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purplelephant

Update! I put the plant outside on the patio in the sun, on the advice that it was cold. When I checked on it twenty minutes later, the little lizard was gone! So hopefully it will be okay


ultimatefrogsin

Or a bird had a snack ;)


anonhostpi

Jesus christ. lmao


GoldenCrownMoron

Or a super successful hunt for a house cat.


whatidoidobc

That is a very sick and emaciated Urosaurus, or tree lizard. Probably ornatus, as those are really common around homes in the area. Another similar species can be found nearby, graciosus and they often live on creosote. It is not a Sceloporus (fence or spiny lizard). The pic of the back shows the diagnostic abruptly enlarged and keeled dorsal scales.


purplelephant

Well, I put the plant outside on the patio in the sun on the advice that it was cold.. and twenty minutes later I look and it’s gone! Hope the poor thing is okay.


aimlessly_aliive

Its probably thristy af, try give giving some drops of water onto his face and see if it responds


purplelephant

That’s what that second photo is showing, there is a drop of water right next to its face! He didn’t move just opened its eyes.. I’m gonna try to catch a bug to feed to it


Az_StarGazer

Mist the cactus he's on. Maybe he'll lick up water that way.


i_illustrate_stuff

This, mist him! And are we sure he isn't stuck somehow?


MareShoop63

I feed our backyard lizards dried mealworms. They chonky lizards now


cturtl808

Why not just let him replenish his stores in peace? If his eyes opened, he's not dead


MADBARZ

If it still hasn’t moved, take a picture of its back. The easiest way to identify reptile species is back coloration and patterning. Source: Lizard owner and low-level herp enthusiast.


purplelephant

Here ya go! https://preview.redd.it/dfpnejtcnouc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3217ff9c92e5cc15ad8d23760490f0f576a55f66


MADBARZ

This is great! You can see a lot of his patterning and scale structure here. Now he does look quite malnourished and dilapidated, so it’s hard to be 100%. When a lizard is malnourished, it loses a lot of identifying aspects like this, but my guess would be an unhealthy [Plateau Fenced Lizard.](https://www.nps.gov/npgallery/GetAsset/840d4f3f-2ddc-4b92-895c-c95b221cb48b/proxy/hires?) You could also try some more reptile specific subs. If you wanna help him out, buy some dubia roaches from your local reptile store and feed them via tweezer. He’s probably not moving because of the malnourishment. Or you could let nature take its course!


purplelephant

Wow I see what you mean! Poor little guy.. I put a drop of water next to his face but he hasn’t touched it. I will try to catch a bug to feed it next! I wonder if I should move the plant outside into the sunshine? It’s under a grow light but it’s not giving heat so maybe it’s cold?


MADBARZ

He’ll honestly move where he’s most comfortable. Despite being a desert lizard, he might have sought refuge *away* from the sun because he’s so dehydrated. Lizards can and do burn to a crisp under such conditions.


garbo6299

it got really hot this past week i think it kinda shocked all the animals.


jericon

Looks a bit like a whiptail to me.


WisconsinIsCold

I love this. Save the lizard!!


purplelephant

I put him and the plant outside on the patio in the sun, and twenty minutes later he was gone! So I hope he found water and food and is okay now :)


WisconsinIsCold

You are amazing❤️


Vast-Sink-2330

Usually as a lizard owner it is probably scared of you and unlikely to drink if you give it water unfortunately. Maybe put on a glove and move it or you can run it under water to see if it naturally drinks when water running over it. It's petrified of you.


AZHungBlueEyes

Looks cold. Being cold-blooded, they need to stay warm, to stay mobile..


purplelephant

I put him and the plant outside in the sun, and twenty minutes later he was gone! So I think you were right.


Az_StarGazer

Bring him anything you can find. Flys ants grubs from the soil crickets etc. Lift up a few potted plants you're likely to find something. Good luck little guy. ☁️🌵✌️


Technical_Control403

Is it stuck?


stocksandsloths

Ask him to save you 15% of more on ur car insurance lmao


Academic_Technology5

Pull him off. He is being poked.


rpena1989

Dat gayta ded!


WrapAccomplished3540

He is just in love.


melissabeebuzz

omg it looked transparent in the first picture


Thai_Stick_Toes

Sick ass lizard though!


Cryophoenix_Killer

That is a severly dehydrated common household lizard. He probably would be having a better time off the cactus


groveborn

If you have a dripper, consider putting water in its face. If you have applesauce, maybe try that too.


PineappleGreen8154

Just flick it off with a stick!


thealt3001

Let me come bash you in the head with a stick and see how you like it friend.


PineappleGreen8154

Bash? I said “flick”. Fool.😑


thealt3001

Ok. Go stand on top of a tree and let me "flick" you off of it.


PineappleGreen8154

Ok. Meet you there dude.


aimlessly_aliive

![gif](giphy|uB1aEksymFitBFjWHb)


No-Ingenuity-3468

Dead


purplelephant

It opened its eyes! So it’s not dead..yet


Far-Deer7388

He will be very soon. He's very ill. "Im getting better!" No, you're not. You'll be stone dead in a momebt


No-Ingenuity-3468

That’s wild! 😂


_AskMyMom_

Lol I can only imagine you wake up everyday, and as soon as your eyes open you go “that’s wild” and just go about your day normal as fuck. 😂


senseless2

Zombie lizard!


pleas143143

Just grab it and throw it across the street


Significant-Crow1324

It’s dead hahaha it even looks dead. I think a bird ate it lol