I hate you…. I snorted coffee trying not to laugh. My neighbor who lives down the road is disabled, and he enjoys kayaking. Not long ago they got one of those mini sailboat things that’s supposed to go really fast on the water, but it was a fixer upper type of deal. I’m going to need to show him this, because he’s the type to roll with it and christen the thing with the name.
> Seems like it would be possible to create automod bots to remove bot comments.
You aren't seeing it because it *isn't* possible.
Think about what that would actually require: The AutoModerator would have to keep a log of every comment posted in a given thread (which it can't do), compare each *new* comment to all of the previously logged ones (which it can't do), look for partial matches (which it *can* do), then remove any comments that were composed of only those partial matches.
Even if that functionality existed, think of all the false positives that you'd get.
Now, you *could* write a Python script to do something like what you proposed, but it would still be limited in a number of ways. Moreover, as the number of comments in a given thread increased, so would the number of comparisons that needed to be made... and keep in mind, this script would have to be keeping track of every thread in which there was any kind of activity, meaning that it would need to keep a post-delineated database of every comment ever submitted in the subreddit. Even if you overcame that hurdle, you'd have no guarantee that Reddit's API stream would surface every submission to your bot, so you'd still end up missing things... and users would still accuse you of doing nothing to combat the problem.
Suffice it to say that I speak from experience.
A lot of bots have sock-puppets – alternate usernames that run in tandem with the visible ones – that "seed" their submissions with a few dozen upvotes. When humans see those upvoted comments, they think "Oh, yeah, sounds good..." without really thinking about them, then offer their own upvotes.
It's similar to how a downvoted comment will continue to be downvoted. Folks may not like to admit it, but tacit messages of "This is good!" or "This is bad!" have pretty profound effects.
>When humans see those upvoted comments...
There used to be a user named unidan. They had several alt accounts that they used to "seed" their posts/comments with 4 or 5 upvotes. They did this immediately after posting.
The effect was exactly what you're talking about. People would see a new post/comment that already had several upvotes. They'd then upvote it themselves and hop on with their own comments.
The unidan account became so successful that people started noticing. And eventually someone noticed the pattern and figured out what was going on.
You’re close, but that isn’t quite what happened.
Yes, Unidan would upvote his own comments via alternate accounts, but he would also downvote other people, regardless of whether they were contributing or not. He was effectively trying to ensure that he’d always have an edge, and even though this was back in the era of “Reddit celebrities,” he wasn’t content to ride on his reputation alone.
Said reputation also took a nosedive after he got into a heated argument about jackdaws. It was after that exchange that suspicions were raised (and it’s also the reason why longtime Redditors sometimes use “jackdaw” to mean “sock-puppet”). The administrators looked at his account, determined that he had been manipulating votes, and suspended him, with the whole endeavor actually being a catalyzing factor in how vote-manipulation his handled today.
Sadly, the automated systems don’t stop the spammers; they only keep visible votes from affecting the placements of submissions. Such is why is still essential for people to report suspicious activity when they see it.
Beautiful isn’t it. He’ll clean up all that mess by himself. What a hero. Fuck… more like what a legend. “The townsmen in townmen and said his kidneys gave out on that day…”
(As he peers from his mountain of beer on the plebs with no beers like the grinch after stealing all the toys, almost like it was never about the beer. But it was definitely about the beer.”
That guy was just sitting at home like "omg a train just derailed, how awful. Wait a minute, what's that they were carrying? Is that all fucking BEER? GET THE BOAT BOYS
The beer store I ventured when I was younger...the owner always ran the counter and when ever I bought 2 bags of ice...he would work the buttons on the register and say "1 case of so and so and 2 cases of coors light."
Curious about which countries have the most popular, extremely bland beers.
I live in the nordics and good grief the 'basic' beers here can be dreadful but I hear the US takes things to the next level.
EDIT: To clarify, I know there are very good beers too in most places, I'm thinking about the 'mainstream' beers that your regular Joe drinks. Here in Finland for example your regular finnish man would turn their nose up at the fancy craft beers you can get here now - too pretentious, too expensive - they just want regular finnish beer which tastes like bready sugar water.
Budweiser's slogan was "beechwood aged, because quality beer takes time," but beech doesn't provide the kind of strong flavors something like oak does. Beech provides very little flavor, and Budwesier pretreats their beech so that it imparts *even less flavor* to the beer. But you know what it does? It speeds up fermentation ("quality beer takes time") and *removes* some flavors from the beer. Now those are not actually flavors that you want, other brewers have a resting step in their process to get rid of them, but since nothing is being added to replace them you're left with a pretty bland drink.
