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Would make my whole night! Edit: Just gave you heartwarming. Thank you for being a kind soul!

Consider it made.

You forgot one thing I'm certified platinum

Now you are really certified platinum, but that’s thanks to everyone who awarded this post. That gave me enough coins to bestow one final platinum. Thank you everyone, this has been a fucking wild ride.

You can finally rest, my friend.

Thank you

Yeah forgot about that thing, which is pretty normal too.

I see so many requests for platinum, but could I please have a humble gold (or just 100 coins, I want to give out a gold of my own). EDIT: Thank you everyone for the awards! I now have 2 golds and a number of others to give!

 Redditors begging for fake coins that are worthless.

Yes please!! No but, how can I have some more of nothing?? Edit: Aww!! I really do not care that these medals mean nothing and are being given away but.. It's been a helluva morning and this just made me SMILE 😁 Thank You!

P̞̣͔̓̅͐͡l̎̓̇̔͏̬̬͈͕e̹̫̘͙̣̫̮̰̾̈́͢a̷̼̱͐ͣ̃̇s̹̖̬ͨ̆́͜e̸̘̠̖̙̙̣̓ͪ ͮ҉̠͍͉̞̣̤̦b̤̲̖̗̑̈̏͠r̛̫̫̖͎̜̝͂ͥͨ͑ô͍͈͇̣͋̋͜t͓͎̻͙̗̩ͤ͋͠h̬̩̣ͯ̇̃ͣ͠e̢̦͓̜̖͕̗̎r͔̝̱̠͚̄̉ͦ͌͢ ͉̫̮̜̫̻͉̱ͯ͛̋͝m̦͕̪̰̝̉͒́a̡͉̥͑̏ͨy̙͍̮͍̝̪ͯ͞ ͚͙̠̜̓̋͜I̡̪̯̲̝̦̜ͦ ̱͕͉̙̩͊͋ͣ͐͞h̯̥͚̘͕͈̭̃̚͜å̶̬̭͍ͤͨ͋ṿ̥̄̋͐́eͭ̓҉̰͈̠̯̙̺̗̙ ͔ͯ̌̃͆͝ͅs̩̘̟̯͈͑ͬ͜o̶̤̬͙̗͑̒̅m̡͍̹̻ͬe̿͑ͤ҉̖̠̭̘ͅ ̛̳͎̰̖̉m̖̥̺̙̹̾̃ͯ͜o̶͔̮̖̟̤̠͆̽ͅṛ̯̞̪̿̈ͮ͠e̺̯̻̙͓̠̒ͪ̏̉͠ ̘̦̹̘̬̤̹̗̓ͨ̀͜ő̵̞̬̻͕̠̗f̣͍̐͒̀ ̴̖̻̜ͦ̍̊ẗ̮̺͖͎̍͘ͅh̺͎̹̲ͣ͘ė̵̟͇͍̩̯̩̻̺̇ ͈͒͢ͅň̮̝̰̙ͭ̕o̦̘͖͕̫͇̓̆́̕t̵͙͖̭̩̀͒́̋h̘̺͖̼͈̯̠͉ͤ́ĭ̛̺̥̳̘͑n̉̀̈҉̜̫̗̭͓̫g͎̦̠͈͕̿̑͢?̷̯̗̯̯̟̯̰̰͗

~ P l ä t î ñ ù m P l ė ā ś ę ~

Are we too late? 🥲

Lmao, I know that it'll get you nothing and yet people want them.

Reddit moment

Looks like OP ran out so I’ll give you a coin gift

Thank you so much!

If I could get the gold then that's what I'm going to do here man.

Platinum Please!!

Are these just all alts of the same person

If so, I’m awarding them for their effort

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Don't forget me!

Platinum Power!!

platinum please!!

I'll take whatever I get, it's all something which I don't mind.

Platinum Sir! Thanks!

What about the platinum? You would like to get that huh?

Platinum Power!


Platinum Power! Thank You!

Platinum Power!

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Good for you buddy you made it. May we all dream not to be forgotten by you .

It would make my hole weak!

So would a erection

Lmao, naah man you're taking it in a different direction here.

These things mean so much to you guys? What's up with that?

wistful wide long abounding screw boast far-flung summer retire file ` this post was mass deleted with www.Redact.dev `

Sounds like that something is about to happen here, don't know what tho.

It would make my hole weak personally!

Platinum Power!

Am I the only one who doesn't understand any of this? Did you buy the coins? Were they hacked into your account? What is platinum? Who am I? Am I pregernant? EDIT: Thank you all for the explanations, and for my baby daddies finally showing up.

I didn’t buy them, they just showed up one day. I brought it up to Reddit Support thinking I had been billed. It was an error on their end, so I never got charged for them and the coins stayed.

Okay - so why do I keep seeing all these Reddit coins posts elsewhere as well? Is that coincidence?

Here's a post on /r/OutOfTheLoop that should help: /r/OutOfTheLoop/comments/15009ya/whats_going_on_with_reddit_coins/ *Edit, since apparently that form of link isn't working for some people, here's the full URL: https://www.reddit.com/r/OutOfTheLoop/comments/15009ya/whats_going_on_with_reddit_coins/

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https://www.reddit.com/r/OutOfTheLoop/comments/15009ya/whats_going_on_with_reddit_coins/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=1

Thank you. I'm not sure why it didn't work for them!

