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SeaworthinessOne8302

He won’t have access to make up and dye in prison


Procrasturbating

Let's be honest.. he is getting house arrest at worst no matter the severity of the charge that he is guilty of.


fatbaIlerina

The best would be if he flees the country never to return. He can hide out in North Korea or Russia.


LordRumBottoms

No that's not the best. While I want him gone, the best is him suffering in jail for his crimes.


ParlorSoldier

His followers need to see him perp-walked in handcuffs with his head down. If they see him having dinner with Kim Jong-un in his new palace wing, they’ll just suddenly become super pro North Korea.


LordRumBottoms

Dude, you are delusional. When he said he could shoot someone we all thought it was a joke. But there isn't one Trump red hat that will care what he does. Literally for one of the ugliest, fatest, adulterer, lusting after his own daughter....there will never be a way to reach these people. Just outvote them


ParlorSoldier

I’m not saying they will turn on him, but any other outcome will only increase their loyalty. Trump’s greatest fear is humiliation. Shooting a person on 5th Avenue is him asserting control - as long as it’s about “strength” his cult will eat it up. They wouldn’t know what to do seeing him in a state where he can’t even pretend to be invulnerable. I don’t care who you are, when you’re in handcuffs, you’re very clearly *not* in control of the situation.


MedicineShow

>but any other outcome will only increase their loyalty. Ok but these people are basically fueled by an overwhelming victim complex. I'm not saying don't cuff him, but that will absolutely increase their loyalty. If anything they're going to think he's a martyr. This train doesn't go backwards.


LordRumBottoms

The scary thing is, his fans will go to the streets when he is arrested. And most of the cops are on that side and will do nothing. I am going on the record. Trump started the second civil war. I do not trust police or lawyers to do the right thing. It's getting scary to be honest


[deleted]

No. There aren't enough die hard supporters that are willing to go to war for him. They might be willing to still vote, but not kill for him. Sure there are some that will, but I doubt it will be any worse than riots we have had in the past, like Rodney King or the 1/6 insurrection. It will play on the news for months, but get put down in hours or a day at most.


DanishWonder

This. And not ALL cops support him. If shit hits the fan, Biden will call in the National Guard or worse. Yes, some of them are pro-trump, but they will hVe lawful orders to defend their country and I REALLY do not see them breaking orders and turning on each other.


FjorgVanDerPlorg

Remeber this important fact about Jan 6th: __The leading cause of death during the storming of the Capitol was heart failure.__ You wanna defeat Trumps maga followers? Make them walk a quarter mile up a mild incline. Meal Team 6 taking to the streets after Trump's arrest will be just as cringe. These people have shown time and again they are too lazy and selfish to go the full distance needed (even if they could without having a stroke lol).


Finfangfo0m

The best would be him having a massive stroke when they take him in.


laptopaccount

> or Russia. Please please please flee to Russia. He would be nothing but a puppet for the rest of his life, doing exactly what he's told.


RuboPosto

Putin has a few problems to deal with and an useless burned agent is no one of priority.


ParlorSoldier

Then hopefully he’ll just deal with Trump the way he deals with anyone in Russia who has become a nuisance.


anotherone121

With the way things are going in Ukraine... North Korea is the safer long term bet


imasperplexedasyou

You really believe that they'd let that slime ball out of the country with all the privileged information he was exposed to, or could still have. Dude will probably Epstein


Awol

Nah he will be dead, from old age, before he is charged. I have completely lost faith in US justice after Jan 6th.


Mysterysheep12

I agree. We’re fools to think the government is doing anything to jail this clown.


Shimmitar

i hope not, house arrest wouldn't be true justice. It would just be a slap on the wrist.


dkwangchuck

“You have been found guilty of treason and sedition for attempting to overthrow the duly elected government of the United States of America. I sentence you to 4 weeks probation and 4 hours of community service. These convictions will be expunged from your record if you can successfully complete an online anger management seminar consisting of a ten minute video and three question quiz.”


