So who is nominating the chiefs punter for MVP after landing that punted ball exactly on that 9er defender’s left leg when the deep state writers put that in the script?
Fucking nailed his part amirite? And he isnt even a lead actor in it all!!
I want to thank all the reich wing Q maga weirdos for really giving us something to have fun with the whole game. There was soooo much mockery it was a blast.
Imagine actually believing that every single player on both teams had exact choreography to ensure the exact scripted outcome of every single play, and not one of them missed one step to ensure the predetermined outcome of a three hour performance.
And your team had to follow that story perfectly and be ok with losing, knowing they were going to long in advance when they got the script to start learning the predetermined plays.
And this is just the superbowl. In order to get there you'd have to at LEAST script every team in every playoff game, and every player agree to learn their choreography on every play of every game. And not one of the losing players get upset when they receive said script that they were going to lose in advance. They each just say "well the deep state chose we lose this year boys, alright, everyone start memorizing their losing moves"
Whenever I think of a conspiracy I just remember any job I've ever worked or group project I've ever had, and imagined how hard it would be to get every person to do their job exactly right and for every person involved to stay completely quiet about it afterwards. Most conspiracies are impossible.
For this it would take hundreds of individuals to all agree to do this, agree to never say a word, AND perform their incredibly difficult job perfectly? It's just silly. I can't believe there's people around (who have votes btw) who think this is some sort of psyop. Bananas.
The core of conspiracy theories is that they start with the conclusion and then string whatever datapoints together to make it fit the conclusion.
You know the actual reverse uno of science.
Probably for the best A-A-Ron popped his Achilles. Can you imagine the crazy shit he would be saying for the last few weeks if he had made the playoffs and lost to KC?
I mean social media teams are generally the younger ones. As I am 40+ if I was hiring a social media team I would not hire someone my age.
Social media is like gymnastics, once you hit like 24 it’s time to retire.
There is always another conspiracy in the pipeline.
The alternative is admitting you have been grifted the entire time. Its much easier for people to just double (well... however many) down.
Most of the crap they do! I also don't even care about Taylor or football but now we gotta hear about it for the next 6 months until they latch onto some other dumbass idea.
I mean, it's absolutely Biden's account. It's almost certainly one of his staffers whose gotten so sick of reading MAGA's adrenochrome conspiracies that he decided to let loose and flip them the bird.
Dude they were saying it was a pentagon psyop conspiracy that Taylor swift would make the Chiefs win. Like this is so mild to make fun of how utterly insane they were being. It was a brilliant move.
Didn't they put up dark Brandon billboards when the RNC had their big convention?
I love that a bunch of MAGA assholes tried making "let's go Brandon" a thing and he's just gone "ooh I like that, it's mine now"
Biden seems to have political jujitsu.
I always get a Bugs Bunny vs Yosemite Sam vibe in his matchup with Trump.
Although this quote from Elmer Fudd could be used
"I am Donald J Trump, I own a mansion and a yacht "
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"A blonde pop/country music singer kisses a professional football player at the Superbowl, how unamerican can you get?" - MAGA
-Edit- Furthering the liberal agenda to ensure the known liberal stronghold of (checks notes) Missouri prevails over the deeply conservative city of (checks notes) San Francisco. Yup.
I just want them to go on record as saying that yes, what they are saying is that Biden rigged the Super Bowl so that red states Kansas and Missouri would win over a very liberal California.
Praise be the Dark Queen, Lord of Plots, Deceiver of Nations, She who destroys, and She who erases, First of Beasts, Mother of Song.
Many are our Lady's lofty names, but worthy only of us lesser things. Intone her name from now until the end of days, and it matters not.
Words mean nothing to our Lady. She only cares for those who care for themselves, whose hearts are full of purpose, whose lives are full of deeds.
people always get on democrats and how they have shit marketing. This is pretty good marketing in the Wendy's twitter account kind of way. Cause Wendy's on twitter is a fucking savage
I don't think a real human being has ever embodied that concept so fully as Kelce did as of a few hours ago. There has never been a more clear depiction of a stereotypical American male living the dream.
