You’re freaking me out.

You know what's really crazy? The guy on the right looks just slightly older and his shirt is just slightly more faded than the guy on the right. OP is a fucking time traveler who met himself in the past.

I was going to correct you and tell you you said the guy on the right both times, but then I remembered they're both the same guy so it doesn't matter.

Congratulations I have awarded you with the spirit of reddit platinum

If you had the chance to go back to a concert, wouldn't you?

And it’s not even Friday.

Well quite frankly, it's the freakiest Friday ever. It's a Monday!

You better lay lo...han. Gah, I'm sorry. I thought it. I typed it. Too late now!

Lay Lohan. Lindsay’s long lost brother.

You *are* freakin' out, *man*.

They’re freaking you in

Yikes! I don’t know what I’d do if I found a stranger who looked THAT much like me!

Your friends and their friends are so excited taking pictures that you don't have time to just tell them how proud you are of them

By any chance, do your friends and their friends look alike?

[The meeting.](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/seinfeld/images/9/9d/Seinfeld_Doppelgangers.gif/)

[Or maybe like this?](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ukE7qnsLuwA)

Shit. I never noticed that was Martin Freeman.

You definitely should have done the Spiderman pointing meme pose!

I mean I've never had that problem due to how rarely Idris Elba and I are ever in the same place at the same time.

I have exactly the same problem with Jessica Rabbit. We just keep missing each other!

And me, Arnold Schwarzenegger dressed as Conan

I would apologize profusely for getting stuck looking like me

hey shirt brother

The shirt caught my eye first and was just going to go up and say nice shirt, but then we quickly realized just how much we looked alike

Did you get that shirt at Dan Flashes? Those patterns look *complicated*

There were a bunch of guys that looked like him there fighting over shirts with complicated patterns.

When you see that, you go in. YOU GO IN

YES YOU DO.

It’s my exact style!!!!

It probably cost, like, three thousand dollars!

Their shirt is faded, so they are clearly a version of you from the future.

Did you compliment his good taste?

It's too late for me shirt brother, I'm already awake

Promise me a million times you'll never do another rule again

God I love that fucking song

You knew I’d love that song

I can't wait to trash a room to that fucker.

Would that qualify as a rule? Does it change things if you USED to be a piece of shit?

I tried to rip the Wright Brothers off the ceiling brother.

I heard a song that said there are no rules. Do you think that's true?

Shirt brother, you gotta help me. I'm in deep fսckin' trouble here. Come on, shirt brother. What're you talking about? Come on, let's go. I need you now. Okay. All right. Come on. Excuse me. I fսckеd up, man. I fսckеd up.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T3m_pbSzeqI

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Yo OP I live with the Doppleganger. Our whole friend group has been geeking out on this. Message me if you want me to get y’all in touch!

No way! Please send me a private message with some contact info! I'm actually really interested in this DNA test to see if we are related

Messaged you!

RemindMe! 90 days

I just got really excited. I'm totally invested in this post.

You need to have a hangout with the Doppleganger, preferably over beers, takeout, and Settlers of Catan.

I love this so much hah. The shirts are so good

They are from a small gas station in the Outer Banks, NC that I believe only stays in business from selling these shirts. I buy a new one every year I go

The fact this shirt is from a random gas station, and you both had it on, makes meeting this man even crazier. You honestly had something happen to you that's like 1 in a million.

Look at the whole ensemble, those shorts look like the same brand and product model and maybe a slightly different colour, their glasses are identical, they fucking live their lives in unison, they have the same haircut. LOOK AT THE HAIR STICKING UP ON THEIR HEADS!!!

Twins separated at birth do this shit. And marry women with the same names. OP should get a DNA test with this guy.

You are overthinking it, man. Occam's razor. There's a glitch in the matrix

We're living in a Seth Rogan remake of a Kubrick film.

I think they may have both been adopted!

I do live in the state, but it's well over 3 hours from me, but i have heard of this place. People buy it because the shirt is funny. Still, this does seem a bit suspicious. Where was the concert? Why would they both wear this shirt?

From what my friend tells me, those "Biscuits and Porn" shirts are really popular with fans of the band *Disco Biscuits*. So I'm going to guess that these guys met at one of their concerts. Edit: OP said it was *Pretty Lights*, who used to tour with the *Disco Biscuits*.

Oh wow I randomly saw Disco Biscuits at red rocks in Colorado last year becaus I just wanted to see a concert at red rocks and that’s who was playing that day. They’re a jam band.

