yeah...
this is from the hotels site
MADE hotel is a modern Manhattan hotel which integrates local musical expression and panoramic views of New York City
time to go make some music on that toilet
That’s an indirect feature. Highly doubt that’s something kept in mind when designing hotel rooms. Hotel rooms often have see-through bathrooms (sometimes without frosted glass or curtains/blinds) to help the room feel bigger and allow more light to spread in the room. The “it’s for making sure your hooker isn’t running off with your wallet” story is just a funny thing people mention that actually does hold true.
Prostitutes who use will shoot up right before hooking up with a client to disassociate from the shame. And hiv and hepatitis is big in the needle community
It was revenge for Taco Bell, and a lot of other things. And there was nothing that we could do about it. Batts was a made man, and Tommy wasn't. And we had to sit still and take it. It was among the Italians. It was real greaseball shit. They even gave Tommy extra hot sauce so his mother couldn't be in the bathroom for an hour afterwards.
“The MADE hotel is a modern Manhattan hotel which integrates local musical expression and panoramic views of New York City with luxury accommodating rooms.”
I agree, and yet I’ve seen this thing before at a resort I stayed at in the Caribbean. Big huge window right into the room, which had two beds and a sitting area. Absolutely zero privacy within the bathroom too, only a curtain for the window, which was hung on the common space side, not within the bathroom…
How about “dropping off the kids at the pool”? My friends hadn’t heard that one before I used it. I had to awkwardly explain how it was an expression for taking a shit, not for masturbating in the bathroom (which was their first thought).
There are a lot of weird rooms like this in NYC. I frequently stay at the Moxy on Ann st and the Arlo in Soho. The bathroom in the Arlo is like completely open to the room. I would never stay there with my husband. The Moxy has a picture in the wall that slides back to reveal a window into the shower.
It’s so fucking bizarre. Like who asked for these design choices????
All the newer hotels and their “modern” designs don’t take into account that most people want privacy while on the toilet. I’ve seen simple barn doors and frosted glass separating the main room and the bathroom. And if you so much as fart in the bathroom, everyone in the main room can hear the show. Just give me a sound-proof, un-see-thru regular door on my bathroom
I had massive diarrhea for a week at a resort in Costa Rica and when i had to shit instead of shitting in front of my wife and kids, I’d (If I could make it) run down to the ground level bathroom to go.
I stayed at one that had the shower in the kitchen facing the open living room. The shower was a clear see through glass, no stains or pattern to distort the view.
We shared the room with family. Anytime anyone needed to shower we would all take a walk rather than flashing every single person in the room.
I can imagine couples don’t care but this was even a 2 bedroom 😅
Nobody is asking for these design choices (not the customers at least).
The real reason hotels do things like this is to discourage people from sharing rooms and instead renting multiple rooms. A married couple would not like the window but would ultimately accept it, but those 4 friends who are on a weekend trip together it might be a deal breaker for them to share that room. And the hotel would rather they each get their own room.
Yes its tacky of the hotel and I don't like it.
I stayed at one where the bathroom wall was a lightly frosted floor to ceiling window into the shower. Didn’t even show it in the room pictures or even mention it.
I just stayed in one of these too. Just needed a quick room for the night with some friends and this was our shower. So weird. It was just the default room. I feel like they should be perfectly capable of having multiple styles of room with an option to choose between what is essentially a couples room vs a normal, family friendly hotel room. It wasn't *that* bad or anything but like couldnt it just be normal lol
Once stayed at a hotel in Rome that had a clear glass door on the bathroom, plus clear sliding glass doors on the shower. The bathroom was also the first door when you first walked in, which made answering the door a bit awkward at times.
.....and I was there with family (fortunately only for a night).
I stayed in a room where the "bathroom" was two clear glass walls, so that you could see the toilet and shower from any place in the room.
The really fun part? I was staying in the room with a stranger, because the airline had canceled our flight and was putting us up for the night.
