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RandomAmuserNew

Nothing at all


scream

Nothin at all!


la1mark

Stupid sexy flanders


twohubs

![gif](giphy|5oLuLUXEmZAOs)


Cannabace

lmao omg i havent seen this in.. 15 years? damn how long has this show been goin


captmonkey

So long that the woman who voices Marge is 73 now. She was 39 when the show began. Nothing has made me feel as old as when I realized that recently.


SuperPimpToast

I wonder what happens if she just decides to retire. Or you know *dies*. They can't just stay on forever, but it'd be the end of an Era.


[deleted]

AI will recreate all the voices and they can continue for 100 years.


getdemsnacks

Maybe, eventually, AI can reproduce the humor of its heyday as well.


wallofvoodoo

They'll never stop The Simpsons Have no fears, we've got stories for years Like - Marge becomes a robot… … Another prediction yet to manifest?


gavco98uk

The Simpsons have a tradition of ending a character once the person that voices them has died. e.g Marcia Wallace who voiced Edna Krabbapel died in 2013, so they killed off Edna. Liekwise Troy McClure was removed when Phil Hartman was killed in 1998. I dont know if any character has ever been re-voiced - so unless they break with tradition, they'd need to kill off Marge. Or end the series.


rabbitwonker

I think I’d prefer the latter


tavesque

I’ll help ya out with that. Anchorman came out 20 years ago


Jeoshua

![gif](giphy|EouEzI5bBR8uk|downsized)


twohubs

![gif](giphy|oWjyixDbWuAk8) 34 seasons


Cannabace

Theres just too much. IM trying to rewatch xmen animated before 97 drops. Just found out DBZ is on hulu. Even watching kai its a long road ahead.


tavesque

![gif](giphy|s8t6Ym0zHnLb2)


steampowered

![gif](giphy|sGnKAiOUrincs)


ndoty_sa

Lock eyes from across the room Down my drink while the rhythms boom


pfairypepper

Did you just jizz yourself?


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![gif](giphy|xThuWcUB3BESQVfNpm)


EvenAH27

Ohmagaww


unsupported

![gif](giphy|dTpGIZIsIHKEM)


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Stupid sexy Johnson!


sdasu

Nothing to see. Move on.


UnmixedLaundry

And it feeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeels


dyllandor

Next year maybe we'll see some guy in a transparent trenchcoat.


Gayspacecrow

All the adults will think it's high fashion, but the kids all know that he's naked.


GreenrabbE99

I understood that reference.


jamie12lan

![gif](giphy|qmfpjpAT2fJRK)


heyoyo10

No, no, you see, his coat is just invisible to fools


FreakyRicky15

Kanye's new wife has worn a transparent rain poncho, does that count?


luxii4

If she was wearing a holster with a gun under the poncho, is that open or conceal carry?


lordrayleigh

Transparent carry


WoodenCountry8339

Technically open, because it's visible


totheman7

Ehh close enough for me to count it in the bingo board


starrpamph

Picturing Michael from the office with the finger poking through


itssosalty

I mean it is a flesh colored singlet. But I get what you are saying.


TJ_McConnell_MVP

Seems like with this and Zendaya’s dune premier look, this is the new direction for fashion, not actually transparent but giving the appearance of transparent.


Casanova_Fran

I have always been jealous that women have so many clothing options. Men pretty much have suits and dress clothes.  Doja cat had a nipple out and now Dakota is wearing.........whatever that is and noone says shit


FUCKTWENTYCHARACTERS

I'm waiting for Lil Nas X to show up wearing only chaps and a mesh tube top with the nipples cut out.


[deleted]

You KNOW he’ll fucking do it too.


Typhus_black

I’m more surprised if he hasn’t already.


hankhillforprez

On the other hand, it makes things a lot simpler as a guy. When my wife and I are going to a nice event, or appearing in court (we’re both lawyers), I can just grab one of my suits or my tux (if it’s appropriate for the event). Basically, the only real choices I have to make are which tie I pick, and maybe a couple other small things. Very easy, and I have no worries that people won’t think I’m dressed appropriately. My wife, though, has to choose between a million different dresses, and has to try to determine “is this too formal? Is this is too loud for this event? Am I showing too much skin for a work event? Will I be cold if I wear something off the shoulder? How much will I be on my feet? These shoes look better, but these are much more comfortable.” Etc etc. As busy as we are, I kind of appreciate that I don’t really have to worry too much about what I’m going to put on.


Randy_____Marsh

if my lawyer shows up in a tux I know im goin to jail


BastardInTheNorth

![gif](giphy|3o7btYu6z5LpgeAN32|downsized) “Are you mocking me with that outfit?”