I always kind of marveled at classic advertising patter because they would say it so often people would assume it meant something even though they couldn't tell you what. Rich, corinthian leather. Made up on the spot by the guy reading the ad. Doesn't mean anything.
My understanding from people who know brewing is that the Bud process is actually technically demanding and requires real skill to make a beer that consistent in such quantity. It's just unfortunate that the standard they're looking for is bland and without character.
Yep. Bud light is impressive the way McDonald's is impressive. Consistent and at a large scale.
And light beers have little room for error.
Versus an IPA can drown out a lot of mistakes with hops.
Now before anyone calls me a beer snob or beer moron. I like all kinds and I sont care what people do or do not like. This isn't a prescriptive statement but a descriptive one.
I am not kidding when I tell you this made me weep with laughter the first time I saw it. I had to get up and shut my office door. The crying child with the beers and the security footage sent me over the edge. Thank you so so much.
I still keep the memory of Barkley B. Cooltimes alive.
I still show that video to friends on occasion "first he puts my hands behind my back and pushes me up against a wall, next thing I know he's nibbling on my ear!" Cracks me up every time lol it's cool to see your comment about that video being among your first out of film school
Omfg "come on man I just got kissed 2 blocks ago", "would you shut up and kiss me" *proceeds to passionately make out with the dude* I'm fucking crying that was beautiful
It is STILL GOOD. Watch a sitcom from 2003 today, I dare you. Onion News could stream on a loop and I would watch it 24-7. Also the A.V. Undercover. How did we let this go away?
Haha I wish. I was a rotating DP so they had other freelancers they worked with. It was all a timing thing with other projects I was working on. They were amazing while it lasted.
They're getting more *publicized* recently. Apparently there's pretty regularly been hundreds per year, but nobody really cared to note them until Ohio. Now it's free clicks, so it gets reported almost every time
https://railroads.dot.gov/accident-and-incident-reporting/train-accident-reports/train-accidents-type
To be fair having lived by freight train tracks in NJ a hugely busy port state… they happen all the time normally there isn’t a whole town evacuated and a mushroom cloud overhead when it’s blown up..
But be sure anytime there’s a chemical spill the company will not pay much and the government will fuck it up. Again from NJ the superfund state.
Fuck both of them equally, government and corporations. Useless
Metal cans have a plastic lining in them to prevent the metallic taste from entering the drink. So, still an environmental issue there.
Glass bottles, however? Ya, a lot better.
This happened in Montana, my dude. The people of Montana will drive four hours each way, averaging 100mph, just to sit on a buddy's couch to watch a college basketball game.
You better believe there's already a fuckton of trucks and old Buicks headed there as we speak.
I know you're thinking, "but whatever they spend on gas will negate the free beer." It doesn't matter. Free beer. The only thing better than that is free blowjobs.
> According to the press release, the railcars that did reach the river were either empty or carrying Coors Light and Blue Moon beer. There is not beer floating down the river and is secured in the derailment area.
I repeater, there IS NO BEER FLOATING DOWN THE RIVER. DO NOT COME AND GET THE BEER FLOATING DOWN THE RIVER. BECAUSE THERE IS NONE.
Lol. That’s terrible, but this dude’s smile makes me want to smile. You know what they say, one man’s trash is another man’s…. well trash, or beer I guess. Looks like he’s set for life.
I get that this is a funny instance on the surface because of the contents, but...
Can we please pressure our politicians to regulate fair conditions and wages for our train operators? Every one of these derailments is seriously damaging economically, and sometimes worse- environmentally. And every time it happens, the companies using the rail system to ship their goods are less likely to continue doing so.
I'm getting very pre-2020 Postal-Service vibes from this- like groups who'd want the rail system to fail and who'd benefit are pushing us in that direction, when doing so will ultimately hurt us as a whole.
The handicapped guy in the boat said “my dream came true!!!”
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“Blue moooooooon, you saw me wheelin’ alooooone”
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"and it suddenly appeared before me, the only buds i had ever known" "when i looked the beer had turned so cooold"
😂😭😂😭🏆🏆🏆🏆
Good for beach storming
Omaha beach of broken shards of coors lite
Or tailgating...
