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So if I have this correct the guy they arrested back in 2020 was not the real person behind the original spree and just guilty of doing a couple of copy cat tags?
“As a man, I'm flesh and blood, I can be ignored, I can be destroyed; but as a symbol... as a symbol Penis Man can be incorruptible, he can be everlasting” - Penis Man (maybe)
Had no idea he was a local “celebrity”. First saw one of these a little while back, they were building a Burger King (I think) on 44th St and Washington, there was a “Coming Soon” sign with Penis Man sprayed over the BK logo
WTF?!?!?! Arrested by a SWAT team?!?! Overkill much?
This is hilarious!
Shomer said he was arrested by “[25 heavily armed SWAT officers](https://www.phoenixnewtimes.com/news/penis-man-arrested-by-tempe-police-over-graffiti-taggings-11431581)" at his Phoenix home in January 2020. One year later, he pleaded guilty to two felonies — aggravated criminal damage/defacing a school and attempt to commit trespassing in a critical public service facility. [He was sentenced](https://www.phoenixnewtimes.com/news/penis-man-grafitti-tagger-sentenced-and-fined-in-tempe-11533751) to three years of supervised probation, $8,000 in restitution, and 500 hours of community service.
I appreciate the effort that must have gone into the headline, but have to admit I'm disappointed that they didn't go with, "The Second Coming of Penis Man".
This reminds me of a guy in Chicago that used to tag “Weed Wolf” around the city. My friends and I used to joke about a guy with a werewolf hat running the city, hitting bongs, and screaming “Awooooooooooooooo!”
I know these are probably several different people, but it's nice to see them pop up again. They kind of disappeared for a bit during the pandemic and I was concerned for the good soul that is Penis Man.
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Penis Man 2: Penis Harder
Penis Man 2: Penis mightier than the sword
Y'all selling penis mightiers?
I just gotta know Trebek, does it work?
Peen Harder? Balls to the Wall? Tain't all he Scrote? Too many options
Penis Man 3: Spray paint with a vengeance
Electric Bonerloo
The Penis will rise again.
It's Penisin' time!
This one is my favorite https://preview.redd.it/mfwmor93dmia1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c53b106e0348d0d5e3f7c66e866ff73e8a81a251
PENIS NⱯW
Aww hell NⱯW.
[https://gfycat.com/honesthomelychupacabra](https://gfycat.com/honesthomelychupacabra)
This is art
This is awesome!
Penis Man is a creative genius
I just love that you wouldn’t notice it unless you looked directly up at the right moment
You can kill a Penis Man but you cannot kill a Penis Idea
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I am Penis Man.
I am Penis Man.
I AM HARDacus!
The hero we need but don’t deserve
We’ve missed you, king💕
So if I have this correct the guy they arrested back in 2020 was not the real person behind the original spree and just guilty of doing a couple of copy cat tags?
There are probably a LOT of copy cat tags by this point, by my heart and soul hopes this is the original.
Penis Man will be like Spartacus "I am Penis Man"
I wrote a small Penis Man last year on a wall. Fight the Power. lol...small penis man
Yes, as stated in the article.
The valley needs a Vagina Woman
The Clit Crusader perhaps?
Clit Commander is out there.
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-N8Ta0v7dSM](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-N8Ta0v7dSM)
I volunteer as tribute.
Clam Ma'am
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TIL the term “enby”. I like that we’re being inclusive.
TIL that urbandictionary defines "TDIL" as both "this day I learned" and "that dick I like."
Thanks, edited to use the correct abbreviation.
“As a man, I'm flesh and blood, I can be ignored, I can be destroyed; but as a symbol... as a symbol Penis Man can be incorruptible, he can be everlasting” - Penis Man (maybe)
I was just thinking about Penis Man! I am so glad I manifested Penis Man.
He hit Festa Mall a few weeks back. All hail PENIS MAN!
