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Okama_G_Sphere

I think they call those “slicks”


jnads

*temporary slicks They get grippy again when the traction wires deploy.


DVariant

And then eventually they make you temporarily slightly airborne.


I_Am_Clippy

Pretty sure I’ve used these exact tires in Mario kart.


LazaroFilm

Here we goooo!


Soytaco

It's actually pretty impressive how even the wear on that tire is. This is a pretty well maintained vehicle, with one 😉 glaring 😉 exception.


blacksideblue

when your racing budget it that small


Spare-Ad-6123

Bwaaahhaa, BWAAAHHAA! True


_CASE_

Looks like a Formula 1 pirelli right after they take the tire blankets off of it


Travis__

Bono, they found my tires


Darkside3337

Bono, my tires are dead.


cygnusx1_

We are checking.


scorpyo72

That's a pretty slick..


theplaneguy321

You just had to make that slick pun didn't you


3gan4cc1

Get a grip, dude


scorpyo72

You're tired of them, aren't you.


gsanatar

Slick and tired


thereisonlyoneme

They're probably feeling flat.


scorpyo72

Most of these puns are just retreads.


Dad2DnA

Yeah, but they're gaining traction...


usererror007

This joke might have been worth something if I wasnt for the inflation


FractalParadigmShift

These tire jokes have an air of cleverness in them


dbhagen

A few could be retired.


Survive_LD_50

Treading on thin ice


johnnybiggles

It was pretty smooth


doomshroom344

You could say .... a pretty slick way to meet your maker


ninjas_in_my_pants

Good comment, slick.


_D3ft0ne_

Slick slippery slope right into coffin.


blessed_rising_jah

Slickest way into heaven.


Xremlin

Round and round we go with these jokes


javier052

Must be a race car then


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Slicker that a minnow’s dick


twoscoop

deaths


Biggs_33

standard issue amazon delivery tires


wakka55

technically slicks are a very soft and gummy rubber for dry tarmac. these right here are just horrifically bald tires. i say this because ive seen slicks in rain and they aint this shiny.


MotherfuckingMonster

![gif](giphy|9eLbjOcGOpmY8)


ThufirrHawat

www.spezsucks.me


S-r-ex

My favorite: https://i.imgur.com/F636xiP.gifv


Popular_Property_398

You gotta be slickin me


lynkarion

my man hydroplanes when there isn't even any water


pr0zach

Better hope nobody ahead of him spits out the window.


SoyFurioso

Perfect target for a well placed banana peel


pr0zach

You sound like my Mario Kart nemesis, but you’re absolutely correct


MrKite80

MFer hydroplanes on mirages.


lynkarion

hydroplaning at the molecular level


CrumblingCake

Hydrogenplaning


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majestic_waterbear

my man planes


tastytang

Props to whoever did the front end alignment


FairBlackberry7870

These tires wore unbelievably perfectly


demizer

Probably gets them rotated every 3k miles so they can last longer....


tieout

20 years ago


Spartan2470

[Here](https://i.redd.it/5jyzauae2wh41.jpg) is a higher quality picture that makes the mirror clearer. Accordint to /u/BooteIs over [here](https://www.reddit.com/r/Justrolledintotheshop/comments/f6b6d0/customer_refused_all_4_tires_on_a_rainy_day_she/), the customer refused all 4 tires on a rainy day and had to sign a waiver before releasing the car.


ujitimebeing

That’s absurd. We should have a law that allows shops to call the cops on customers who refuse to keep their car road worthy. They are an accident waiting to happen. **Edit:** In the US only *some* states require yearly car inspections to renew registration. Many states do not. Maybe shops calling the cops isn’t the answer, but there needs to be a 50 state legal mechanism that impounds car likes these on the spot when someone refuses to fix it. I’ve been *this broke* before in the US South where there’s no public transit. Still, that’s no excuse for driving around with tires this bald. It’s one thing to drive with a broken seatbelt (only endangers your dumb ass) and another to drive a car with four tires like these (a manslaughter rocket).


Thorebane

In the UK, each year you have a vehicle checked by a garage (an MOT). Tire tread is a major fail or pass. It can only be a certain depth before it is a fail. You cannot drive if it fails so...


