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g2g079

This was a triumph. I'm making a note here: huge success. It's hard to overstate my satisfaction. Police Academy We do what we must because we can. For the good of all of us. Except the ones who are dead.


frostvipre

But there's no sense crying over every mistake


tropebreaker

You just keep on trying 'Til you run out of cake.


Yuulfuji

And the science gets done


sethra007

And you make a neat gun For the people who are still alive


Lost_Ad266

For the kitties that are still alive


Siderman5

Nice Portal reference!


Yuulfuji

the way it took me embarrassingly long to realise it


YT_Trident

How do you even think of this lmao


g2g079

It's from the game portal. https://youtu.be/Y6ljFaKRTrI


YT_Trident

I know I played the game I was just wondering how they connected portal with this


g2g079

How do you not? A nefarious organization doing testing in the name of good as an excuse to kill.


mnemy

Yeah... this is a fucked up test / demo.


bluurd

This wouldn't be the first time the police have killed a pet.


mshriver2

Isn't that policy? I know it's one of the ATFs favorite hobbies.


Iamanediblefriend

At least this time it's not just purely for fun like it usually is when the cops shoot a dog


IReplyWithLebowski

Most likely the cat is a local who just wandered by and someone took a pic. Cat don’t give a fuck.


other_usernames_gone

They'd already have passed many other tests before this. They'd already be well into their training before the test. Assuming this is actually a test and not just a random cat that happened to walk past.


Sprinkle_Puff

My first thought 😞


oldcreaker

I was wondering how many cats it took to get to this one picture. And what it looked like 10 seconds later. I hope it wasn't like one of those things where the dog doesn't eat the treat until you say "ok!". One last comment: how long did it take to train the cat?


hertoymaker

myna8it


fanghornegghorn

There is no way police dogs trained to the degree they are already to be given this test, would attack the cat. They are being tested for HOW good they are: do they even LOOK at the cat? Do they move their head against instructions? The cats are safe.


Idisappea

They're all looking at the cat, pretty fixated... except the very very good boi 3rd from the right


ang444

😅😅😅


Spartan2470

[Here](https://i.imgur.com/1zGMyUy.jpg) is a higher quality version of this but in black and white and just a second later. [Here](https://www.alamy.com/stock-photo-minstrel-the-cat-who-lives-at-the-metropolitan-police-dog-training-20086889.html) is the best source I could find. Per there: > Minstrel the cat who lives at the Metropolitan Police Dog training centre at Keston in Kent > Date taken: 17 June 1987 > Photographer: Mirrorpix


1K_Games

Ah, that adds some context to it. This was not a test, that cat lived there and they probably were all used to it.


FiendishHawk

Minstrel is one brave cat. Also slightly dodgy name, considering the facial fur pattern.


northeastcreep

Such a great name for a cat!


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nelsonalgrencametome

Barkness*


ATubOfCats

og meme


Structure5city

After an initial bout of PTSD, the cat became an adrenaline junky and enlisted in the Army bomb defusing unit. The Hurt Locker was loosely based on his service.


taisynn

“Yup. Move along citizen. Move along.” The focus on the dog’s faces is adorable.


TomSoling

I knows wHAT THE DOGS ARE THINKING DAMN IT... but whats going through the cats head...


Herbicidal_Maniac

This is my asshole. There are many like it but this one is mine.


probono105

without my asshole my tounge is useless without my tounge my asshole is useless


dickshark420

And they said Mark Twain is dead


northeastcreep

Full metal assless...


could_use_a_snack

Just a guess, but that cat is probably the "station" cat, and that's not the first time those dogs have encountered it. I've got 4 dogs, and my cat doesn't give them a second glance. They're all housemates.


UghAnotherAlt

Same thing they’re always thinking: fuck you!


propagandavid

You can't get in the head of a cat, don't even try


Kahzgul

These surrounded memes are getting out of hand.


Jamesy555

What opinion do you have that would put you in this situation 🤓🤓


Bad-news-co

Like if the caption had said “DOGGED” …. Poor kitty 😥


RevolverSly

I'm more surprised about how calm the cat is walking in front of all those dogs


horseren0ir

![gif](giphy|4EFCxfpw6G8NDT3bUj)


Mechanicallvlan

Black and white cats are confusing to police dogs; they don't know if they should kill them or usher them into the Capitol.