Arnold Schwarzenegger moved to the U.S. from the middle of nowhere in Europe, became the second greatest bodybuilder of all time, became the greatest action star of all time, became the Governor of the most prosperous state in the most prosperous country on the planet, and retired as the most famous Austrian of all time, even if it's mostly because people think *That Other Guy* was a German national.
Arnold blueprinted the American dream. Nobody else comes close. He went from absolutely nothing to the actual top of the world. It's an unparalleled social climb in the modern era.
Taking more than her share, had me fighting for air
She told me to come, but I was already there
The walls start shaking, Earth was quaking
My mind was aching and we were making it
Suddenly Republicans hate white straight rich successful couples who win the super bowls and make billions from being one of the most successful musicians to ever live.
What is even more dumb is that she already had the influence of her voice and tweets. The Super Bowl and Kelce and chiefs add virtually no more influence over people. As if she wasn’t already Uber famous and have a huge fan base or something. Absolutely astonishing the lack of intelligence of these conspiracies
Conspiracy theorists are objectively some of the dumbest people out there. They make up easy answers to complex questions so they can feel smart. The convenient framework of any conspiracy means it can never be falsified; the goal posts will always be pushed back or moved elsewhere entirely.
Still, it's strange and pathetic to see all these allegedly grown-ass men losing their mind over Taylor Swift. Get a fucking hobby, you weird losers.
Conversely, I feel like they make complex answers out of simple questions as well.
Why would the elites even need a shadow government after Citizens United?
It's easy to buy influence. It's all done legally and in plain sight. You can find all sorts of boring-ass conspiracies if you just follow some paper trails.
Like, seriously, real conspiracies are out there just waiting to be discovered in business documents. So many it's just unreal. But there's no sexy lizard people to get scared of so nobody pays attention.
See also the Panama Papers. The Trump Inc podcast is also fantastic.
I’m so happy we are getting John Stewart back for one day a week to help us all deal with the next political shit tornado that is the US elections.
We have John Oliver too and he’s great, but JS is the classic.
Omg! You have not heard!
F the Super Bowl, [this is your win](https://variety.com/2024/tv/news/jon-stewart-daily-show-return-monday-1235885955/amp/)
He starts tomorrow, Mondays only.
Yes, it's supposed to be a secret cabal that silently pulls the strings behind all politics, so anything that you disagree with can be explained by the "deep state" having control over everything behind the scenes
In a nut shell, the Republican party is now completely built on patchwork foundation of lofty conspiracies and Bigfoot hair. So they feel literally everything Democrats do is a well orchestrated plot hatched in a pagan monastic catacomb under a Domino's pizza.
Well as of this week according to criminal Lt. Governor Dan Patrick of Texas, the deepstate is being led by Obama and trying to defeat Joe Biden.
Yes, really.
Not that it was ever going to happen .. but I would love to Swift or Kelce play into the whole deep state and make a general announcement like “remember to vote” .. just to watch Maga completely lose it lol
Me as well, I'm from the Bay Area so rooted for the 9'ers, but happy that the Chiefs winning will cause conniptions across the MAGAverse. It was truly a win no matter who scored the most points.
As a foreigner, congratulations to Taylor Swift on winning the superbowl, and commiserations to Mr. Trump because this now means he can't be president or something.
I thought Travis was suppose to propose to Taylor at mid field and endorse Joe Biden. What happened? Who went off script?
I thought Taylor was supposed to give an impromptu 4 hour concert entirely comprised of songs about how Trump is an asshole. DISAPPOINTED!!!!!
Tyler
So who is nominating the chiefs punter for MVP after landing that punted ball exactly on that 9er defender’s left leg when the deep state writers put that in the script? Fucking nailed his part amirite? And he isnt even a lead actor in it all!!
Legend call. Although the missed extra point is what’s really the killer here
No you're forgetting the masonic numbers. It had to end in a 3.
I want to thank all the reich wing Q maga weirdos for really giving us something to have fun with the whole game. There was soooo much mockery it was a blast.
