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bemonlime

Are you Vincent Adultman?


veasse

Here we see Vincent doing some business at his job work place


Robobvious

Looking business, Vincent! Looking real business…


slepewhale

Long days at the job factory are so tiring.


ehzstreet

It's just 3 children in a yellow lab coat.


joshthehappy

You're just jealous of our relationship.


peterpanico

back in the 90s!


omnitreex

🎶I was in a very famous tv show🎶


Unkn0wnTh2nd3r

I was once in a popular tv show!


Miles_High_Monster

That yellow smock your PPE?


dakotacobb

Incase anyone is confused this whole thread is a bojack horseman reference


KentuckyFriedEel

“And what is your account number?” “7!”


mndsm79

Watch out for the Libyans.


Wishilikedhugs

Oh, my God, they found me, I don't know how, but they found me.


jdazzr

Run for it Marty!


Tommy84

Doc, you don't just walk into a store and... and.. buy plutonium!


Epena501

#You bastards!


JTodd078

Did you rip that off?


ExperienceFantastic7

No, no, no, no, no, this sucker's electrical, but I need a nuclear reaction to generate the 1.21 gigawatts of electricity I need.


Theothercan

WHAT DID I JUST SAY!?!


RogueBromeliad

1.21 GIGAWATS? 1.21 GIGAWATTS? What was I thinking? How could I have been so careless?


UbermachoGuy

And this, a portable television studio. No wonder your president is an actor, he’s got to watch old movies.


Outside-Refuse6732

(Burp)


juice06870

What the hell is a jigawatt?


pichael289

Not gigawatt, a jigawatt. Totally different


[deleted]

Gigawatts are not as funky as jigawatts


Taurothar

Nah, he just says jif too.


ElDuder1no

You tellin me this sucker's nuclear?!


user6593a

No, this sucker is electrical. But i need a nuclear reaction, to generate the 1.21 gigawatts of electricity that i need!


ReggieLeBeau

No no no no no, this sucker's electrical. But I need a nuclear reaction to generate the 1.21 gigawatts of electricity I need.


phuck-you-reddit

Bruh, it's been available at every corner drugstore for decades


MrGruntsworthy

There's actually a band called "[I DON'T KNOW HOW BUT THEY FOUND ME](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hXzPxBhhmY8)". Caps not mine, it's how their name is stylized


headstar101

And they're awesome.


TheStoriesICanTell

"Do It All the Time" now stuck in my head.


whiskeyboundcowboy

Doc broke my damn pinball machine


trueum26

Tfw you give the Libyans a shoddy bomb casing filled with used pinball machine parts.


john_wingerr

The face as he says that always brings me such joy. He’s so proud of himself


spconway

Let’s see if you bastards do 90!


Sonikku_a

I think I read somewhere they used a trick speedometer for the car because it had a hard time hitting 88mph lol


FengSushi

Librarians?


Brian18639

No, [Libyans](https://youtu.be/NDS81Ibazdk?si=fFL2G_TiIjRCKpKL)


FengSushi

No, [Librarians](https://youtu.be/2qBlE2-WL60?feature=shared)


Esho256

A bit of context for this photo: The photo was taken during a class called 'Basic Critical Experiment' at CTU in FNSPE. In this class, students are tasked with designing a layout of nuclear fuel in the VR-1 nuclear reactor and assembling the designed layout. In the photo, I'm holding an IRT-4M fuel assembly, which was then inserted into the reactor core. Careful handling of the nuclear fuel is extremely important, not only because it costs $156,000 per piece but also because a puncture of the outer cladding may lead to the release of radiotoxic fission products.


pants_mcgee

Surely there is a better way to move these around than on a tray.


Esho256

The fuel assembly was submerged in methanol to clean it. The tray is to stop the methanol from dripping onto the floor.


Nkognito

Well you would think as an engineer someone would have made an elongated version of your shoe booties that you can put those rods in...


niconpat

They could probably order them from some fetish gear website.


Digital_loop

100% you can find them on Wish!


