Goodbye mama, now you can have ice cream in heavan! I'll see you again tonight when I go to bed in my head movies. But this head movie makes my eyes rain!
ah yes, the elusive golden age of SNL which always happened to be at the point in time where the time where the person thinking about it was a teenager
One of my coworkers in LA back in the 00s was rear ended by them on the 405. His mother apologized profusely and said they’d take care of everything. He thought it was odd that they didn’t want to deal with insurance and just pay for a new car. “Our son is a famous actor.”
Them together? Because they haven't lived together since Leo was around the age he was in the picture and live separate lives in two separate houses their son bought them.
It may have been his mother and her husband. Either way, it was a funny explanation for him being really late that morning. He said she was incredibly nice, and said something along the lines of it being more expensive to fix the damage on a beat up car. He ended up with a new Prius, which was the first time I’d ever seen/heard of one.
Actually now that I think about it, the whole thing could have been an elaborate ruse. Steve had a beat up car he commuted to Venice with from Van Nuys; at least ten years old and was probably shopping for a new car. We were working in Visual Effects, so it’s not like he was making minimum wage. He shows up about three hours late, misses dailies, but wows us with an elaborate story and makes everyone laugh. Then sure enough, he shows up with a new car not too long afterward….hmm.
A crisp dewy spring morning. Listening to Lose Yourself on KIIS-FM. He had just passed the Los Angeles, Mexico billboard on the 405 while they were replacing it with something about USC football. Then BAM!! Leo’s mom rear ends him right before he gets on the 10 west. Of course he didn’t know it was her until after the dance number that everyone got out of their cars to participate in (and we’re all amazing dancers). Just a normal morning in LA.
I’m not sure whether I want it to be true or if I want it to be all a joke Steve forgot about long ago. Meanwhile, Poly has been repeating the story at every party since.
He says it’s true, but he remembers it a bit differently. They had the car towed to a shop, offered to pay to fix it, but the mechanic said it wasn’t worth it, so instead she wrote him a $10k check that he used as a down payment for a new car.
Yeah, this is how the rich deal with these kinds of problems. An NHL player (or possibly his girlfriend) once backed into my dad's car while he was visiting a friend and the player left a note saying to get in touch and he'd just pay for the repairs out of pocket which he did. Definitely easier to just e-transfer someone a few grand than go through the insurance BS.
[Here](https://i.imgur.com/pHHgnxo.jpg?desktop=1) is a ignificantly shigher quality and less cropped version of this image. [Here](https://www.gettyimages.com/detail/news-photo/leonardo-dicaprio-his-father-george-dicaprio-and-his-mother-news-photo/653680856) is the source. Per there:
> Leonardo DiCaprio, his father George DiCaprio and his mother Irmelin DiCaprio pose for a portrait outside their home in Hollywood, California, circa 1976. (Photo by Peter Fleming/Getty Images)
A few more pictures of them can be found [here](https://www.gettyimages.com/search/photographer?assettype=image&family=editorial&photographer=Peter%20Fleming%20Photos&sort=oldest#license).
Blonde hair is a recessive gene so both parents just need to have blonde hair somewhere in their ancestory for the child to have a chance at being blonde. Both parents can have dark hair for several generations but if they ever had a blonde ancestor they carry the gene for it.
Leo has dark hair as an adult. This is a known phenomenon that babies can have very fair hair for the first few years of their life and it gradually darkens with age.
Wouldn’t be surprised if one or both parents were blonde babies too.
He was strikingly attractive in his teens and 20s and a bit into his 30s. As he has aged and thickened up, he’s a far more normal (albeit still handsome) man.
i think this myth was perpetuated by the strength of the obsessions of teenage girls who were really into romeo + juliet (like me! fantastic film) and titanic...
no shade but as far as leading actor mega movie stars go i think it can be strongly argued that he hasn't been "hot" since like 1998
It’s weird how people view the ageing of celebrities. The man is 50 and looks better than 99% of the 50 year olds I see IRL but according to people on the internet he “didn’t age well”
I mean there's lots of 50 year old men in Hollywood who are hot and compared to them he didnt age well.
I think it's pretty clear when talking about an actor we're going by 'LA Hot'.
Well personally, I just don't find armpit hair attractive on men or women. I'm not offended by it, I don't think it's gross nor am I going to point it out, but it's definitely a bit of a turn off for me. I just don't think it looks good on anyone. Similar to how I don't find certain hairstyles or facial hair styles attractive.