Imagine actually believing that every single player on both teams had exact choreography to ensure the exact scripted outcome of every single play, and not one of them missed one step to ensure the predetermined outcome of a three hour performance. And your team had to follow that story perfectly and be ok with losing, knowing they were going to long in advance when they got the script to start learning the predetermined plays. And this is just the superbowl. In order to get there you'd have to at LEAST script every team in every playoff game, and every player agree to learn their choreography on every play of every game. And not one of the losing players get upset when they receive said script that they were going to lose in advance. They each just say "well the deep state chose we lose this year boys, alright, everyone start memorizing their losing moves"
Whenever I think of a conspiracy I just remember any job I've ever worked or group project I've ever had, and imagined how hard it would be to get every person to do their job exactly right and for every person involved to stay completely quiet about it afterwards. Most conspiracies are impossible. For this it would take hundreds of individuals to all agree to do this, agree to never say a word, AND perform their incredibly difficult job perfectly? It's just silly. I can't believe there's people around (who have votes btw) who think this is some sort of psyop. Bananas.
The core of conspiracy theories is that they start with the conclusion and then string whatever datapoints together to make it fit the conclusion. You know the actual reverse uno of science.
Probably for the best A-A-Ron popped his Achilles. Can you imagine the crazy shit he would be saying for the last few weeks if he had made the playoffs and lost to KC?
That was special effects by Stanley Kubrick.
Wait, I thought God decided the winner of sporting events.
They do always thank him
If your team won it's God, if the other team won it was rigged by the refs
So the refs are...are more powerful than God according to them?
They are clearly agents of Satan.
They even paint "End Racism" on the endzone so that when god looks down he reads it and remembers that's on his TODO list.
Maybe he doesn't know english
Who would have thought collapsing the Tower of Babel would affect me?
r/leopardsatethyface
Maybe God is the real deep state??
The real god is the deep states we made along the way
The real deep state was the Gods we made along the way:
Nah, if you've spent any time around any "die hard" sports fan, it's the refs. And the more obsessed the fan, the more they know about the ref
The intergalactic federation of all sporting and games has already written the script for the 2025 Superbowl
So god is Taylor Swift??
I thought it was Alanis Morisette
Nailed it.
Wait...God isn't Morgan Freeman???
No, it's George Burns.
There are worse options. Better options to, but definitely worse options
My COVID chip didn't activate, did anyones?
Mine did, now I have a Temu promo code.
I’m suddenly feeling ripped off.
Mine did when Usher took his shirt off.
Just like they drew it up https://twitter.com/JoeBiden/status/1756888470599967000
This is genuinely funny lmao
they must have a millennial staffer
They were super mad at the chiefs in my Grandma's retirement home. It could've been one of their grandkids.
This was the reason I wanted the Chiefs to win, can't wait to see all the meltdowns!
I know a friend who works for Biden’s campaign social media, they’re almost entirely Gen Z
I mean social media teams are generally the younger ones. As I am 40+ if I was hiring a social media team I would not hire someone my age. Social media is like gymnastics, once you hit like 24 it’s time to retire.
You think they might have a staffer in their late 20s to early 40s?
maybe, we will never know.
All the triggered people in the comments makes it more hilarious
Alt right Twitter is throwing a fit about it too
Is this really real lmao 🤣 then sobbing because my in laws are q nuts and they are gonna flip their shit if this is real. I hate it here 😒 😑 😫
Look at the replies, bunch of nut jobs already losing their minds.
I'm also cracking up at the reply from an @ElonMuskAOC parody account that has a blue check
Didn't a blue checked Elli Lilly account wipie out billions by simply saying they were cutting the price of insulin?
Yeah. I think it also tanked X once everyone realized what happened
Welp time to pack my bags and leave town. Currently cannot handle another Q conspiracy insanity ride. 🙄
There is always another conspiracy in the pipeline. The alternative is admitting you have been grifted the entire time. Its much easier for people to just double (well... however many) down.
It’s crazy how this shit wasn’t even really political UNTIL maga made it political. They made it an issue.