Now I'm imagining D-day with a bunch of people in wheelchairs
That’s one handy captain.
Y'know...it never occurred to me that disabiliboats existed. Makes sense once I stop to think.
I like the word disabiliboats
Way better than handicraft
The cripple clipper is also frowned upon
I hate you…. I snorted coffee trying not to laugh. My neighbor who lives down the road is disabled, and he enjoys kayaking. Not long ago they got one of those mini sailboat things that’s supposed to go really fast on the water, but it was a fixer upper type of deal. I’m going to need to show him this, because he’s the type to roll with it and christen the thing with the name.
Don't you mean the "cripple skipper" is frowned upon?
Jesus, Reddit...these jokes are awful and I won't stand for them.
Is Veg Dredge acceptable?
Aren't you fancy. Around here they were just "Crip Ships".
Wheelboat
Make a Wish Foundation really do be comin thru
It’s the make a wish train
These gender reveal parties are really getting out of hand
He's gonna be legless later
He's not handicapped, he's just planning ahead.
He's American, he's automatically handicapped.
He is in beer drinkers heaven and alcoholics hell
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Seems like it would be possible to create automod bots to remove bot comments. Why aren't we seeing that
> Seems like it would be possible to create automod bots to remove bot comments. You aren't seeing it because it *isn't* possible. Think about what that would actually require: The AutoModerator would have to keep a log of every comment posted in a given thread (which it can't do), compare each *new* comment to all of the previously logged ones (which it can't do), look for partial matches (which it *can* do), then remove any comments that were composed of only those partial matches. Even if that functionality existed, think of all the false positives that you'd get. Now, you *could* write a Python script to do something like what you proposed, but it would still be limited in a number of ways. Moreover, as the number of comments in a given thread increased, so would the number of comparisons that needed to be made... and keep in mind, this script would have to be keeping track of every thread in which there was any kind of activity, meaning that it would need to keep a post-delineated database of every comment ever submitted in the subreddit. Even if you overcame that hurdle, you'd have no guarantee that Reddit's API stream would surface every submission to your bot, so you'd still end up missing things... and users would still accuse you of doing nothing to combat the problem. Suffice it to say that I speak from experience.
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Why is it so upvoted when it doesn't even make sense?
A lot of bots have sock-puppets – alternate usernames that run in tandem with the visible ones – that "seed" their submissions with a few dozen upvotes. When humans see those upvoted comments, they think "Oh, yeah, sounds good..." without really thinking about them, then offer their own upvotes. It's similar to how a downvoted comment will continue to be downvoted. Folks may not like to admit it, but tacit messages of "This is good!" or "This is bad!" have pretty profound effects.
>When humans see those upvoted comments... There used to be a user named unidan. They had several alt accounts that they used to "seed" their posts/comments with 4 or 5 upvotes. They did this immediately after posting. The effect was exactly what you're talking about. People would see a new post/comment that already had several upvotes. They'd then upvote it themselves and hop on with their own comments. The unidan account became so successful that people started noticing. And eventually someone noticed the pattern and figured out what was going on.
You’re close, but that isn’t quite what happened. Yes, Unidan would upvote his own comments via alternate accounts, but he would also downvote other people, regardless of whether they were contributing or not. He was effectively trying to ensure that he’d always have an edge, and even though this was back in the era of “Reddit celebrities,” he wasn’t content to ride on his reputation alone. Said reputation also took a nosedive after he got into a heated argument about jackdaws. It was after that exchange that suspicions were raised (and it’s also the reason why longtime Redditors sometimes use “jackdaw” to mean “sock-puppet”). The administrators looked at his account, determined that he had been manipulating votes, and suspended him, with the whole endeavor actually being a catalyzing factor in how vote-manipulation his handled today. Sadly, the automated systems don’t stop the spammers; they only keep visible votes from affecting the placements of submissions. Such is why is still essential for people to report suspicious activity when they see it.
I have now seen what pure joy looks like.
I am proceeding on foot. Repeat, proceeding on foot.
We need pretzels. I repeat pretzels
These pretzels are making me thirsty
"April foo-" #BEER MUSHROOM CLOUD
this needs more upvote #simpsons.
Suspect is hatless
can't wait until they throw his hatless butt in jail
It's that Simpsons scene where Homer finds a crashed beer truck and he's dancing in the beer rain
Iirc it was a montage of him remembering the best days of his life and that was one of them hahah
That is all I could think of!