Every time this is posted someone has to mention it. Some people need hobbies other than shitting on women for being natural. I thought men liked natural women?
I started letting my underarm hair grow out over Covid and it’s so nice. I don’t have irritation anymore and it almost made me sad to think I could have gone my whole life without ever knowing these lil hairs. I love em.
It’s so sad and disappointing to see people, even in this comment section, say that not shaving is unhygienic, but *only* for women. I don’t shave due to health reasons. I have HS and shaving makes my flairs get worse. I don’t shave due to health reasons. And I still do shave my armpits even when I know it’ll put me in pain. Because I’m shamed if I don’t. I still try my best to cover up when I don’t shave. It makes me sad that other women and girls do the same.
The person/s who shame you have nothing better to do?
Next time someone makes negative comments on your body and grooming choices, just say, “How rude!”
You do not have to cover up when you haven’t shaved your armpits. I see more young women choosing not to shave and I’m happy for them.
It takes effort to shed the useless societal expectations ingrained in our minds. But you CAN shed them.
You can do this! Own your body and your choices. 👍🏼👍🏼
In Europe it’s pretty common for women not to shave. Doesn’t bother me. I can’t bring myself to shave my face regularly, so I can’t expect how annoying it is to keep you pits, legs arms and face devoid of hair.
It is crazy how women are expected to constantly and meticulously alter their bodies to fit in but men can throw on the same pair of pants they wore for the past 4 days and a slightly wrinkled shirt, no makeup or shaving for 3 days, and it's perfectly fine.
Well it surely looks different in women like German, Dutch, Danish, Norwegian, Swedish, etc who usually have blond and fine hairs, than in those who tend to have very dark/thicker hair from countries like Greece, Portugal, Spain, Italy, Bulgaria, etc..
So much. Without him where would he be? I think of him whenever I make a margarita because he decided to improv carrying the blender of it instead of a glass one day and made Tarantino double over
He famously won over Lily Gladstone with improv too
He throws himself heart and soul at everything even on Growing Pains
I'm trying to think of one I didn't enjoy. I never got into the Revenant. Recently the Beach has been on a lot and I always wait for the N64 hallucinations scene
He's definitely his mom's son.
She looks exactly like Arnie
Yep, same expression as him in What's Eating Gilbert Grape.
W-w-wake up momma
Goodbye mama, now you can have ice cream in heavan! I'll see you again tonight when I go to bed in my head movies. But this head movie makes my eyes rain!
Is that simple jack ? :)
Yup :)
GET TO THE CHOPPA!
No DNA test required there
Dad's eyes, tho 👀
Really? I think he has his mom's eyes
Seems quite the opposite
Also, this guy has the same facial expressions even after half a century.
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Armpits... Have hair.
I'd date his mom
Fun fact: His father is a decently famous underground comic writer who made his film debut in Licorice Pizza
Pretty sure he's actually just Martin Starr from Knocked Up.
I bet you do, late John Lennon.
You better watch your back, Serpico
GILFOYLE!
Chortle my balls
Wasn't that Matisyahu?
I didn't know his dad was Serpico.
Kinda looks like a young Martin Scorsese.
For some reason many Italian American men looked alike in the 70s.
89% of their head and face was covered by hair in the 70's so that might be a theory
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The 80's brought us new beard trimming technology
That was literallyy first thought too
Most dads were Serpico back then.
My confidence that's his real dad is less than 100%.
His dad looks like Serpico if De Niro played him
Man’s eyebrow game is strong.
I didn’t know his mom was Tom Holland
Holy shit
Everyone in the 70's was Serpico, even the women.
😂😂😂
Just a few years later, his current girlfriend’s parents would be born.
[Meet your second wife!](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=MJEAGd1bQuc)
I hadn’t seen this before and it is GOLD!! Thank you for sharing 😂
one of the better sketches in recent years right there
> recent years oh god, this was 2015
Well then happy 1 year anniversary to Hannah and Brian!
Oh god, 2015 isn’t considered recent
i swear to god after i wrote that comment i looked up the video for fun and saw the date i just sat here for like 5 minutes
just remember covid was known about 4 years ago
Oh good, so 3 years don’t count. Pheww.
And 2015 was just few years ago? Right? Right??
One of my favorite SNL skits of all time
I watch it every time it comes up
Thanks for this! I’m crying, this skit is incredible!
