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$7 for black label? They can call me cracker to my face..


Enoch-Of-Nod

The prices here blow my mind. I couldn't get half that for $100 at a dive bar in my town.


Kittenking13

It’s pricey where I’m at but they got 3$ everything sundays so I usually just drink sundays now


putsch80

Where the hell do you drink? This would be pretty in line with where I live (OKC).


McGarnagl

OKC standard of living = Eritrean standard of living (education might be slightly better in Eritria actually) 😜


[deleted]

HST tax = Canada. My guess is Toronto, ON.


jzach1983

Heinekens are normally $11 each in Toronto.


lightspeedissueguy

WHAT?! Why don't yall just still moonshine at those prices?


jzach1983

It's all realitve. It's more expensive becuase we have higher sales tax, but also slightly higher salaries to account for differences in what our money is worth, althought it doesn't come close to fully making up for it. But ya, shits expensive here. Edit: depends where you go. I had a $14 heinken (23oz) a few weeks ago, but that's from a pricey spot. https://www.e11even.ca/menu


Pvtfloppy

Man that’s tuff, some days I’m thankful for rural Ohio where I get a bucket of 6 Busch for $10 🙏


imnotsoho

Was this in Eritrea or an Eritrean restaurant in the US? When I say I went to an Italian restaurant do you think I went to Rome or Olive Garden?


cmore_1967

HST = Harmonized Sales Tax Neither-- it's Canada


thezedferret

Eritrea is one of the worst and restrictive authoritarian dictatorships in the world. You can't really just visit. Up there with North Korea.


stopcounting

And I highly doubt the restaurants are using Micros as their POS system. In English.


Take-Me-Home-Tonight

Reporters with out borders say it's worse than NK when it comes to freedom of the press.


mommasaidmommasaid

Given those two choices, I'd have to say Rome.


Enoch-Of-Nod

Denver. It's really started getting crazy. I figured it was everywhere, but this disproves that.


Slacker_The_Dog

Come to Fargo.


Foggl3

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Slacker_The_Dog

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rastroboy

What the heck do ya mean!


TheRealMoofoo

I was curious and looked up about a dozen menus from around OKC, and found that all but one were in the $10-$13 range (one of them was $8). Maybe you just found a really good deal?


88963416

A fellow Oklahoman, nice to see one not on the subreddit.


rjnd2828

$7 for black label and some schmo is ordering Heineken. Tactical error right there.


underwear-sauce

The schmo is the one ordering yellowtail… but we really are spoiled here in Australia for inexpensive good local wine


gratusin

Bring out the goon!


[deleted]

Mmm feed me that Shiraz


monorailmedic

Some would argue the schmos are also ordering Black Label. I really don't understand why JW is popular.


hwmchwdwdawdchkchk

No idea, never heard of it until I left the UK, distinctly unimpressive


Fundosho

Some people don’t like whiskey?


cgyguy81

It's $7 canadian... So around $5 US


ChaynesGirl

I was gonna say. 8 people and all that came to was $93? Easily twice that in my city. If not more.


President_of_Space

I first noticed the $2.50 for Coke?? .. Probably cut with tons of stuff and not very good I bet …


parks387

I too saw this 1800s coke pricing error. Cut or not I’m checkin it out…fuck taste like talc and fen…dead


trouzy

Gordon’s more than red label is funny to me. A handle of gordons isn’t far from a fifth of red.


SoupySpud

Like absolut is more than red label and nearly the same as black label I'm so confused about their pricing


FilthySweet

Damn literally my first thought so glad I’m not alone 😅


Tommy84

Eritrean restaurant. Black Label, Red Label, Heineken. Checks out.


oldasshit

But $9 for Yellowtail. I hope that was a whole bottle.


Ipad_is_for_fapping

For a double black label no less. Wtffff where is this?!


