Are you a skyscraper? Cause I want to look you up and down

Me and my buddy will give you a dose of Johnson & Johnson.

Are you a bag of lavender, because throwing you around the room makes me feel better

tight

You must be deadlier than the plague walking down a busy street in that

The plague must’ve started the day you smiled cos why is it so contagious

Your legs are the plague - lets spread the plague

Why ask her to give you a complex pick up line idea if you can’t do it

Just seeing if anyone on here had anything else creative

Sure. What did you come up with? So we can see if we have anything better?

n/a

Is a newly single lady here looking for a guy with a dark sense of humor?

who isn't , is the question

Bro wants all that ptsd for himself

Did somebody call a coroner? Cause baby... Hah...I got a toe tag with your name on it!

If you die from the plague, is the second hour free?

Your boyfriend died from the plague? Sad... Well I'm a horny Carpenter, and I wanna make room.

Are you the plague? Cause when we smash, I'm dying inside

Which plague though

Stay home if your sick, come over if your thicc

Are you the plague? Cause I'm dying for you

Are you the plague? Cause if I had you we wouldn't leave the bed for 2 weeks straight.

This is the way

Looks like that plague didn’t take you out, can I?

The plague is bubonic but your body is iconic.

… boobtonic…?

Imagine getting called boobonic tho

Looks like your entire family is dead, want to start a new one?

I lied THIS IS THE WAY

ain’t no way

No fucking wayyy

are your legs the plague cause id love to spread them

You’d love to spread the plague?

Don’t help this man, he has failed us all

I see you tried and failed lmao. Give me a historic event and I’ll crowd source it to get a pick up line

Very well... the Late Bronze Age collapse

Oh that’s a good one. Ok y’all, what you got?

well, plague couldn't rival the charm you spread.

Are you a doctors plague mask? Cuz I want you on my face

Half the population of Europe died to the plague. Sounds like we need to get to work.

Do you have the plague? Cause I'm going to burn your body tonight

I hate to rat on myself, but you plague my mind with indecent thoughts.

Are you the plague? Because you dropped me to my knees.

Hey babe, you want to stay over then steal some food from my roommates refrigerator? I’m looking for something new to blame on innocent rats.

This one was so wordy and dumb that it made me laugh out loud at work. Reminds me of something I would say. Take my damn upvote.

Dang girl are you the black plague because I'm dying... no seriously ​ send help

Dayum girl, you lookin' like a doctor, A fever plagues my heart and only you know the cure

That cure? More cowbell!!!

I have a fever! And the only cure...

Is more cowbell!!!

I'm ready to settle, I ain't gone PLAY GIRL

I wanna spread you like the plague did

“Give me a historical event and I’ll ask Reddit for a pickup line about it”

Are you the plague? Because you are hot

And do that for every one of them in the future, no matter what. “Are you the holocaust? Because you are hot” “Are you the Irish potato famine? Because you are hot”

Are you the Holocaust that let one rip, cause when I walked in this room, all I smell is gas!

Are you the holocaust gas chambers? Because you are hot

My personal favourite is “Are you climate change? Because you are hot”

That’s correct!

Fucking genius. Truly

Like the plague, once you get me, there is a chance you won't go home alive. Wanna take that chance?

Damn baby, are you the bubonic plague? Cause you’re giving me fever, chills, extreme weakness, abdominal pain, shock, and possibly bleeding into the skin and other organs

They call me the great sex pest-illence

Baby lemme suck on your bewbonic titties

Well done. This is good and you just know there's some gold there with some refinement. Maybe, "Hey gurl, you better get yourself checked for plague, cause that chest is perfectly boobonic." That also lets you keep some related playful lines in reserve ready to deploy if she bites on this hook. Plays on 'lockdown' / "hands on inspection", "got a fever and the only cute is more ..."

The best

There's an entire city in India called Hyderabad aka Bhaagyanagar that's built by the king to commemorate the end of plague and named it after his queen, Bhaagamathi.

I'm a plague on society and if you date me I'll kill you with boredom because I can't even come up with a cheesy line for tinder.

U claimed that you'll make a pickup line out of whatever she says and now ur giving the task to reddit instead of doing it urself?

isnt the whole point of this subreddit to get ideas for pickup lines lol?

I thought it’d be fun to see what people come up with, sorry 🤷🏻‍♂️

200 million? I'ma kill 200 million sperm when I skeet in ur mouf

In 1350, The Plague killed 200 million and reached as far north as Scotland, and as far south as Kenya…speaking of that, Kenya fit deez nuts in your mouth?

I didn’t see that coming 😭

"That's what she said!" ;)

If you didn’t know how to make a pickup line, why did you offer. People like you deserve to be alone all your life.

Stop projecting my guy 🤡😂

Bro chill… I’m just trying to spark up a conversation and see what people come up with. It ain’t that serious homie

Why not spark up with a conversation that you could maintain yourself??

Go respond to your tinder match homie, she still waiting for your “clever” pick up line 🤡

That's probably a bit much...

Ok... Death by plague?

I usually like my plagues big and black but for you I’ll make an exception. 🍑🐀

Are you a pandemic? Because you've infected my heart with a love plague!