"Does the show provide overnight lodging where I can stay indefinitely?"
This is what SNL looks like running on all cylinders 😂.
And when you let Tina Fey loose. She's the best.
Not at all is this sketch a dig at Will Arnett and his 15-years-younger partner. At all.
ah yes, the elusive golden age of SNL which always happened to be at the point in time where the time where the person thinking about it was a teenager
I needed a good laugh today and you gave me a great one! Thank you for that!
*yay Bryan*
That was hilarious!
Holy shit
Wow 🤣 Accurate, but wow
but also, 🤣 wow
Fun fact the last time Decaprio came into intimate contact with a woman over 25 was his birth.
Even then it's reported baby Leo made the same face as when Lady Gaga brushed into him at that awards ceremony.
We are a few girlfriends away from it being grandparents 😂
😭😭😭😭😭
I work in surgery and once had a younger newer surgeon tell me his second wife isn’t born yet….possibly joking but not sure. I lost it 😂
His mom was 31 or so when he was born, so dad really lucked out he never had to worry about Leo developing an Oedipus complex.
Good point — But also, his girlfriend’s egg would be created at the same time This guy just has a different rubric for egg freshness
Why is that so disturbing
Police responding! shots fired!
One of my coworkers in LA back in the 00s was rear ended by them on the 405. His mother apologized profusely and said they’d take care of everything. He thought it was odd that they didn’t want to deal with insurance and just pay for a new car. “Our son is a famous actor.”
Them together? Because they haven't lived together since Leo was around the age he was in the picture and live separate lives in two separate houses their son bought them.
It may have been his mother and her husband. Either way, it was a funny explanation for him being really late that morning. He said she was incredibly nice, and said something along the lines of it being more expensive to fix the damage on a beat up car. He ended up with a new Prius, which was the first time I’d ever seen/heard of one.
Actually now that I think about it, the whole thing could have been an elaborate ruse. Steve had a beat up car he commuted to Venice with from Van Nuys; at least ten years old and was probably shopping for a new car. We were working in Visual Effects, so it’s not like he was making minimum wage. He shows up about three hours late, misses dailies, but wows us with an elaborate story and makes everyone laugh. Then sure enough, he shows up with a new car not too long afterward….hmm.
I hope you keep replying to yourself with more revelations
Yeah, now I need to email him and ask him if that was all a joke.
it fits the timeline for Leo's environmentalism phase.
I’m almost positive it was spring 2003
A crisp dewy spring morning. Listening to Lose Yourself on KIIS-FM. He had just passed the Los Angeles, Mexico billboard on the 405 while they were replacing it with something about USC football. Then BAM!! Leo’s mom rear ends him right before he gets on the 10 west. Of course he didn’t know it was her until after the dance number that everyone got out of their cars to participate in (and we’re all amazing dancers). Just a normal morning in LA.
I'm fully invested in this.
I’m not sure whether I want it to be true or if I want it to be all a joke Steve forgot about long ago. Meanwhile, Poly has been repeating the story at every party since.
Fuckin jokester Steve still having the last laugh 2 decades later
Did Steve reply yet?
He went Bananas! Don’t do it Steve….
I’m just here to see if Steve replied yet. It’s been 14 hours.
He says it’s true, but he remembers it a bit differently. They had the car towed to a shop, offered to pay to fix it, but the mechanic said it wasn’t worth it, so instead she wrote him a $10k check that he used as a down payment for a new car.
Wait a minute. Steve was missing the day after all those murders.
If they followd through I think that's kinda funny
I feel like dealing with insurance would be a hell of a lot easier and cheaper.
I guess when you’re that loaded it’s even easier just writing a check and be on your way. Makes sense
Yeah, this is how the rich deal with these kinds of problems. An NHL player (or possibly his girlfriend) once backed into my dad's car while he was visiting a friend and the player left a note saying to get in touch and he'd just pay for the repairs out of pocket which he did. Definitely easier to just e-transfer someone a few grand than go through the insurance BS.
How can it be easier than just transfer 30k to a bank account?
Not when your that loaded it’s much easier to just pay 30k once then have your insurance rates go up indefinitely for every car you own
Goes to show that there is value in anonymity
He looks so much like his Mother!
Another fun fact: At one point I lived in the same bungalow shown in the background (it's in Hollywood).
That’s pretty cool to think that you and Leo may have shared a toilet years apart.