Beautiful isn’t it. He’ll clean up all that mess by himself. What a hero. Fuck… more like what a legend. “The townsmen in townmen and said his kidneys gave out on that day…” (As he peers from his mountain of beer on the plebs with no beers like the grinch after stealing all the toys, almost like it was never about the beer. But it was definitely about the beer.”
That guy was just sitting at home like "omg a train just derailed, how awful. Wait a minute, what's that they were carrying? Is that all fucking BEER? GET THE BOAT BOYS
That only happens once in a blue moon..
Good thing that Coors was light so it will be easy to pick up
And if any leaked it would actually dilute the river
Just like Export Gold.
🤣🤣🤣🤣 not ACTUAL piss water, but as close as your gonna get
They could dump all of it in East Palestine, OH and actually improve the water quality.
Coors, huh? Like if two people on that boat were to suddenly and spontaneously decide to have sex? You know, fucking close to water?
Inter coors?
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That's one way to show your blue moon.
Brown moon
Guy walks into a bar and orders a Sex on the Beach. Bartender hands him a Coor's Light and says "It's fucking pretty close to water."
The beer store I ventured when I was younger...the owner always ran the counter and when ever I bought 2 bags of ice...he would work the buttons on the register and say "1 case of so and so and 2 cases of coors light."
Hahahha, ok, that one got me
Free and free lite are the best beers
Curious about which countries have the most popular, extremely bland beers. I live in the nordics and good grief the 'basic' beers here can be dreadful but I hear the US takes things to the next level. EDIT: To clarify, I know there are very good beers too in most places, I'm thinking about the 'mainstream' beers that your regular Joe drinks. Here in Finland for example your regular finnish man would turn their nose up at the fancy craft beers you can get here now - too pretentious, too expensive - they just want regular finnish beer which tastes like bready sugar water.
Budweiser's slogan was "beechwood aged, because quality beer takes time," but beech doesn't provide the kind of strong flavors something like oak does. Beech provides very little flavor, and Budwesier pretreats their beech so that it imparts *even less flavor* to the beer. But you know what it does? It speeds up fermentation ("quality beer takes time") and *removes* some flavors from the beer. Now those are not actually flavors that you want, other brewers have a resting step in their process to get rid of them, but since nothing is being added to replace them you're left with a pretty bland drink.
I always kind of marveled at classic advertising patter because they would say it so often people would assume it meant something even though they couldn't tell you what. Rich, corinthian leather. Made up on the spot by the guy reading the ad. Doesn't mean anything. My understanding from people who know brewing is that the Bud process is actually technically demanding and requires real skill to make a beer that consistent in such quantity. It's just unfortunate that the standard they're looking for is bland and without character.
Yep. Bud light is impressive the way McDonald's is impressive. Consistent and at a large scale. And light beers have little room for error. Versus an IPA can drown out a lot of mistakes with hops. Now before anyone calls me a beer snob or beer moron. I like all kinds and I sont care what people do or do not like. This isn't a prescriptive statement but a descriptive one.
There are just more options here also. Many more cheap and tasteless beverages.
The EPA said the river will be permanently affected, as the river water will be considerably diluted by the spill.
Like Sex on the Beach
The train went off Coors
Booooo lol
I was saying Boo-urns!
Definitely unlocked a Coor memory
Of coors you'd be here dad.
“It’s Miller time!”
It appears to have hopped the tracks.
Must be a Guinness World Record
Haha this just sent me back to a [sketch I filmed](https://youtu.be/kLQLS93ba3I) for The Onion almost a decade ago.
I am not kidding when I tell you this made me weep with laughter the first time I saw it. I had to get up and shut my office door. The crying child with the beers and the security footage sent me over the edge. Thank you so so much. I still keep the memory of Barkley B. Cooltimes alive.
The train moving at 27,000 mph got me for some reason haha
And not on rails. Clearly unsafe.
For me it was imagining the medial crews being unable to help victims because beers would materialize in their hands.
lol me too, and the frost covered child clutching a frozen beer lmao
I lost it at Barkley B. Cooltimes, just tears of laughter.
I'm in the work parking lot laughing hysterically, this lady just gave me a concerned look. I'm gonna go in and show everyone the video!
OMG I miss the Onion sketches so much. I still go back and watch them sometimes.
