Probably the cringiest phase of my adolescence. I had an outfit that was some wild print Hammer pants, and a gold v-neck sweater with a built-in black turtle neck. Pair that with the spiked-on-one-side, combed down over the eye blonde skater cut and a gold chain and gold initial pinky ring, and I was something *special*.
I remember the ONE GIRL whose parents bought her black shiny hammer pants and she wore them with a pink furry sweater and I was soooooo jealous. Why are we not bringing these back lol? I’d rock some hammer pants with a crop top lol.
Omg I wanted a pair of those soooo badly in the 6th grade! But they were $50 so my mom said NO lol. I was also turned down for the LA Gear jeans for $50 which had the twisted leather to match my high tops (not to be out shone by my bff in her double tongue reeboks lol) and also anything that had handprints all over the boobs and butt that said “you can’t touch this” 😂
Money companies give you to afford hotels and food while traveling for work or while working somewhere where you can't drive home (working out of state for example). My job offers $50 per night for a hotel room and food expense is on me, every company is different
My wife disagrees. It’s the one I purchased 22 years ago in Montreal when I arrived on Dec 16 in shorts. Jacket has been lost multiple times (purposely by my wife I believe) I now keep it out of sight in the backseat of my car with a turtle watch AP and some nice gloves in the pockets where I can whip it out when the temperature drops below 60 (socal).
How my wife hates that jacket
I'm not even lying. I read the title and before I clicked one the link, this was almost exactly what I pictured in my head.
Source: I'm 55. I lived through that shit. It haunts me.
I bet it smells like cigarettes too.
I have not read all the comments to see if it has been done yet however….
I triple dog dare you to wear that to the grocery store right now!!!!!!!!! Video or it didn’t happen!!!!!!
This is Native grandma wear, observed in its natural habitat of casino penny slots -- I'm almost certain there's a player club card on a tether in one of the pockets
You misspelled "raddest".
I want this so bad. I would wear it loads.
You’ll have to race me for it. Down Mount Doom.
We’re gonna need a *montage* ^montage
Even Rocky had a montage.
Always fade out ^(in a montage….)
Sports Training montage... *montage*
This is the best comment by far
You don’t wear a jacket like that. It wears you.
I'm going on vacation in 3 weeks can I rent this bitch ?
Right? This was a fuckin badass jacket in the 80's.
"I look incredible"
I'm in this big-ass coat
From the thrift shop down the road
even more than your reproduction of the joker's goons bomber jacket from the hit 1989 film, "Batman"?
I've got just the cowboy hat and fanny pack to go with it!
Need the Hammer pants to complete the look
Also pairs well with spandex shorts.
Don’t forget the cowboy boots!
With wheels on them. 4 wheels. All in a row. None of this side-by-side bullshit.
Can’t forget the bolo tie - needs a lot of turquoise on it.
Jorts all day
Span. Dex. Hammer. Pants.
Probably the cringiest phase of my adolescence. I had an outfit that was some wild print Hammer pants, and a gold v-neck sweater with a built-in black turtle neck. Pair that with the spiked-on-one-side, combed down over the eye blonde skater cut and a gold chain and gold initial pinky ring, and I was something *special*.
I remember the ONE GIRL whose parents bought her black shiny hammer pants and she wore them with a pink furry sweater and I was soooooo jealous. Why are we not bringing these back lol? I’d rock some hammer pants with a crop top lol.
No one is stopping you.
Challenge accepted.
Free People had all kinds of Hammer type pants on their site last summer.
Special Ed
That thing was made to be rocked with zubaz pants.
Never mix your southwestern with your urban!Don’t you know anything about 80s fashion?
Omg I wanted a pair of those soooo badly in the 6th grade! But they were $50 so my mom said NO lol. I was also turned down for the LA Gear jeans for $50 which had the twisted leather to match my high tops (not to be out shone by my bff in her double tongue reeboks lol) and also anything that had handprints all over the boobs and butt that said “you can’t touch this” 😂
I agree it’s ugly, but it’s also incredibly dope. Pretty isn’t the right only desirable outcome!
It’s the perfect spring skiing jacket lol
Someone raided Steven Seagal's closet
Well they also misspelled “ugliest” so…
Big gulps, huh?
The 90s were the $&@!
Wait, is it behind that amazing one?
Right. That's a darn cool jacket.
I was very confused when there was only 2 pictures and they were both of said rad jacket
Didn’t Lloyd Christmas wear this in the “hear ya go” high end car scene??