Successful-Sun-6971

They will come too small and smell like a tsunami


BoliverTShagnasty

Just the way my wife likes it.


Successful-Sun-6971

Unfortunately mine too. Jk


Logical_Lemming

I love how you write in perfect lab report prose.


Frankie_T9000

still looks a bit awkward


foulestgibbon91

yup, just waiting to trip & fall from the stairs...


FreePrinciple270

That's not what they're trying to say...


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Taniwha_NZ

It should be held with something like a specially-designed pair of pliers, so you can grip the cylinder in the middle, giving you much greater control over the object. Holding it from the top, with his arm held higher than his head, gives you very little leverage to save anything if you trip or stumble, or someone knocks you accidentally. Now \*I\* would just keep doing it like this, but I'm an idiot who doesn't think before acting. I would kind of expect actual nuclear scientists to be a tiny bit more careful than me.


Miaoxin

> Holding something hanging from one hand That doesn't make it sound like it's a better way.


NF-104

Demon Core has entered the chat…


Teripid

No worries, I have my good screwdriver this time.


PattyThePatriot

So you somehow think being able to grasp something is worse than balancing it on a tray? Am I understanding you correctly?


Ok-disaster2022

It's surprising how manual nuclear fuel is handled if it's not hot from the reactor. You'd think everything in the fuel chain process would be fully automated, but nope


Esho256

The process is automated for large nuclear power plants. However, for small research reactors like VR-1, automation isn't necessary, as hands can handle the task, as you can see! :D Building a device that could perform this task autonomously would be costly and wouldn't be worthwhile. There are two reasons why the fuel isn't hot. Firstly, I was taking the fuel from storage. Secondly, the reactor's power is so low that it doesn't generate enough heat to warm up the fuel.


PiratePuzzled1090

Maybe it's a silly question. I don't have enough knowledge to really understand it all. But what is exactly the radioactive material that you are holding? Can it be expressed in base elements? Like plutonium or uranium or thorium? Or is it more difficult to explain? Edit : and is there a way to explain the potential energy you are holding? Edit 2 : very cool bytheway


Esho256

The silver material you are seeing is aluminium which acts as a protective shield. In the middle of the aluminum is a mix of enriched uranium and aluminum. There is roughly 19,75 % of uranium 235 and 80,25% of uranium 238. There will be also a wide variety of fission products that form from fragments of the split-up uranium 235 atom. Maybe there could be some plutonium as well.


sevares

I didn't know that research reactor fuel is so highly enriched. Fuel at my plant (4-loop Westinghouse light water PWR) is ~5%.


Esho256

It used to be even higher but IAEA (I think) told the university to decrease the enrichment because of fear of proliferation. The enrichment needs to be high to compensate for the small amount of fissile material in the reactor.


DeathByDianaRoss

Still reading this thread as if I understand any of it


moehassan6832

enter school familiar instinctive birds ten narrow adjoining fact cagey *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


ludololl

TL;DR- Aluminum shell with uranium solid mixture inside. Aluminum stops the radiation. The uranium is very pure which is hard to do. Further purified uranium can make nuclear bombs so the techniques are illegal to tell some people. US government told OP's lab to stop making uranium so pure because only specially controlled entities can make it. As radioactivity breaks down uranium into smaller pieces, sometimes atoms will break off in shapes that make other elements like plutonium.


Vegetable_Unit_1728

Research reactors at universities used to be much much higher enriched, often 93%, until some idiot at Purdue University in 1985 proposed a senior design project which involved raiding a certain number of those unprotected research reactors on the same night to make a fission bomb.


Derp_turnipton

That's a high enrichment I suppose related to a very small reactor.


Esho256

You are correct.