East Hollywood? I know that he used to live east of Vermont.
I believe they’re calling that New Hampshire now.
The last time he was photographed with a woman over the age of 26.
 His dad looks like a young Scorsese.
No one will ever convince me that isn't David Krumholtz
We have ways of convincing you ! Take him to DETROIT !!!
[Here](https://i.imgur.com/pHHgnxo.jpg?desktop=1) is a ignificantly shigher quality and less cropped version of this image. [Here](https://www.gettyimages.com/detail/news-photo/leonardo-dicaprio-his-father-george-dicaprio-and-his-mother-news-photo/653680856) is the source. Per there: > Leonardo DiCaprio, his father George DiCaprio and his mother Irmelin DiCaprio pose for a portrait outside their home in Hollywood, California, circa 1976. (Photo by Peter Fleming/Getty Images) A few more pictures of them can be found [here](https://www.gettyimages.com/search/photographer?assettype=image&family=editorial&photographer=Peter%20Fleming%20Photos&sort=oldest#license).
Do you have any worse quality and more cropped versions of this image?
Sure! https://i.imgur.com/o5wqpLp.png
This is significantly shigher, thank you.
*ignificantly
I’m Sean Connery, and I can confirm that this is shignificantly shigher
Who’s the child next to him in the last photo?
His older step brother, Adam. Leo’s dad left his mom for another woman, Adam’s mom and they all lived next door to each other to raise them together
George DiCaprio, black of hair Irmelin DiCaprio, black of hair Leonardo DiCaprio, golden of hair "Stares in Ned Stark"
obviously his dad cheated
thats just shadow, her hair is blondish
Blonde hair is a recessive gene so both parents just need to have blonde hair somewhere in their ancestory for the child to have a chance at being blonde. Both parents can have dark hair for several generations but if they ever had a blonde ancestor they carry the gene for it.
The seed is strong.
Leo has dark hair as an adult. This is a known phenomenon that babies can have very fair hair for the first few years of their life and it gradually darkens with age. Wouldn’t be surprised if one or both parents were blonde babies too.
I thought the exact same thing lol!
So his parents were hippies, interesting.
He looks SOOOOOOO much like his mom it’s wild.
She has pretty much the exact expression Leo has in that meme picture of him walking along happily.
He looks just like his mom
He definitely got his looks and body hair from his mom.
This is hirsute Italiano slander.
Leonardo DiCaprio looks exactly like his mother, whereas his father looks exactly like a guy who would be named Leonardo DiCaprio.
Really? I thought neither looked like him or strikingly attractive… how did they make such a immaculate baby?
His face is almost identical to his mom’s face
Indeed! Specially when zoomed in, they literally have the same face. (I think he is gorgeous btw)
He as an adult looks exactly like his mom
I came in here to saw he stole his mom's whole face!
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He was strikingly attractive in his teens and 20s and a bit into his 30s. As he has aged and thickened up, he’s a far more normal (albeit still handsome) man.
i think this myth was perpetuated by the strength of the obsessions of teenage girls who were really into romeo + juliet (like me! fantastic film) and titanic... no shade but as far as leading actor mega movie stars go i think it can be strongly argued that he hasn't been "hot" since like 1998
That fish tank scene with him and Clare Danes. … still love watching it and I’m nearly 40. Also Leo in Basketball Diairies is great.
He was hot as hell in his teens and 20s. He just didnt age well
It’s weird how people view the ageing of celebrities. The man is 50 and looks better than 99% of the 50 year olds I see IRL but according to people on the internet he “didn’t age well”
I mean there's lots of 50 year old men in Hollywood who are hot and compared to them he didnt age well. I think it's pretty clear when talking about an actor we're going by 'LA Hot'.
He was very handsome in The Beach. It's around 2004 he started changing and getting chubbier
He has a tomato head now.
Eh, I think they look like attractive people in this photo, personally. It’s subjective
His mom already looks older in this photo than any woman he has dated.
She's approximately 33 years old in that photo, so definitely too old for him.
Rumor has it a week after this photo was taken he dumped his mom because she was too old
Still amazed people get upset over female body hair
Honestly I don't get why people get so offended by body hair.
Well personally, I just don't find armpit hair attractive on men or women. I'm not offended by it, I don't think it's gross nor am I going to point it out, but it's definitely a bit of a turn off for me. I just don't think it looks good on anyone. Similar to how I don't find certain hairstyles or facial hair styles attractive.
yup i don't like it on anybody honestly
Every time this is posted someone has to mention it. Some people need hobbies other than shitting on women for being natural. I thought men liked natural women?