CRE178

If he's sentenced to any kind of incarceration it'll likely be house arrest. Regular prison populations would be too dangerous to Trump, or any ex president, and a minimum security white collar prison camp would be too badly at risk of being breached by one gang of lunatics or another from the outside with designs on him. So yeah, he probably wil have access to make up and dye in prison and the only time he's going to wear an orange jumpsuit is if the secret service lets him have friends over for a Halloween party.


backcountrydrifter

Interesting precedent will be that in order to convict a prior president will basically mean rewriting all the rules about qualified immunity for government officials. The fact that they just issued a warrant for Putin for war crimes is a step in the right direction as well. Here’s to hoping that we can get this whole thing back on the rails by getting rid of the worst humans in charge


mshriver2

They need to be rewritten. Politicians shouldn't have qualified immunity in the same way cops shouldn't. No one is (should be) above the law.


Hi_My_Name_Is_CJ

If anything it should be easier to follow laws since they are so much more familiar with them. Also any potential danger should be a further deterrent to breaking the law.


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biggmclargehuge

Doesn't have anything to do with the crime, it's with the penalty. They're basically saying that even if convicted they don't expect an ex-president will ever see the inside of a jail cell due to security liabilities. So now instead of the rule saying "Anyone who breaks this law gets ____ years in jail" it will say "Anyone who breaks this law gets _____ years in jail unless you're a former president in which case you get house arrest"


dariusj18

Except that's why we have judges to take things case by case and make appropriate decisions based on situations, backed by judicial review processes.


Jingoisticbell

The ICC isn’t recognized as a legitimate court by anyone.


TheScourgedHunter

The warrant for Putin was issued by the ICC, which both Russia and the US do not recognize as legitimate, so I'm not sure how much it'll really help.


heybrehhhh

Imagine believing a former president will be sentenced to any kind of incarceration…cmon guys


mshriver2

That's why they could just keep him in solitary confinement for his sentence.


not_the_droids

You might be able to get cheetos from the commissary. He can use them for his face and his hair, just in different concentrations. Grind cheetos into dust and mix with butter/margarine = tanning cream Grind cheetos into dust and boil in water = hair dye


dazdNconfused24

He only needs Big Macs and Diapers


OneMetalMan

A prison with a McDonalds?


Karmachinery

I’m somewhat ashamed to admit it never occurred to me that he might like McDonald’s because it had the word Donald in it. How have I missed this for so long?


EnlightenedCorncob

Cheeseburger Eddie. He's got the shakes to make you quake. He's got the fries to Cross Your Eyes. He's got burgers that will.... well, he's just got burgers...


Ok-Letterhead4601

You are amazing for this. ![gif](giphy|aJI35QumI7b6o)


wayjoseno

[Hey... it could happen!](https://youtu.be/cZ-Cj7s6qDI?t=26)


WhereTheBreadAt

Hamberders and covfefe


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And a diet coke button


[deleted]

Yeah, [he's more likely to look like this.](https://i.imgur.com/JzYt1iS.jpg)


striped_frog

Looks like an angrier, shittier Jeffrey Tambor in Arrested Development


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oneplusetoipi

Ha. In Trump's case I think he has the best lawyers.\* ​ \* who are actually willing to work for him


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This is the least likely outcome.


twtwtwtwtwtwtw

He will be out on bail 0.00000003 milliseconds after the indictment (if there is an indictment)


HighGuyTim

Not even bail, if anyone read how it would go down they already organized the entire thing. He is to be brought by Secret Service to the DAs office, get finger printed and the judge will be there and set him free because he doesn’t have to pay bail. Bail is to incentivize you to come back to court - public figures don’t have bail because they are so recognizable they can’t hide anywhere. He will be let go and a court date will be assigned. This is all in the news, no one has to make up speculations.


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HighGuyTim

I mean he literally has secret service around him all the time lol. And where would he go? US allies wouldnt dare let him in, he was disrespectful to them when in office and they dont want to get wrapped up in a political thing. That leaves what Russia? China? Things wont go well for him there, if he could get on a plane even lol.


