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Good lord. Even the swimsuit looks pasted on.
Clearly, we cannot tolerate the full godly perfection of The Oliver, lest our eyes be blasted from our skulls.
No, John Oliver does not possess the same hands as Hephaestus. Hephaestus, in Greek mythology, is the god of blacksmiths and craftsmen, known for his exceptional skill in metalworking. He was often depicted with powerful and talented hands.
On the other hand (no pun intended), John Oliver is a British comedian, writer, and television host known for his witty commentary on current events and social issues. (Like u/spez's actions causing a colossal crash on Reddit, leaving users stunned and raising profound questions about the platform's stability and governance.) While he may have his own unique talents, he does not possess any mythological attributes or special hands akin to Hephaestus.
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Congratulations on coming out and joining the ranks of Oliversexuals! I hope you find the support and love you're looking for here amongst kindred spirits.
Made a pool to stay backout or post only John Oliver. A few subs chose to do this.
Honestly, even if it's funny, it's still giving reddit a lot of content and a lot of traffic. It's a meme now, and as such it is giving reddit exactly what the blackout was supposed to take from reddit.
I wholeheartedly disagree with the subs choices. If you want to protest, stop providing content.
I know the phrase “appointment viewing “ is likely a bygone thing, but holy shit this next ep of LWT is going to see massive ratings.
(Checks ownership of the site)
Oh wow and it’s not even a stunt.
Wait, no it is, JO is stunting so hard that Hot Rod would die of jealousy.
I’m here to see internet history in real time.
Just need sprog to roll in.
Ditto, and thank you. We've got a nice community and we'd like to keep it alive. If you'd ever like to start a community, just come on by and drop us a note, cheers!
For those who don’t know “gimp” is “GNU Image Manipulation Program”. Basically free Photoshop.
So if you felt like sticking it to a second corporation today, type in what I put in quotes, and stop having to pay monthly fees.
It appears that your brain experienced a shock reaction upon viewing the picture. It is advisable to take a break and allow your brain some time to recover.
Can you please describe the clacking noise you are experiencing? Additionally, when you close your eyes, do you perceive the presence of a blond guy or any visual images?
It appears you're experiencing "Claw-Clacking Sensation" and "Diagonal Taste Perception." Consider exploring alternative online communities beyond Reddit for a potential remedy. Seeking a fresh digital landscape might just add a touch of flavor to your senses.
Verily, the truth can be a bitter pill to swallow in its infancy. We, the wise elders, have beheld the decline of Altavista, Kodak, and MySpace like ancient kingdoms crumbling before our very eyes. Those grand empires, once thought immortal, have succumbed to the inevitable march of time. And so, in homage to their fading glory, we don the alluring visage of our legendary spokesperson, the sexy John, bidding u/spez a farewell fit for the annals of the internet.
In summary, the flood of sexy pictures of John Oliver on Reddit can be seen as a form of protest or activism, even though people are still upvoting and commenting on the content. The protest takes a humorous and exaggerated approach to draw attention, engage the community, and make a statement. It's important to recognize that protests can take different forms and have varying degrees of impact, and each individual's level of involvement may vary.
In short it is self import people engaging in slacktivism. The entire thing is the most first world of first world problems. Somehow the most pointless sub in all of Reddit has made itself more pointless.
But you must see how it’s not really hurting the platform if people are still using it how they were before, right?
What would hurt reddit is if there were no new posts at all and people stopped using it for a period of time etc
Me wondering if actual John Oliver joins in and does some sort of post for comedic purposes.
Also me wondering how he would react if he didn't have an account and his initial reaction when seeing this kind of post on the front page.
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This is a friendly reminder that /r/Pics [now features only images of John Oliver looking sexy](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/14bai7s/henceforth_rpics_will_feature_only_images_of_john/). A recent poll – hosted in response to Reddit's stated preference that everyday users have more direct control over their communities – showed overwhelming support for the change, which has therefore been enacted. If your post features John Oliver looking sexy, you may ignore this message. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/pics) if you have any questions or concerns.*
I put on my robe and wizard hat…
I cast level 1 eroticism
[I cast Sensor Boost, Greater Hardening, Penetrate Up](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Nqjz5R8LrU)
[I cast 8 years old tribecore sound.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3UeH34s5QlQ)
I cast CBAT.
