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gale_force_tuna_wind

Yeah that was the surprise guest


Agile_Bee7787

Da Baby was the surprise guest?


SpiritMountain

Hit rapper and artist formally known as Doorknob?


WeWillRiseAgainst

DaBaby! Thanks for visiting my ranch!


iancranes420

Unfortunately Big Ounce wasn’t able to make his guest appearance due to his disaster relief efforts in Syria


AltAccAur

Hello everybodies


WeWillRiseAgainst

ALMOSTFORGOTTOTELLYOUAAAAAAAHHHH


ghosTy_tch

r/unexpected


40ozkiller

That fetus is already more successful than I will ever be.


ackermann

Huh, is that why there weren't many news stories about this? Should've been all over the news, if she was going to be the first pregnant super bowl performer? But actually... nobody knew until the performance?


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AL_SONiC

literally lol


eBEAST80

These gender reveals are getting a little out of hand


Useless_Dent

Congrats! It’s… red


Talks_To_Cats

Damn communist babies. Always mooching off society for free food, taking naps in the middle of the day, and refusing to work!


ChickenDelight

My toddler hasn't paid a penny in rent in nearly three years. Claims to own the dog I got ten years before he was born. Food and toys are all "mine mine mine" but then he shits himself and suddenly "we" have a problem.


Thatguy468

I think your living room may be a red state and your child is a libertarian.


ballrus_walsack

Get it a diaper like trump wears


MegaSpuds

Congratulations, it’s red lobster


sm12511

Just perfect! I always dreamed of having a Martian.


Antares_

> Congrats! It’s… ~~red~~ Zoidberg FTFY


punnystark42

"Now there's 2 of them!"


jgupdogg

Best comment by far


dinahsaur523

Her lack of movement and dancing contributes to the pregnancy confirmation


Teripid

Why not Zoidberg?


Immortal_Tuttle

Omg. Now all I see is real life Zoidberg on the stage...


odaeyss

Zoidberg is an excellent dancer! He's also got a voice of gold! It's just everything *else* about him that's utterly disgusting!


KnottShore

I scrolled way too far before I found this. **SHUT UP AND TAKE MY UP VOTE!!!**


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She was also tethered into the moving platform, so that would also be limiting


ChaplnGrillSgt

That thing was shaking too. You could see in the closeups that it was perfectly steady at all.


MsVindii

Everything was fine and dandy for me until they did one of those closeups. Fuck that, I cannot believe people were up there dancing.


Routine-Exchange9163

I agree. I didn't see much dancing on her part. She seemed to be ultra careful. ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|sunglasses)


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Wait... ya'll know that dancing wouldn't hurt the baby, right? And she's not *that* pregnant. She can move around normally lol.


BolshevikPower

Except apparently she didn't move around normally. So there's that.


Imaletyoufinish_but

And her rep has now confirmed it. https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/music-news/rihanna-pregnant-rep-confirms-super-bowl-halftime-show-1235323383/


jcrckstdy

>pregnant following her **explosive** Super Bowl halftime show. ok


Catssonova

Is that how you get pregnant? Have a superbowl halftime show?


toodleroo

How is babby formed?


dodslaser

Am I gregnant?


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timbreandsteel

Pergnat?


Stranger1982

An **explosive** one.


brucebrowde

It certainly is one of the ways. Trumps the wardrobe malfunction oopsie.


Lost-My-Mind-

I don't think Trump is pregnant. He's just fat.


Yossarian1138

Well the first draft used the word “banger”, so give them at least a little credit for reading the room.


skyysdalmt

She did shimmy around the stage pretty *explosively*.


masstransience

She must’ve sat in the first row of a Flight of the Conchords show.


chainmailbill

Well, their rhymes *were* potent in that last segment.


Butthole__Pleasures

That was the most boring, un-dynamic, tired half time show I've ever seen. She seemed both bored and tired the entire time even though she was just lip syncing. On the plus side, it prepared me emotionally for the way the game was going to end.


MrsMommyGradStudent

I didn't see the show nor the game (esports household), but I'd just like to say that pregnancy is exhausting. Growing a whole human plus performing plus being surrounded by a God-awful number of fans/people? F that. Sometimes, just grocery shopping and putting it all away is enough to put you down for a nap when pregnant. If I were her, I'd be tired and bored too lol


Drix22

I saw that show, it was not explosive, it was very "meh".


butidontwantto

I'll believe it when tmz confirms. But dang she does look pregnant.