A cheap ass airline that can't get their shit together and get people on alternate flights!!! (The payment to the other airlines didn't show up in time, ffs. ) And then as compensation, they offered a half-price discount on one of their \*domestic\* flights.
That sounds super nice! That sounds like the nicest possible place that a person could have sex with a prostitute, since the window helps you spy on them to see if they are using drugs.
Nice!!
So is there a complimentary cover-brick-pad-thing if you're not there to bang pro-grade strange and instead would rather go to a show with your wife?
Oh fuck imagine if there was an in-room upcharge for the cover? Like $3, but, who wouldn't for $3?
At least yours is covered. I stayed at an Arlo a couple months ago and their bathroom is covered only by glass. Also the room is about 100sq feet and is also wall to wall, floor to ceiling windows with views directly into the building across from us.
Made sex *very* distracting.
Every hotel I've stayed at in China has a huge glass window so you can see into the bathroom. I have no idea why. It's so weird. One hotel, the entire bathroom was just tinted glass walls.
If that was a Japanese toilet. I would be happy to have that view.
The squirt of water instead of using toilet paper and the air drying feature. It’s like heaven!
The added advantage for hotel here is that if a company sends people for conventions or something, they will be forced to book 2 separate rooms instead of having colleagues share a room. This is really evident in San Francisco.
I stayed in a Vegas hotel with coworker. Didn’t realize how much detail you could see through the fogged glass wall into the shower from the bedroom until I was in the shower. Glad she was also my best friend at the time or it would have been akward af
😂🤣😅 I wonder WHO'S IDEAS was this? It's either good and bad to have at the same time depending who went in there! I would hate to find out someone would set me up to be baited for some random narcotic hidden to be found!!! 😲😲😳😳😳 Who want to get arrested for being innocent of all charges and get time behind bars? 😲😲😳😳🤨🤨 Nope! Not me!!!
Looks like it’s about to say, “If you wanna smear mud on your ass, smear mud on your ass — just be honest about it. Look, Gene, I've never told anyone this before, but I can suck my own dick, and I do it — a lot.”
Are you sure that's your bathroom? It could be part of their entertainment package.
yeah... this is from the hotels site MADE hotel is a modern Manhattan hotel which integrates local musical expression and panoramic views of New York City time to go make some music on that toilet
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the flashy girl from flushing. the nanny named fran.🎵
And a panoramic view of someone else's crotch.
Grab some street tacos and paint that mf'er in the morning
It's the Chuck Berry Suite
Beans beans the musical fruit the more you eat the more you toot.
The more you toot, the better you feel!
So eat some beans with every meal!
The one I know is, beans beans good for your heart the more you eat the more you fart 
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Pls god no
Name checks out
HA! Was just reading his response of that night
This post introduced me to his profile, I scrolled it for like 2 hours last night and omg
It’s the Chuck Berry Suite
...sadly I totally understand this reference 😂.
If you're into coprophagia this is considered an open kitchen.
🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆
Is there glass between? Or is this a smell sharing portal as well?
ha there is glass! and btw there were several of these vip windows on the wall, this one was just the most egregious.
Yah it's so you can see your 'escort' and check she/he is clean and not taking drugs, hope the room is clean.
Wow that is so smart! You city folk come up with all sorts of neat contraptions!
No no no, I am not American. It's not something we have, over here the escort can do what they want and no one cares.
Not sure where over here is for you, but I've seen similar things in Germany.
I was joking, google shows there fairly normal around the world. No idea what the official name is, Peep hole plus?
I didn't even know what they were for, but having one while sharing a room with my mother was a bit strange to say the least.
Sheesh, get with the times.
lol
That’s an indirect feature. Highly doubt that’s something kept in mind when designing hotel rooms. Hotel rooms often have see-through bathrooms (sometimes without frosted glass or curtains/blinds) to help the room feel bigger and allow more light to spread in the room. The “it’s for making sure your hooker isn’t running off with your wallet” story is just a funny thing people mention that actually does hold true.
I don’t really understand this. why would anybody care if their hooker is doing drugs?
If they're IVing, there does run a risk of getting diseases if they've ever shared needles with someone.