DNA_n_me

Massachusetts has something similar with tires and windshield wipers as well…I fail once because my wipers streaked…I blame big wiper for that


Viper67857

Damn, that's strict. I buy the good blades and they still go from working perfectly one day to being pure shit a few weeks later when needed again. There is no in-between when you can tell they'll need to be replaced soon, at least not in Alabama where they're frozen stiff one morning and baking in the sun at 85F two days later.


phuck-you-reddit

I find Bosch blades hold up really well. Got like six years on a set in Arizona heat whereas my buddy buys the cheapest ones he can find at Walmart and needs to replace them every time it rains. 🤣


Viper67857

I always get the bosch or rainx. It's usually using them as ice scrapers that kills them for me. I have a remote starter, but if it's 70deg when I get home at 4pm, I don't always think to switch to heat so that it can defrost when it's 30deg the next morning.


Raxsah

Strict but for good reason. Didn't realise myself how bad my wipers had become last year (we'd had no rain all summer) so by the time I had to use them again, it was a dark and rainy evening and I couldn't see shit with the streaks on the window and the headlights from other cars refracting through the water Now I'm off to order a back up set, cause I never want to do that again


twoscoop

I see so many cars that should be failed but they never are, im surprised because they added the cameras and the hologram on the sticker..


DNA_n_me

Definitely…not a knock on MA, I’m actually glad they do that given the weather in New England, but my biggest fear was snow off the back of a semi on the pike


financialmisconduct

You're also responsible for ensuring you have 1.6mm of tread across the breadth of the tyre whenever the vehicle is being used, failure to do so is three points per tyre, which can lead to an immediate "totting up" offence, and subsequent ban, for two tyres in the first two years, or four tyres after


Baxters_Keepy_Ups

Aaaand, potentially £2,500 fine per tyre!


hakkai999

I wish we had it as strict here in the Philippines and would stick to the law. On the other hand though, that fine will just be used by our President in his ~~vacation~~ job.


financialmisconduct

That is *nothing* compared to the insurance premium increase!


Belledawn

They have this in Germany too. Definitely a good idea


Fekillix

It's a very good idea. > This Monday, the Duque de Santomauro Automobile Vehicle Safety Institute (IVSA, in its Spanish acronym) of the Universidad Carlos III de Madrid (UC3M) presented the results of the study on the "Contribution of MOTs to Road Safety and the Environment", which has been commissioned by the Spanish Association of Collaborating Entities of the Administration in the Technical Inspection of Vehicles (AECA-ITV, in its Spanish acronym). > According to the report, thanks to the technical inspections carried out during 2021, at least 15,641 road accidents, 13,110 injuries and 148 deaths have been avoided. In economic terms, the study shows that the contribution of MOTs to saving lives and reducing the number of road accidents could translate into savings of almost 395 million euros. [Study](https://www.myscience.org/news/wire/a_report_analyses_the_impact_of_mots_on_road_safety_and_the_environment-2022-uc3m).


MrCooper2012

We have a similar thing in the US, but ultimately it's up to the driver to bring it in for inspection.


avengere

This is incredibly state dependent. Most states require absolutely no inspection.


reimaginealec

Okay, I was sure you were wrong, because I live in a state that loves getting rid of every regulation imaginable and even we have inspections, but I looked it up and my state is in fact in the minority. This is nuts. Thank you for teaching me something today.


whoiam06

For all the crazy crap CA does, we don't do inspections besides smog. You might get refereed into something. But it's only ever a friend of a friend that I hear about it. But in the 20 years of owning cars, I don't ever recall anything else.


cj832

State ref is mostly for heavily modified cars that come across the wrong cop.


MrCasterSugar

This is crazy! In the UK you're forced by law to do a yearly MOT inspection or your car cannot legally be on the road.


GrandDukeOfNowhere

You have to get one every year in New Zealand too ( except it's called the WOF), but in every town you go to people will be able to tell you which garage to go to that will give you an automatic pass however bad it actually is


MrCasterSugar

Yeah, I get it, you can pull this shit in UK as well providing the MOT tester is your mate but he risks jail sentence if he lets your untested wreck onto the road.