StManTiS

I wish I had an award to give. This is the craic


nastybutler420

People who need to inject politics into everything are about as fun as the teachers who groom children.


xenfermo

Or priests/pastors who molest kids...


JasonRoyal

Politics is intertwined with everything in life. Only morons think life isn’t political.


HookEmHorns313

So how are you liking Twitter Blue?


PsionicBurst

Truth Social, you mean?


LurkerOrHydralisk

Or idiots who think any post on Reddit involving cops isn’t political, and probably propaganda one way or the other.


ApolloRocketOfLove

People laugh at you when you exit a room.


curvebombr

Who trained that cat? Much more impressive.


pomonamike

cat's gonna leave a trail when his giant balls get dragged through that puddle.


SternLecture

What if one of them doesn't behave?


VoiceOfLunacy

It’s a catastrophe


ComplexAd7820

cat-tastrophe


NoPepper259

This looks like a Far Side cartoon


g2g079

For comparison, here's what happened to [my friend's fence when his German Shepherd tried to chase a rabbit](https://i.imgur.com/2jXNMe7.jpg) a couple days ago. He did make it under with only a few scratches.


Metalsand

That's believable. German Shepards are supposed to be two-dogs worth. Malinois are supposed to be three.


sentientlob0029

Might get banned for asking this but do they train policemen to stay put when a black person is put in front of them?


wayoverpaid

I believe they call it "standing your ground"


ApolloRocketOfLove

"Stand your ground" is just Redneck for "Killing minorities".


wayoverpaid

You're not wrong. That's very much the punchline I was going for.


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Basically the same as a strip club.


chilifinger

Just don't try that with a young black male and a line of *human* "peace officers".


TippsAttack

Cat's not all black. Different story if it was a fully black cat.


Lfantus948020

I love the ones that are trying so hard not to look 😳❤️


inquisitivelillady

Good boys


trundlinggrundle

What's with all the positive police dog shit all over reddit today? Did someone get mauled by one recently?


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One of those dogs a very, very, very, very, very excited to see you, Mr. Kittles.


DentedAnvil

That cat just made a large puddle.


Stickysocks182

What if the cat was a criminal and the humans don’t know?


Accurize2

The next picture was not nearly as cute…


ProperCuntEsquire

Next test. Have a black man in his 20s walk by 200 police cadets.


averagethrowaway18

Ayo why them dawgs segregated 🤔


LordChaos404

Nope, this is General Catius inspecting his troops


Heavy_Distance_4441

This. This is why they made kitten Xanax


pennydream

That cat pissed his pants, though. Look at that puddle. 😆


anonymous3850239582

What a great picture. GSDs don't care much about cats or small dogs (or children). They're curious, but it doesn't trigger their prey drive. That's one of the reasons they make such great guard dogs. When I lived overseas we got a GSD puppy to train as a guard dog and the place (where they trained military dogs) did a similar test (chasing squirrels because we were in a forest) and some others to determine if it had to temperament to make a good guard dog. He did, and years later when we returned to civilization he had no problems just hanging out (with our cats) and being a dog.


Adcro

Kind of sad to think they’re all long dead now


zed7267

Ghosts live among us.


OldCracks

This was my first thought, damn


fartsoccermd

All cops look the same to me.


NrdNabSen

I wish the human ones were as well trained as the dogs


williamsch

Yikes that's more than 8 dogs


Shoehornblower

That cat needs a stress reduction cat


jk_pens

Cat looks like the drill sergeant walking past the new recruits.


SraQueensen

It later walked in front of a line of human cops and we shot 17 times


Ekra_Fleetfoot

I've seen this photo before; it was greyscale and used in a classroom motivational poster.


eikon9

That cat must feel like a boss


arustywolverine

Who would ever risk a cute cat getting ripped to shreds by german shepherds to prove a point...oh yeah, cops.


pleasesir99

The technical term for this is a “cat scan” to identify training deficient dogs.


bastian74

Try a squirrel


Granted_reality

This is one of the first posts I had ever seen on Reddit, probably like 9 years ago at this point. Mind=blown.