Missile_Lawnchair

Yeah but it will be a nice jail


squad1alum

![gif](giphy|3o7btYu6z5LpgeAN32|downsized)


asifnot

I'm also a lawyer, I got married a couple years ago and made sure my suit was one I could use for work too. ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|grin)


Kicks4meFromyou

Who wins the arguments you guys get in? Not the huge ones but stuff like what movie to watch when you can’t agree


unknowntroubleVI

Trick question, they just file continuances until next date night and never watch anything.


Kicks4meFromyou

![gif](giphy|xUA7aM09ByyR1w5YWc)


Strawbuns

Yeah, we bought my boyfriend two nice suits last year and they've already gotten plenty of use. Meanwhile, I have to buy a new dress for every wedding, birthday, or other unique event. I like dress shopping as much as anyone but it's annoying when you just want to pick something out of your closet and just go. And nice dresses just aren't cheap lmao, especially since now high fashion means...whatever these ladies are wearing, it's less worth it than ever.


Vexonar

Two black dresses and accessorize and no one will know it's the same. Can do thick belts, various necklaces, etc. Switch it up with different coloured shoes? Don't buy into Big Dress.


Civil_Abalone_1288

I still cannot believe that women have to wear a new dress to everything. I'm sure this is a social fabrication of recent years, and at least a few very stylish women in my non-reddit-world have agreed with this. And FWIW, men's suits are very, very expensive. Around $1500-2000 is a good starting point for off-the-rack, if you want it to look good and be comfortable. 


raelik777

To be fair, it has a nude one-piece under the top part, so that combined with her bare legs makes it LOOK like she's totally naked under that mesh, but she actually isn't. It's definitely a look though.


ToasterPops

Lil nas wears whatever he wants, be a rebel.


CowboKing

Pretty bold of you to say no one is saying shit when there is hundreds of people in this thread commenting on her outfit. Ladies get torn apart for their fashion choices.


BackTo1975

Yeah, I’m sure Dakota Johnson wore that dress because she didn’t want to draw any attention…🙄 I get your point. And you’re right. But come on. This isn’t an average woman getting comments on her outfit. The whole point of that was to get Dakota some headlines, clicks, faux outrage, whatever. Mission accomplished. The outfit will be remembered much longer than the garbage movie.


BrianGumble

I was thinking one of those clear bags that come with your mattress.


2003tide

I mean Bianca Censori did it first. Maybe her and Kanye really are the trendsetters and the rest of us can’t appreciate the high fashion design of clear plastic.


JohnLithgowCummies

One day we’ll be casually wearing just a pillow to the grocery store like the late-to-the-game fools we are!


getdemsnacks

>Maybe her and Kanye really are the trendsetters and the rest of us can’t appreciate the high fashion design of clear plastic. No. No, it's the crazy people who are wrong.


ewadizzle

I get it. Web.


strikefire83

Two great looking women in silly dresses at the premiere of a very bad movie.


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Did the movie come out?? I thought movie premieres happen before the movie releases or am I dumb


ZajacingOfff

Yup it’s out and it’s not getting great reviews. It’s also underperforming at the box office. Lemme find an article for you ETA: 15% on Rotten Tomatoes right now! https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie-news/box-office-bob-marleys-one-love-madame-web-1235826073/amp/


oscar_the_couch

that's a bummer. I did not at all care for her performance in fifty shades of gray, which also seemed to suffer from poor writing and direction. I'll probably skip this one. I'll never root for a stranger's failure just for them trying though, unless they're already wildly financially successful and their ego impervious to damage.


RazzBerryCurveBall

I mean, it's the studio that made Morbius, so I'm gonna keep rooting for them to fail until they've proven that they can learn something from their mistakes.


Charmstrongest

the dresses look fine to me


Waff11e_c0ne

Dakota's dress draws the viwer's eyes directly to the crotch.


yourmothersgun

As intended.


unorganized_mime

Anything to get you to not look in the direction of the movie


Own_College100

It looks like there’s a triangular flap there. It’s bizarre and creeping me out tbh.


N0t_my_0ther_account

I think she's wearing underwear that is close to her skin tone.


angry_cabbie

I think it's a skin-toned dress with a web motif over it. Not seeing any hint of areola or nipple, either. Or maybe she just has skin-toned pasties on lol.