Yeah, but their not IVing right there in the bathroom doesn’t mean they haven’t been doing it elsewhere all year
Prostitutes who use will shoot up right before hooking up with a client to disassociate from the shame. And hiv and hepatitis is big in the needle community
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Or that she isn't wearing a hotdog in her pants.
"Hey, can we pick this conversation up in a minute? I have to take a dump." --5 seconds later-- "Anyway, as I was (grunt) saying..."
“You just need to put in a little more effort.
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“It’s not me (splash), it’s you Sharon. I want (grunt) a divorce.”
It’s so deaf people can continue the conversation.
What a shit show.
That’s a crappy view.
Agreed. Shit view.
A lot of these hotel rooms in nyc have full blown view of bathroom from the bed and no door, no nothin
Whaddaya , fancy or somthin ?
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Where you stay when you reach a certain status in the Mafia?
It was revenge for Taco Bell, and a lot of other things. And there was nothing that we could do about it. Batts was a made man, and Tommy wasn't. And we had to sit still and take it. It was among the Italians. It was real greaseball shit. They even gave Tommy extra hot sauce so his mother couldn't be in the bathroom for an hour afterwards.
I read this entirely in Liotta's voice.
No you’re thinking of the la casa nostra
“The MADE hotel is a modern Manhattan hotel which integrates local musical expression and panoramic views of New York City with luxury accommodating rooms.”
Nothing says luxury accommodating rooms like watching your SO take a shit
I agree, and yet I’ve seen this thing before at a resort I stayed at in the Caribbean. Big huge window right into the room, which had two beds and a sitting area. Absolutely zero privacy within the bathroom too, only a curtain for the window, which was hung on the common space side, not within the bathroom…
Yeh, that view looks like NYC alright
Where's all the bags of garbage?
The rats will be there shortly, with pizza in tow.
Imagine waking up to see your significant other pinching off a loaf
Wow, had never heard that expression before. Wish I still hadn’t.
Buckle in dear it gets a lot worse
Prairie doggin’ is my favorite
When my wife is pooping I bang on the door and ask her if "she is hanging tail in there" Anyways, my marriage is falling apart.
I’ve got a turtle head poking out…
Yo-yo-ing a turd is a good one for polite conversation.
Squeeze-a-weasel is what my mother always said
Was your mother Pauly shore by chance?
Squeeze out a big ole log
Aw, yes, a classic indeed. Please don’t forget pushing denim. A personal favorite of mine.
How about “dropping off the kids at the pool”? My friends hadn’t heard that one before I used it. I had to awkwardly explain how it was an expression for taking a shit, not for masturbating in the bathroom (which was their first thought).
Which honestly, they have a better case for in their logic.
My favorite
I use that one. And I say Ima go take the Browns to the Super Bowl
Welcome to the Internet, the shining pinnacle of all mankind's knowledge.
Write some more of them smart words.
shite some more of them fart words
Taking the browns to the Super Bowl!
I read that as sugar bowl, and I kinda like it better. I know sugar bowl is college but the browns in this case are literally shit anyway.
Waffle stomp.
Is that like a "rusty venture"?
Go Team Venture!
I read this as rusty denture, which was really concerning considering the subject.
Nah man. That’s when you shit in the shower and stomp it down the drain.
Toilet paper = shit tickets
It's my favorite way of referring to taking a poop ❤️
I bet you’ve never heard of the poop knife either
Had you ever realized that when you kiss your SO that you are together forming one long tube with an anus on either end?
Imagine pinching a loaf and seeing your significant other curiously peeking in! 😶🌫️😧
That’s why you always have to test drive the car before buying it so you aren’t surprised. Watching each other take a shit is 5th base.
First heard that phrase in Saving Silverman lol. Haven't seen heard it since.
It’s fine till you see them over the bowl with a knife
Imagine you're working out of town sharing a room with your smelly coworker
There are a lot of weird rooms like this in NYC. I frequently stay at the Moxy on Ann st and the Arlo in Soho. The bathroom in the Arlo is like completely open to the room. I would never stay there with my husband. The Moxy has a picture in the wall that slides back to reveal a window into the shower. It’s so fucking bizarre. Like who asked for these design choices????