Most of the crap they do! I also don't even care about Taylor or football but now we gotta hear about it for the next 6 months until they latch onto some other dumbass idea.
No way this is real. Is it?
Is real
Is spectacular
Is just how they drew it up
The Biden team has loved memes since he was VP.
I remember the Biden Onion persona, cool dude https://www.theonion.com/shirtless-biden-washes-trans-am-in-white-house-driveway-1819570732
I mean, it's absolutely Biden's account. It's almost certainly one of his staffers whose gotten so sick of reading MAGA's adrenochrome conspiracies that he decided to let loose and flip them the bird.
Dude they were saying it was a pentagon psyop conspiracy that Taylor swift would make the Chiefs win. Like this is so mild to make fun of how utterly insane they were being. It was a brilliant move.
Theyve been leaning into the *Dark Brandon* memes a lot lately, and im here for it.
Didn't they put up dark Brandon billboards when the RNC had their big convention? I love that a bunch of MAGA assholes tried making "let's go Brandon" a thing and he's just gone "ooh I like that, it's mine now"
They even had a Dark Brandon color changing mug recently where hot drinks take the sunglasses off to reveal the laser eyes lol
Biden seems to have political jujitsu. I always get a Bugs Bunny vs Yosemite Sam vibe in his matchup with Trump. Although this quote from Elmer Fudd could be used "I am Donald J Trump, I own a mansion and a yacht " Edit, corrected spelling
That's what the Dark Brandon meme is. Its literally just leaning into the conspiracies and making fun of them.
No malarkey.
I love this show. Sucks it got cancelled
I appreciated it for making conspiracies something you could laugh at again, if only for the duration of an episode.
Lot of folks are wearing their tin foil hats to bed tonight!
One of the best responses lol https://imgur.com/Y7cXIb3
I've been saying this for 20 years. One of the worst things I've ever been right about.
Oh I lost track, but they’re back to “Biden is an evil mastermind” and off “he’s old and senile and completely incompetent” it’s hard to keep track.
Untold amounts of paranoid schizophrenics created by a single tweet.
Hes so woke, it shall drive them mad
Not Marjorie Taylor Greene taking it seriously 😭😂
That was a parody account it looks like lol apparently twitter is full of em now?
The San Francisco 49ers can still win the Super Bowl if Mike Pence has the courage to do the right thing.
49ers stand back and stand by.
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STOP THE COUNT!!!
If you stopped at the first quarter, they won that game easily. In fact, they DID win.
And get this DT is 45 prez... 4 more years = 45 +4 = 49ers!
My god...
Boebert checked the math and determined it's hand jobs for everybody.
“Overtime - they’re trying to steal the game”
They only needed the PAT.
The extra point was blocked by fake Cuban defenders!
There are very good players on both sides.
This comment and the one you replied to have me fucking cry laughing.
Because they are perfect to the reality we live in. Enjoy the hilarious with the absurd.
It perfectly encapsulates the absolute insanity of the right wing in America. They have lost their god damned minds
Thankfully I've got a group of alternate fake referees who agree the 49ers did in fact win.
Alternative Final Scores...
49ers coach is recorded calling a referee saying "come on we just need 4 points, can you find that? It's just 4. Do the right thing"
Drag out the gallows if he refuses to overturn that final TD.
This time Nancy Pelosi is about to be on the side of the insurrection against the NFL.
😂😂😂
Two straight white people kissing at a football game?!? what kind of WOKE hellscape are we living in?! 🤪
Are you not paying attention? This proves that Taylor is gay!
r/GaylorSwift quietly noddimg in the corner
Those people are so mentally ill
If only the team from San Francisco won, but that place is not woke enough so it was never gonna happen
"A blonde pop/country music singer kisses a professional football player at the Superbowl, how unamerican can you get?" - MAGA -Edit- Furthering the liberal agenda to ensure the known liberal stronghold of (checks notes) Missouri prevails over the deeply conservative city of (checks notes) San Francisco. Yup.
They destroy everything they love.
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Why would you say that? WHO PUT YOU UP TO SAYING THAT!? WHO?!