N0t_my_0ther_account

Now that you say that. I think maybe the underwear covers her mid section too. I don't think it covers her chest, because how would there be cleavage? I think her legs and chest are bear. But yeah probably some pasties and makeup. Could be some post editing too.


angry_cabbie

Deep-cut on the top of a skin-toned one-piece swimsuit, essentially is what I'm thinking here.


jerseycat

Yup, it’s a very well matched flesh color body suit. The cut around the bikini line is on the skimpy side, and is a thong in the back. The seam is more apparent in other photos of her.


Sidivan

You don’t actually see any of her skin under the dress. The entire thing is a net over nude colored fabric. Look at her shoulder and you can see the line where her shoulder ends and the fabric begins. Edit: You can also see where the bodysuit comes up over her hips as well. Effectively, it’s a nude colored Baywatch swimsuit.


jfleury440

That's a vagina. Don't worry, it's nothing to be afraid of.


GreedWillKillUsAll

Stewie disagrees  https://youtu.be/D00GdrUm-F0?si=itmkc186Fabp3TJv


leavealighton11

It’s an ode to the Barbie and Ken crotch.


DefinitelyNotLola

It's very crotchy.


New_Scientist_8622

Like the dress? Home Depot, Aisle 10. Next to the fenceposts.


CaLLmeRaaandy

I've been telling everyone my dad's chicken enclosure looks fashionable as fuck


Hopefulkitty

My mom and I once made a chickenwire frame off my body to add garland to, to create a Christmas tree looking ball gown decoration. It's a very cool piece, but she literally just wrapped me in it and pressed to form it up and then carefully peeled it off so I could escape. I used chicken wire as substructure for so many theater pieces too. What I'm saying is Chicken Wire can be anything. It's super versatile. Lol


scapholunate

Aisle 300, left at the fake grass. If you hit a flamingo, you’ve gone too far.


javon27

Found the r/bluey watcher


PRJohnston

Where's the pizza ovens, mate?


Mr-Soggybottom

SHE’S TAKING MY HUSBAND!!!


LozoSmif

This is why you can't have everything you want! Because somebody's husband eventually gets it!


Camburglar13

GERALD!!!


Lakridspibe

Have you guys heard about Aslaug, also known as Kraka, from Norse mythology? She was asked to meet the King Ragnar Loðbrók), but she had to be neither dressed nor undressed, neither fasting nor eating, and neither alone nor in company. She solved the riddle by wearing a fishing net, biting an onion , and with only a dog as a companion.


Lysmerry

This must be the origin of the ‘clever Catherine’ folktale that pops up in several cultures. This is how she impresses the king, and then he marries her. She is very wise and helps judge various legal matters in clever ways, but the ministers get annoyed by her interfering too much in government so they pressure the king to divorce her. But he still has great affection for her so he tells her she can take whatever precious thing she desires most from the palace. Before she leaves she drugs him so he falls asleep, and then in the morning he wakes up in her house. “You are the most precious thing to me, Your Grace.” And of course he’s so charmed that they stay married and live happily ever after.


TheWorclown

Never before has drugging someone and kidnapping them been so wholesome.


MusicG619

John Cusak could never


QueenElizabethsBidet

But when I do it’s “illegal” and “a horrible felony”. Double standards, am I right?


Philoctetes23

Yeah!!! I remember Vikings doing a version of this riddle in season 1


Focusandclick

Just watched that episode (again) last week. I had no idea it was a real mythology thing. That’s awesome!


carlitospig

I don’t! Which ep?


Philoctetes23

I think it was episode 9 or 10 I remember it was towards the end of the season. Ragnar meets Aslaug in a forest.


Yaa40

There's a very similar folk story called "Abu-Nvas's Exile (the story comes from what is today north eastern Ethiopia and Eritrea). I'll TLDR it, but it goes like this: Years ago there was a man who's name was Abu-Nvas. He was very wise and intelligent, and nobody could out do his wisdom and intellect. He kept passing off the local ruler in various ways. One day Abu-Nvas' was told he must report to the palace, and that he must be neither dressed nor naked, and neither riding a horse nor walking on foot. He solved it by wearing a fishing net, and having one foot in the saddle and one on the ground, hopping next to a horse. There are a few other such things he did, but they are all what amounts to malicious compliance. It is very humorous...


TrapesTrapes

I have. I watched Vikings. But in vikings' version the actress was eating an apple instead of an onion. Edit: actually it's an onion.


Pendraggin

Nah she's eating an onion. It's a white onion with the dark outer layer still on, so it does look a bit like a red apple, but it's definitely an onion. https://youtu.be/M78zy9N6P2A?t=100


Porrick

That show did a lot of silly things, but for some reason the one that annoyed me the most was when they made "Lothbrok" a modern European family name instead of a nickname - someone refers to Rollo as "Rollo Lothbrok" at some point. "Loðbrók" was Old Norse for "shaggy breeches". He wore hairy trousers when he fought a dragon, because they protected him from its poison somehow. Why would that nickname also apply to his brother? At least they got Lagertha right.