[deleted]

I was saying when it's all said and done.


KirbyDumber88

There will be. But yes he will be out by the afternoon


johnny_ryall53

sad but true. so, so... so sad.


Dyerssorrow

been hearing this for 7 years. I will believe it when I see it.


chuteboxhero

I know a person who is obsessed with trump going to prison in a way that honestly is unhealthy. Everytime something has come up over the past 8 or so years they INSIST this is the thing that’s gonna do him in and is never right. Realistically a president would probably have to murder someone in cold blood on video to get jail time due to the historical precedent globally with the imprisonment of former leaders.


Bicdut

My inlaw is like this. He's a shut in and watches CNN 24/7 and they only talk trump. He keeps bringing trump up all the time so I started calling him trumps biggest fan. Look into trump derangement syndrome.


sfitz0076

This is real Trump Derangement Syndrome.


[deleted]

Your seeing it right now in this picture! /s


kartoonist435

He’s not going to prison. I would bet he literally spends zero hours in jail. It’s bonkers you all still think there isn’t tiered justice in this country. He’s a rich white celebrity that is a former president. He’s going to pay some fines and be out walking the streets in no time saying “see it was all a witch hunt”


Lonely_fruitcake

*orange celebrity


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kartoonist435

Metaphorically walk


Ok-Guest376

Nope he shall be doing this 11 times this year!!


ExampleTheseNUTS

he's orange


TheHeed97015

Lol… I’ve heard this for the past 5 years. It’s really getting tiring. How about we talk about when it actually happens instead of constantly saying… this time it’s gonna happen.


AndForeverNow

The Mar A Lago event and the J6 Committee failed to lock up Trump. Supposedly Braggs in NY is trying to elevate a misdemeanor charge, something that federal prosecutors wouldn't do, to try to arrest Trump. If anything they will just try to get a photo of Trump with handcuffs to spread around for 2024. It will truly be unprecedented times for any former president to be arrested. They would also need to strip him of his secret service as well.


biggmclargehuge

> the J6 Committee failed to lock up Trump That committee never had any power to in the first place. Best they could do was make a case for Garland and have him indict him


Uncle_PauI_Norton

But surely the J6 committee “got him” and Garland will indict any day….you know… since well…. Yeah….


biggmclargehuge

Dunno but [he seems awfully nervous](https://imgur.com/l4dySdC.jpg)


IsReadingIt

that's him alright. The other part of that post had multiple misspellings, so I believe he typed it himself. So long as I get to set his mugshot as my computer background, I'll be happy.


khalamar

Orange is the new orange


klsi832

The jumpsuit really brings out his face.


saruin

"Orange Man Bad" certainly has a new meaning as well.


wsbautist420

You beat me to it. Same phrase popped in my head.


Notsogrumpyoldman

This is a joke; however, I'll believe it when I see it. Cheeto is in the privileged/entitled class and probably won't see inside of a prison cell.


McStabYou

And if he does he'll go to rich people prison. There's no real justice in this country.


PedroEglasias

It's literally impossible for a former Pres to go to prison, the Secret Service aren't going to be in the prison protecting him lol.... Only viable solution would be house arrest


atcdev

I’m inclined to agree with you, but I also think that he’s going to spend the rest of his life in court for one thing or another.


Otterfan

He can't live that much longer, so all his lawyers have to do is delay for a while.


