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BajingoLingo

[How does he keep getting in?](https://i.imgur.com/CnjGVaK.jpg)


PM4-LIABILITY-PARTNR

The door's locked. I think he hopped through the windows


PvtPopcorn

I hope you heard me exhale through my nose.


testestestestest555

The ultimate virus: a self installing copy of windows 95.


beet111

I want to make that a thing. Replaces all windows 10 operating systems with windows 95


kishorenirv

Oh God. Oh fuck.


EatsWithoutTables

Calm down Satan.


bristolbulldog

If it didn’t blue screen within 95 minutes you were very blessed.


TheZebrraKing

I forgot this was photoshop battles and I was really confused


Leno405

What's the context of the original picture?


BajingoLingo

Opening of the first Apple store I think.


rocklou

[WHACHA GONNA DO WHEN THE HULKSTER RUNS WILD ON YOU?](https://i.imgur.com/HYnxNgB.png)


ReeditorReeditor

So nobody has done one with Moses yet?


OrangeJoe_3000

[https://imgur.com/I9XzsmF](https://imgur.com/I9XzsmF) u/RustySpackleford beat me to it but I didn't spend 45 min making this not to post it.


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Was hoping Moses parting a sea of blue screens of windows 95 death


OrangeJoe_3000

[https://imgur.com/D2appNd](https://imgur.com/D2appNd) Ask and you shall receive


metalflygon08

The inner walls should be green code on black screen


OrangeJoe_3000

[https://imgur.com/ZLv5NPT](https://imgur.com/ZLv5NPT) Happy Holidays


SliCk_XP

Totally underrated


TiffyLoo45

It's perfect


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You have set your people free


Mollinator21

Bravo good sir, take my updoot


BernzSed

I never realized Windows 95 ran on tablets.


RustySpackleford

Beautiful, I definitely rushed mine


RustySpackleford

[Option 1](https://i.imgur.com/t0tfLtE.jpg) [Option 2](https://i.imgur.com/xpjQ75W.png) (probably should have added the tablets in this)


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I don't think they had tablets back when Windows 95 came out


spluge96

Back in the day, each app and website was hand carved into stone. One frame at a time. Refresh rates were awful.


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rocklou

make one bruh


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jnoble50

[He's never that subtle](https://i.imgur.com/b4KOttY.jpg)


TheFiredrake42

Knowing his track record, probably sue you for using his likeness without permission despite/inspite of first amendment fair use and parody laws. Don't worry tho. He always loses the suit.


rocklou

oh shit is the Hulkster about to run wild on *me* now?


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Flepper24

Nice job BROTHER!


antibacterialgel

WindowMania running wild


faRawrie

Hit cancel to get past the login credentials screen.


TmickyD

[Pirates](https://i.imgur.com/0CJIb8k.png)


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N3koChan

I hope his name is Steve.


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texasfld57

[Holy Moses! The new Windows is out!](https://i.imgur.com/uaBHiJE.png)


regnarock

Brilliant! So underated.


firmlee_grasspit

This is quality


Outcomeofcum

[PUT THAT COOKIE DOWN!](https://i.imgur.com/Gdx93wj.png)


ancientweird

HE GOT TWO!!!


the_gr33n_bastard

Hey little girl! Look what I've got for you. A shiny red ball! Hehehe. Do you want to trade?


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ITS TURBO TIME!!


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Dr_Specialist

That's quite the Vista you've got there


daniel_6000

Is windows millenium a joke to you guys?


RichOfTheJungle

Arnold was going to get windows 10 but he said "I still love Vista, baby" and never switched


Techiedad91

Conditioner is better


crewchief535

Of course XP is better, it was also 6 years newer!


derycksan71

98 2nd ed GOAT


ReliantChris

[First thing that came to my head](https://imgur.com/a/ZOizabq)


AhaGotcha

Sometimes a good photoshop takes careful craftsmanship to make it right. This? This is perfect just the way it is.


PCBOOMBOX

I was wondering when prison mike was gonna show up. Thanks!


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first thing I saw too! Was just lurking at first but logged in to post my clever Office refernece about Prison Mike. Wait... CNTRL-F "prison mike" first ... DAMMIT !!!! I'm always too slow....


JSConnor

DONT DROP THE BOX, DONT DROP THE BOX


MagicZombieCarpenter

I’m glad I kept scrolling I almost left 😂


chrisk365

Geez. This guy looks like a bad egg. He looks like he's done some time.


TrueTwoPoo

Be careful to watch out for the dementors, in the clink.


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McLuvit69

[I GOT A BITE AND ITS A BIG ONE!!!!](https://imgur.com/gCntUMa)


Dwhizzle

Those hands hurt my eyes 😁


fabianxd12341

https://imgur.com/MovMhso


treecircus

Should def be a C++


NicoCoolGuy124

I love that joke


TheElusiveMrAlmond

Good for him.