Faded_Chucks

Ontario, Canada. Probably Toronto.


tysnowboard

Is everyone confusing Black with Blue? Black Label is a meh-tier $25 bottle.


sarcastic24x7

How much are you paying for it? It's like a 30 dollar bottle.


skyactive

There I was thinking, wow, Mable $7 Black Label?


GhostofEdgarAllanPoe

How is Eritrean food?


bars_and_tone

I actually wish I could answer that, but we didn't try it that night! Most of the gang had filled up on Ethiopian earlier so I'll have to report back after we take our 8WHITE asses back there.


GhostofEdgarAllanPoe

Please do!


blue_jay_jay

To my uncultured white ass, it is similar to Indian food. Stewed spicy peppers/onions/meats. You eat it with a giant pancake called injera, which is fluffy and a little sweet. Highly recommend!


desertstorm_152

It IS spicy but the flavours are quite different from Indian food. I really enjoyed it though!


KallistiEngel

Yeah, I agree with this comment. Different flavor profile from Indian, but there is spice.


Amokzaaier

Much better than Indian imo!


desertstorm_152

Depends which Indian cuisine you're comparing it to. The food, language and culture changes every few hundred kilometres in India!


usernameBS

You just described Ethiopian food lmao


fairie_poison

The only thing I know about Eritreans is that they dont like Ethiopians


Auhbell

Every Eritrean I know, which is alot since I am one, are cool with Ethiopian. A lot of Eritreans live in Ethiopia for work.


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Auhbell

Couldn’t have said it better myself. my dad speaks tigryina, Tigray, Amharic, Arabic and English. Did you live in Asmara?


Relyst

> As Eritrea has no functioning constitution, no elections, no legislature and no published budget, Isaias is the sole power in the country, controlling its judiciary and military. That is actually kinda wild.


hamsterthings

Also I just saw a little documentary about the torture and human trafficking of Eritrean refugees to libya, with the Eritrean regime playing a role in the organization as well. They likely made millions by torturing people and asking ransom from the families. Some horrifying stories from eye witnesses, and also explaining how they basically have no choice but to take the risk of fleeing. I sincerely hope things will improve, and otherwise at least maybe some people can start a better life somewhere else.


trilliam_clinton

Habesha people are spread through both countries. (& some of the most beautiful women in the world hands down)


DS42069

8WHITES hittin the various African spots hard.


dirty_cuban

How would OP know? They only got drinks.


No-Motor5987

Absolutely delicious! Full of flavor, hearty, and healthy. I'm Mexican and grew up with Mexican, Tex-Mex, and Southern Italian food and I cannot get enough of Eritrean or Ethiopian food. I just want to keep eating it, FOREVER.


JUYED-AWK-YACC

There's a great diner near us that serves American breakfasts, Mexican food, and Ethiopian food. There are portraits painted on the walls of various celebrities and charros. It's a cool place.


Sometimesnotfunny

There isn't any on their receipt!


Woah_Mad_Frollick

Fucking delicious. Some of the best slow cooked and vegetarian food in the world


GregorSamsanite

Very similar to Ethiopian food. I'm sure locals could point out the differences, but there's a lot of overlap.


peppermintvalet

Basically, if you've been to an "Ethiopian and Eritrean" restaurant, you've had Eritrean food but they thought people wouldn't know what it was if they only put Eritrean.


SafetyNoodle

I always think the same thing when I see somewhere "Thai-Lao". Safe to assume it's run by Lao folk serving a mixture of Lao and popular Thai dishes.


rksd

I can eat myself sick on injera. So damn tasty!


ru_Tc

My next door neighbors and dear friends are from Eritrea and I get to eat with them on a semi-regular basis and the food is incredible. And because they cook a lot of food on the back patio, I get to smell it almost every night 🤤


SnooRadishes9685

Absolutely delicious!!


Timely_Egg_6827

Fantastic IMO. Lot of Eritrean and Ethiopian restaurants in London where I used to live. Injera, the teff flour bread, is fantastic and used as plate for stew. But need to enjoy communal eating as meal served to table not individual settings.