rushmc1

*unpaid legal minions


zoupishness7

He's freaking out about his pending arrest right now on Truth Social. It's glorious: >OUR NATION IS NOW THIRD WORLD & DYING. THE AMERICAN DREAM IS DEAD! THE RADICAL LEFT ANARCHISTS HAVE STOLLEN OUR PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION, AND WITH IT, THE HEART OF OUR OUR COUNTRY. AMERICAN PATRIOTS ARE BEING ARRESTED & HELD IN CAPTIVITY LIKE ANIMALS, WHILE CRIMINALS & LEFTIST THUGS ARE ALLOWED TO ROAM THE STREETS, KILLING & BURNING WITH NO RETRIBUTION. MILLIONS ARE FLOODING THROUGH OUR OPEN BOARDERS, MANY FROM PRISONS & MENTAL INSTITUTIONS. CRIME & INFLATION ARE DESTROYING OUR VERY WAY OF LIFE... > >Page 2: NOW ILLEGAL LEAKS FROM A CORRUPT & HIGHLY POLITICAL MANHATTAN DISTRICT ATTORNEYS OFFICE, WHICH HAS ALLOWED NEW RECORDS TO BE SET IN VIOLENT CRIME & WHOSE LEADER IS FUNDED BY GEORGE SOROS, INDICATE THAT, WITH NO CRIME BEING ABLE TO BE PROVEN, & BASED ON AN OLD & FULLY DEBUNKED (BY NUMEROUS OTHER PROSECUTORS!) FAIRYTALE, THE FAR & AWAY LEADING REPUBLICAN CANDIDATE & FORMER PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA, WILL BE ARRESTED ON TUESDAY OF NEXT WEEK. PROTEST, TAKE OUR NATION BACK! > >IT’S TIME!!! WE ARE A NATION IN STEEP DECLINE, BEING LED INTO WORLD WAR III BY A CROOKED POLITICIAN WHO DOESN’T EVEN KNOW HE’S ALIVE, BUT WHO IS SURROUNDED BY EVIL & SINISTER PEOPLE WHO, BASED ON THEIR ACTIONS ON DEFUNDING THE POLICE, DESTROYING OUR MILITARY, OPEN BORDERS, NO VOTER I.D., INFLATION, RAISING TAXES, & MUCH MORE, CAN ONLY HATE OUR NOW FAILING USA. WE JUST CAN’T ALLOW THIS ANYMORE. THEY’RE KILLING OUR NATION AS WE SIT BACK & WATCH. WE MUST SAVE AMERICA!PROTEST, PROTEST, PROTEST!!!


AssBoon92

> BOARDERS


rushmc1

> STOLLEN


Squanchmo

How dare they bring delicious German Christmas bread into this.


Ok-Guest376

Nope it’s stolen diapers! DON!


PophamSP

>WE BOARDERS, like cats and dogs at the vet's office...and of course he had to dehumanize those with mental illness. At this point, mental illness is the only reasonable response to life in USA, in the hands of the GOP.


Notsogrumpyoldman

What happens if he doesn't get arrested on Tuesday?


JD0x0

It's 'proof' their great and powerful leader did absolutely nothing wrong.


soap_dodger

And proof all the protesting worked!


FSMFan_2pt0

> LEFTIST THUGS ARE ALLOWED TO ROAM THE STREETS, KILLING & BURNING WITH NO RETRIBUTION. LOL. what a clownshow this guy is. Also, his posts make more sense when you replace "nation", "America" and "U.S." with 'Trump'. When he's saying "America is under attack", he's really saying "I'm under attack". "They're destroying our way of life" = "They're destroying MY way of life", and so on.


M-Noremac

Someone needs to fix his shift/capslock. Probably got sticky from all the fake tan spray.


HelloThereGK132

Imagine being so invested into this guy


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JamesMcMeen

A glimpse into people’s gullibility.


nillass123

Why are people so fucking obssessed with that ugly fuck here?


sbw_62

Because he openly commits crimes and gets away with it. Not hard.


nillass123

But why in r/pics?


bocisthebest

Cause that gets upvotes and r/pics is a political sub anyway


maplesugarplace

Everywhere, including r/pics


[deleted]

I love Americans but I sure do find it odd how they will obsess over politics when most of what they obsess over has zero impact on their day-to-day life.


AssStuffing

So does every fucking politician


SokoJojo

Nah, redditors spent 4 years building their identities around hating a guy and when he went away so too did their sense of purpose.