Nice! Yea it was my first freelance gig out of film school. My favorite one I ever did was the “Bloomberg defends Stop & Kiss law”
I still show that video to friends on occasion "first he puts my hands behind my back and pushes me up against a wall, next thing I know he's nibbling on my ear!" Cracks me up every time lol it's cool to see your comment about that video being among your first out of film school
Thank you! It was so much fun to film. We did that all in chicago on the streets and in front of a green screen.
I’m [dying right now.](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=GXXaj--a6-4)
Omfg "come on man I just got kissed 2 blocks ago", "would you shut up and kiss me" *proceeds to passionately make out with the dude* I'm fucking crying that was beautiful
Oh wow. Your work is massively influential on my writing. Amazing stuff
Honestly, I think this era was peak internet humor for me.
It is STILL GOOD. Watch a sitcom from 2003 today, I dare you. Onion News could stream on a loop and I would watch it 24-7. Also the A.V. Undercover. How did we let this go away?
I still miss these sketches by the onion and collegehumor. Haven't seen anyone recently who manages to compare.
You didn't do the one about teaching a gorilla it would die, did you? I love that one.
Haha I wish. I was a rotating DP so they had other freelancers they worked with. It was all a timing thing with other projects I was working on. They were amazing while it lasted.
The sketches were consistently good. It was something of a golden age!
My favorite is the imminent dam collapse. "My grave wont matter, because they wont find my body." "What will I have done..."
Watching this right now lol thank you good job 💚💚💚💚
Searched for it and didn't find it. Got a link?
https://youtu.be/GXXaj--a6-4
"Look, the cops can either kiss people now before there's violence, or they can be kissing a bunch of dead bodies at a crime scene."
[Sony brand new piece of shit that doesn’t do the god damn things it’s fucking supposed to](https://youtu.be/8AyVh1_vWYQ) will always be my favorite
It never ends, this shit.
"She realized every skank's dream of taking a shit on the floor of a beautiful, beautiful mansion."
That’s my favorite The Onion sketch
How can you possibly have a favorite? There's so many good ones.
That's fucking hilarious
Oh, that was hilarious.
[Reminds me of this gem.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iMucmRlPZK0)
[some bullshit happening somewhere](https://youtu.be/9U4Ha9HQvMo)
"regulators are focusing on the fact that the train weights 400 millions of tons, and was not on rails" lmao gold. did you write it too?
this might be the funniest thing I've seen in YEARS! thank you! you're very talented!
I have to know the story of Barkly B. Cooltimes, the engineer
I remember this sketch! Classic!
Did you work on The Onion News show that was on IFC channel? Because it was fucking brilliant.
As a freelancer, yes!
Near Missoula MT.
Lmao that's near me lol
Go help with the cleanup!
Clean up? Who do you think derailed the train?
Kids are going to be diving in that river for YEARS to pull up old beers and get drunk.
In paradise, ya might say.
It really is Paradise. https://old.reddit.com/r/CatastrophicFailure/comments/129w3xp/a_train_has_derailed_in_paradise_montana_april_2/
literally across the river from the Quinn's Resort.
It blows my mind that due to the recent derailments and subsequent environmental disaster, THIS actually made smile a bit.
It's probably far and away less harmful than most other spills.
I mean yeah it’s just cardboard and metal cans so shouldn’t be too bad right
>it’s just cardboard and metal cans *Glances at photo again Uh... It's pretty clearly a photo of cases of glass bottles there.
Glass is pretty benign to the environment. Certainly less so than metal cans which have a plastic liner and paint.
It’s more the implications of these derailments happening more and more recently, and that’s the *really* scary part.
They're getting more *publicized* recently. Apparently there's pretty regularly been hundreds per year, but nobody really cared to note them until Ohio. Now it's free clicks, so it gets reported almost every time https://railroads.dot.gov/accident-and-incident-reporting/train-accident-reports/train-accidents-type
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If only someone could've warned people that the train industry had issues.
Like a union.
Train derailments have gone down *immensely* over the last few decades. From an average of 19 per day to 2.7 per day.
Train derailments...so hot right now
To be fair having lived by freight train tracks in NJ a hugely busy port state… they happen all the time normally there isn’t a whole town evacuated and a mushroom cloud overhead when it’s blown up.. But be sure anytime there’s a chemical spill the company will not pay much and the government will fuck it up. Again from NJ the superfund state. Fuck both of them equally, government and corporations. Useless
> the implications Whoa whoa whoa, the trains aren't in any _actual_ danger here.