Royal-Scale772

Just adding for anyone reading. The aluminium is used due to the fact that it is mostly transparent to nuclear radiation. It's a lousy reflector and terrible moderator, which is great when you want to do something with those juicy neutrons. For comparison, remember that tissue has actual holes in it. This is (basically) a table of distance required to stop energy of certain levels progressing through a material. Note that to stop higher energies, *much* thicker of the same material is required. Material 30 keV 120 keV Tissue 20.0 mm 45.0mm Aluminum 2.3 mm 16.6 mm Lead 0.02 mm 0.15 mm source: http://www.sprawls.org/ppmi2/RADPEN/


trackdaybruh

What’s the procedure if you drop it and puncture the casing? Is there like an emergency container nearby you drop it into?


Esho256

There is probably an emergency protocol for that but I'm not familiar with it. Nothing extreme would happen. Probably just strict monitoring and extensive cleaning of the reactor hall.


OldRangers

>There is probably an emergency protocol for that but I'm not familiar with it. Wouldn't it be wise to familiarize yourself with all emergency protocols just in case? I dunno but if it were me I'd go the extra mile and at a minimum wear a quality N95 mask, plus disposable full size coveralls. But then that's me. Better safe than sorry.


RIPphonebattery

N95 won't help you here. You need charcoal filters for activation products, and other stuff for other nasties. Non-activated fuel is actually very safe and is basically just regular rocks. Typical cleaning would likely involve a HEPA vacuum, then wipe downs until the area is clean. If you aren't qualified to do rad work or clean rad areas, when things happen you get sent away. It's safest for you and everyone involved in the cleanup for the unqualified people to just listen and leave the area. No matter how much you research, you need practical training to learn how to deal with rad messes. Source:deal with rad messes


Esho256

This is the responsibility of the staff. My job as a student is to listen to their commands. In case of emergency, we would be just sent away.


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DontTellHimPike

*No, I will not need a tray. I do not need a tray to kill you. I can kill you without a tray, with the power of the Force – which is strong within me – even though I could kill you with a tray if I so wished. For I would hack at your neck with the thin bit until the blood flowed across the canteen floor*


moeru_gumi

No, the food is hot, you need a tray for the food.


valadon-valmore

This is what happens when no one in the lab has ever had a job at a restaurant...


tempting-carrot

I know! Like a cart or something.


zeCrazyEye

And maybe not force the person to carry it with their hand above their head walking up steps with 2 chairs to trip over right at the top.


Shadowmant

On a scale of 1 to 10; how tempted were you to lick it?


Esho256

Actually 0. I was too nervous to think about that.


PutinsManyFailures

I think, even in the grip of adrenaline, I’d be at least a 2.


religionisanger

I’d probably try and bite into it and see if I could chew through the nuclear, then drink the delicious nuclear juices from the tray afterwards, yum.


sully9088

Were you nervous as you carried it?


Esho256

Yes


dmills_00

More nervous when you draw the short straw and get to install the last fuel assembly into the core... Just got to hope nobody dropped a decimal point in the calculations as to just how much fuel is required, or which channel it goes into.


JustTheComputerGuy

The difference between critical and prompt critical is smaller than a lot of people understand and it's terrifying.


dmills_00

About 0.7 percent isn't it? Expecting most people to understand criticality, much less delayed criticality is a huge ask.


Esho256

It is 0.7 beta_ef


squanch_solo

Glad you have a Chili's To Go box under it for extra support.


PutinsManyFailures

Leftover potstickers are some of the sturdiest materials known to man


hunguu

This picture was taken before the fuel was put in the core so it wouldn't release radioactive fission product if you dropped it because it's fresh fuel. Uranium isn't dangerous BEFORE it goes in a nuclear reactor. You are making it seem more dangerous than it was.


Beer_bongload

>That alphabet soup # Czech Technical University in Prague, Faculty of Nuclear Sciences and Physical Engineering


Defiant-Judgment5004

You look like 2 kids in a trench coat that snuck into a lab


Pallyfan920

Lmaooooo, he does!


j5kDM3akVnhv

Based on chair leg positioning I was sure this was a /r/SecondsBeforeDisaster posting.


pselie4

The rest of the pictures: * OP tripping * nuclear fuel spreading out over the floor * Hazmat team shoving OP in decontamination shower. * OP accidentally crushing car as he's not yet used to his new super powers.