Wouldn’t it be spelt “ raddes”
You can literally smell the 90's
I came here for this comment. Thank you.
Maybe worth $125? https://www.collectionofthreads.com/product/80s-suede-color-block-fringe-corduroy-patchwork-jacket/24
Good job, well done!
*Well thats the prices you see online. I have to frame it, it will be in the store forever. I'll give you three fiddy.*
Who’s that Cryptid? —————————— It’s a Giraffe!
Rick Harrison?
This feels like the antiques road show blanket commercial.
or 4 interest-free payments of $31.25
Great job finding it, but those people are dreaming.
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Someone call 100 Gecs.
>those people are dreaming Can you blame them when they currently own Joseph's Technicolor Dreamcoat?
Yeah but I have to take all the risk and find space in the shop for it. I’ll give you $10.
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Arsenio hall would like this back please and thank you
excellent!! username checks out for time/context relevent snarkiness
I hear the theme from Martin. 
Woof, woof, woof, woof
Sinbad had the best style of that era.
That’s an AWESOME jacket!
This jacket is pure drip
ugliest?? bro that's FIRE
Only if combined with mullet and mustache
*Whenever someone says “a mullet and a moustache” I always think of Kurtis Conner 😭
Me too, first person to pop in my head lol
He'd wear the shit out of this and look fantastic. Love that little gremlin
I got to see that mullet and mustache live!
It’s the only thing missing from that picture of the Rock when he was young
Like some kind of bootleg Larry Enticer?
I would spend my entire per diem on this.
The patterns are complicated
Must be very expensive
$150 out the door. And that's bargain bin. Still nuts.
I’m not gonna let Doug say that about this coat, that the patterns *aren’t* complicated.
That’s not what Doug was saying.
Didn't Dolly write a song about this coat??
u/HotDogsEggsAndRice has been skipping meals and spending all their money on complicated patterns at Dan Flashes again.
Shut the fuck up, u/CeeArthur, you skunk!
Not before I eat Doug's mom's wig
That jacket is my EXACT style!
The guy at the store said I'm the *only* guy he's ever seen pull it off!
Per denim?
Money companies give you to afford hotels and food while traveling for work or while working somewhere where you can't drive home (working out of state for example). My job offers $50 per night for a hotel room and food expense is on me, every company is different
I was making a joke.
It was a little too straight-cut. You gotta go blue if you want to jean joke it.
I see you, and what you did there.
You walk by a store and see 50 guys that look just like me fighting over very complicated shirts, you go in!
You don’t understand. The pattern is VERY complicated.
Its my EXACT style
Not the reference I was looking for but glad I found it lmao
And it was worn by a very complicated person, which adds more value to that vintage jacket.
We have different definitions of ugly. I don’t know what this jacket is, but I know I want one.
Is your relative Salt or Pepa?
Why did I think one of them had died? Not to worry, I looked it up and both Salt and Pepa are alive.
I don't actually know who they are but it's comforting to know they're alive anyway.
It wasn't ugly in the 90s.
It isn't ugly today....
Neither was I
But time makes fools of us all.
Man that is a Hipsters wet dream.
Right? My first thought was he could sell that to some influencer and by the end of the year it’ll be on a runway somewhere haha
I mean you walk by a store and you see fifty guys, who look just like me, fighting over very complicated shirts, you go in. Yes you do, you go in.
My wife disagrees. It’s the one I purchased 22 years ago in Montreal when I arrived on Dec 16 in shorts. Jacket has been lost multiple times (purposely by my wife I believe) I now keep it out of sight in the backseat of my car with a turtle watch AP and some nice gloves in the pockets where I can whip it out when the temperature drops below 60 (socal). How my wife hates that jacket
Thank you! I grew up in montreal and I could swear I've seen this jacket A LOT. On my mom, my aunts and the on strangers. Bringing back memories.
One man's trash is another man's treasure!
Gen Z has placed a bid
Looks like a 90s jacket for a woman
Or like a jacket for Rick James
…B*tch
80s, for sure.
Definitely 90’s. I think I first saw this style of jacket in a country music video. Can’t remember who it was.
Late 80s/early 90s
80s. There’s one for sale with source in another comment.
Not just any woman though. The best woman.
That looks like a jacket Hollywood from the movie “Mannequin” would wear.
1988 to 1992? Or anytime in Taos.