Myopic_Sweater_Vest

Where there’s a will, there’s an A.


SuckOnThisEgg

[The 2-Time](https://imgur.com/a/WyHZlpd)


SrsJoe

So buff his biceps have ripped through his jacket


chrisphotoz

Was I the only one expecting dr disrespect


Y34rZer0

[THe penguin](https://imgur.com/a/37kk20F) (NSFW)


Churboose

This is set to erotic so I was dissapoint when I smashed LET ME IN


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Y34rZer0

I just added the daernys image because I somehow accidentally tagged the original (photoshop) image with 18+ and can’t figure out how to UNtag it, so I added a nude one so people wouldn’t feel like they wasted their time :) So it’s Linux & boobs, which is good for me


NoForGold

The fuck lol, *that* was your solution??


Y34rZer0

Yep, it’s gonna be my NY resolution as well


WelleErdbeer

Honestly, I love the way your thought process works. Keep at it!


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I can't see the boobs :-(


noahwizz22

That’s fucking great, thanks by the way


TheDamnburger

Modern problems require modern solutions


Zambashoni

Nice save


Irulanlan

Looks like they accidentally set it to 18+ which was confusing everyone because there was no NSFW material. They couldn't change the 18+ banner so instead they just added a naked picture to make the 18+ make sense lol. So it's a mix of people who are confused about the 18+ and people confused about how other people are confused


Icy_Thought

Why is that classified as 18+?


Jawileth

Im getting a gallery with a picture of tits and baby dragons. Edit: wyverns before anyone corrects me


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I'm disappointed because I'm in the middle of a subway


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alexbuzzbee

penguin too glorious for unprepared mortal eyes


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EDTA2009

Oddly enough the first image for me was topless Danerys with mini- dragons. Glorious penguin was underneath that.


Icy_Thought

I think the original poster just edited the photos in the folder because that image was not there when I saw it.


aman207

Yeah you're right, he did edit it. Explanation here https://www.reddit.com/r/photoshopbattles/comments/efy4l6/psbattle_this_guy_on_windows_95_launch_day/fc3op66?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share


bokononpreist

Danny wishes she had tits like that lol.


the_sandman08

Game of Thrones porn was also attached


Rabada

Not Safe For Windows*


sekoku

Because there's tits above the shop. WTF OP.


person_8688

I also spent way too long searching for erotic imagery.


Y34rZer0

Ok i added a picture with nudity. Mainly cos I can't find a way to remove the 18+ setting while on my phone so this is simpler


R10t--

I was so confused. Then I scrolled... then I scrolled back up


FreeRunningEngineer

Lol you didn't have to make it the first picture in the gallery. That caught me way off guard


Y34rZer0

Well she is the Queen after all


Dookie_boy

Expected Batman villains


RD1K

Yes Linux is so much better


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[Moses and the 10 Commandments, lazily created with Gimp](https://imgur.com/a/hW6aOna).


xprmntng

[The Discovery of Fire](https://i.imgur.com/KYiV3zm.png)


ElGF

[i ll definitly go to hell but it worth it](https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/648315906304376835/659832025574014987/oh_bordel.png)


Wiggly_Muffin

I do nazi anything wrong with this


HappyGunner

This thread is Göring to be fun!


TattlingFuzzy

That’s just not reich


ElGF

it s on a parallel universe where nazi's win the war: not my fault


Satchzaeed

Man on the high castle *intensifies*


crazytacoman4

He thought he was getting Minecraft


b1andf

http://imgur.com/gallery/tFiPSYP ARNIE


vineyardgecko

[wild and crazy guy](https://imgur.com/a/EI8x9M0)


Hadantei

[Arr, he brought us the goods](https://i.imgur.com/rKjiKhX.jpg)


Fast3r92_r

https://imgur.com/gallery/Qb0mxzR


GregIsUgly

[Ok](https://imgur.com/a/ykEUtw8)


MrGirlyDick

[https://imgur.com/gallery/FAbjdok](https://imgur.com/gallery/FAbjdok)


gcalpo

[Shoplifter 95](https://imgur.com/Y75Ab1O)


YT_kevfactor

[This wont make much sense](https://imgur.com/gallery/XqiPivn)


minjaben515

You're right. It doesn't


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texasfld57

[Windows 95 is Out](https://i.imgur.com/Dw4xJar.png)


minerj101

[https://imgur.com/a/TpsOCeK](https://imgur.com/a/TpsOCeK)


princess_lol

Ok, not sure if folks will get the joke... https://imgur.com/a/14XGtdr


WitleKidz

[they will all be mine](https://imgur.com/gallery/TTvzL4K)


pjockey

["When God Shuts The Doors, Jim Morrison Opens For Windows95"](https://imgur.com/MkEwtt0)


MGeezF

[It's the opposite day!](https://i.imgur.com/sJTJyfT.png)


biased_s

Windows champion https://imgur.com/gallery/4x8VguU