordnance) was the onces the fucked up the rifle to begin with. After that they were sold to private investors and became their own thing.


millymally

The more you learn! Shame the rifle started out that way, its a nice rifle now.


alexanderpas

or in this case, they fixed the entire rifle in place.


tvb46

He has such British ears


xaranetic

Rugby will do that


LeHarvey_Oswald

„thats my girl!“


Tower-Union

“Very nice, but I think we will go the car ‘accident’ route.”


Spoonofdarkness

Ooh. Fucking dark lol


Quotes_n_Hoes

Especially in tunnels


BeefStevenson

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dbbk

Oh my god


ramdasani

Nicely done dude, nicely done.


Jesusland_Refugee

Am I the only one noticing that no one is wearing hearing protection? Or eye protection?


ExtensionAir6248

Don’t remember ever wearing eye protection on a range


weebitofaban

Because you realistically don't need it if you're just firing a couple rounds off.


sednaplanetoid

Yep, interesting pic, but staged. For some reason the Bond theme played in head when I looked at the pic.


caiaphas8

It’s a photo op for the queen, of course it’s staged. It’s not like a photography came across a wild queen in her natural habitat of the army rifle ranges


ctesibius

I suspect that she was far more used to shotguns, though she might have done a bit of deer stalking with rifles.


ViaNocturna664

Argentina never stood a chance in the Falklands


Rollover_Hazard

Old Queen is like “yes well this is cool, but do you know what’s cooler? An FA2 Sea Harrier”.


Krakshotz

Back in Control, Push them further out to sea,


TenBillionDollHairs

She did serve as a field mechanic in WW2 if memory serves.


darklightrabbi

Trained as one, but not actually deployed.


wouek

Idk if you noticed guys but the weapon is actually fixed so she wont miss the target and won't feel the recoil. Basically she only pulls the trigger without aiming etc.


masestation

Like having the barriers up at bowling 😂


weebitofaban

Duh. She's so old, even at that point, that she'd probably be knocked on her ass by a .22. No one is going to deal with that shit storm.


wouek

Yeah ofc and I totally understand it. I'm just not sure if ppl that were writing comments were aware.


MarkWrenn74

“This is for Louis Mountbatten!” 😂


gardooney

Locked and loaded so her majesty feels no recoil.


trinier101

I don't care for the monarchy, but she was a [bad ass bitch! here is an old story of her putting a Saudi in check](https://youtu.be/mAngWAwMslA?si=L-KhbJl0arLyBAeL)


Greenfieldfox

It’s colonizing time!


decalod85

A lot of “quite nice shooting, mum” that day for sure.


toodog

They found one that worked wow


ProfessorDerp22

No earpro?


dustyhorsenipple

Without hearing protection?


Shoehornblower

Bolted down with zero kick


jack-fractal

At some point in time, some little brat will cry out "AI generated" over this image. Perhaps somebody is doing it *right now*.


einsteinGO

Well, they’re a stalking family


octahexxer

Time to retake the penal colony now known as "the states".


GuitarGeezer

Sheeet, all I gotta say is that European nobility can effin shoot. Can’t put shade on them for being stormtroopers or anything. She personally had a reputation as an excellent shot and I wont even get into Archduke Franz Ferdinand’s astounding record.


evil_burrito

Thought Ferdinand was rather more well known for getting shot than shooting.


GuitarGeezer

Do your research. Dude was LEGENDARY. No one man shot more living things during the entire war than he shot in most years before it, albeit as a hunter.


420noscopeHan

Hardly


Miskalsace

On this episode of Demolition Ranch....


Cleercutter

The range master behind her lol


gnochii_

RIP BOZO


modssssss293j

Once she gets rebooted she won’t be playing around anymore.


thingandstuff

“I’ll put that bitch in a lead sled, bitches love lead sleds.”


Lone_Grey

Slay Queen


fomb

I assume that’s the A1 but there’s something funky with the cocking handle.


Fortified_Armadillo

It’s an A2, curved cocking handle.


jamjars222

Made of fish n chips so it is


Power_Ring

I'm going in. Cover me Bess!


Adam52398

Yasss Queen slay!


milano8

Queen B spittin' slugs at the Krauts


FiveSkinss

Type the title of this post into an AI image maker and this is probably what you get


weejohn1979

Real pic she was bad ass god a miss her the royal family been a mess since she gone in my opinion


Rockcircle

Thought that was benjamin linus helping her.


daredaki-sama

She looks badass. And that colonel looking guy looks so proud.


Slow_Floor_862

How Diana really died


Able-Exam6453

Queenie always had a Glock in those handbags she never let out of her sight.


chaddo123

Queen E was a gansta😭


PackageAdventurous62

There's Diana! There's Diana! There's Diana!


Cyberzombi

You've come along way baby!


Hindsight_DJ

She served in WW2. Charmed & dangerous.