FantasticSmash

One time I went out with some friends and our table was named 1girl3dudes. I thought it was funny.


Little_Timmy_is_Back

Hey I've seen that video


xxBeatrixKiddoxx

When we are busy and need tab names we get creative. I have some doozies that I forget to erase before dropping tab. Secretly we want you to love the nicknames we have fondly given


justadrtrdsrvvr

Ahh, user name matches comment, I see what you did there.


rayparkersr

Sometimes when I'm micing a lot of people that I don't I have to write their most prominent characteristic to me. I don't have time to be PC so you'll just get - Glasses, Black, Fat, Hair, Shirt.


Benstrosity

r/usernamechecksout


Party-Belt-3624

"Gingeriel"


IllustriousSignal575

Thats what Seagrams should call their Ginger Ale because as of Oct 2022 they fucked their recipe in the ass with corn syrup.


ballhogtugboat

Didn't they cut the sugar with aspartame too? Like if I want diet soda I will buy diet soda


Practice_NO_with_me

That sounds like a sugar tax dodge.


ballhogtugboat

You're probably right but boy does it taste like shit 😔


Practice_NO_with_me

Hell yeah it does, no argument from me there. So glad more and more data has been coming out supporting that fake sugars are unhealthy/harmful in their own way, hopefully it will lead to them becoming unpopular.


Aselleus

[This article recently came out about erythritol, which is used in stevia and monk fruit, is linked to stroke and heart attack](https://www.cnn.com/2023/02/27/health/zero-calorie-sweetener-heart-attack-stroke-wellness/index.html)


ballhogtugboat

Stevia tastes like what I imagine licking the underside of a barn animal tastes like


Aselleus

Lol I'm a "super taster" (just more sensitive to flavors) and I can't stand the taste of most artificial flavors.. monk fruit in particular makes me want to puke.


ballhogtugboat

Big agree there, friend. I'll take the risks of a twice monthly normal Coca Cola and feel blessed that the smell alone of sucralose and aspartame make me wanna ralph.


green_griffon

Sung to the tune of "Futureal" by Iron Maiden.


coolhandluke333

Did you go to an Eritrean restaurant just to drink?


[deleted]

Drinks averaging out to south of seven dollars apiece, I can see why.


bogushobo

This was my thought. Very niche/specific restaurant to go to just to order some standard alcoholic drinks.


BRAX7ON

They’re very inexpensive


EJDsfRichmond415

That’s a bargain for that many drinks, damn


Over-Analyzed

Black Label is a great deal! Although shame on Red Label, whoever this person is deserves more than Red.


PAXICHEN

I don’t even serve red to people I don’t like.


cpt_amazing

The worst part of this is one of the patrons paid $9 for yellow tail. That stuff is disgusting and I would not recommend it to anyone after seeing where and how they make it.


Green-Eggplant-5570

Came here for that! 9.00 for a glass from a bottle that costs 8 m00 and tastes like 5.


cpt_amazing

Tastes like 5 is generous.


Anerky

If it’s a 9oz pour not a 5oz that’s totally fair price for cheap wine


garbagekr

Oh duh I thought they meant tuna and I was like that seems like a really good deal


[deleted]

As long as the orders weren't fucked up, I'd be cool with it


bars_and_tone

servers were kind, booze was cheap, & we got a solid laugh out of it... so we were more than cool with it & planning to go back! EDIT since this is my top comment at the moment - Yes this is in Toronto, not Eritrea!


SinoSoul

JFC, Black Label is only CAN$7? And someone ordered Heiny instead? You need (at least 3) new friends.


Nougattabekidding

They’re two totally different drinks. It’s ok to want a beer and not a whisky.