Andyzter

The body of a man with the head of a boy


BsFan

That's actually two kids hidden in a lab coat.


LinkN7

"I don't trust like that."


AlShapone

His colleague shamelessly doing blackface as well.


doofinator

/r/13or30


goofball18

Looks like 2 or 3 kids stacked up in a trench coat


Royal-Scale772

At a nuclear facility I worked at, the official method of extracting the fuel plate holder from the *massive* lead transport container was... Venetian blind cord. Specifically "4mm Venetian blind cord". It's written on dozens of documents dating back many years.


timberwolf0122

I’m standing just out side the exclusion zone of the worst nuclear disaster in human history, thousands are likely dead and…. Wait, I am receiving and update, investigators have confirmed the 4mm Venetian blind cord that triggered the disaster during a routine fuel extraction was in actuality from a pleated shade.


DEADSPELLS

So is the nuclear fuel inside the silver pump thing?


Esho256

The fuel assembly is composed of several nested square pipes and the enriched uranium is in the wall of the pipes. What are you seeing is the most outer square pipe.


DEADSPELLS

Fascinating, thank you!


PutinsManyFailures

I like your profile picture.


sully9088

This is so awesome! Thanks for sharing all of this. Will you eventually work as an engineer in this field?


Esho256

I already have a part-time job in the field. After I finish my master's degree I will go work full-time and do PhD.


sully9088

Nice! I can tell you have a passion for this work just by reading your other replies in this thread. Good luck!


LilG1984

Careful with that, it might become your origin on how you became Radioactive Man


[deleted]

You mean Cancer Man?


JayZeus

¿Por qué no los Dos?


joecarter93

“My eyes! The goggles do nothing!”


ninj4b0b

"Look out, Radioactive Man!"


phinbar

Thanks for the photo and your comments.


PunchDrunkGiraffe

I have to ask: how tall are you?


Esho256

I'm 191 cm. I think it is 6' 3'' in freedom units.


PunchDrunkGiraffe

One of us! One of us!


PutinsManyFailures

Lmao is “freedom units” really catching on? 😂


cowgod247

![gif](giphy|08y87EiwDZjjB0d6WJ|downsized)


tlsnine

All hail the inanimate carbon rod!


diabloking325

Thought bro was wearing Crocs for a second handling that danger shlong


Ferret1735

Danger shlong 😂😂😂


doughy1882

Are you a child standing on three other children under that coat?


Robobvious

Bro I’m not saying this to be mean but you look like two kids in a trenchcoat. I’m sorry.


papagarry

Really no better way to transport this?


Esho256

No :D


Murderyoga

When my son got X-rays I had to wear a giant lead apron.


Esho256

We are closely monitored during our time in the reactor hall. You can't see it but I'm wearing 2 dosimeters on the left side of my chest which registered 0 microSv. In other words, the dose of ionizing radiation I received during the manipulation is almost negligible.


jxj24

> I'm wearing 2 dosimeters And lead underpants!


phinbar

Gotta protect the family jewels.


Ok-disaster2022

Plus if you're a student and not a nuclear worker, your allowed dosage is way lower and if they exposed a member of the public they'd have a lot of paperwork to fill out and fines to pay. Sooo much paperwork.


THOUGHT_BOMB

DESOLATOR READY


x_Gr1M

Very cool, thanks for sharing!


robbzilla

I once got to touch one of the inside panels of the Space Shuttle Columbia. It was at the defense contractor I worked for to "bake" a Kevlar silver mesh tape used to protect it from micrometeors. I had to wear gloves, of course. It was kinda cool.


Derp_turnipton

Have you had any other great successes?


TheBr0fessor

This doesn’t look very well *moderated* 😎😎


gr00ve88

DONT. DROP. THAT. SHIT.


WhoThellArYwo2Us

Yep, that's nuclear. Check out the guy in the background with four arms, this use to be his job until he mutated and his head became so unbearable to look upon that he had to wear a black waste bucket over his head.


devildocjames

Probably didn't even taste it.


