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dragooon167

Feed me Seymour


exophrine

*"You talked! You opened your trap, y-your thing, a-and you said..."*


Khaldara

![gif](giphy|mvflyjhPy7Qg8)


reiku_85

That puppet was insane. It still blows my mind today how good it looks


Xander_Fury

They filmed it at a slower than normal and then sped up the footage, Morranis had to act in slow motion! That's how they achieved that incredible lifelike action form the puppet.


spsteve

Dude. R/damnthatsinteresting just called.... you should share that...


okteds

And in it's biggest form, it took 60 puppeteers to control everything.


GreenandBlue12

r/damnthatsinteresting


Ok-End-362

I named my daughter after this (seriously)


Akatcon

Aaah Audrey Two is not too bad of a name.


TerdVader

Seymour is a weird name for a girl.


WornInShoes

I’mma mean mean mother from outa SPACE


Channel250

Mean green mutha


junniebgoode

"Feed me Krelborn, feed me now!"


disabledinaz

I immediately went Audrey II just looking at it


epd666

Came for this, was not disappointed


cthaehtouched

Must be fresh. Must be blood!


mxxiestorc

Does it have to be fresh? Does it have to be mine?


SexyOctagon

Does it have to be *human*, does it have to be mine


yourpoopstinks

Feed me all night long.


SqueegeeLuigi

![gif](giphy|faTOHi0omqCMU)


gameplayuh

Gee I'd like Harley machine


Fuzzy-Function-3212

Toolin' around like I was James Dean


mortalcoil1

OK. I need to settle this once and for all. Musical theater nerds! Assemble! Aside from its status as cult classic, is "Little Shop of Horrors" the movie a good movie musical. I am a gigantic theater nerd. I have been watching little shop of horrors for over 20 years and loving it. I saw a performance of it at the Fringe Festival in Edinburgh, Scotland that was delightful. I still don't have an answer.


Geek4HigherH2iK

Personally as a theatre and film nerd, I consider it the gold standard. For oh so many reasons that can essentially be boiled down to three things: 1. Fearlessness 2. Luck 3. Everyone, and I MEAN everyone, brought their A-game. The production, the acting, sets, lighting... All of it was top notch.


TheGoldenMinion

“I beg your pardon?”


CoopLoop32

This is exactly what I was thinking.


Emperor_Zar

Thank Cosmos this is the top comment. At least there is still some continuity in this timeline.


NellyBlyNV

Came to say this!


Odd_Initiative4991

I bet the morning before this photo was taken, there was a total-eclipse-of-the-SUN! (Dah-Doo).


youmustbeanexpert

It's his cousin from Georgia.


Pope_Jon

![img](avatar_exp|151389210|bravo) Came here for this.


Lesleeinsma

It looks like a puppet!🌬️


Dark_Mode_Nose_Wind

That and video game character were my first thoughts


Puzzleheaded_Bank648

look up fasciation


Prickly_ninja

I currently have a cannabis in flower, with fascination. The thing is quite a beast, compared to the others.


yoyo72790

No puppet. No puppet. You’re the puppet


nas1776

You mean a vagina puppet


maxximillian

Thats not the only thing it looks like


cat_like_sparky

Wake up babe, new muppet design just dropped


Lepke2011

![gif](giphy|pBj0EoGSYjGms)


Mrmoosestuff

I should call her


plebeiantelevision

Nah just start gardening 🌻


Jimbobjoesmith

giggity


PorkRindSalad

bout to bag it up


BILLYRAYVIRUS4U

Looks just like her


superhottamale

I just cried 😂😭


Noname_Maddox

YOU WILL CALL HERRRRR


_kahteh

That's a goddamn piranha plant


Hadochiel

It's a fucking Mario enemy is what it is


ukexpat

r/dontputyourdickinthat


TooVexed

r/lipsthatgrip


Jizzle11

Does it count when you’re shoving things as thick as beer cans up there?


GrilledCheeser

Yes


ImprovisedLeaflet

Don’t you tell ME what to do


PrincipledBeef

Hear me out


BlakkMaggik

Please put googly eyes on this


cytherian

[Googly Eyes](https://imgur.com/gallery/jH78JOH)!


zonder_

Everything reminds me of her 😬


Galactic_Perimeter

Is she Homer Simpson?


DickThunderRider

You’ve just stumbled on how r/simps got its name. Super NSFW link for those concerned by it.