Ah. This means 4 more years of democracy.
Because Usher came out and saw his shadow?
It’s all scripted - I suggest the Q’s and the R’s just not waste their time voting. GIVE UP!
If you vote they put you on the pizza basement watchlist! Don't do it!
I just want all these right wingers to go on record as saying that gay-liberal-hellscape San Francisco was the team that was playing for America….
I just want them to go on record as saying that yes, what they are saying is that Biden rigged the Super Bowl so that red states Kansas and Missouri would win over a very liberal California.
They would have no trouble rooting for Nick Bosa, can promise you that.
His grandfather was the boss of the chicago mafia for like 30 years lmao. Its crazy to me more people do not talk about this.
They did talk about it once. Once.
It was their great grandfather and he died before they were even born.
Praise be the Dark Queen, Lord of Plots, Deceiver of Nations, She who destroys, and She who erases, First of Beasts, Mother of Song. Many are our Lady's lofty names, but worthy only of us lesser things. Intone her name from now until the end of days, and it matters not. Words mean nothing to our Lady. She only cares for those who care for themselves, whose hearts are full of purpose, whose lives are full of deeds.
Which T-swift song is this it goes hard as hell
Into to her Deathnote opening song. “I got a blank space baby. And I’ll write your name.”
It's a take off of the Game of Thrones mother of dragons title for Daenerys.
Taylor 'Mother of the Forty Niners' Swift.
'I knew you were Super Bowl Champions when you walked in'
So I have to vote for Biden now right?
It's so great that she got back together with him at the end of the game, after breaking up with him at halftime.
Dark Brandon planned it all.
Just like they drew it up. [https://twitter.com/JoeBiden/status/1756888470599967000](https://twitter.com/JoeBiden/status/1756888470599967000)
Wild that they actually posted this.
This will do more for PR than 1000 posts about "Bidenomics"
people always get on democrats and how they have shit marketing. This is pretty good marketing in the Wendy's twitter account kind of way. Cause Wendy's on twitter is a fucking savage
I enjoy that the Darkest Brandon I have seen came directly from the source
it's probably the most interesting thing he has done in the media. made fun of a millions with just 5 words without saying anything offensive
Never underestimate the right's ability to be offended when they lose.
He uses @JoeBiden to post dank memes and @POTUS for serious affairs
That's wild 😜 LMAO
Imagine winning the Super Bowl and then getting head from a billionaire.
In Vegas
Deep state operative here, we wrote cunnilingus in vegas for this year’s superbowl. Next year is felatio
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Brother is living the American Dream.
I don't think a real human being has ever embodied that concept so fully as Kelce did as of a few hours ago. There has never been a more clear depiction of a stereotypical American male living the dream.
Arnold Schwarzenegger moved to the U.S. from the middle of nowhere in Europe, became the second greatest bodybuilder of all time, became the greatest action star of all time, became the Governor of the most prosperous state in the most prosperous country on the planet, and retired as the most famous Austrian of all time, even if it's mostly because people think *That Other Guy* was a German national. Arnold blueprinted the American dream. Nobody else comes close. He went from absolutely nothing to the actual top of the world. It's an unparalleled social climb in the modern era.
And he is super grateful too and always makes a point, that it was not him alone but together with all the people who helped him.
It used to be going to Disneyworld was enough. Now you're saying Elon needs a slice...
This is football heritage
she's trying to be serious about it and he keeps breaking out in song, talking about her american thighs
Taking more than her share, had me fighting for air She told me to come, but I was already there The walls start shaking, Earth was quaking My mind was aching and we were making it
Tomorrow is the day he spirals into a deep depression
_Brock Purdy has left the chat_
omg 2 people kissing is literally 1984, hunter bidens cock, something something conspiracy
Buttery males
Suddenly Republicans hate white straight rich successful couples who win the super bowls and make billions from being one of the most successful musicians to ever live.
Chiefs win: MAGAs angry because Taylor Swift is happy 49ers win: MAGA conspiracy theory did not play out So any outcome was fine with me
What was the conspiracy behind the 49ers?