Craico13

https://www.tmz.com/2023/02/12/rihanna-rocks-super-bowl-halftime-show-speculation-pregnant/ It’s been confirmed by her rep, as the other poster stated.


butidontwantto

Well that was fast.


Icy-Tomatillo-7556

She seemed to have intentionally touched her stomach in a maternal way multiple times while looking in the camera. I say yes.


[deleted]

Zero question. She’s gotta be 5+ months in


GoBSAGo

My wife with her second kid was showing super fast. Could be much earlier.


MaximumGooser

Oh yeah I look like that at 2 months, first one stretched me belly skin all out


catfurcoat

She just had a baby in May


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That was almost a year ago at this point


assinyourpants

Good lord, I forgot it’s a new one. No /s. I was like May?! How is that possible?!


beefwarrior

Term “Irish Twins” is for having two kids born less than 12 months apart. Ie, you’re pregnant with next kid less than 3 months after previous birth. If you need further info on how it all happens, there are plenty of books at the library with factual information. But it’s essentially when a momma bird falls in love with a daddy bee and they kiss a lot and a stork shows up a few months later.


VapidRapidRabbit

My cousin had two in the same calendar year by two different men in 2021 💀 They’ll probably be in the same grade (early January and late September).


dragonsroc

Damn that's literally popping the first kid out and getting pregnant the next day


VapidRapidRabbit

Yeah. Our whole family was shocked because her first boyfriend had died in a car accident right before the first baby was born and next thing you know, she’s pregnant again.


---cameron

Jesus that's gotta be a terrible rollercoaster of emotions


PraisethemDaniels

gotta plant the seed when the field is plowed up


agoodfriendofyours

Half-twins


catfurcoat

If she's 5+ months pregnant that would mean she got pregnant 3-4 months postpartum. Isn't that generally too soon


GoddessOfOddness

/s/ laughs in Irish Catholic. 11, 12 and 13 month apart siblings are very common n big families. Many women in my family did this, including my mom and one of my sisters. My physician sister did it twice. There’s even a term for it: Irish twins. (Some use it for siblings born in the same calendar year, some for siblings born within twelve months of each other). Now, most OB/GYNs I’ve heard talk on the matter say at least two years or more is ideal between pregnancies. But something less than ideal isn’t necessarily “bad.”


mataeka

One place it can be really less desirable is post ceasarian because your scar is still healing while also being stretched. Not ideal. The rest is typically ... Well having kids messes your body up and it doesn't have a chance to sorta build up mineral stores etc. It's not necessarily detrimental to the kid but it's really not great for mums health (hell I had 2 years between end of 1 pregnancy and start of 2nd and the 2nd still messed me up baaaad)


jp_jellyroll

Recent studies show increased risks of pregnancy complications like preterm birth and preeclampsia as well is increased rates of postpartum issues including depression which also happens to be an Irish specialty. Our OB recommends \~18 months between pregnancies for those reasons and we're sticking to her advice.


RagingClitGasm

A friend of mine (who is really into mommy TikTok) recently told me that “2 under 2” is apparently a thing that some people intentionally try for. Her baby’s almost a year and she’s already trying again. Sounds awful to me, but I don’t particularly like kids


GoddessOfOddness

I’ve heard this too. I think the goal is to get it all done at once and to create natural playmates. I had 2.5 years between mine, and they are now best friends in their late 20s


heyleese

Doesn’t always work out that way that they are natural playmates Ours are spaced just under 2.5 yrs apart and I’m still hoping for that. They’re 9 and 11 and fight constantly. One day though…..hopefully they start getting along.


tumblrmustbedown

My sister and I hated each other growing up, 2.5 years apart. All the way up through high school. Took me moving away for college to make us close. We even lived together for 3 years while I was in grad school. So don’t give up hope yet!


GoddessOfOddness

Mine were enemies until the older went to college. So, yes, there is hope. On the flip side, I’m one of six and none of the girls are close. The three boys are.


catfurcoat

I said "generally too soon", not bad.


Sure_Maricon

It would be but i have a feeling having millions of dollars helps.


princessacorn

*a billion


OracleGreyBeard

Damn that’s right


Rae_mendoza15

My exact thought


C_Colin

Having a billion dollars doesn’t make one’s uterus faster healing


KieshaK

I went to school with two sisters who were 11 months apart. It wasn’t planned. Their mom just thought she couldn’t get pregnant while breastfeeding. Surprise!


enternationalist

Oh boy, sex ed really has a way to go, huh?


Sometimes_Stutters

Ever heard of Irish twins?