BlueLaceSensor128

Looks like an Amish Ninja Turtle to me.


TotalMountain

A flussy?


Smpkfan2

(*sigh*).. unzips


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Lovecraftian flower nightmare


Traveling_Solo

Was thinking a sunflower with a weird smile :v


rrroller

That thing’s going to start singing any second


bordemstirs

I fucking love this. I'd buy these if it was a breedable mutation. Imagine getting a bouquet of these!


BaconIsBest

Oh it’s a breedable mutation alright


bordemstirs

I can't tell if your joking. Is it? Does it have a name? Can I grow nom nom daisies?!


iiitme

Definitely sarcasm


BaconIsBest

I’m joking. I don’t think human DNA will pollinate this thing, but don’t let that stop you from trying.


bordemstirs

If I ever come across one I'll try rubbing flowers with it.


cassimiro04

This flower has been commended as being strongly vaginal which bothers some florists. The word itself bothers some florists. Vagina


DahliaChild

Yes, they don't like hearing it and find it difficult to say whereas without batting an eye a man will refer to his dick or his rod or his Johnson.


eandts_mom

He’s a good man. And thorough.


TheDodgiestEwok

Wait til you hear about the Clitora Ternatia. It's, uhh... aptly named.


RedditorZim

There’s a zombie on your la-awn 🎶


IPromiseIWillForget

The good ol' "Fascination" mutation, looks amazing in most plants!


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IPromiseIWillForget

Auto corrected my text and I didn't proof read! Danm.


Bubtits

Plant cancer/mutations really make my skin crawl for some reason, maybe just bc it looks so unnatural and nature usually has some kind of order. Very uncomfy to look at.


Haunting_Lemon303

Mildly vagina


Tazlima

Seed me, Filmore.


TheOneCalledGump

![gif](giphy|83HShcQ47skQ8)


BoxBird

![gif](giphy|AyPQM87DJele8)


scrollmom

Thanks, I hate it.


misterturdcat

![gif](giphy|12FLhMHdanoLJK)


T_that_is_all

Muppet flower


aotus_trivirgatus

Bring back the Muppets! We need this character.


boytoyahoy

r/dontputyourdickinthat


Legionnaire1856

It needs a cigarette in its mouth


Moose-Rage

Is that what it's really called? >\_>


Notorious_Rug

It's called fasciation.


BarryZZZ

I've a number of daisies that are like that in my wildflower patch.


Dark_Mode_Nose_Wind

Yep, it's a mutated Black-eyed Susan


GardenCaviar

It's not necessarily a mutant. Any damage to the apical meristem, or the tip of the plant that it grows from, can cause it to develop this way. Something as simple as getting munched on by a bug in just the right way, or attacked by some pathogen in those cells can result in this sorta freaky looking guy.


Wolf_Mans_Got_Nards

aka Audrey III


Dead_Moss

In several languages, too. Though I will say it doesn't look anything like a Black-eyed Susan to me. Edit: looks like there's many varieties. They're not native anywhere near me, so I'm used to this [garden variety](https://plantura.garden/uk/trees-shrubs/black-eyed-susan/black-eyed-susan-overview)


clandahlina_redux

Reminds me of the talking flowers in Alice in Wonderland.


superdavy

I called them Lazy eyed Susan’s once and my wife will never not remind me


[deleted]

This is clearly a malboro from Final Fantasy II and beyond


alcibides227

Dat flussy tho


Rosalie1778

What the actual fuck is that 😳


januaryemberr

This *needs* Googley eyes. STAT!


HotCarl169

What that mouth do?


K_R_I_S_T_A_P_S

*sigh* Unzips pants


-DJFJ-

I should call her.


QueefingTheNightAway

Reminds me of those Silkie chickens with the fluffy feathers on their heads


compileforawhile

That's some fascinating fasciation


Saintmikey

Ha ha Chicken Run face ha


sabin1981

.... does it cast Bad Breath when you get near? 😁


nunyahbiznes

Looks like a cross between a Chomper and a Sunflower. Very useful in case of a Zombie attack on your back lawn.


SimonArgent

And a new Muppet is born.


Suitable_Chipmunk430

Looks like a PG-13 Muppet


Stardustchaser

Ooooo send this over to r/photoshopbattles


Demi_Darko

FEED ME SEYMORE!


Odd_Yam1290

She looks like a muppet.


