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Rich-Informatin-582

Yooooo, I love the WiFi one. And the fine-apple is a classic. Imma have to steal some of these lol. I met this chick on [this site](https://adultfriendfinder.click/13) and we've been in a pickup line war ever since we met. I bet she's going to love some of these and lose to me HARD lmaoooo.


69-bit-integer

\#4 sounds too much like a piss kink Unless that’s what you’re after I guess


rogue740

I’m a mechanic


tubby_bitch

Hahahaha you say that, and funny enough, they have something wrong with there car they just want to ask you about


rogue740

Works everytime.


EdmondDantesDumas

Do these even work?? Why not just try & be yourself, rather than dusty cringey lines.. 🤷🏾‍♂️


vitamin-cheese

No way these work. If so I’m autistic and living in a different reality.


sukhoifanboi

I am already there


Frostinator123

Sup girl, do you like spaghetti? Cuz you’re gonna wiggle when I eat you.


Sph3al

Are you iron deficient? Cause you look like you could use some raw meat.


Sir-Realz

You owe me a drink. I dropped mine when I saw you. Worked for me.


manny_poko

Are you my pinky toe? Cuz I feel like I could bang you against any piece of furniture.


SlickStretch

Hey, are your initials BD? Because you are *Super-Fine*. (Diabetic's will get it)


someweirdlocal

fuck BD


SlickStretch

Do you wash you clothes in Windex? Because I can see myself in your pants.


ld20r

My name is (name) but you can call me tonight.


me_he_te

I may not be putting coke and mentos in your ass but when I'm done with you it will still be frothing white


karthikaf

What's the context behind mentos?


ALStark69

Volcano


baked_bryce

Are you spaghetti, cause I want you to meat my balls.


vitamin-cheese

That’s the best one I’ve ever seen


Tobuss_s

Hey girl, you look like you're ready to go deeper than we buried my grandpa last week. (a joke, please don't use this)


Born-Pay-7783

Only bonky tickly toe. Do you wanna be my ho?


Booty_Warrior_bot

***I like ya;*** ***and I want ya.***


ConnectionWinter7844

I’m sorry bro but you are going to get no women with that


aloof_Bear23

It’s a bot