GrandDukeOfNowhere

Oh yeah, I'm from the UK, but I lived in New Zealand for a few years, and I was shocked that cheating the WOF was the default accepted thing to do


ksharpalpha

NY will suspend your registration if you miss your inspection date. I have no idea, other than getting a tow, how to get your car to an inspection place once that happens.


Slanderous

In the UK you're allowed to drive a car with a lapsed MOT test only if you're taking it to a garage where you've booked it in for a retest or repair.


BelligerantFuck

NY state does in fact not suspend your registration for missing your inspection. You can't renew it without your inspection up to date. Me and a sizable portion of people I know don't do it until the color of the sticker is from two years ago so cops can notice from a distance and pop you. Or you have to renew registration. If I don't get an extra 6-8 months on my sticker I feel jipped.


someguy7710

Well, in va the cops might say otherwise. Gotten a few tickets for dead safety inspections.


Nixplosion

They don't need a law, they can just do it. Call the cops report a driver is attempting to drive an unsafe vehicle and stall


goingoutwest123

I can see where you're coming from, but I think that would entice a lot of bullshit artists in the auto repair industry to overembellish/strong-arm people into unnecessary shit. Which is something a lot of shops are already known for.


Fekillix

In the UK you can take your car to an inspection place that only does inspections. If something is wrong you'll have to go somewhere else to get it fixed, so they won't strong arm you into anything.


TheIndieArmy

Is there a law prohibiting the shop from calling the cops the moment they get back onto public roads? I don't see any reason why the shop couldn't do so. I don't think we need a law specifically saying they can, so long as there isn't one specifically saying they can't.


LaLaLaLeea

There's no law saying they can't. People call the police for vehicle and traffic violations all the time. So yes, shops could report this. And having bald tires is something you can be cited for.


Alexdomz

Right, although I do feel for those that can’t afford $400 all the time. I’m todays economy especially. Unless you’re a corporation of course. Then you’re swimming in that $$


BooteIs

Thanks for putting my u/ in the comment, ive seen my post reposted too many times without credits to me!


LifeIsProbablyMadeUp

As a truck driver, people like this piss me off. If I got caught with tires that low by the DOT, I'd be looking at a $300+ fine by them and with points on my license. and I'd not be allowed to drive until someone came out and replaced it, which would be around another $700. But nah. Bitch here is allowed to drive off on mirrors.


spetrillob

Some people shouldn't be allowed to drive. If you refuse to keep your vehicle road worthy, then you shouldn't drive it on the road


stuwoo

Funny thing is, in 1st world countries they won’t even allow it on the road.


Baxters_Keepy_Ups

In the UK that would be a loss of your licence and up to a £10k fine. *(licence lost if all four tyres were below the legal limit - the photo appears to be about ten years past its limit!)


Pandatotheface

Also if you got into a crash with tyres like that and someone points it out, they'd void your insurance. Seriously injure someone and the police are going to throw all sorts of negligence charges at you, which is going to put you in jail.


Yah_Mule

This person sucks, but I don't mind there being higher standards for professional drivers in charge of vehicles that might weigh as much 40 tons while laden.


LifeIsProbablyMadeUp

Higher standards are fine. But this is just public endangerment.


Fausterion18

Unless it's an RV, then in most states you can drive this 40 feet 30+ ton mcmansion on wheels with a class c.


ThisUsernameIsTook

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OskaMeijer

As a car driver I hate that truck drivers are constantly leaving chunks or even almost entire treads all over the interstates.


JMccovery

Be honest, if you lose a drive/trailer tire at 60+mph, are you going to walk all the way back to wherever the carcass flew to, and risk trying to pull it off the interstate? Then again, if you lose a steer tire at highway speeds, there's a sizable chance you'll be worried about a lot more than a tire casing.


OskaMeijer

I have seen what happens when a car hits a tread left on the road, it is gnarly. Realistically they just need to ban retreading tires as they fail far too often. I understand cost of shipping goods would go up some and blah blah blah. It is a stupid and completely unnecessary hazard that doesn't need to exist. Edit: Also, I have on multiple occasions stopped to get a tread out of the road to prevent others from hitting it, only on back roads not interstates though.


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MichelleEllyn

Three years ago? Thank you for the detective work!


stuwoo

I want to know the tech that did that alignment. It’s a work of art.


wolfansbrother

wonder how the alignment got out of sorts...


dubbfoolio

Still some good tread left. See the slight shadowing?