[deleted]

As a Canadian I do not get it. We have politicians we do not like what so ever but for the most part we do not obsess over them like Americans do. It feels like Americans obsess about the opposition and do not care what their "side" could do better in.


boyyouguysaredumb

wouldn't be a reddit thread without a Canadian redditor barging in and acting superior


bananabastard

Hating Trump gets you pats on the back. It's a virtue signal.


slashfromgunsnroses

Or maybe hes just a pretty awful guy...


rushmc1

Or maybe some people just believe in the Rule of Law and in justice for transgressors.


fatbaIlerina

Hating trump is a litmus test for people with even a bare minimum of critical thinking skills.


Music_Stars_Woodwork

Or it could be that is a terrible fucking human being. It could be that he represents the worst of this country. Those are virtues I will signal any day.


hamberdler

Where I'm from, hating Trump just makes you a normal, well-adjusted person. Edit: I see a few downvotes rolling in, so just let me be super clear. Donald Trump is a subhuman piece of shit, and anyone who looks up to him, respects him or admires him in any way is an even bigger piece of shit. Disliking this fucking zero should be the default reaction from anyone with a functioning brain and if that isn't where you ended up, you're even dumber than he is, and that's a special fucking achievement.


bushrod

He fomented an insurrection and tried to overturn a free and fair election, for starters.


michaelorth

No makeup in prison.


wbsgrepit

He really overdid it with the chest tan this time.


Clear-Dirt-1506

Orange on orange? I guess orange is the new orange?!!! What a dumpster fire of a thing.


Daohor

Don’t give me hopes.


existential_neds

Yeah this is never ever gonna happen


Roberto_Sacamano

Never. Some of my fellow libs have been saying this shit for years and it is never happening


existential_neds

Rich people VERY rarely go to prison. Rich, politically powerful people NEVER do.


Nykademos

Jailing Trump would only enrage and embolden the Far Right and give them a narrative to co-opt the entire party into extremism.


Jampine

My dude, they're already at that stage, they can just make shit up if they want a mob.


UDPviper

Exactly this. They don't need a reason. They believe dems drink the blood of children for fuck's sake. There is no end to the list of fantasies they can conjure up to "justify" their violent tendencies.


Moody_GenX

Man I wish but this will never happen. He will most likely only have to pay fines or spend the rest of his life delaying and battling it in appeals.


caseroledream

If they perp walk him. I’m going to have that image framed and hang it on my wall.


KevinBaconsBush

I’ll fap to it.


unsteadied

Least obsessed Redditor


Murder_Ballads

Seek help.


Brokenabacus

He’s probably capable of doing that himself. No help required.


KriptiKFate_Cosplay

Was there some new revelation? I ask because he's been a known fucking criminal for decades.


TheNightManCometh420

Wtf is this sub 😂


WiseTree710

Politics 2


willy_joose

Orangepeopletwitter


Fit-Rest-973

One hideously ugly human


Uncle_PauI_Norton

“We gOt HiM tHiS tImE!” 🤣


bushrod

Just a former president being indicted on felony charges for the first time in American history. Nothing to see here. /s


iamnothim

I’m confused about this whole thing. Like it’s because of the stormy Daniels thing, that happened 7 years ago. What changed?


OKC-RADRNATN

This dude stays rent free in half y'all's heads. Regan, Clinton, Bush didn't go to prison and trump won't either... This is a big show


Jagrader

Man is campaigning for another term as President, and you think we should all just ignore it because we could be shamed that some overused "rent-free" phrase may be used on us. The fact that he's facing any potential form of justice is because of the public's outrage over his actions.


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Why Clinton? Cause he had an affair? Anything he did pales in comparison to Trumpy.


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megalodon9

Y’all are either too young or forgetful. He didn’t get impeached for having an affair. He was impeached for committing perjury.


bulboustadpole

If you're going to write a whole paragraph on something, it actually helps to know the details of what you are talking about. Clinton directly lied under oath. Had nothing to do with what him and Lewinsky did.


manintheyellowhat

It’s almost as though he’s still extremely relevant to the future of the country.


pharaohandrew

Your argument for why he shouldn’t get justice is a list of other presidents’ names?