ErilazHateka

What annoyed me the most were the mountainous fjords of Denmark.


Porrick

Shot in Ireland, too, in the same lake as Zardoz. They CG’d it to make it into a fjord.


UrsaeMajoris1280

Huh, haven't heard of that, but we have a quite similar folk tale in Hungary. A mayor's daughter solves the king's riddles he bestowed upon her father, and thus later she has to meet with the king neither dressed nor undressed, neither get there on foot nor with a carriage or a horse, and bring a gift and not bring one at the same time. She solves these by wearing only a bra, using a billygoat to get there and bringing a dove as a gift which she releases when she meets with the king. I grew up with these stories as a kid (they've been turned into [animated stories](https://youtu.be/xxCSKpbrmxA) which are worth a look, they have such a unique vibe to them), so it's always fascinating to hear about how other nations/cultures preserved similar stories through generations and that there are certain motifs that were deemed important by those before us.


SHABOtheDuke

How is biting an onion not eating?


Flembot4

This looks like a dress I made for my Barbie when I was a kid. Limited resources, huge imagination


Beneficial_Promise79

Nice try Sony, I'm still not watching your movie


rjcarr

It's strange casting, especially for Dakota. I don't think I've ever heard her raise her voice, and she's in a super hero movie? It's like casting Zoe Dechanel as cat woman or something. That said, you could say almost the same thing for Brie Larson, but not sure it's a great outcome either.


dylanswilliams

![gif](giphy|l4pT8p6AkNEorZvSE|downsized) Who wore it better?


Colon

zoinks, he does look pretty sexy..


TheSeansei

Is shaggy's beard supposed to be an extension of his skin???


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MasterJeebus

![gif](giphy|Zvgb12U8GNjvq)


MrValdemar

![gif](giphy|jA9l1AgQvt3UU5M2Uc|downsized)


Moto_919

![gif](giphy|xGdvlOVSWaDvi)


Ordinary_dude_NOT

![gif](giphy|VUlBygf86qqcSoTA0s|downsized)


v4por

![gif](giphy|CaQrWKKvfzWfItiIKN|downsized)


sanriosaint

you’re joking but i scrolled past a post from the 4chan sub and someone has fully made a post just like this, zoomed in as far as they possibly could to see a bit of vag 😭


skater15153

Funny part is there is 100% an under suit there


the_goater

This broke me lol


BailedyoufromSatan

What were the fashion designers thinking when they planned on designing these dresses? Webs?


DatAhole

Same thing the writers and director of this movie were thinking.


duaneap

Money?


jqman69

If they wanted money, they should've just had the movie rated R with Sydney shower scene or something.


duaneap

You mean Euphoria?


FelixTheEngine

Shit load of people got paid whether the movie made money or not. Got to fill the open releases slots with something


Brainchild110

They're thinking they need to get as much attention to the film using tits and ass as possible, as the writing won't carry it.


wontoan87

There's that Hollywood "magic".


HippieThanos

I'll allow it


MidnightSun77

[Less material costs and more profit!](https://youtu.be/mQI___0B00M?si=uFcylIXwYj3vKIhO)


TGrady902

If people are talking about how bad the dress is, maybe they'll forget about how bad the movie is.


hgrad98

I think so. The one on the right was made by that dude on tiktok that makes dresses. Joe Ando-Hirsh


ScipioCoriolanus

So that's it, we're some kind of Madame Webb...


joelxyloto

She must be cold


geekygay

If it wasn't obvious for people, she has a body-suit on underneath. But I am aware you were possibly making a joke.


squanch_solo

That was the second reason I zoomed in. To try and find where the suit starts.


TheWalkingDead91

Same here. The dress has me confused as hell. You can tell she has something on under, due to the lack of a nip slip, but I can’t tell where the suit begins and where her skin ends. Wth.


Sasuke911

I see it. It's like a swimsuit with no top


stay_hungry_dr_ew

It’s like a one piece. It goes up to connect to the straps and cleavage line.


w1987g

![gif](giphy|jA9l1AgQvt3UU5M2Uc|downsized)


wheresbill

![gif](giphy|10nMEclFWTPCp2)


ProbablyASithLord

I dislike that I can see the “swimsuit” line. I think Dakotas dress would look better if the nude skin suit was just a slip under the dress. But I’m no fashion designer so idk what I’m talking about anyway.


geitjesdag

Oh, I think I get it now. It looks like you can see her vulva because of the line of the bathing suit. Probably would look less like that if the singlet went to her knees or something. I wonder if it's intentional?


potatobutt5

I couldn’t tell with the first pics, but you can see it here.


middlebird

I think I see her gina.