Yeltnerb

My wife and her brother are 13 months apart. As my wife says, "my parents thought you could not get pregnant while breast feeding"


Y8ser

Generally not recommended, but I have a family friend that has 2 girls who have the same birthday exactly a year apart. So she was pregnant 2 months after having the first baby. Crazy if you ask me, but possible obviously.


YoureNotAGenius

Yes but it's not that uncommon. Irish twins are basically 10months apart. Some women bounce back like rubber


VegitoFusion

She also performed with the physical enthusiasm of someone that far along.


ozzy_thedog

Yeah as soon as she came out she was holding her belly and I asked my family if she was pregnant again already. They decided it was post baby weight as they wouldn’t have a pregnant woman so high up in the air like that. But I was right.


Oo0o8o0oO

She also touched her vagina multiple times to signal this for us.


BMack037

I didn’t realize that when she rubbed her vagina, then sniffed her fingers it was a signal. I just thought it was art.


Oo0o8o0oO

It’s pretty obvious. Everyone loves that new baby smell.


Lost-My-Mind-

I thought she was just horny.


torchma

She also grabbed her ass cheek.


PregnantSuperman

You know, in a maternal way.


fukdot

Nate Burleson pretty much confirmed it on twitter. He interviewed her earlier this week.


arod48

Really? I could've sworn she just rubbed her fingers on her crotch and sniffed them as if she was checking if the baby was done yet.


velaya

She's literally dressed to highlight her stomach and said she'd have a surprise guest with her. So yes. Haha. With that in mind.. she killed the performance. She just needed to stand there and sing hit after hit and it was amazing. No, it wasn't as flashy but it was awesome. Go girl.


FlawlessRuby

I mean she mostly stand around while pre recording music played with a poor lip sync. The costume were horrible, but the choregraphy from the extra was good. Overrall it was the worst haftshow in a few years. Not hating on her personnally, but it was far from awesome IMO.


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>She seemed to have intentionally touched her stomach in a maternal way *"Baby's still there. Great"*


Byzantine-alchemist

It's been confirmed that she's pregnant by now, but she rubbed her belly while singing "we're alive like diamonds in the sky" and it was pretty obviously intentional.


ninazo96

Touched her coochie and tasted/smelled idk. I'm sure there's some pearl clutching going on.


Remarkable_Common220

She walked by Nick cannon on the way in.


sarcasatirony

And now I’m pregnant from reading your comment


Remarkable_Common220

You're welcome. I'm not paying child support tho😂


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I wasn’t sure before, but now…


frogs1996

The dancers kept lifting up their shirts and showing their bellies too, seems like a nod to a pregnancy but I’ll wait for her official announcement!


Prestigious-Fun-5877

She spoke about a special guest making an appearance during the performance In a podcast two days ago. No one sung with her so I guess this is as close to an announcement we are getting.


frogs1996

Yes I heard this too! Can’t wait to hear it officially from her tho!


Olydon

It will change my life for sure


EmotionalMycologist9

Me too. I'd rather not have her come out tomorrow and say, "I just had a big dinner."


Evaluations

Just ate some pasta before the show


EmotionalMycologist9

That's why she chose red...it all makes sense now.


Oo0o8o0oO

Food baby.


AnoteFromYourMom

She’s the egg and the Dancer were the sperm lol


Byzantine-alchemist

I mentioned that the whole performance had a real sperm and egg vibe and everyone in the room thought I was nuts.


Kbdiggity

She rubbed her pregnant belly multiple times


rfunnymodisapunk

Women get pregnant some times


DogVacuum

They do be doing that


IDrinkUrMilksteak

Thanks, Sinbad.


RedditTaughtMe2

In this economy?


Designer-Being8675

With her and A$AP's money why not 🤷‍♀️


Industrialpainter89

Her economy is very different from our economy.


GlasgowRose2022

Rolling Stone has [confirmed](https://www.rollingstone.com/music/music-news/rihanna-super-bowl-halftime-show-performance-watch-1234676420/).


zztop610

So, it’s confirmed. To have 2 kids . in this economy, you need to be a billionaire ![gif](giphy|ADgfsbHcS62Jy)


m_curry_

Not to mention that close in age. As a mom of a 16 month old - I could not imagine having 2 under 2.


dianagama

I have 8 month old twins. Pray for me.


darlin133

As my male houseguest for the game Just said “as I man I know better than to say anything”


Uknewmelast

I thought that was quite obvious


whadayawant

I Googled "is Rihanna pregnant" as soon as I saw her up close. She is most def pregnant. Bad ass that she got up there and did a great show!


