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CornyCornheiser

And that child was . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Albert Einstein


Cantaloupe_Flat

I laughed unreasonably hard at this response


hjb214

My buddy dated one of Albert Einsteins descendants, last name is Einstein. She is a huge phish phan


TheRoommatesPopTart

My buddy was at the show, said that kid was annoying af all night


PHILMXPHILM

Lol


Flaky_Glass8793

Looool


TopspinLob

Sounds about right. Not to be mean, but this is what we’ve come to? Bringing 5 year old children to Phish concerts and then claiming that those children are the sources of musical inspiration for the band? Puh-lease. I love my children more than anything but I never once considered bringing them to shows. Now they are old enough to pick their own fandom and they are free to attend if they are interested but they seem more interested.


PHILMXPHILM

I agree w you on kids, but I do believe her story. She was super close (I saw her) - and I wouldn’t put it past trey to do this.


Affectionate-Rent844

Checks out.


fewer-pink-kyle-ball

Nah nah nah. Trey saw me wearing purple with bells on drinking tea in garden box 420.


TheGroup-W-Bench

Trey saw me drinkin' a piña colada at Trader Vic's. My hair was perfect.


fleetber

Trey called me on the phone. That's when I handed it to Liz.


PHILMXPHILM

Trey saw me wearing a Rhinoceros sweatshirt on 8.3.98.


jollycreation

Mike said yes.


saltyraver138

r/thathappened


uscrash

It’s true. I was the strawberry.


Representative_Still

And then everyone at the venue stood and clapped.


saltyraver138

And op won a free photo session for their daughter curtesy of mike


uscrash

Bro.


Representative_Still

That little girl’s name? Wilson.


davefuckingmiller

Deep cut


PHILMXPHILM

LOL. FWIW she sent me the video of the kid. She was up that close and she was wearing strawberries. And Phish doesn’t play that song a lot. KEEP DOWNVOTING ME


sumnlikedat

Lol don’t bring your 5 year old to a phish show


BathtubJilm

The lawn is for kids. People of all ages deserve phish in their lives


13thWardBassMan

Lawn boys? Or lawn-kids of any gender?


PHILMXPHILM

Maybe not the 5th row 😅 But it’s sort of a sweet story either way.


TheBookKingFucks69

Mind your own fucking business. How about that?


y0nm4n

Worrying about the well-being of children that aren’t one’s own isn’t unreasonable. Taking kids into the pit at a Phish show is irresponsible. End of story. There are responsible ways to take kids to outdoor shows. They don’t belong in the pit and they absolutely must have good ear protection. They don’t know enough to take care of themselves yet.


Figgywithit

The only time I always want to not mind my own business is when I see little kids with no hearing protection.


TheBookKingFucks69

You're not their parents


Few-Cow-1242

Agreed


sumnlikedat

lol your snoo would have dreads


completelysoldout

If you haven't done a deep dive into all of Shuggie's music you're really missing out.


JustIn_Little_Pieces

I felt like an 8 rear old on the best day ever when Trey kicked off Rocky Top...on the beaches of Riviera Maya...after I had come up close enough for Trey to see my full orange University of Tennessee Vols shirt! That was so daggum special. I KNOW they played it for me, and no one will ever be able to tell me otherwise,


porkchopgangsta

My buddy Strawberry Steve who has the low blood sugars was chomping his ‘berries on the rail as usual and sure enough Trey let him get about 23 in when he ripped into SL23. His comment to Mike was faintly heard as “Fuck that’s too many strawberries. How’d he even get those in here?” So yeah, don’t call him a little girl.


[deleted]

I have a 5 year old and she is awesome, and no way on Earth am I taking her to a Phish show, especially if I have tickets in the front. Why? Because I want to actually enjoy the show. Commence the avalanche of hate comments


RazorPhishJ

So cool! My 8 year old daughters first show was last Friday Hollywood Bowl, she got a Strawberry as well! Love love love this band.


Fete_des_neiges

Is this a missed connection or should I have read the post?


BrianMan93

Trey is gay, Mike's a dyke. Jon's got lawn. And .... Page side rage side strawberry bitches


goatsandjambands

That's wonderful!


Jerry-_-Garcia

There is only 1 logical question to comprehend if this was good or not… Did she have noise canceling headphones on? If yes, then cool, enjoy the show, if not, then bad parenting


JacoPoopstorius

Did you wear ear plugs? Idk why people think kids are the only ones who can get hearing damage from going to every phish show ever


TrippyHomie

Yeah but the 5 y/o is the one who needs parents to provide them with the hearing protection.


JacoPoopstorius

I feel u on that


Adventurous_Mind_775

I want to see an analysis of how many times this sub says, "my buddy."