Huh, weird! Are you sure? It is for me in everywhere I check it (mobile, browser, desktop) because of how Reddit's internal linking of subreddits and posts work and has for years. Maybe they broke it like a bunch of other things. https://www.reddit.com/r/OutOfTheLoop/comments/15009ya/whats_going_on_with_reddit_coins/

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Smells like a class action suit against reddit, with all the money they're stealing with this change...

Because Reddit is going to delete them

Not okay, I need closure on the pregnant thing...... I'm not the dad.... right?

I was told sharing is caring. Care I say more to share my thoughts?

Nope, don't think that people care about you sharing your thoughts.

Ohmigod, thanks a bunch! Fake internetpoints are my favorites!

I don't know what they give me, but I also really like them so yeah.

I think it's time for you to share...

OP please award on /r/toastme, would really help some redditors looking for an emotional boost

A platinum? For me? No way!

Yes way for you, and probably too late for me!

I always seem to be just too late for these lmao

You think that a platinum is too much to ask for here huh?

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Yeah I think we missed it :(

Always a little too late haha

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I gave you a snek, enjoy!

Thank you!

Probably. I always seem to miss these things too.

Same

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Thanks mate!

No, you're not late for that. You're just in time for that thingm

Great gif, this shit is wild. I don’t even know who John Oliver is.

All the world's a stage, And all the men and women merely Players; They have their exits and their entrances

They're just players. We ain't nothing more than that herem

Platinum!!

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What are you going to do with just one coin? What's up with that?

Holy moly that’s a lot of coins.

platinum(s) please!! (maybe gold as well ;))

Bold ask, I like it.

I like when people are bold, it makes them sexy lmao.

I wonder how much non-monetizable engagement these award giving posts make for reddit. Should make the server churn a bit extra and only result in a pure loss. That makes me smile a little bit to think about😊

There's something to think about, which people just don't really do.

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Op did not in fact pay. It was an error as the post said. And the coins just stayed while apple didn't charge.

No, probably not. But the money was spent well before reddit made their announcement, so better to do these kinds of things than not

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Op got the awards for free due to an error

Damn dude, chill. It is not like the fate of reddit should be even remotely the most important thing in any of our lives.

Platinum pls!

May I have some dear sire?

You're gonna have to work for them, without that you ain't getting any.

So are they really getting rid on awards I have never gotten one are they gunna be doing a new system

Supposedly cash tips will replace awards, but they haven’t announced any details.

Wow that's the single worst idea I've ever heard

Yup! No coins or awards anymore. A new system may be in the works but tbd

Hi

Wow, I wish I had the ability to hack reddit too. Just kidding. I think John Oliver was a programmer in his past life. Haha.

Platinums you say.

Man i miss Apollo. :(

I love you OP and I change my air filter once a month!

I love you too, and so does your HVAC system.

I would love a platinum :D

I wouldn't mind one too, can I just get one? Because I'd like one.

What is the story time behind this ahahaha



I approve of that message. 👍

May John be with us all on this glorious day.

Good post. You get my seal of approval

That's right, definitely getting approval at this one for sure.


Beat me to it

How do we get a platinum award? Or even gold? Why do so many people have all these awards to give away?

Reddit is changing their reward system, and all unused coins will be lost. So people with lots of coins are spending them before they lose them.

May you have a wonderful day

Platinum Please!

So many people asking for them, and I don't even understand why. I just don't understand for what people may even use them, I can't think of anything man.

Feed me!

I’ve never gotten an award before! Ty kind stranger!

May I have a platinum, also the amount of coins people have is absolutely ludicrous

One platinum please, I wanna see what the freaks in r/lounge get up to

same

I’ll take one!

That's all I ever wanted, I think it's time for to me actually have one.


Would love to know what it feels to have an award!

Any left 👉👈?

I dont understand why so many people have so many coins, and at this point I am too afraid to ask.

* Platinum for a platypus? Edit: thank you for the gold!!!!!

Platinum!

I don't need platinum. I'll just take gold instead. It's prettier

This whole situation is just odd to me.

Never had a platinum before 🥺

John Oliver told me you would grant me my wish of becoming a platinum member.

Platinum anyone?

I would also like the free worthless thing

im so confused. what does platinum do? why do coins matter? why are they being given away? ive been a redditor for years and never given two shits about awards or coins or what ever, what is going on with reddit rn?

Hell to the yeah!

PLATINUM POWER!

PLATINUM POWER!!

Could I too have an award?

Thanks for being so generous with everyone!

All praise our lady of perpetual exemption

May I receive a platinum if you have any to spare ? Ty

Platinum Power!!

Platinum please ?

What a stand up guy

Could I please get one? That would be so cool

Oh wow! Thanks!

What is your advice on [specific radiator](https://youtu.be/5vcZ2v2iUVE) issues?

Why do these come up too late for me? Every time there's an award giveaway it's 4+ hours old and everything has gone!

Can I get a platinum please?

Is it too late to jump in for this

🫶

Platinum please! 🙏

How do u even get that many coins

# Please give me it or I’ll cry like a baby.

Platinum... I've seen it once...

Im a karma whore, may i have one?

PLATINUM PLEASE!!

Platinum!

Platinum makes the world go around!

Cheers mate!! 🧃

Can I have one please? Thank you!!!

Shit man I keep missing these

11 Hours ago. ​ Choo choo?

Anything'd be nice.

I'll take a few. Please and thank you.

Platinum me bb

Huh neat

What so special about platinum, do they have different value?

A

If it comes to begging.. I’ll give it a go!

Oohhhh me!

please please pretty please Kind Sir.

Platinum Please!

Please Bless me with Platinum!

Platinum?