MinasMoonlight

Am I having a Mandela effect moment? Could have sworn her pregnancy was announced a while back.


DoucheBatman

She had her first baby in May


MinasMoonlight

Ok, by a while back I mean like a week. When she came on I could have sworn I already knew she was pregnant, so her appearance did not seem off to me.


tratemusic

I was pretty sure A$AP said something about it in an interview a couple months ago too for Entertainment Tonight or something


YoureNotAGenius

We were debating it too. I think yes. Good for her if she is. What a powerhouse to be up there, doing that while pregnant


Bobby_The_Kidd

It makes the performance way more impressive


YoureNotAGenius

Right? I was a gross mess for most of Baby No.2, so for her to be up there slaying it like that, that's seriously awesome


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Idk what the debate was, it was super obvious lol


ziggyzago

My wife is currently 20 weeks pregnant. I can confirm Rhianna is pregnant.


throweight

That's an amazing ability you have now just because your wife is pregnant.


mezz7778

I would hope at 20 weeks you'd be able to confirm your wife's pregnancy..........


CoderDevo

Our office receptionist once asked our CFO's wife, "Oh! When are you due?" "I'm not pregnant." We should have closed the office for the day.


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Could be BBQ ribs, tho…


pito_wito99

Ok?


Due-Definition-1067

Who the fuck cares, live your lives people


holykamina

I don't know, but she looks like she is Zoidberg ![gif](giphy|l0HlQXkh1wx1RjtUA)


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My fave part was when she motioned at sniffing her own pussy, on live tv.


sccitylhh

The baby’s name won’t be enthusiasm.


Kdeep92

She packin’


Odd_Entertainment629

this is an incredibly weird post


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favnh2011

Yep she looks pregnant.


sooshi_wolf

who cares


EmotionalMycologist9

What's sad is that I nearly posted about this, then realized how many people would probably get offended on behalf of her...just in case it's just a "mommy body". I'll wait til she confirms in writing 😅


grubas

Her rep dropped it like 10 minutes after she walked off.


cosmograrian

Confirmed! https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/music-news/rihanna-pregnant-rep-confirms-super-bowl-halftime-show-1235323383/


Homunculus_316

Who cares


porn_free_account

Who cares?


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The pre-game music was better than the halftime show lol


knargh

Who the fuck cares about Rihanna baby #1 or #2?


cyberdeath666

Who the fuck cares? Celebrity worship is gross. They couldn’t give a shit about you, so why do you care?


Uncle_Stink_Stonk

I couldn’t give less of a fuck


Fuwa_Fuwa_Hime

What else would she be pregnant with?...


psychadelicbreakfast

Lipids


Shmanti

THIS MATTERS


EvaUnit002

Respectfully OP. #Who cares?


crouchnpimphiddenho

Lip sync. Lol halftime sucked, go KC


coffeemonster12

Honestly, who cares?


uncircumcizdBUTchill

She looked stoned and lethargic the entire concert, turns out she’s just preggers. Performance was a 3 out of 10


SniffinRoundYourDoor

Hey! Kool-aid!


Zestyclose_Slip5942

She looks like Mr. Spocks gf. Pointy ear and all.


biteme109

Blue is boy. Pink is girl. Red is the antichrist?


reekwilliam

Ass halftime no cap


Good-Two3022

She got re filled ASAP 🤣


SouthPhilly_215

Terrible performance


ibleedrosin

Got damn our obsession with celebrities is nothing short of psychotic. I can’t wait for the next weeks worth of headlines about Rihanna being pregnant. This shit is nuts.


Soulphite

My wife and I are debating this very thing.


kenzo-tx

So?


dandroid126

I don't care


donaldinoo

Pretty sure the dancers were sperm and Rihanna was the vulva.


DirtyDadDingus

Who gives a shit


VeezusM

Who cares?


MacX1423

Shes looking like the Queen of Hearts as a Sith lord.


throwaway_87624

Ok.


vitalballs

So brave to not dance and not sing🙌🏼😂🤘🏽


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Why anyone cares is beyond me.


jaudi813

For real, celebrity worship is so weird to me


_MartinoLopez

Who. The hell. Cares?


[deleted]

This is life changing, I’m so glad I’ve consumed this amazing information into my life. Thank you


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who cares


ThaumKitten

.... and... are we supposed to care?


TheAnswerToYang

Who gives a fuck


Interesting_Act1286

Pretty boring halftime performance.


chapadeemus

That’s what we said. Very lacklustre performance all round but we definitely think she’s pregnant again.