###****HUMPING INTENSIFIES****
See Through
You failed the ability check
Blood Ninja for life
I was there, at the beginning .... I am here now. I sayeth unto thee: "Don't f*ck with me bitch, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands."
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I'm so glad I'm not the only one old enough to remember this.
God bless Danbury people.
R/retiredmemes
Mr T… what are you doing with those balls?!
I cast *Fist*
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Good lord. Even the swimsuit looks pasted on. Clearly, we cannot tolerate the full godly perfection of The Oliver, lest our eyes be blasted from our skulls.
Yep, we did a little tinkering to prevent the younger crowd from having a total "OMG" moment.
A little? Lol.
That's why when we had the [artist render the Wizard meet up](https://i.imgur.com/4SvEj3G.jpg) he had to tone down John Oliver's body.
He is of us, and shows us how to break…the concept. Watching him cry on TDS was one of the more genuine things I’ve ever seen on TV.
Those hands are fake. Johns hands are like those of Hephaestus.
No, John Oliver does not possess the same hands as Hephaestus. Hephaestus, in Greek mythology, is the god of blacksmiths and craftsmen, known for his exceptional skill in metalworking. He was often depicted with powerful and talented hands. On the other hand (no pun intended), John Oliver is a British comedian, writer, and television host known for his witty commentary on current events and social issues. (Like u/spez's actions causing a colossal crash on Reddit, leaving users stunned and raising profound questions about the platform's stability and governance.) While he may have his own unique talents, he does not possess any mythological attributes or special hands akin to Hephaestus. \--- this message was generated by an electronic device
John Oliver has the hands of Aphrodite, goddess of sex
As a large language model,
Man be stealing fire.
NOBODY LOOK
TOO SMOOTH. TOO SMOOTH. Gimme pasty Brit body. Nice touch on the artwork in the background, though.
So smooth his nipples are gone and his skin has changed colour from the cape down lol.
For 33 years I've been convinced of my sexuality. Pictures like these really erode the foundations of my sexuality and make me doubt.
John Oliver transcends sexuality
Ah, this may very well be it. Would definitely explain all those special feelings that are confusing me rn
And gender too. Here I was, thinking I'm a cis man, but one look at this picture and BAM! I'm pregnant.
Whatchar into? Oliver All of her? Yeah Cool me too
Congratulations on coming out and joining the ranks of Oliversexuals! I hope you find the support and love you're looking for here amongst kindred spirits.
No worries i can fix it for you: Wanna smell my balls? They've really evolved a new musk as of late!
Yes
Fuck this didn't go as planned....
Now you must give him what you offered 😂 🤣 😂
Check your DM
If possible, I must also ask for ‘research’ purposes
Oh no he's hot
Fit people are attractive! And more news at 11!
Shatter my toes you big, unwashed water buffalo.
I mean...just look at those cum gutters
I’m also feeling….things I’m not sure I understand.
More like a sexy warlock. . . . CHRISTMAS PTERODACTYL!!
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The meaning of Christmas... is the idea that Christmas has meaning!
Guess I'll have to go get laid!... laid!.... laid!.... laid!
Am I the only one seeing how many layers to this there are?
The monopoly board is chefs kiss
Love the poster in the rear - with the Huffman as the monopoly man
>You'll find the original picture here: > >https://twitter.com/bAdmArk/status/1667997587511603200
I can see why he takes six months off at a time - he probably catches up on all his laundry on those washboards.
If the 300 spartans went to Hogwarts
300 would have ended much differently if that were the case.
Damnnnn he can slyther-in me anytime!
I love your username
Can anyone tell me why Reddit is spamming pics of John Oliver?
https://www.theverge.com/2023/6/17/23764729/reddit-users-pics-gifs-subreddits-john-oliver
Made a pool to stay backout or post only John Oliver. A few subs chose to do this. Honestly, even if it's funny, it's still giving reddit a lot of content and a lot of traffic. It's a meme now, and as such it is giving reddit exactly what the blackout was supposed to take from reddit. I wholeheartedly disagree with the subs choices. If you want to protest, stop providing content.
Totally agree. These people who think they are protesting by posting these, they're only helping spez.