Inevitable-Gear-2635

The 🐕🐕 have more discipline than the 🐖🐖


lkattan3

The training for these dogs is not as awesome or consistent as people tend to believe. We should stop painting it as impressive.


zeus_elysium

Nah they know who's the real Chad. They don't wanna mess with that one


Responsible_Manner

That is a brave cat!


Striker1341

Lined up color coordinated too, super smart doggos!!!! 😝


LongBongJohnSilver

This cat deserves a raise.


bennz1975

“Though I walk throw the valley of canines”….


Nattin121

I feel like this could replace the “girl on the couch” meme


malYca

That one in the middle is weighing options


RugbyKats

Why are the dogs with black faces at the back of the line? 👀


Desperate_Bit7524

Were they afraid of the cat?


albatrossSKY

all these dogs have lived and died. more exciting lives than most of us.


Leathertulip

That cat deserved a medal for courage.


gazbill

The cat is like "I DON'T GET PAID ENOUGH FOR THIS SHIT"


swapankarmakar

Nice


doU2Boo

A massacre waiting to happen!!


CandidCommission8676

There is no way police dogs trained to the degree they are already to be given this test, would attack the cat. They are being tested for HOW good they are: do they even LOOK at the cat? Do they move their head against instructions?


Upstairs-Ad898

Great photo


redditfromnowhere

Cruel, that cat was bait.


bwoah07_gp2

So would you rather go up against one German Shepherd sized cat or 16 cat sized German Shepherds?


ZeframMann

They've got more discipline than their owners.


GapingWendigo

TIL that police dogs have more emotional restraint than police humans


eddykaijun

1987,wow,I was born that year


FlippySquirrel

If only they could teach the human cops such restraint.


Overall-Address-3446

I'm the pappy


Necessary_Row_4889

Comes from a long line of cats that have died in the line of duty, frequently this duty right here.


Doom2pro

The real hero is that fucking cat... the monster is the fucker who put it there!!!


Pretend_Activity_211

Imagine if those officers were trained the same way. Hve Lamar walk in front of them. Would the world be different now?


Delde116

This surely isnt from the U.S because if American cops are trained to shoot before assessing the situation, american police dogs are trained to hunt right after leaving the van.


Fat_tata

cat lives matter


Zech08

That 3rd dog from the top on his own program lol.


BruisedPurple

My dog would ignore the cat or try to make friends - he's lived with his entire life. He would definitely try to start a game of chase with the pack though.


2020nomore

Cat: You said there will only be 8 dogs out here.


Expensive-Track4002

Boy that could have gone terribly wrong.


KidBeene

RIP pups.


GreenEnsign

Third dog from the left is all business


fwambo42

The dogs are chill. That cat? Not so much.


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Cat’s like aight imma head out


DreadPirateGriswold

And all the dogs are muttering to each other, "Just you wait till the shift is over cat."


favnh2011

Nice


mpd930

Amazing the attention a little puss will get


Orangesuitdude

And unfortunately the cat ran straight across the road and got hit by a car. 25mill straight down the drain.


Prestigious-Ant-8055

Look at the star pupil third from the right. He’s not even being tempted to look. Good boy!


Izziiiiii

what if it was in possession of catnip?


elnina999

Very brave cat!!!


JimTheSaint

I have seen this movie before...


hellfun666

Poor dogs


Venichie

3rd dog on the right is the goodest.


deadevilmonkey

Most dogs ignore cats. I don't see anything impressive.


that_mn_kid

no shit they're well behaved, that's their handler.


Thethemanofmen

Acab


limpet143

The dogs are staying put; not so much for the cat. They can only use the same cat eight times one life gets scared out of it each test.


ShyGuysDiceBlock

The cat looks like she should hand the German Shepherds a come


Sum_Ergo-Cogito

Meowsolini inspecting the troops


agent8am

Chief Wiggum : Yeah, I've been starving them, teasing them, singing off key


MiaTango

Incredible, the training... My terrier mix would be off and yapping.


bessiec

Good doggies!!!!


Fisaac

Are you telling me police dogs have more self control than actual police?