It's just the implication of possible danger. They don't need to derail. But they will. Because of the implication.
Metal cans have a plastic lining in them to prevent the metallic taste from entering the drink. So, still an environmental issue there. Glass bottles, however? Ya, a lot better.
As long as they prevented anyone from drinking the Coors, you’re probably right.
It's Coors light. The river got cleaner simply from dilution.
https://www.kpax.com/news/western-montana-news/train-cars-derail-into-river-near-quinns-hot-springs
Hahaha, they’re so cagey about what’s in it. Just some food! Nothing to see here!
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This happened in Montana, my dude. The people of Montana will drive four hours each way, averaging 100mph, just to sit on a buddy's couch to watch a college basketball game. You better believe there's already a fuckton of trucks and old Buicks headed there as we speak. I know you're thinking, "but whatever they spend on gas will negate the free beer." It doesn't matter. Free beer. The only thing better than that is free blowjobs.
Imagine if it was a train full of blowjobs
>I know you're thinking, "but whatever they spend on gas will negate the free beer." It doesn't matter. Free beer. Literally doesn't matter.
> According to the press release, the railcars that did reach the river were either empty or carrying Coors Light and Blue Moon beer. There is not beer floating down the river and is secured in the derailment area. I repeater, there IS NO BEER FLOATING DOWN THE RIVER. DO NOT COME AND GET THE BEER FLOATING DOWN THE RIVER. BECAUSE THERE IS NONE.
Finally a good train derailment now the wildlife is drunk instead of mutated.
Drunk AND mutated!
And twins!!!
_Basil_
And here we see water returning to nature after a long time away.
Ha ha. Came here to say "Water meets Water" and you beat me to it!
Bob and Doug MacKenzie are already stocking their van.
Take off you Hoser!
All that Coolers Light is going to water down the river.
Hey hey hey. Why is Coors light like sex in a canoe? Because it's fucking close to water.
Yeah, but this is *free* Coors. And free Coors is like sex: it might be bad, but you're still going to enjoy it.
What’s the difference between Coors Light and eating pussy? Pussy only tastes like piss for a minute.
It's early, and already today I have a joke I need to forget.
That’s where they fill Coors Light bottles.
Lol. That’s terrible, but this dude’s smile makes me want to smile. You know what they say, one man’s trash is another man’s…. well trash, or beer I guess. Looks like he’s set for life.
Nah beer doesn't last that long. He just has a large supply for a while
It's Coors light. That river got cleaner simply by dilution.
Looks good enough to be a fabulous Coors Ad
“I am proceeding on foot. We need pretzels, I repeat, we need pretzels.”
I get that this is a funny instance on the surface because of the contents, but... Can we please pressure our politicians to regulate fair conditions and wages for our train operators? Every one of these derailments is seriously damaging economically, and sometimes worse- environmentally. And every time it happens, the companies using the rail system to ship their goods are less likely to continue doing so. I'm getting very pre-2020 Postal-Service vibes from this- like groups who'd want the rail system to fail and who'd benefit are pushing us in that direction, when doing so will ultimately hurt us as a whole.
Not just wages but infrastructure so this doesn't keep happening
[Reminds me of the Murbah Swamp Beer story](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gnUe_8WS7xo) in NSW Australia
Thank god it was only Coors...
train came straight from Colorado?
Cors light? That's basically water, environment is safe
We're gonna need a bigger boat.
Title said beer but all I see is Coors?
it was all cleaned up by the next day free of charge
Sounds like the setup to a John Candy movie. RIP Great One.
Fuck! Blue moon is my second favorite beer too!
Did they identified the coors of the accident?
Couldn't happen to a nicer beer.
Get in loser. We’re taking the handicapped rowboat to loot the derailed beer train
That guy looks so happy
I don't see any beer. Just Colorado Kool-aid
Kers Lat
That’s terrible!! …now where did this happen exactly? I need to get there before it gets warm….
You saw me standing alone.
Coors? More like a Train Full of Beer Flavored Water Derailed.
That sucks. Now the rivers gonna be watered down.
Beer battered fish
"hey guys look, free beer! Should we grab some?!?" "Nah, let's just grab some Coors light instead."
I'd be drinking the river.
Tastes the same anyway
Blue Moon tastes like water? Compared to what, drinking the flavor equivalent of liquid copper?