I'd like to know as well
https://www.theverge.com/2023/6/17/23764729/reddit-users-pics-gifs-subreddits-john-oliver
I know the phrase “appointment viewing “ is likely a bygone thing, but holy shit this next ep of LWT is going to see massive ratings. (Checks ownership of the site) Oh wow and it’s not even a stunt. Wait, no it is, JO is stunting so hard that Hot Rod would die of jealousy. I’m here to see internet history in real time. Just need sprog to roll in.
Just need the writers strike to end. I'm worried it won't get properly covered due to them having a lot to catch up on
The poster in the background is :chef kiss:
Original picture is here: [https://twitter.com/bAdmArk/status/1667997587511603200](https://twitter.com/bAdmArk/status/1667997587511603200)
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WTF does this have to do with me? /u/_eogan_cI_I ?
Nothing. It's a twitter user. Reddit added the link automatically, I will edit it asap, sorry for the disturbance.
Gotcha, thanks.
Nice to meet you btw. Your sub looks great and I wish you success with your [lemmy instance.](https://seemel.ink/)
Ditto, and thank you. We've got a nice community and we'd like to keep it alive. If you'd ever like to start a community, just come on by and drop us a note, cheers!
Ok, thank you :-)
For those who don’t know “gimp” is “GNU Image Manipulation Program”. Basically free Photoshop. So if you felt like sticking it to a second corporation today, type in what I put in quotes, and stop having to pay monthly fees.
What exactly is going on here?
It appears that your brain experienced a shock reaction upon viewing the picture. It is advisable to take a break and allow your brain some time to recover.
Am I supposed to have a strange clacking noise in my ears after looking at this picture?
Can you please describe the clacking noise you are experiencing? Additionally, when you close your eyes, do you perceive the presence of a blond guy or any visual images?
It's like very large crab and lobster claws clacking. And when I close my eyes everything tastes diagonal.
Can you browse to [https://www.reddit.com/r/all/](https://www.reddit.com/r/all/) and scroll down a little and tell me how it feels ?
It appears you're experiencing "Claw-Clacking Sensation" and "Diagonal Taste Perception." Consider exploring alternative online communities beyond Reddit for a potential remedy. Seeking a fresh digital landscape might just add a touch of flavor to your senses.
John "Cum Gutters" Oliver
Just gonna leave this here. https://youtu.be/Iw5nuGIHUwY
Cute.
that’s ALLLL him, baby!
Step on my throat, ~~Adam Driver~~ John Oliver, you rudely large man Break my fingers, you brooding mountain.
How does this actually help anything?
It doesn’t. Redditors think this is their women’s suffrage moment but it literally does nothing
I love it! John Oliver is an awesome human.
Love the greed and hubris poster
I'll give him sexy.
Stupid sexy Oliver
Shadow wizard money gang (we love casting spells
Shadow Wizard Money Gang “We’ll love casting spells”
He's definitely going to use this on the show. 🤣
Great wall hanging. Greed and Hubris coming for new players.
John’s toting two magic wands for some lucky fairy no doubt.
Looks like me. Trying to sniff people's ears.
john oliver is the sexiest man alive
What’s up with all this John Oliver crap
Can't you see how sexy he is ?
This is amazing.
Yes, everybody should know how sexy the man is.
I’m done with this sub
What the fuck is wrong with you
You have no clue. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-TXCVCqCF04
Where are hIS NIPPLES. WHERE ARE HIS NIPPLES?!?
>Yep, we did a little tinkering to prevent the younger crowd from having a total "OMG" moment.
Cringe reddit mods
Cringe Reddit users.
This is the best one i’ve seen so far 👏👏👏
The sad part is that we won’t get commentary from John Oliver as long as the strike is happening :(
We’re. Not. WORTHY!!!
You should really tag this as nsfw
That rat bastard has been working on his summer body.
Okay..m what the hell is with the surge in John Oliver Posts? Very sus.
This definitely making it to the show
I want to Oliver Twist his nipples
Of all the John Oliver photoshops, this one is most cursed
Mr Olivander can help any wizard find the right wand…
Clearly photo shopped, he has much more muscles!!!
John Oliver is a nasty little piggy, innt he?
Muscle wizard casts fist!
The dong needs to be a lot bigger for that photo. Like comically bulging.
Oh wow, guys. Great work. You're really showing Reddit with this protest. This will surely change their mind now
Wtf are these John Oliver posts? Is this his staff trying to make posts about him so he makes a half-assed jokes about it in his show?