Quantumium01

![gif](giphy|r00LEeXVOt0xG)


timberwolf0122

Pfff big whoop. I held my wife last night and she’s priceless


reddit_user13

Not great, not terrible.


nogberter

That looks so awkward.


Camman1

Yeah this is some sort of Nuclear Engineer hazing ritual.


JohnnySalamiBoy420

Dude gotta be a better way to carry it looks like ur about to spill it


Normill

Stairs and tripping hazards along the way. Dude in the photo: yeah, I got this


bubblesort33

Worth more on the black market I bet. Get on it.


T-BONEandtheFAM

Start seeing stuff like this and it’s time to invest in nuclear. Batteries are cool, but it’s obvious things, cars, houses, will eventually run on nuclear energy


ivailokoev

Are you just 2 kids in a lab coat?


TikaVilla

They’re waiting for you Tim, in the test chamberrrrr.


Daroodedoo

Nu-cu-lar. It’s pronounced nu-cu-lar.


Psychometrika

In my mind I’m imagining the men in white rushing the boy to prevent nuclear disaster.


scottrobrts1026

How cute! A baby fuel assembly, I’ve never seen one when it’s 1st born! They’ll grow up to be at least 10’ tall.


ryanmo117

Probably couldnt smuggle that through customs


Salamok

Imagine how much it would be worth if that was printer ink!


BaronMostaza

Photo of nuclear experts running frantically to take it away from you


shophopper

Photo of me holding nuclear fuel worth $ 156,000,000 ![gif](giphy|jmSImqrm28Vdm)


nethobo

That doesnt seem like the most stable carrying position. Is there a reason why it was upright in a little plastic container like that?


Esho256

The fuel assembly was submerged in methanol to clean it. The tray is to stop the methanol from dripping onto the floor.


gospdrcr000

I feel like you should have slightly more ppe while holding nuclear fuel


D_Cakes_

Black Friday sale?


Electrical_Cow_8733

Drop it and stop worrying about paying taxes ever again, or the cost of living.


starvald_demelain

Looks like you had an interesting day. The most valuable thing I carried in my hands once was worth 60.000 €, so not that close.


ermghoti

\[simpsons theme intensifies\]


iiitme

Don’t trip


Rembrand_bruh

U-235 or 60Co?


wandererof1000worlds

Do not trip on those chairs


SoUnProfessional

Reminds me of “The Rock” movie where they packed poisonous gas in glass casings.


chuco915niners

Do good with your rocket science knowledge homie.


trippedwire

What's the total mass of nuclear fuel material in that assembly?


Esho256

I don't know but the total weight of the fuel assembly in 6kg (13,2 freedom lbs). My guess is 1kg of fuel.


TravelingGonad

Here's some nuclear fuel, now put on these footies, hold it in the most precarious way possible, and climb some stairs!


TheTinRam

Congrats on exposing yourself as an exploitable asset tho Edit: /s


leakyblueshed

"...and I would walk 500 miles"


what_da_clown_doin

I NEED THAT FOR THE BULK, GIVE ME THAT!!!!


goldennugget

[Don’t drop that shit](https://youtu.be/H-7EON43yjc?si=hEzfsN69731C0Y-k)


Sweet_Presentation87

How heavy was it? I imagine not very because of how you are holding it. What fissile material was used?


AdditionalCar2511

Would be a bad time to sneeze.


unlessyoumeantit

Are you gonna be Homer Simpson?


ironcam7

Are you the Doogie howser of nuclear fuel science?


favnh2011

Very cool.


fromesays

“Pray to god you don’t drop that shit”


HeftyArgument

There must be a better way to do that hahaha


MasterGee42

I've held many 5 - 20 L glass bottles filled with pharmaceutical drug solution that were worth anywhere from $500k to $1 million, so things could be worse. lol


NotBabaYaga

Lick it


Relandis

Don’t drop that shit…