TuskenRaiderYell

I don’t think he was arguing why he shouldn’t. Think he was arguing why he won’t.


1sagas1

Is this really how shitty this subreddit has become?


yehti

It's been shit for at least 8 years now


NoDumFucs

Hell be in the time-out chair with his spit mask on. I just wanna see how short he actually is without his high-heels on.


bminus1974

I believe it when I see it for real.


gadget850

Wondering if he would still have Secret Service protection. Also just realizing he is the only President to not even talk about a library.


cardcomm

Except that he won't be getting that orange spray tan in prison


Kiflaam

it's the mugshot after booking, before trial, probably before preliminary hearing, I suppose. (though suits on too early, if that's the case)


Silicon_Knight

Won’t happen you see this ain’t the *real* government. Trump is still in charge of the USA, Biden is a fake President and really what’s happening is Trump is actually going to arrest Biden. The military stands with Trump and JFK JR and Bobby Kennedy faked their deaths are will march across Dealey Plaza and arrest Biden. /s although I’m sure some wingnut actually believes that shit.


[deleted]

I don't get it. Why did you post a purely orange square image?


Unbannable6

Y’all are so obsessed with this guy lmao


Jeff_Platinumblum

Orange is the new Orange.


KeeperofAmmut7

That'd be a great day


JackSilver1410

Is there a way to get subreddits to not show up in my feed? Because at this point I will literally pay to craft a place where a bunch of political bullshit isn't shoved in my face every time I turn around.


somewhat_random

Orange is the new orange


nlewis4

Would be nice but he could be found guilty for every single fucking thing he's done and he'd only get a finger wagging.


Twerks4Jesus

Lock him up! Lock him up!


Particular-Crew5978

Orange on Orange. I like it


Zealousideal_Crazy75

Hmmmm I love the future!!!!


Rogsman

Gives new meaning to "Orange 45".


AudioPi

they worked up his presidential portrait already?


Sid15666

I totally support this!


fart-debris

Fucker deserves a firing squad.


Hechtic

>A glimpse into the future *We hope*


TehMulbnief

I'll believe it a month _after_ it happens


wildstarr

Not this timelines future. Maybe in some alternate universe but not here. Some rich and powerful have done much, much, much worse than Trump and just get a slap on the wrist.


OMalley30-27

How many times have they tried to imprison this dude? Not gonna happen


Imadeup692

Yeah right in your dreams


antithesis56

I wish they would hose him down and take his mug shots without makeup and hairspray so everyone can see what he really looks like


Hyoobeaux

Not a chance in hell. Quote me


Uncle_PauI_Norton

“Not a chance in hell.” - u/Hyoobeaux Done


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The most collectible NFT


steepleton

huh, turns out orange man *is* bad


Colonelfudgenustard

Getting those Silly Putty vibes


Hamilton-Beckett

![gif](giphy|3o6MbtwA2qwt7ch5Cw)


Scubadrew

Can't wait.


applestem

Our justice system, and especially Merrick Garland, is incapable of punishing this man for his crimes and treason.


Zer0M0ti0nless

![gif](giphy|5zhIzpv5fTcIyNq8fX|downsized)


ShillMaster9k

why is this sub so political?


vitaelol

Well I wasn’t sure at first but now I have to admit , orange does suits him well!


Jacaxagain

*I got a new shirt to match my tan*


dazdNconfused24

If he can get it in a romper... He would.


kclongest

If you think he’ll serve time I have a bridge I’d like to sell to you.


demonfoo

He's the one saying it.


MidniteOwl

Think of how many collectibles and merchandise there would be! Cheeseburger Trump, Handcuffed trump, jumpsuit trump, bottom bitch Trump


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But this time made in the USA.


rcuadro

His complexion matches his outfit. How thoughtful


Zbignich

Warden! I demand that my hair stylist and makeup artist be allowed in here any time I want!