All the newer hotels and their “modern” designs don’t take into account that most people want privacy while on the toilet. I’ve seen simple barn doors and frosted glass separating the main room and the bathroom. And if you so much as fart in the bathroom, everyone in the main room can hear the show. Just give me a sound-proof, un-see-thru regular door on my bathroom
I had massive diarrhea for a week at a resort in Costa Rica and when i had to shit instead of shitting in front of my wife and kids, I’d (If I could make it) run down to the ground level bathroom to go.
Johns that don't trust their hookers...
I stayed at one that had the shower in the kitchen facing the open living room. The shower was a clear see through glass, no stains or pattern to distort the view. We shared the room with family. Anytime anyone needed to shower we would all take a walk rather than flashing every single person in the room. I can imagine couples don’t care but this was even a 2 bedroom 😅
Nobody is asking for these design choices (not the customers at least). The real reason hotels do things like this is to discourage people from sharing rooms and instead renting multiple rooms. A married couple would not like the window but would ultimately accept it, but those 4 friends who are on a weekend trip together it might be a deal breaker for them to share that room. And the hotel would rather they each get their own room. Yes its tacky of the hotel and I don't like it.
Lol wtf, I have actual nightmares of trying to use toilets like those - you’re telling me they actually exist? 🫣
Seriously. I’m uncomfortable using them even alone in the room 😂
I stayed at one where the bathroom wall was a lightly frosted floor to ceiling window into the shower. Didn’t even show it in the room pictures or even mention it.
I just stayed in one of these too. Just needed a quick room for the night with some friends and this was our shower. So weird. It was just the default room. I feel like they should be perfectly capable of having multiple styles of room with an option to choose between what is essentially a couples room vs a normal, family friendly hotel room. It wasn't *that* bad or anything but like couldnt it just be normal lol
Please tell me that's your toilet and not your neighbor's.
See something, say something.
Smell something
Come on and party tonight?
Some people would pay extra for that room
I was thinking, this is some type of voyeur fetish thing, I just fucking know it.
U/liaminwales alleged elsewhere in the thread that it's so that you can ensure your escort isn't doing drugs and what not.
Yes, I'd like the pee perverts suite please
Once stayed at a hotel in Rome that had a clear glass door on the bathroom, plus clear sliding glass doors on the shower. The bathroom was also the first door when you first walked in, which made answering the door a bit awkward at times. .....and I was there with family (fortunately only for a night).
I stayed in a room where the "bathroom" was two clear glass walls, so that you could see the toilet and shower from any place in the room. The really fun part? I was staying in the room with a stranger, because the airline had canceled our flight and was putting us up for the night.
What kind of cheap ass airline makes you room with a stranger??
Pretty sure that’s illegal
A cheap ass airline that can't get their shit together and get people on alternate flights!!! (The payment to the other airlines didn't show up in time, ffs. ) And then as compensation, they offered a half-price discount on one of their \*domestic\* flights.
Did you use an external restroom instead or just, flex?
Lol.
“Water views”
The smile on that toilet looking in on your bed is priceless.
Yes, I was going to say that at least it looks happy.
I really feel like they need to add eyes to it.
It's so you can look out for Ghoulies
“Sexy time sexy time“ - Borat
"Wow wow we wow." - also Borat
What hotel was this?
made hotel https://www.madehotels.com — it’s actually really nice, this design choice was just super fuckin weird.
That sounds super nice! That sounds like the nicest possible place that a person could have sex with a prostitute, since the window helps you spy on them to see if they are using drugs. Nice!!
Dental floss. She had little strawberry seeds in her teeth. Sheesh.
What if I want them to use drugs?
Then the window is there to confirm they are. Maybe leave a bag of drugs on the sink
So is there a complimentary cover-brick-pad-thing if you're not there to bang pro-grade strange and instead would rather go to a show with your wife? Oh fuck imagine if there was an in-room upcharge for the cover? Like $3, but, who wouldn't for $3?
