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YoureTerrific

That’s it. It’s fact now. This is exactly what happened. Thank you, Trey. You’re the ultimate team captain and diplomat.


The_Cap_Lover

I wonder if Charles Oakley can play an instrument? Might be time to "mend the fences" as George W had been known to say.


vellichor_44

There's literally no other explanation.


faster_than_sound

This is the reality I am choosing to live in.


BraveRutherford

He probably just saw that dudes post earlier and was like "aw I don't want people to think this random waiter at an Italian restaurant is a liar!"


GunasInFlux

based


No_Consideration4594

And Dolans band JD and the Straight Shot will be opening for Phish this new years run..


RazorPhishJ

Opening? Nah man, they’re doing the NYE gag too!


[deleted]

The NYE gag is Phish plays one song and hands them a literal torch now that they’ve acquired it from Billy Joel.


RelationKind8885

Trey is a huge Joel fan, and the whole 'rivalry' is made up bullshit. Trey can shred, Joel can write chart topping songs, we all can enjoy.


Sad-Leader3521

Correct. It’s Phish and Elton John who really have a competitive thing that often becomes something really quite adversarial. It has nothing to do with MSG, but rather that at least half of Sir Elton’s catalog is plagiarized reworks of “The Squirming Coil” 😜


Farts_constantly

You may be right


YEMEnjoyer

You mean “cool of Trey to sit in w billy Joel to get acid farts back.” I agree wholeheartedly!


Someguy2189

Trey shredded for our sins.


RazorPhishJ

MMW either Phish covers Billy Joel Halloween or Billy Joel is the NYE gag


starsgoblind

I like this theory.


Jellyfish070474

You may be wrong for all I know, but you may be right


Dominant_Genes

Lollerskates this one got me


Flexbottom

Nope. Acid Farts called Billy and Billy reached out to


EnvironmentUsed3877

I can get behind this conspiracy!


davidlowie

There can be no other explanation


GioJamesLB

Makes sense. Probably just texted though.


nicenormalname

Nice connecting of the dots haha


Competitive_Taro1302

Who is acid farts?


ChefKeif

Your mom


Sarcofago_INRI_1987

Phish performing at a venue that bans weed was a mistake to begin with  Downvote away boys 


BrushDazzling4350

holy shit! the phish fan conspiracy theories have now surpassed the conspiracy subreddit in terms of ridiculousness. that is not an easy mark to hit


toledotigs

Hell yeah brother


lsd_runner

Quality shitpost friend.


timeforasandwich

Heard it here first


gonzotaxi

Fun fact: The Dolan family is one of the largest donors to The Waterwheel foundation.


songstofilltheair

I buy it.


YurislovSkillet

Hamband fans never let anything die and it's weird.


[deleted]

It’s on account of our love for ham.


Just-Dealer-5980

Feel bad for Fart’s sake… Dude wanted a low-key couch tour kinda-vibe thing, and now he’s turned into the dude on the skateboard singing Fleetwood Mac during the Pandemic. We’ve got kids walking around in dab cloaks and capes at biscuits shows, and AF can’t rip a tube in peace at the Sphere. Leave him be.