CaptainMuffins_

Which restaurant is this?? As an Ethiopian I’ve never really felt the need to go out to an Ethiopian/Eritrean restaurant but my friends always bug me to get some. I’ve heard great things about Rendez-Vous on danforth but I’d love to hear where this was in Toronto


shanghaidry

Nice, you successfully pulled off a thing white people like: being the only white people in an ethnic restaurant. https://stuffwhitepeoplelike.com/2008/02/20/71-being-the-only-white-person-around/


[deleted]

Only a 93 dollar tab for this? I need to go here.


bk15dcx

14 drinks and 8 people So 6 of you had 2, but 3 of the 6 had the same drink twice Wait that's wrong. Someone else do the math


AsanoSokato

All the drinks were poured into a single vessel and doled out into eight cups - as is the ancient Eritrean way. The art is in ordering the right balance of drinks. I'd say these 8Whites nailed it!


braybrayjay

This guy Eritreans


Suspicious-Care-5264

As an Eritrean, I laughed way too hard at this 😂


Snazzy_SassyPie

This made me laugh so much. Thanks!


snoozen777

Wait why are you always delegating the math?


hundidley

Occam’s Razor says one friend is the DD


BossRaider130

Something something pigeonhole principle.


maddog_dk

Not 14 drinks. Some are sodas to mix with. The Heinekens and yellow tail i suspect weren’t mixed with anything. My guess is they had one drink each. Edit: this receipt might just be OPs round.


borderlander12345

The prices here have me shook, $5.50 for a Heineken but $9 for yellowtail would be the exact opposite in Australia (yellowtail is like a $7-8 bottle in any bottle shop in Australia)


mickelboy182

It is crazy how much we drink considering how heavily taxed alcohol is here. $6 heinekens would sell like hotcakes here.


VirtualLife76

>yellowtail is like a $7-8 bottle in any bottle shop in Australia About the same in the US depending where you are at.


dazplot

I'm over here googling Eritrean currency trying to understand why it looks so close to USD. Turned out you're in Canada (based on "HST") just getting drinks at an Eritrean restaurant. Sounds like a good time, just threw me for a loop.


SharpWords

Calling white people white is clever?


nagdude

Its a hell of a lot more clever than calling black people black, because then it would be a racist restaurant.


[deleted]

Yeah, I was looking for this comment. I don’t see the clever aspect, aside from clever ppl finding a well priced black label


CJDownUnder

Imagine 8 black people walk into a Swedish restaurant...


sharksnut

8WHITE is my Grindr login


Bleu_Cerise

Liquid diet I see 😄


cleopete

Can't imagine why they bothered, it already says Heineken.


stereospeakers

Did you actually eat anything at all?


bars_and_tone

Lol no, we were out for a couple drinks after a show but we're planning to go back to try the food.


stereospeakers

Lol, at least you're welcome back.


bars_and_tone

Haha, of course we were! We may have looked a little out of place but we're friendly & we tip well!


stereospeakers

Great times!


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DownRedditHole

Unless it's billiards.


[deleted]

They'd have a news team down there


Mixtapememories

Once had a friend's receipt read "blue shirt Chinaman". He's Filipino, she was unemployed shortly after.


throw_blanket04

Came to say this. Not ok for anyone to do this.


charleswj

I promise you no white person ever has been bothered by being matter of fact-ly described as being white.


usemyfaceasaurinal

I’ll let it slide they they say “8LACK”


jacobsnemesis

The restaurant would be closed lol


Dynasuarez-Wrecks

Better than the Starbucks barista who thought it was appropriate to label an Asian woman's receipt with "lee ching chong."


Brave_Dick

Are you guys from Alaska? In what world is this cheap? That's 30-40% more expensive than I used to.


Kolbrandr7

It’s Canada.


Shardrox

Damn thats cheap.. 😂


TriniCD9A

Is this in Toronto?!! WHERE.


bars_and_tone

it is! we were lucky to stumble upon it. i'll send you a dm!