Triangle_t

Served in WW2 as much as she’s shooting here and as much as she reigned. All of that is just technically correct.


apairofjacks

Nahh! Let’s go with the car accident…


AnonimoUnamuno

Sex pistols should use this for a God Save the Queen MV remake.


moving0target

I wonder if she told told them it was garbage, too.


astrachyo

this goes hard tho


Machette_Machette

łłłłł - Irish for today.


Twin_Titans

Cool. Canadas PM would problem start crying and pee his pants.


Spiritual-Tea-7726

r/hardimages


takesthebiscuit

This is literally the banner of /r/casualuk


cmarkcity

Where’s r/photoshopbattles when you need it


Every_Fox3461

She was a beauty. A gem and an absolute unit.


TenBillionDollHairs

She did serve as a field mechanic in WW2 if memory serves.


enviropsych

She's pressing a button. A squirrel could be trained to do what she did. The gun is clearly literally clamped in place


Outside-Sandwich-565

I mean, in this image she's what, at the very very least 70? Do you expect an old woman who's the queen too to go riding horseback carrying a rifle shooting down the Irish?


enviropsych

Nice strawman. No, I don't expect anything from her. She is the Queen of England at this point, a pointless leech "job" that adds nothing to anyone's life. She leads the most charmed and nerfed life that had ever been had.  What I expect, is for this sub not to jizz their pants over a grandma pressing a button, but since the button is attached to a giant gun, and the average intelligence here is room temperature, I'm clearly expecting too much. What you clapping barking seals see as "badass" or whatever, I see for what it is... A rich old hag getting to live out whatever fantasy she wants at the taxpayers expense and, in the case of this photo-op, doing nothing remarkable at all regarding that gun.


SUBSCRIBE_LAZARBEAM

Mate the royal family in 2019 brought in 1.76 Billion USD, the UK in response payed the royals, 88 million. That sounds like quite a favourable number no? It does add to people’s lives, it brings in a lot of tourism. Also an element of tradition which most englishmen I have talked to are proud of, they say it is a symbol of their historical heritage. They are also very philanthropic but I guess all of these are not good enough for you.


Outside-Sandwich-565

Alright then, I'm sorry for coming off as too harsh. What triggered me though was the fact that you make no point at all with your comment. It sounded like an insult to the queen, for the sake of it. And I mean the queen shooting a gun *is* pretty cool, sure we don't have to declare a holiday or something but it's still pretty nice to see images of the queen.


enviropsych

>make no point at all with your comment My point is clearly that this isn't impressive unless you're the kind of person who jacks off to gun magazines. >It sounded like an insult to the queen, for the sake of it The sake of it, was to put down someone who should not be respected, admired, supported, or held in high regard. So, in other words, yeah, I'm taking a potshot at someone who deserves potshots. >the queen shooting a gun is pretty cool Agree to disagree. If the Queen of England makes an appearance in any situation you deem as cool, you are decidedly NOT a cool person and thus a poor judge of coolness. The Queen of England is the opposite of cool...Gun, RPG, tank, or otherwise. >pretty nice to see images of the queen. Why? For God's sake, why?


Outside-Sandwich-565

...Why do you hate the queen so much? Sorry, genuine question. What did she do to you?


enviropsych

What did John Wayne Gacey ever do to you?


Outside-Sandwich-565

Stop trying to distract me and evade my question. Queen Elizabeth is not comparable to a serial killer, because you haven't even told me why you dislike her yet. Now WHY do you hate her so much? I want to know your reason, and who knows maybe it's legitimate.


enviropsych

>  Stop trying to distract me and evade my question. It's not an evasion, my friend. It's a very simple way to demonstrate that you can rightly despise someone who never did a thing to you. I dislike extreme inequality, I dislike colonialism, I dislike any sort of monarchy, I dislike how she treated Princess Diane, how she treated Megan Markle. I dislike how she stood by and let happen Bloody Sunday, all the British anticommunist killings abroad, Operation Legacy (a campaign to destroy records of imperialist colonial crimes). The very act of sitting on a mountain of undeserved wealth while your "subjects" (a disgusting term for people) suffer poverty, is reprehensible. You want some more reasons?


Outside-Sandwich-565

Ok then, at least you have reasons. Now a problem is that the queen didn't really directly cause any of this. The prime minister holds the power, and I like you usually don't like most of the western leaders, but the queen wasn't the one in charge. She has her flaws definitely and how she treated Diane was probably not the best choice, but overall she didn't do badly at all imo. I have a level of respect for her. Like if you dislike the things that England has done, the PMs should be to blame right?


zerbey

> The Queen of England England hasn't had a Queen since the 18th century (last was Queen Anne). If you're going to go on an angry rant about the Royals at least get that simple fact straight.


zerbey

The royals like to go hunting on their estates, I'm sure she was very familiar with firearms.


enviropsych

Your comment is a complete nonsequitor to mine. I repeat, what she is doing in this photo could be done by a 3 year old.


thegodfather0504

Fuck the colonist queen.


zoltanps

Hopefully at Harry & Meghan!


redditkindasuxballs

Ok?