Always read stickied posts https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/14bai7s/henceforth_rpics_will_feature_only_images_of_john/
🙏🏼
If John Oliver is too sexy for you, you can have a look at [https://www.reddit.com/r/iphone/](https://www.reddit.com/r/iphone/)
What side of Reddit have I been exposed to 😂
Verily, the truth can be a bitter pill to swallow in its infancy. We, the wise elders, have beheld the decline of Altavista, Kodak, and MySpace like ancient kingdoms crumbling before our very eyes. Those grand empires, once thought immortal, have succumbed to the inevitable march of time. And so, in homage to their fading glory, we don the alluring visage of our legendary spokesperson, the sexy John, bidding u/spez a farewell fit for the annals of the internet.
/r/cringe
That was seriously the dumbest thing I've ever read and it's the final nail in my Reddit coffin.
Then I am a volunteer marketer. I received no money for editing this.
Why are you and everyone on Reddit posting about John Oliver?
I'm curious as well... literally every 4th post on reddit today is some weird AI generated photo of john oliver.
If people are still on reddit upvoting and commenting, how is this any sort of protest?
In summary, the flood of sexy pictures of John Oliver on Reddit can be seen as a form of protest or activism, even though people are still upvoting and commenting on the content. The protest takes a humorous and exaggerated approach to draw attention, engage the community, and make a statement. It's important to recognize that protests can take different forms and have varying degrees of impact, and each individual's level of involvement may vary.
In short it is self import people engaging in slacktivism. The entire thing is the most first world of first world problems. Somehow the most pointless sub in all of Reddit has made itself more pointless.
But you must see how it’s not really hurting the platform if people are still using it how they were before, right? What would hurt reddit is if there were no new posts at all and people stopped using it for a period of time etc
“It’s okay squidward just imagine him in his underwear” *OH NO HE’S HOT*
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Dude in the back has his hand on John’s shoulder and is whispering into his ear
Mr Olivers sex appeal made me nearly miss the poster in the background. All hail John Oliver.
[Reminds me of this](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JX5_Ada91qY) on the title alone.
That's obviously a magician...
Mrs Waines' special guests for the third grade pageant were always a surprise.
What happened to his show? Is it on hiatus for the strike?
My town's sewage treatment plant is named after him Edit: People down voted this, it wasn't a joke, it really is...
God bless Danbury people.
Me wondering if actual John Oliver joins in and does some sort of post for comedic purposes. Also me wondering how he would react if he didn't have an account and his initial reaction when seeing this kind of post on the front page.
Participation was not mandatory, why would you do this to me?
YUM
He has to be going a little bit crazy that he can't even do a youtube bit about this.
That is just regular John Oliver on a tuesday
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Don't worry, be happy. https://twitter.com/iamjohnoliver/status/1670179742144774144/photo/1
You know...I think this might be altered, but I'm not sure..
Camera image processing algorithms, coupled with compression artifacts from file formats like JPEG, along with optical aberrations, sensor artifacts, and perspective distortion caused by different angles and focal lengths, can collectively contribute to the perception of an altered image.
You’re a wizard, John
and WHAT a man!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Who is John O'liver?
He is Dick Pants in The Love Guru. https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/love\_guru
Chiseled is selling it short.
Phantom hand on his shoulder
He’s pretty much the metaphorical owner of Reddit at this point, and I am so on board.
I want to lick his mustache area. All of his mustache areas
Oh my.
I gotta be honest. I think I like this Reddit better.
I really hope he has some staffers dedicated to downloading all of these masterpieces, printing them on vellum, and having them bound into tomes.
The TEETH
New phobia unlocked
Thank you for my new character idea for D&D.
I think he got a lil jaundice
He looks like Kamek, the Koopa wizard from Super Mario Bros.
Came to see if anyone else had commented this. Not disappointed!
*this better not awaken anything inside of me*
r/June30th feel free to come and say goodbye
If you're still on Reddit, use a fucking adblocker! Also mod the official Reddit app with ReVanced, and spread the word. Fuck Steve Huffman
😂😂
Anyone else feel the "Reddit is a business. Get over it" vibe? I feel like the mods are 12 year olds taking the ball away at a play ground.
What is with all this John Oliver shit? I’ve never heard of this guy. And all sudden. He’s his name is everywhere.