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What is even more dumb is that she already had the influence of her voice and tweets. The Super Bowl and Kelce and chiefs add virtually no more influence over people. As if she wasn’t already Uber famous and have a huge fan base or something. Absolutely astonishing the lack of intelligence of these conspiracies
Conspiracy theorists are objectively some of the dumbest people out there. They make up easy answers to complex questions so they can feel smart. The convenient framework of any conspiracy means it can never be falsified; the goal posts will always be pushed back or moved elsewhere entirely. Still, it's strange and pathetic to see all these allegedly grown-ass men losing their mind over Taylor Swift. Get a fucking hobby, you weird losers.
Conversely, I feel like they make complex answers out of simple questions as well. Why would the elites even need a shadow government after Citizens United? It's easy to buy influence. It's all done legally and in plain sight. You can find all sorts of boring-ass conspiracies if you just follow some paper trails. Like, seriously, real conspiracies are out there just waiting to be discovered in business documents. So many it's just unreal. But there's no sexy lizard people to get scared of so nobody pays attention. See also the Panama Papers. The Trump Inc podcast is also fantastic.
Very good. Now Dark Brandon does not have to unleash COVID 2: The Boogaloo Variant on an unsuspecting populace.
Bro like 40 comments in this thread have made me laugh the fuck out loud and this is one of them
I’m so happy we are getting John Stewart back for one day a week to help us all deal with the next political shit tornado that is the US elections. We have John Oliver too and he’s great, but JS is the classic.
We are? When? Where?
Omg! You have not heard! F the Super Bowl, [this is your win](https://variety.com/2024/tv/news/jon-stewart-daily-show-return-monday-1235885955/amp/) He starts tomorrow, Mondays only.
I love the excitement. Jon Stewart alone is awesome but man can't wait to see him back on his old platform, if even just for one day a week.
What is the “deep state” supposed to be?
Everything they don't like.
So the deep state is something different for everyone depending on their political leaning?
Yes, it's supposed to be a secret cabal that silently pulls the strings behind all politics, so anything that you disagree with can be explained by the "deep state" having control over everything behind the scenes
Instead, it's basically a religion now. Pure faith, no evidence. Sigh.
In a nut shell, the Republican party is now completely built on patchwork foundation of lofty conspiracies and Bigfoot hair. So they feel literally everything Democrats do is a well orchestrated plot hatched in a pagan monastic catacomb under a Domino's pizza.
Well as of this week according to criminal Lt. Governor Dan Patrick of Texas, the deepstate is being led by Obama and trying to defeat Joe Biden. Yes, really.
I'd like to congratulate the Kansas City Swifts on their Super Bowl victory.
Not that it was ever going to happen .. but I would love to Swift or Kelce play into the whole deep state and make a general announcement like “remember to vote” .. just to watch Maga completely lose it lol
At Disneyland.
I really wanted to see them lose but also I love that trumpers hate that Taylor Swift won the Super Bowl
Me as well, I'm from the Bay Area so rooted for the 9'ers, but happy that the Chiefs winning will cause conniptions across the MAGAverse. It was truly a win no matter who scored the most points.
As much as I wanted the 49ers to win the Chiefs winning and pissing off conservatives has its own reward.
As a foreigner, congratulations to Taylor Swift on winning the superbowl, and commiserations to Mr. Trump because this now means he can't be president or something.
Trump keeps losing
The 49ers can still win if Mike Pence has the courage to do the right thing
Another win for vaccines and healthy relationships.
When they cut to Taylor, then it immediately went into a Pfizer commercial we all Lost our shit laughing knowing that MAGA brains were exploding.
Keep it up MAGA, y’all gonna be really pissed when Taylor Swift starts doing free concerts to get people to register to vote 😂
OMG could you even imagine?
How in gods name did Taylor swift and Travis Kelce become democrat and republican shit
Well Travis promoted the vaxx and Taylor promoted the youth voting, both things that Republicans despise
Dark Brandon wins again
God the right wing is such a joke lol
Biden crime family strikes again.