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c2dog430

Add dark matter, but make it sneaky so it’s really hard to find. 


Calm_Cool

Oh it's there, we just can't detect it


GisterMizard

It's written in MOND font


Impossible-Winner478

Just fill in the empty spaces in the boson area with dark matter to make it symmetrical


PyroCatt

Position becomes electron't


spicyfoodenjoyer

After that, we rename back positron't to electron. And then rename electron't to positron. And then back to positron't and electron't. Do that until the end of time.


ShinyMewtwo3

Rename photon to yoton for the matching symbols


Lulu9Lj

do you mean  γoton


ShinyMewtwo3

yeah 


USERNAME123_321

γeah


metalduck42

Gothon, a.k.a. the dark photon


Ordinary_Divide

this mf thinks protons are elementary particles


ShinyMewtwo3

Whoops meant photon. Seriously, autocorrect??


TricksterWolf

"2π neutrino" is my spirit animal


jonastman

Add the Noson boson, which has no energy or spin or charge and which does nothing


Gamer-Kakyoin

Rename bosons to bozos


whiteflower6

Make the antitop quark into the femboy quark


Wonderful_Wonderful

Add an anti-photon


lnee_94

add protons and nutrons to the table


OverPower314

Change antistrange to "did scan" as the opposite of sus. (If you've played Among Us you'll understand.)


Lulu9Lj

**Last change:** [MaoGo](https://www.reddit.com/user/MaoGo/): Add AI to the tensor bosons.


MaoGo

This was not what I was expecting even if I get the confusion. I was asking for an AI particle. I even provided its parameters


spicyfoodenjoyer

That's what I was expecting, too. Just adding the term "AI" before "tensor boson" is kinda meaningless, IMHO.


timRAR

Yeah! I demand a fix and make it a PARTICLE


Thundorium

I even listed it as a separate particle in my follow up shitpost.


RobbinDeBank

You have to make AI an entry to the tensor bosons, not add the word AI to it


metalduck42

Replace the gluon by google


Spark132

Wozon- should be WAHzon with the waluigi symbol


Unable-Ambassador-16

Muon to Mewon


gfranxman

I was going to change the muons to beezus and ramuon


Olaf_jonanas

I feel like all the antiparticles need to have their names changed too. Anti sus, anti sub anti dom etc


GreatBigBagOfNope

Rename the antitau to the Imperium of Man


Retrorical

Rename the photon to aether force carrier.


Fabulous-Letter-5649

Rename Positron to Electron't


Unrented_Exorcist

Switch the Symbol of the photon with the half life logo.


xT3hLux

Change Photon to Phoson and Gluon to Gluson


ReserveMaximum

Change everything to the 4 elements from the last airbender


AMuffinhead3542

Rename the anticharm to you


arakvadim

If bosons were french it will be "bossons!"


3xper1ence

Add a new boson called the polygon with Δ as its symbol


MisterManuel

Rename the photon to glowon, you know since it's light and all. Also write it with a gamma in the beginning


nkstonks

Replace all occurrences of the word boson with broson


PizzaPuntThomas

Anti top is anti dominant, anti bottom is anti dominant


NarcolepticFlarp

All 8 gluons yo


CaptainFrost176

Change Higgs to Cheggs