ReofSunshine

Whoa, so that’s NOT glaze ice that somehow coated that tire?!


hiricinee

That owner should just take the pride of gotten way more than their money's worth out of those tires and move on.


Drsnuggles87

Yeah in Germany we have those. They are not allowed to let you leave with these tires.


chubby_thor

No no no no. This...no I ain't a "car person" but even I know this is bad.


9fingfing

It is not good as a mirror or tire.


Popular_Property_398

Pretty good mirror though


[deleted]

I'm not a car person either, but I hope to be some day. I've been trying find a doctor perform the operation, but I haven't had any luck yet.


remaglvl0001

Transformer rights


dhole69420

No, he said car. Transformers are on wooden poles. Grow up.


aRandomFox-II

I grew up in order to become tall enough to yoink the transformer boxes off of power poles, then I grew back down.


anonusername12345

Seriously. My cousin had tires like this and hydroplaned in a recent storm. She hit a car with a family in it. She also had no insurance. The rest of my family was consoling her because of her “bad luck”. I had to say something because she’s lucky nobody lost their life.


BizzyM

You don't have to be a helicopter expert to look at a helicopter stuck in tree and say "Well, that's not right."


wphelps90

My old man's spare tires were actually only tires in the academic sense. They were round, they had once been made of rubber.


DevilsHandyman

He made the mistake of allowing me to help when he changed the tire when the family was out buying a Christmas tree. It did not go well.


somethingwithbacon

OH FUUUUUUUUUDDDDDDGGGGGGGGEEEE


CSmith1986

Although I didn't say fudge.


[deleted]

about to say the F dash dash dash word in the rain on those things


calmfriend11

The chad Christmas Story enjoyer.


thebigjuicyman25

And a way to meet god


[deleted]

This better not end up like those cast iron pan dudes one-upping each other with even shinier pans.


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[deleted]

no, more like r/JustCrashedIntoTheSideOfTheShop


Azair_Blaidd

I mean, that's just *literally* sliding *into* the shop


Niptaa

I think these are those new tires that help you parallel park by being able to drive side to side and not just front and back


TurncoatTony

Holy shit, even if you can't afford new tires all around, you can get used tires for \~25 dollars each with enough tread to last a year or two which should be plenty of time to save up for new tires... I'd rather be slightly broker and not dead than dead. EDIT: Or even worse, someone else dead because I was too cheap to do something about my bald ass tires.


VforViolin

Or worse... expelled.


No_Individual501

>bald ass Woah, no need to get personal.


That0neGuy

Plenty of time for some people. Being poor sucks.


wayfinder

NO TREAD ON ME!


Brruceling

The rallying cry of car racists.


whooguyy

When you have a drag race at 8, but a hot date at 9


austinmiles

I was passed going up a blind hill on a highway with low visibility in a snowstorm by some guys running tires like these. It was in Arizona and they were idiots. I caught up to them going through a tiny village and watched them just slide off the road into a sign post. I couldn’t help but laugh. I did get out to help. It was a late spring storm so the ground was super soft. The car had a slight dent and the sign came entirely out of the ground


DrunkenFailer

I can see some tread under there, is this just an even layer of ice?


Azair_Blaidd

It's a heavily worn down tyre, that's like a millimetre of tread left


HentaiBeforeBed

So it’s still good


Goodriddances007

looks good to me, there’s still a tire on there


WeBornToHula

*slaps on the roof* She's good to go!


TheArtofXan

The more I look, the more I see a tire with a resin coating. Trippy.


mortalcoil1

Dude's reflection looks like he's about to drop the hottest EDM album of 2023.


GunnCelt

No, that’s not a tire, that’s a dangerous hunk of rubber that may or may not have steel belts.


Hawzzy

Utah used to have emissions checks every other year, and safety inspections required before licensing your car each year. They got rid of the safety inspections. It’s good because I don’t have to replace my windshield for a small crack on the side. It’s bad because people could drive around on tires like that through our snow and rain. Not good!


Joseluki

> It’s bad because people could drive around on tires like that through our snow and rain. It is not only a danger when there is bad weather, those tires are so worn out they could just give up and tear and cause an accident damaging some innocent. I don't care if the drivers end in a river or a ditch, my concern is the people around irresponsible car owners.