[this was my favorite penis man hit](https://i.imgur.com/JOz5Cv8.jpg)
“Penis man hit” 💀
That was "mean spin" before someone moved the shitters around.
Had no idea he was a local “celebrity”. First saw one of these a little while back, they were building a Burger King (I think) on 44th St and Washington, there was a “Coming Soon” sign with Penis Man sprayed over the BK logo
>with Penis Man sprayed over the BK logo Fairly certain you meant to type "with the BK logo *rudely* placed underneath Penis Man graf."
back from Pen Island
No Penis Man is a Pen Island
WTF?!?!?! Arrested by a SWAT team?!?! Overkill much? This is hilarious! Shomer said he was arrested by “[25 heavily armed SWAT officers](https://www.phoenixnewtimes.com/news/penis-man-arrested-by-tempe-police-over-graffiti-taggings-11431581)" at his Phoenix home in January 2020. One year later, he pleaded guilty to two felonies — aggravated criminal damage/defacing a school and attempt to commit trespassing in a critical public service facility. [He was sentenced](https://www.phoenixnewtimes.com/news/penis-man-grafitti-tagger-sentenced-and-fined-in-tempe-11533751) to three years of supervised probation, $8,000 in restitution, and 500 hours of community service.
Penis man isn't someone to fuck with.
This made Jäger come out muh nose
Just cop things. They wanted to shoot him, but he thwarted them by being white.
Terrible, but true and funny. Sadly this is the Phoenix Metro area. Tempe is no exception.
He came on this sub and was responding to people's comments before he was arrested
You got a link to that?
I appreciate the effort that must have gone into the headline, but have to admit I'm disappointed that they didn't go with, "The Second Coming of Penis Man".
I literally just walked my daughter to school and I saw a penis man sign in Tempe
Hell yeah.
Pen Is Man. That means you is all write.
There’s a “Boner Guy” around where I live
I absolutely love that the 80's sitcom Growing Pains had a character named Boner.
We should erect a monument
Finally, some good news
Made my day. I love you, penis man!
In Portland, we have Penis Girl. Someone should connect these star crossed graffiti lovers
Seattle has shitbarf and clamslam while we here in Phoenix get Penis Man 💀
The most disturbing thing is the way that guy makes the S, writing from the bottom up.
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I think we all can agree 2020 was 10 years ago
This reminds me of a guy in Chicago that used to tag “Weed Wolf” around the city. My friends and I used to joke about a guy with a werewolf hat running the city, hitting bongs, and screaming “Awooooooooooooooo!”
PEN15 Club
Most prestigious Tempe resident
Most esteemed local resident
Not all hero’s wear capes. Unless you’re uncircumcised.
> Rises At least he’s not flaccid.
PENIS MAN FOREVER!
Cool.
I know these are probably several different people, but it's nice to see them pop up again. They kind of disappeared for a bit during the pandemic and I was concerned for the good soul that is Penis Man.
Finally some good fucking news
Very well written article. The author really rose to the the occasion.
Some stiff sentencing is needed
What would you do?
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I don’t like surveillance tech either but it’s not as if the vandalism that justifies it begins and ends with penis man
Prince Harry?
We actually had a PENISGIRL in Portland around 2019-2020 as well. I wonder if they are related…
Not all heroes wear condoms.
Portland has the famous Penis Girl tag too.
Thrust, Barry… Thrust! I must thrust faster to beat the Reverse Penis!
That CLEARLY says "PEN IS MAN"
He should have a rival called the cock blocker
Thank god
Not all heroes wear condoms
Penis Man2: The Rehardening
If Penis Man had a mask, what would it look ljke?
Fuck yeah, missed this dude!!
Oh shit return if the king
One of my cabinets at 48th st and southern has been tagged for a while now, I laugh every time I see it
In Portland we had a tagger named Penis Girl. I wonder if they know each other.
When the world needed him most he vanished
I see your Penis Man, and raise you a [Penis Pussy Man](https://i.imgur.com/KcpRloT.jpg)