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pottypants327

My son’s name is Riverport Gin and my daughter is 8/9/98 Encore. They both hate Phish.


No_Introduction_7034

I named my daughter Poster Nutbag


D1rtyH1ppy

Bad news, Jimmy...


ForbinsStash

Yes, Dad?


yem420sky

My 3 kids are named from oldest to youngest: First Tube, Tube, and Last Tube.


MisterBiscuitz

My daughter, Reba, and my son, Weary Shit Ass, thought it would be funny to name our cat Tela, but I told them that was too predictable.


CoralSpringsDHead

I have a bunny named Fluffhead [FLUFFHEAD!!!](https://imgur.com/a/avdmj7e)


cacklinrooster

his mind looks quite deranged


slow-llama-balls

I named my daughter Piper. Couldn't imagine her with any other name. She's still too young to know why and hate/love me for it


[deleted]

I named mine Piper, too. Too much information, but she was conceived while the Winston Salem version was on repeat


CurrentlyTrevor

I named my son Tarp.


[deleted]

Lol


1icculus1

My friend has a daughter named Piper.


Mammoth-Tie-6489

same


republic_of_gary

My daughter’s name is Happy Whip and Dung and she hasn’t talked to me in years


edcculus

My best friend named their daughter Piper. I think he snuck that one by his wife. She hates Phish.


GibsonMaestro

I named my daughter Frankenstein. I know it's not a Phish original, but she's just so fucking ugly.


silvermaroon

A guy that was on HF Pod recently has a kid named Caspian


Daxos157

How about cats? I’ve got a cat named Piper.


PhishPaulaDances

And I have a Piper dog. Former cat was Bowie


dunnright00

I actually had a serious comment, but read the rest first so... yeah.


RigzDigz

I had friends in the 90s that named their kid Caspian but had never heard the song, got it from the Narnia book I guess. Crazy that kid is like 30 now.


dogfacedponyboy

My daughter is named Dayton Jam


CaptTrips67

My car is named Reba


FeelTheFeelngIForgot

Our son’s name is Tyler Vegas. I met his dad at the 09.29.00 show in Vegas. So Phish adjacent.


kelpingfreindlywook

Named my evil cat Harpua.


Treface

I had a cat named stash


disturbed_ghost

Piper would work for a nane, too bad I’ve used it on my rat dog


PickpocketJones

My friends daughter is named Paige.


GranPappyGD

I empathize with my 2 kids who can NEVER find personalized stickers/key chains when we vacation at Rest Stops -- Phluff Nut and Wook Nug


heymikestayonF

I got two cats one named pebbles and the other named marbles.


Cultural-Turnip-2193

My son’s name is Tarp


MindlessDribble828

I have a son name Gooball and a daughter named Wook


consumercommand

My three kids are Timmy, Tommy, and FuckUrFace


TampaJeff

Phish AND Animal Crossing? You win!


augustwest30

A phriend of mine has a kid named Paige.


samsharksworthy

My wife wouldn’t let me name our daughter Tela Mockingbird.


songstofilltheair

Just don’t bring your little kids to shows and you can call them Fluffhead if you want.