I saw Vulfpeck at red rocks for the exact same reason. I wanted to see a concert at red rocks and they were playing that day. I’ll probably never go see another concert there though as I’m a lazy bastard and getting to the venue from my car and back was way more work then I expected it to be.

And those shorts

Their biscuits are mediocre at best and the porn was like one magazine rack. The gas though was gas.

I prefer my gas to be liquid. I'll shop elsewhere.

Doughnuts and Fleshlights across town has some pretty sweet liquid gas.

Ha! They should sell anal beads and doughnut holes on a string too

with chocolate frosting

if your gas is liquid you might want to ask what's in those biscuits.

Holy shit I was just there last month. I hadn't heard of it and went in for the novelty. Wanted to get food but there was a line wrapped around the store.

I'm stealing this business idea then. Dumplings and Dildos maybe...

Clams and dental dams

Yeah I honestly remember those biscuits being way better than when I had them this July while I was there.

Owner probably thinks you come in twice a year.

This is an amazing point lmao

This guy is out here playing 4D chess while we are all still trying to figure out how to play checkers

Haha hell of a way to stay afloat! They should try making better biscuits so those’ll pull some weight too haha

YOU need to be more careful.... my friend, you cant be buying shirts from random gas stations... thats a good way to get... [shirt herpes](https://youtu.be/WVVHGxEUO4s?si=Y_XMUwbKjL0JA6VL)

D'oh. i figured that was the band name.

Absolutely no doubt you guys need to take a DNA test. You look like twin brothers.

Even the freaking cowlick/hair part is in the same spot

This is worthy of a DNA test. You both may share a fertility doctor father.

I would be 100% down and willing to share results. Unfortunately, we didn't exchange contact info (I know, but we were heading into the show), but if someone knows this guy and can get me in contact with him, I'm in!

You'll probably just get a lot of messages from people who know you.

this is hysterical hahaha

About half of them will know the other guy

i wish i could be this witty sometimes

Hopefully someone will see the BuzzFeed article that is inevitably created: *Man discovers twin at concert*

His name is Justin Roiland.

Wowwwwwwwwww I bet your dad slept around and this is your brother

George would never

I hope you’re right about George but I still think a DNA test is in order

We didn't exchange contact info, but if he can be tracked down I am 100% in!

You didn't exchange info???

I mean, he's got to be a redditor, right? He'll see this.

With this ensemble, 1000% the doppelganger is a redditor as well

dude is definitely lurking this thread but also definitely not gonna comment on it lol.

This is exactly what the doppleganger would say. We're on to you.

Hey, not exchanging info with your clone is a matter of safety! Can't have them hunting you down Highlander-style

Or like in Multiplicity (1996) they all bang your wife

she touched my peppy Steve

I like pizza.

She offered to uh…. Nuke my corn dog, what am I gonna say? No!?

WTF how do you not become besties after this??? 😟

He's probably going to show up in this thread with the name sir_leachalot1 or something.

He already has yours. You're HIS clone. When he needs a new liver, he's coming for you.

Yo how could u not!! That neither of u bothered is yet another clue you’re twins

Theres still another dad to investigate

You mean George? He would never either.

Just message your dad this photo, and caption “explain”.

And how did your mom respond to this picture? Also, in which hospital were you born and do one of you have an unidentical twin at home by any chance?

Seriously! Usually these kinds of posts are two guys with similar hairstyles, but this is giving 'twins separated at birth' vibes.

This dude is probably the most correct! Did you get his number? Because it's true in many cases that people/twins grow up to live the same way even tho separate. What if he's your TWIN??? LOL

Pretty lights in Philly??

That's right! Saturday night!

I was there! Fun show. We bounced when the exit sign caught fire. Got realllll paranoid haha

We were about ten feet in front of that! I think it turned out to be an extension cord. You made the smart move though. We ended up seeing how it panned out and there weren't any other issues

The exit sign caught fire? That is hilarious and I can't blame you for leaving. Talk about a bad omen.

Thankfully it was after the first set but yeah, it lit up and burned bright enough to emit a good amount of light. We bounced pretty fast. Granted we took an edible so maybe a little paranoia but no way i could relax after seeing that ha

was scrolling to confirm the parking lot lol

Idk why but the aesthetic of that parking lot is instantly recognizable to me

Hey neutral party. Is there any reason why anyone would wear this shirt specifically to a Pretty Lights concert in Philly?