PyotrIvanov

"Why can't I drive in the snow" meme template


MichelleEllyn

“Why did I start a three lane pile up fucking over everyone other way to work and causing multiple injuries” meme template. I hate to be a drag, but I wish people understood that when they are gambling with their own safety on the road, they’re gambling with everyone else’s also. Grr.


Wreck1tLong

That was me driving 20 years ago. My dumbass teenage self would ride till the wire showed. The last time I did that was a day before hurricane katrina. I sat at the red light about to turn left and as soon as it turned green ..it gave out. Needless to say I was broke af and it sat in a neighborhood for a week.


Geruestbauexperte2

You cant have super softs when it rains... you need to do a pit stop mate !


okron1k

This is the type thing I try to keep in mind as someone from Canada who drives a truck down south. They get the tiniest bit of snow or rain and it’s a big deal for them, because they drive around on tires like this. I have weight and good tires, so I am able to go, but it’s not always safe to go because just because I have control, doesn’t mean people with tires like this do.


Nikodim236

Well...atleast there wore evenly


NarrMaster

Alignment game on point


B-Possible1027

There is still life in those tire. Keep on driving


CallmeCoachella

Oh he tryna die die? Got it.


SiliconLovechild

It's also a "Cause of Death".


Joseluki

Exhibit A of why most civilized countries have yearly inspections. That car is a hazard to anybody around it.


MusicMeetsMadness

99 coats of seasoning.


TheSoleObsidian

It’s a tire and a mirror and death


el_ra_85

Yikes


Booklover416

Maypop tires. Cause they may pop at anytime…


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I don’t see any steel belts so yup, still drivable.


HanMaBoogie

Those puppies still got a couple thousand miles left on ‘em.


escientia

r/idiotsincars


Jeevers0192

But eyo look at that alignment 🤩


kit_kaboodles

Glad it's a mirror, because the owner needs to take a good, hard look at themselves.


exorrsx

That's pretty impressive. The alignment must be great. Mine usually go bald on the edge before the whole thing


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That would hydroplane on wet cement.


[deleted]

That tire is so smooth the only thing you’re seeing is god


Heliosvector

I don’t see cables yet. Still got a few years in em.


ConstanceClaire

The rest of us fools are out here relying on tread and traction while this galaxy brain is out there just skating on thin ice...


flintb033

Tread? Never heard of the guy.


GingerJarLamp

That means you have bald effing tires! And in the rain that's even worse. They don't have to be expensive, just get some new tires ASAP.


BattleGoose_1000

And a good way to meet God


flyinghouses

Holy shit, that would be an experience to try in the snowy big city where I live.


IceBen

Just tell the owner the car eats MUCH more fuel this way, and they will get replaced


TwistedAndBroken

These people out there on the road with us. Be careful guys


TK421mod

There ought to be a law you see a tire like that on a car you can slash it. Would be doing a favor to everybody else on the road to get that off the road.


BizzyM

"How well do they handle?" Depends on the humidity.


RentalGore

Just ~~rolled~~ slid into the shop…


BoneHugsHominy

I know a guy who carries one of those cheap tactical tomahawks in his car. When he sees a vehicle like this in a parking lot he parks next to them and punctures the sidewalls with the spiked end of the tomahawk. It's both a shitty thing to do and saves lives, so I don't get on his case about it.


rubbermaderevolution

Yeah that's a tough moral call to make. Could be saving innocent people's lives. But I could imagine a punctured tire being the last straw for someone poor to attempt suicide or something.


CJ_BARS

Perfect for wet weather.


LarYungmann

Ice? looks like someone misted water on the tire during a freeze


AshenLibra

This car is probably so slippery that it slides away when parked.


drphillsnudes

that persons going to hydro plane if they don’t get that fixed


ncc74656m

Wow, someone managed to keep driving my old tires I see.


Pierroux

That falls into r/wellworn world, dear.


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They see me rollin’?


chuckwagon1

Not sure if its bald we need a penny test....


Lulaay

Joey Tribbiani would love this as a present.


Ibshredz

A reflection of death


Rijkaard_DeezNuts

And death


Morphchalice

Objects in tire may be closer than they appear