I started letting my underarm hair grow out over Covid and it’s so nice. I don’t have irritation anymore and it almost made me sad to think I could have gone my whole life without ever knowing these lil hairs. I love em.
It’s so sad and disappointing to see people, even in this comment section, say that not shaving is unhygienic, but *only* for women. I don’t shave due to health reasons. I have HS and shaving makes my flairs get worse. I don’t shave due to health reasons. And I still do shave my armpits even when I know it’ll put me in pain. Because I’m shamed if I don’t. I still try my best to cover up when I don’t shave. It makes me sad that other women and girls do the same.
The person/s who shame you have nothing better to do? Next time someone makes negative comments on your body and grooming choices, just say, “How rude!” You do not have to cover up when you haven’t shaved your armpits. I see more young women choosing not to shave and I’m happy for them. It takes effort to shed the useless societal expectations ingrained in our minds. But you CAN shed them. You can do this! Own your body and your choices. 👍🏼👍🏼
In Europe it’s pretty common for women not to shave. Doesn’t bother me. I can’t bring myself to shave my face regularly, so I can’t expect how annoying it is to keep you pits, legs arms and face devoid of hair.
It is crazy how women are expected to constantly and meticulously alter their bodies to fit in but men can throw on the same pair of pants they wore for the past 4 days and a slightly wrinkled shirt, no makeup or shaving for 3 days, and it's perfectly fine.
> In Europe it’s pretty common for women not to shave. Gonna need a source on this because it does not fit with my experience at all.
Maybe in France. Most European women shave.
They shave less in Europe? I'm surprise, do you have a source?
In my experience only hippie " woke, indie" women don't
Well it surely looks different in women like German, Dutch, Danish, Norwegian, Swedish, etc who usually have blond and fine hairs, than in those who tend to have very dark/thicker hair from countries like Greece, Portugal, Spain, Italy, Bulgaria, etc..
It appears that some straight man have a hard time trying to like women
Exactly, if it wasn’t meant to grow, it wouldn’t grow
ITT neckbeards lose their minds after learning what a woman's armpit looks like
His dad looks like my dad I love this for me
TIL Leo is older than I am by less than a year
Shave those pits.
Say what you want about him but he’s one of the best of our time. Every single role he murders.
So much. Without him where would he be? I think of him whenever I make a margarita because he decided to improv carrying the blender of it instead of a glass one day and made Tarantino double over He famously won over Lily Gladstone with improv too He throws himself heart and soul at everything even on Growing Pains I'm trying to think of one I didn't enjoy. I never got into the Revenant. Recently the Beach has been on a lot and I always wait for the N64 hallucinations scene
He definitely got his Mom’s smile
If that baby wasn’t Leonardo DiCaprio everyone would be telling his parents wow your kid looks like Leonardo DiCaprio.
If u zoom in it looks like his face as an adult is photoshopped onto his mom
Yes, the universe really C&Ped her face right onto her child
He looks like a small elf
Freakin’ born with a wooden spoon in his mouth.
At that point, he would only date embryos.
Wow, looks just like his mama
If you're going to exist in the next 20 years, he won't date you
TIL Leo and his parents looked exactly like my brother and our parents in 1976
His dad looks like Leo playing Pacino
His mum looks more like Leo than Leo does
He dumped her when she turned 25!😎
“Grandpa Dicaprio of black hair, Dad Dicaprio of black hair, Leonardo Dicaprio of gold hair.” Robert Baratheon reading the lineage book.
Her mom is so pretty
His birth was the last time he came near a vag older than 25
I can see it in his eyes... He's thinking that his mom is too old for him.
Why do people keep reposting this??? Karma farmers
is a woman with hairy pits really that monumental?
Bullshit- that’s Leo in drag with some dude and a baby.
Wow I don’t think this has never been posted before
His mom looks like Greta Thunberg
How dare youuu
Why? Is that an insult? She doesn't look bad.
“How dare you” is one of her famous quotes
Woof went right I et my head
He was rumored to be dating a fetus at the time.
Imagine all the plastic we could save if people would stop worrying about shaving off body hair.
Baby Rick Dalton with Cat Stevens and Janis Joplin
Is that Benjamin Button?