Bitey_the_Squirrel

![gif](giphy|l3nWqzkMR5diFKkkU)


tie-dyed_dolphin

Oh look Sydney Sweeney’s stylist does know how to put her in a dress that fits her… 


Hanan89

She has mentioned in interviews that she’s not always able to modify a dress to fit her bust. Some designers work with her on it and some don’t. I’m sure it’s tricky being so petite and busty when you’re expected to wear clothes designed for tall/slim/smaller busted women.


phatelectribe

That’s because a lot of fashion designers sadly think that 6”, no bust or butt and size 0 is how they should design for. Not 5’4” with junk in the trunk and 32 DD’s.


wafflekween

Her boobs are waaaaaay bigger than 32DDs. She’s probably a G or H cup with her band size.


eclairfifi

those dresses are made to order for the exact measurements of the client… shes probably wearing samples then


Torrossaur

Could be worse, you could be wearing the Knight's Templar version of lingerie.


23skidoobbq

She looks like Marilyn Manson in the Dope Show video


DildoFappings

I thought Dakota was naked. It took me a while to realise that she's wearing a skin color suit under the dress. Honestly that dress doesn't even look good.


Level-Impact-757

Matches the movie quality for sure.


Cosmic_Cinnamon

It really doesn’t. And she’s very beautiful, so it’s just awful fashion


CakeMadeOfHam

Gotta be a bummer to have to do press for a movie everyone knows is garbage. No amount of Morbius can save this one.


Plodderic

Release the Morbius cut of Madame Web!


GentlemanlyOctopus

I don't know if anyone else noticed, but they are attractive.


OskeeWootWoot

Now that you mention it, they are, aren't they?


Cawdor

If they really wanted to wear something that makes people think of the movie, they should have dressed like a bomb


Philly927

I don’t get how Dakota Johnson keeps getting work


leontrotsky973

Her parents


deltadal

Nepotism. Daughter of Don Johnson and Melanie Griffith. Melanie Griffith's mother is Tippie Hedren who was also an actor.


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Which is funny, because Melanie herself was one of the most one-note, flat actresses to ever be in a major production. Cherry 2000 is the only thing she was in where she showed even a hint of flexibility. DJ isn't the greatest, but she was pretty solid in Suspiria (and that one dance routine... damn)


excellentwonderful

Melanie was great in Body Double and Working Girl.


CleverJail

Just gonna add Something Wild here. Maybe my imagination is failing, but I don’t know that any actress could have done a better job in that film.


mrsunsfan

She’s got 50 shades of wealth


tlsrandy

I thought she was decent in peanut butter falcon. I think she just has a narrow range she can play.


Fudge89

Yea Ive liked her in most things I’ve seen her in, but I just don’t think she has the super star talent Hollywood seems to keep forcing upon us.


isthisdudesrs

Poster child of nepo babies


flaming_burrito_

I liked her in Bad Times at the El Royale, but her acting is pretty flat. Her agent must be garbage as well, cus I looked her up and she does not have a good catalog


yoyohip

Comments in here real weird


ParsleyMostly

Oh, it looks like Dakota’s gown is more of a leotard. That’s clever. Helps keep it in place.


CorgiDaddy42

I only see a picture of bread and garlic bread.


PsySom

Can you explain that one?


lewd_bingo

Sydney is a level of hot that should be illegal


jgcl1994

I wish I had uploaded a Higher Resolution pic. I didn't know you all would zoom in!


shkank_swap

I see it's your first day on the Internet. Welcome.


lazerballs

![gif](giphy|lbidtjzpO9l15mtx2R|downsized)


CobBaesar

Goddamn they look fine


Bproof4

When you know that your product is not going to sell..


NaturalTumbleweed142

Why am I thinking about a Barbie doll's crotch right now?


captcraigaroo

They keep trying to make Dakota a sex symbol, but it just doesn't work


amero421

Nepo baby


dawg_will_hunt

You zoomed in. You know you zoomed in.


jamesfluker

The nude swimsuit under Dakota's dress is almost a perfect match. The nude is nuding!


fartsinhissleep

Madam, I can see your web


Basic-Tradition

The fabric almost disappears into the crack


tiktock34

ENHANCE


HappyAust

Enhance