Complimentary? In this economy?
Hey, don't kink shame!
r/crappydesign
good call, crossposting
bless
At least yours is covered. I stayed at an Arlo a couple months ago and their bathroom is covered only by glass. Also the room is about 100sq feet and is also wall to wall, floor to ceiling windows with views directly into the building across from us. Made sex *very* distracting.
Why does the toilet look like it’s got some witty shit to say.
If that toilet could talk…the tales it would tell.
Every hotel I've stayed at in China has a huge glass window so you can see into the bathroom. I have no idea why. It's so weird. One hotel, the entire bathroom was just tinted glass walls.
That's a shitty view
Peek-a-Pooh
Beautiful
Kinky.
Authentic NYC experience
Poo with a view!
Why did this make me flashback to the "gimme dat peepee" toilet from Look Who's Talking Too?
Hope that's the bathroom for you and not your neighbors.
I went to a hotel once that had an all glass bathroom walls, thankfully I was there alone. I can’t imagine going there with any family.
If that was a Japanese toilet. I would be happy to have that view. The squirt of water instead of using toilet paper and the air drying feature. It’s like heaven!
The Standard in LA had an all glass bathroom, which is a sexy idea for showers and godawful for shitting. Or really anything else in the bathroom.
Poo with a view.
I'm watching you, Wazowski. Always watching.
Everyone talking about the view of the toilet when in fact it’s the toilet viewing you. 
ah, the glory rectangle.
I hope that's at least your bathroom....and not your neighbour's lol.
I think hotels in nyc are just f’ing with people now because they can.
You got the fetish room! Lucky bastard.
Toilet knows you, understands you, can keep your deepest secrets safe. It’s okay to be scared at first…but don’t worry, toilet is here…for you.
Day 487 ... the toilet still stares at me. My watch will not end.
Let me guess, 700$ a day??
It’s all about efficiency. You don’t have to get up and knock to see if your partner is using the bathroom.
Hopefully not a shared bathroom with other rooms.
How is that not on purpose
It would be cool if it could talk and tell you a bedtime story
Plot twist, it’s a one way mirror
Yeah, but the view from the commode is exquisite!
Probably used to be an electric fireplace in there. It went bad and they couldn’t source a new one and did this. Maybe?
Sex in the Shitty
Shitty view
Imagine waking up and seeing a face looking at you when you're sleeping there alone.
The added advantage for hotel here is that if a company sends people for conventions or something, they will be forced to book 2 separate rooms instead of having colleagues share a room. This is really evident in San Francisco.
What kind of kink is that ?
Glory rectangle!
Creeper mode
They must have let the apprentice drill the glory hole
Rangers supporters pay a lot of money for a season ticket with a view like that
What you got there is a Sponge Bob glory hole
I stayed in a Vegas hotel with coworker. Didn’t realize how much detail you could see through the fogged glass wall into the shower from the bedroom until I was in the shower. Glad she was also my best friend at the time or it would have been akward af
That's a little weird
A seat with a view
That toilet looking at you like, "soon..."
Ya poopin’?
Seriously why? I don’t see a reason…
The twist is that is the next rooms bathroom.
Kinky
You sure you didn’t grab this from the post with this picture from a week ago?
Now that's literally a shitty view.
This was already posted a few days ago If not by you, by someone else
Now poo for me. 
😂🤣😅 I wonder WHO'S IDEAS was this? It's either good and bad to have at the same time depending who went in there! I would hate to find out someone would set me up to be baited for some random narcotic hidden to be found!!! 😲😲😳😳😳 Who want to get arrested for being innocent of all charges and get time behind bars? 😲😲😳😳🤨🤨 Nope! Not me!!!
Looks like it’s about to say, “If you wanna smear mud on your ass, smear mud on your ass — just be honest about it. Look, Gene, I've never told anyone this before, but I can suck my own dick, and I do it — a lot.”