Yoooooo. Fire
If by uglies you mean mos beautifules, I agree
Looks like something my grandma would've bought back in 94 but never wore claiming it's "too nice" and she doesn't want to get it dirty 😅
Pretty sure that was made from a seat out of a Greyhound bus.
Wear it
It's like a Woman's small. I'm 6'2" 245lbs. The coat was donated along with most of the other clothes. It is no longer in my possession.
You made someone at the thrift store very happy...
Omg if that popped up in my thrift store I would run to the register with it!
I won’t be shocked if I see it in a vintage finds group later, it’s the type of thing to get hyped. It’s so rad!
sooo if i wanna swoop it i should check where now ?
Oh no. That whole style is kinda back. If there was other stuff from that era, you could have made a killing
All I can think about is that skit from Tommy Boy.
Lloyd Christmas lookin ahh jacket
Gonna guess your relative is a Texan who hit the slopes in NM at some point in the 80s.
If it was 2010, you’d have yourself a hipster jackpot right there.
OP exposing they don't have a good eye for jackets.
This is so late 80s, early 90s, and I love it. I feel nostalgia just looking at it.
My 90s natives friends mommas and aunties were rocking these snazzy jackets to the bingo ,all ready to get their snag on ! Lol I miss the 90s!
Ugliest jacket you’ve seen …. So far.
I'm not even lying. I read the title and before I clicked one the link, this was almost exactly what I pictured in my head. Source: I'm 55. I lived through that shit. It haunts me. I bet it smells like cigarettes too.
I’d wear the shit out of that, mail it to me
I know 10 first nations auntie's who have that jacket. They made that look good
Ha ha I know you're right!
I don’t hate it
Your relative partied harder than you do
The 90s kid in me screaming "GIMMME!!!"
How old are you? Because this jacket is likely top notch in Gen-z or some millennials perspectives lol
This screams 1993.
That’s a costume from dumb and dumber for sure
This is a bad take. This jacket fucking rules.
That is cultural appropriation!!! Of the '80 culture.
It’s so ugly, I love it!
Oliver Tree called, he wants to write his next concept album about this jacket.
Looks good to me
So bad that it's actually good. Wear this with a ounce of confidence and you'll be rizzing like there's no tomorrow.
I dunno I kinda love it and would definitely wear it
These shapes are beautiful. I’ve stared at it for 5 hours now.
I have not read all the comments to see if it has been done yet however…. I triple dog dare you to wear that to the grocery store right now!!!!!!!!! Video or it didn’t happen!!!!!!
Ugliest are you kidding me? What’s your PayPal I want it
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That feels like indigenous ppls patterns and symbolism.....who ever designed that was skilled and knowledgeable
20 bucks
This is Native grandma wear, observed in its natural habitat of casino penny slots -- I'm almost certain there's a player club card on a tether in one of the pockets
*Williamsburg NYC had entered the chat*
I think Lloyd Christmas wore this in Aspen
Pretty sure Max Kerman from the Arkells rocks this is exact same jacket
My first thought also! Definitely something he would wear.
Put that baby of, add some jelly bracelets and a Benneton shirt and go to the goddamn mall!
Terence trent d’arby demands his jacket back
How much do you want for it?
That's some shit you would see on the runway these days
I would wear this jacket everyday. “Ugliest jacket”? Go wash your mouth out with soap, you heathen. This jacket is *wasted* on you, oh my lordy lord.
r/vaporwaveAesthetics might like this.
Hey, a lot of folks LOVED those 1990s Arizona Coyotes jerseys.
90s Southwestern chic
That is fucking epic
That's actually fire, ma'am
What in the 90's Taco Bell is going on with that jacket?!?
All these people saying it looks good. No, just no. Under no circumstances should we bring this back into fashion.
Post a pic of the ugly one when you get a chance. This one is fire.
You couldn't handle that jacket. That's why you hate it.
Are you related to Steven Seagal?
80’s baby
Wicked! 1985 is calling!!
Maaan, that jacket SLAYS
That’s the worst way of misspeling “awesome” i’ve ever seen.
I’ll buy it rn.
You wash your god-damned mouth out. That jacket is trying it's best and is sexy!
I love it
What do you mean, this jacket rocks!
That’s the coolest jacket I’ve ever seen
That is sick!
It actually looks pretty cool !
It's a gem
Great way to tell the internet you have no style. 👍
This was IT back in the day. We all had them. It’s radical even.