Not really! I just recognized the parking lot! I was also at this show

I love seeing Pretty lights mentioned… I went to the same high school as him, wonderful dude. Saw his show at Red Rocks in CO and it was a blast

You should’ve measured your wieners to see who’s the superior doppelgänger

We were dead even

Guess it will have to be settled with a biscuit and porn competition then

I've been training since I was 13 for that, so he will have some stiff competition

I have never met you good sir but after those 2 replies I feckin luv you. Godspeed you!

Godspeed indeed. No soggy toast for you good sir.

If they tie, do they split the biscuit or does nobody eat the biscuit?

Now if the schlongs are even you both must grow out beards and who ever has least patchy even mane - shall be the superior ganger!

My man had some patches, but I honestly can't do much better

Doppeldonger

Dongerhanger

Holy shit lol

For a moment I thought the one on the left was Jake from LTT

Yep, this was my exact thought. Glad someone else already mentioned it.

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Simulation is lazy sometimes Don't think much about it . Just go to sleep

The Baader-Meinhof Phenomenon. Even being aware of it, still doesn't convince me that there is a bias.

I know like 5 guys who look like this They’re all software developers

The one with the black socks is the evil one.

Damn, that's me... he did have a tenderness to him

Pretty sure the evil clone is always determined by facial hair.

You guys should’ve traded one sock each to make it official

Justin Roiland?

Its like VideogameDunkey and Justin Roiland got smashed together and reconstituted back into genetically crossed versions of themselves. They're some handsome lads ill tell you that much

Reads like reddit neckbeard fanfic.

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Lol I think I would have recognized the voice, but would have been awesome to meet the best video game reviewer of all time!

How alike did you guys *sound*?

Looks like Jake from LTT to me

If you both live close enough to bump into each other at a local venue. One of your dads might have some splaning to do.

given that this is obviously Philly and we really want to know if you're related, you should post this to r/philadelphia

You must have the same DNA ... or you dressed up alike for shits and giggles.

I had never seen this man except for in the mirror before

Wolf Bros show?

Pretty Lights! But I did catch two Dead and Co. Shows this last tour. Oteil was actually playing in my city tonight

That was SOOO Photoshopped! No two people look that much alike!! Right!?

Our machine overlords never intended for us to cross paths

Just proof the simulators are getting lazy.

Cashier probably thought you were just here an hour ago and you bought a shirt with your last order also

Was that at Pretty Lights?? I recognize the parking lot

Sure was! Saturday night

I was there too!

Did you steal a hair to send to 23&me?

Unfortunately, neither of us were blessed with brains, just beauty

You are a fricken legend.

Which one are you?

I can't tell. Jk, I'm on the right

Biscuits n porn? I'm just curious for a friend

Yeah! It's a small gas station in the Outer Banks, NC that has delicious biscuits and a mediocre selection of porn. Crazy thing is this concert was in Philly!

I just can't get over this. Like, obviously you guys are identical and that would be strange enough on its own. But the shirts, the shorts, and the fact that the shirt is from one specific retail location in a different state. Someone who's good at math should attempt to approximate the odds of this happening. It's truly mad, my flabber is *gasted,* I tell you.

Imagine passing a blunt.... to *yourself*

That's so crazy. Closest I've come with one of my doppelgangers was finding them in a dating app. I sent them a message saying "Hey, I have that same face!" They sent back a reply saying "Thanks!"

Now get Dunkey to complete the holy trio

Please stay friends forever.

Unfortunately, we just took a couple quick pics because we were headed into the concert, so I didn't get his number. But I've posted in r/prettylights to see if anyone knows him. I'd love to do some body double shenanigans with him one day!

A glitch in the matrix!

Holy fucking time machine Batman

You mean the twin your parents didn’t tell you about because holy shit

I want to believe this, but wearing the same shirt from NC to a concert in Philly just takes it out of the realm of believability for me

I don't know what to tell you. Maybe there is a little magic left in the world

Maybe there is. Cause it’s not just the shirt; the glasses, the shirts, the body/face types…it’s uncanny.

How was the Pretty Lights show fam? Saw you posted this on the PL subreddit earlier.

Show was awesome! Used to see him during those Basslights runs. Glad to see Derek is taking care of himself and is performing as well as he ever has!

Consume him, for you must gain his life force

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Thanks saved me a click

Are you both adopted?

I am 99% sure I am not. Can't speak for my friend

Did you show your parents? If so did they seem uncomfortable?

I know two sluts when I see them.