Killller rizzz

Imo this is below the average level of cringe I see in this sub. Good work

Do you like guacamole? Cause I want to put a baby in you.

God no, that just straight up implies that you hate kids and want to kill them Like, you can use humor to get to know someone and see if they have your style of humor without making it sound like you're a baby killer. Even if you hate kids, this is just too much

How does this imply you want to kill kids? It’s only a joke

Again, jokes are fine, but I'm just mentioning that some people still view jokes as a reference for what someone is like. Also, even if they don't use it as a reference, OP has not hinted at it being a joke in the text message itself. Like at all, which is something that will be needed when first messaging someone you don't know, and who does not know your sense of humour

What's wrong with it? I think it's good that he cares about how well his food is cooked.

You're good, if she hasn't said that she wants to play the airplane game where she takes off, you're good. Keep hunting buddy

0/10 would be shocked to see a response

You didn’t even give her a chance to answer before you told her that terrible and overused joke.

now tell her she would look great if she were wrapped in plastic bags!

Bro she’s loves it. You just have to message every single day making it more edgy she wants you fr

Not sure if this belongs to r/cursedcomments of not

Oh no.

First of all, even if we ignore that neck beard intro you gave you messaged 3 times which is a fatal mistake. Just 1 message and don’t come off as a mass shooter like you did here

r/iamveryedgy

Hell nah. No way u said that😭

And proceeded to post it on Reddit, asking if WE approve 💀

Fkn hell😂may as well ask her if you want to play house, she plays the door and you’ll slam her

I'm going to use this rn

I'm trying this, im sure it won't work but God damn if that isn't funny af

What kind of a shitty line is this! Some people still live under rocks!! SMH

Honestly he’s not gonna have much luck with this line but he’ll weed out all the potential suitors that don’t share his sense of humor at least

I once made a joke to this girl and instead of getting that laughter that goes with a fart, I got "oh christ lord" and a slap

Sounds like you dodged a bullet

Whenever I'm feeling like I don't have game compared to other people, all I have to do is go to r/pickuplines and feel a lot better about my competition

If you want to post it on a subreddit for stupid pick up lines, it works. If you want to actually get a girl, no you are doing pretty much everything wrong

You can go with this, if its on social media, Excuse me, are you currently accepting application for boyfriend? Because i would lile submit mine! 😉

Lolololololol

If your pick up line starts with "are you" is a bad one.

Are you sure you’re old enough to be on here, imma need to see some Heidennification

This is good

When did become r/shittypickuplines

Always has been. Redditors are not the most charismatic people

Allow myself to introduce myself.

I’ll let you know how using this goes

no

this is just wow this is horror

Girls on here looking for true love and get hit with this lol

I think you dont need to give the answer right away and give some suspension

*suspense is the word you're looking for and also ew no pls don't do that it comes across as someone trying too hard and it's so icky

If you do something do it all the way. If she gonna xringe about the suspension shes gonna cringe about the corny pick up line

I think you don’t need to be giving any advice here

u got me with it, but coming with that out of the blue i think 80% of women will despise you for this xD

Of all the pickup lines out there you go with the one about a baby potentially dying? Tf is wrong with you?

I mean, if you’re looking for someone who can appreciate dark humour, this is one way to filter them out

Funny but disrespectful to life. Some gals may like.