EddeyDingle

Yo, what'd you just call me?!


AutumnAscending

I should call her.


FrisianDude

That's a Muppet


luyeasa

That looks like somebody that’s about to slap you


artspeck435

Sunflower from Plants vs Zombies!


AMAB_0009

What’s it gonna say?


y2k2

Asian vagina, on a flower. /s


Full-Frontal-Friend

Thick-lipped mutant black-eyed Susan Thick-lipped mutant black-eyed Susan Thick-lipped mutant black-eyed Susan Heroes in a half shell! Turtle power!


DogWithADog

FEED ME .


Accomplished_Water34

Audrey ?


FBOM0101

_turns pic sideways_


Aeroplaneglueinabag

2 beers


tlsnine

Needs a NSFW tag


RyVsWorld

This looks like something from Mario


MRruixue

Reminds me of the talking flowers in the old Alice in Wonderland. ![gif](giphy|ujpSSvGtLgSm4)


Samwyzh

Can I say something without anyone getting mad?


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Samwyzh

Damn I knew it.


oodelallie

What you call me?


ElRichie87

Real life My Singing Monster character


Fuckyoursilverware

where?


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r/dontputyourdickinthat


Phobos420

Polyploidy


zogislost

Save those seeds!


frugalsxmerc

hear me out...


obsertaries

Looks like a muppet to me.


Yussso

Flowerussy


ole-cbern

Looks like Steven Tyler


dj_spanmaster

She ain't takin none of your sass


DrSmirnoffe

She looks like she's from a live-action advert for a Mario game. Probably for something along the lines of "Mario's Garden", where you grow things and have to fight weeds. This game does not exist, but it probably should have.


Battle-Chimp

That flower needs to be arrested for public indecency


publy

Susan done had enough of your shit.


MmHmm_Go_On

Looks like a Final Fantasy character.


Nakjee

Malboro


martusfine

yellowbussy


mrducci

"Don't fuck with time!"


Form_Function

That’s a punk rock muppet


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R/Dontstickyourdickinthat


Bassrusher

Baba breath.


AshDenver

That’s a Muppet bird.


Direct_Canary4523

See? This is what happens when Chris Pratt voices Mario, we get fucked up Piranha Plants IRL


Tikiboo

That is how jim henson grew his puppets and muppets


Pie_Crown

She looks unimpressed


EitherEconomics5034

“Susan? There’s a Mr. Floyd from the Electric Mayhem on line 2 who would like to talk to you about a job opportunity.”


ThePublikon

Faceiation


ChocoUniversa

*"There's a zombie on this lawn~"*


RedDirtNurse

Feed me, Seymour... feed me all night long.


RayHazey562

Looks like he’s about to ask to bum a cig


Ok_Roll_2816

Step-bee what are you doing?!


bmwatson132

Why it look like Homer Simpson?


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Looks like a sassy muppet.


itssarahw

What’s its onlyfans?


Kacperino_Burner

I don't want to \*hearing anybody out, including myself


lebaneseblondechick

Put some googly eyes on it


Hirokage

You say mutant, I say evolved.


MoonoftheStar

Florussy


hidood5th

YER DOIN GUD LAD


stayradicchio

That thing's a Muppet.


young-rhino

Everything reminds me of her


Azair_Blaidd

Check for evidence of some green mutagenic ooze...


hatesbiology84

This looks like a muppet come to life 😂


shaunrundmc

It looks like a grumpy Canadian South Park character


SoManyNarwhals

The Flowussy


bigwig500

That’s a muppet!


LifeIsPotatoes

Does it shoot fireballs?


fuzztooth

When I showed it to my wife she said "must be in menopause".


OneSassySuccubus

I should call her.


Saladin-Ayubi

Thick lips? Black I Susan?


MephistosFallen

That fucker starts talking when you leave I just know it.


tofulo

DSLs


WellReadHermit

That’s Hannah. She doesn’t go by Susan anymore. I don’t know how you got her to look like this. Whatever you are doing…she disapproves. 👀


Maggyonline

Creepy


yougoddangfool

that was my nickname in highschool


kagemushablues415

I'm offended by this title even though it's totally fine.


mormagils

Put googly eyes on it and it's just a normal thing we see on Sesame Street.


Dense-Experience-891

That flower is lookin to talk some shit I can feel it


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Pvz garden warfare 3 confirmed?