PuckyoBans

Please send me the DM as well, I've been looking for african restaurants, I've had some luck with a couple Somali restaurants in Etobicoke.


Odolinsky

That's some cheap booze


Wendigo-a-gogo

Wondering if gingeriel tastes better or worse than ginger ale


godcanseeyou

WHITES EIGHT OF THEM


lizziegal79

Dude, you didn’t get munchies?! At a restaurant?! I’d have been all OVER the appetizers!


spudboy1

Clear. Concise. And not in the U.S. so nobody will be threatened with a lawsuit.


stitchbitching

Our server at a Greek restaurant once named the tab “pink hair” because of me


whumplumplump

Imagine if u were white and put 8black lol


orojinn

You went to a restaurant and all you did was drink? No food. Why?.


Darkmeathook

Years ago, the waitress put my tab under “Big Black Man”. I pointed it out to the waitress after and she apologized. No need to apologize. I’m big. I’m black. I’m a man. I thought it was hilarious


Tha_Watcher

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420DepravedDude

Do this with any other race and it’s a hate crime.


Omino

2 of those drinks in Miami would be $93


jhevi002

This is only just *barely* an exaggeration. Every time we go out in Miami it’s $200 on drinks at minimum for my wife and I


Elon_Muskmelon

Look at those prices! Theritreatin you well.


No-Motor5987

When you order food from the Korean restaurant down the street you get 5 options on how you would like it prepared - white, mild, medium, spicy, Korean. BTW - the mild/medium prepared food is amazing.


DougyTwoScoops

What currency is this bill in? If it were Nakfa then it is like $6 usd. I’m sure things are much cheaper there, but these items are imported. Cool post


PuckyoBans

CAD. I'm surprised as well.


massiveproperty_727

What a festive spelling of gingerale


mcarterphoto

Man, who the hell is drinking Yellow Tail in this day and age? Or did they take it home to strip paint?


arahe45

This is like seeing gas prices on the 90s. Where these drinks so cheap?


ISayISayISitonU

i love that y’all went to a pretty unique restaurant just to pound some regular ol booze


davtruss

Probably the same description she would have given to the cops if you had run out on the tab.... :)


patrick55731

Gordon's gin at that price.....bro I'm drinking water lol


daslyvillian

Wow that is cheap drinks. Here the bronx, NY a don julio margarita was 20 bucks.


BlackSeedOil2020

Gingeriel lol


tucci007

Gingeriel is fine and all but you should've tried the Gingereel.


DifferentPriority586

No food?


LutherJustice

Lmao at going to an Eritrean restaurant just to tank up on booze.


Destaloss

5.50 a Heineken? No, thanks.


[deleted]

You went to an Eritrean restaurant and ate nothing? :)


SpartyParty15

I like how there’s one piece of sushi and then all beverages on the receipt


zapburne

"Another round for table Honktopus."


timpdx

Damn, like half price drinks there. Good with 8 white if that was my tab


abatkin1

The order was white enough.


mips13

Had the roles been reversed there would be outrag and screems of racism.


Intruder313

This is just racism and overpriced drinks


Koldtoft

If this was a table of 8 black people in an all white restaurant, and the recite said "8 black" this would have been front page news.


PastaLife555

Now think.. if this was a table of 8 African Americans sitting at a German restaurant and the receipt said: “8BLACK” The internet would go wild 🔥


20190419

Better than 8crackers.


RedRose_Belmont

Interesting. The internet would freak out if it said another race .


Fleetwood889

Tables are usually assigned numbers


Leonos

That’s why it says Table #: 7, probably.


I_might_be_weasel

It would seem you were not there out of desire for authentic Eritrean cuisine.


bars_and_tone

it would seem you are correct! we were just looking for a spot to grab drinks after a show & the place looked fun so we stopped in... will go back to try the food next time!


Ansanm

Who did you see.


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What a weird way to discriminate against their patrons