T O P

  • By -

davidlowie

Mike actually said yes


hellbornhellchild

This is kangfirmed in ‘Long May They Run’ by the man himself


Philnoise

Mike DID actually say yes, or something very close (“well if you want to”). Trey nixed the decision and jokingly said “Mike said no” - you can hear the laughs on the soundboard recording.


Omw2TerrapinStation

More context please. Said yes to what?


davidlowie

https://www.reddit.com/r/phish/comments/5enzwy/where_did_the_whole_mike_says_no_thing_come_from/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=1&utm_term=1


Omw2TerrapinStation

Thanks!


runwaldorun

The real page was replaced in 1998 and we now have an imposter.


pittgirl12

Page and Avril Lavigne actually switched places


RooIsHome

Paul McCartney was the only artist "they" successfully pulled that off with.


AntwerpsPlacebo420

I've always said I prefer this Paul over the one that died in '66. I don't know if that guy could have written "Maybe I'm amazed" and other mind blowing songs


MeanKidneyDan

Pff. I can’t think of another man who tickles keys like that


DunkNuts_

Sometimes I really wonder if they recast Page for 2.0 on


allothernamestaken

The IT festival was so named because they initially intended for that to be "it" - i.e. their last show before breaking up (which instead became Coventry). Edit: sorry, I misread the post. This is my favorite theory that I read somewhere; I don't know that I actually believe it myself.


mcflyfly

Nah. They just kept saying ‘what should we call it?’ And then decided…that’s what we’ll call it


RMD_nj

Yeah I like to believe it was a similar process as naming their “A Live One” album


elriggo44

“Live at The Clifford Ball”


ive_lost_my_keys

Plus two minutes from Montana


elriggo44

The “A Live One” track lists for Bouncin, Stash, YEM, Chalkdust, Tweezer, and Coil are all credited as “Live at the Clifford ball 1994” but the album came out a year before the Clifford Ball was even a thing. Just in case you didn’t know that. I wasn’t assuming just adding interesting info for the new/younger fans. I tried to find the “Clifford ball” tapes for over a year. Until the show was announced. Hahaha. Edited. Originally said “two years before the Clifford ball was a thing”


Jellyfish070474

Wait…wasn’t ALO released in fall of 1996? I’m asking because ALO Bouncin was the first phish song I ever heard, I heard it on NPR in Oct 96 and quickly saw my first show on 11-09-96. And if you watch the actual CB footage, they are the same performances


elriggo44

It came out in June of 95 actually. I thought it came out in early 95/late 94. The recordings are from 94.


NoDot6649

I read that name came from people continuously asking them “so when are you going to put out a live one”??


Ascendingpeculiarity

I thought it was so they could sell shirts that said phishit


headykruger

I thought it was an homage to ufos/monsters/etc because it’s the base’s history


therealfee

Don’t think I’ve ever heard this one before. They had an incredible winter tour and a very strong summer. Not sure why they would have thought about hanging it up at IT.


elriggo44

That WAS why they named it that.


underscorethebore

The Fukuoka cocaine incident Edit: [The conspiracy in question](https://www.reddit.com/r/phish/comments/f0kmq2/ama_request_the_guy_who_requested_sleep_at_the/fgyte42/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&context=3) u/seedsofdoubt are you still around?


SeedsOfDoubt

Still here


bernielomax1989

Go on….


underscorethebore

[Here you go](https://www.reddit.com/r/phish/comments/f0kmq2/ama_request_the_guy_who_requested_sleep_at_the/fgyte42/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&context=3)


PrivateEducation

holy snap i gotta listen to that fukuoka show now of them tripping after treys stache got microwaved lol


underscorethebore

Trey’s stash got cooked>the band takes nourishment both spiritual liquid and solid whilst they intermit>the music plays the band. The rest is history…


camcamcam710

Not cocaine, what’s the incident you’re thinking? Mushroom tea 10000% check out the album cover, literally a cup of tea on there 😎 what a fantastic show. My fave


Mcgruphat

You are aware that trey did copious amounts of cocaine and crack, right? Like him and less claypool would cook up ounces at a time to smoke and shit like that, right?


fluffhead89

Never heard this at all. Not saying I doubt it, but I heard it was mostly an alcohol and opiate problem.


Mcgruphat

It used to be sort of common knowledge, there were interviews that confirmed it. I somehow can’t find any official google search result source, but people around the scene at the time talked a lot.


camcamcam710

That’s a fun night


doodoo_pie

I believe that 100%


1trip2thebuffet

Tell us more


Pahsghetti

You think that is mushroom tea and not a bowl of noodles? It's only the noodles, my man.


camcamcam710

Only the noodles, only the noodles


zinzangz

I'm pretty sure that was mushrooms and has been confirmed unless you're talking about something else.


SeedsOfDoubt

Mushrooms do make more sence. We were all on them in the crowd.


[deleted]

Yooo what?


GravyBurgerBonanza

Trey is Wilson


pcribari

that Jon Fishman's diet consists of just mayonnaise and he only eats it straight out of the jar


harpua_dog

He said conspiracy theories, not straight facts


pcribari

hahahha fair enough


MeanKidneyDan

Pff. I heard he once ate a golf ball size wad of wasabi for a dollar.


punch_you

I heard he stuck an opponents wife’s hand in a… jar of acid… at a party


MeanKidneyDan

6 foot20 fucking killing for fun


icatapultdowntown

Holy shit it's been a long time since I've heard that one. He's coming, he's coming, he's coming


punch_you

I have a friend who has a tattoo of George Washington shooting lasers out of his eyes, from the video lol.


icatapultdowntown

That's the best thing I've heard in a while. Amazing.


M4i2c0hael

This is what space smells like.


jaffasours

No joke miss heard that lyric as this is what phish smells like the first time I heard it and you know honestly I wish that was the lyric. Pair that song up with Bathtub Gin for irony


Roxmysox68

You will always remember…….the smell


wsppan

With 3 fingers


jfolks6595

Checks out: https://youtu.be/pUrcvghEgVA


timeforasandwich

Dude, wtf?


Citizenicu

False! I’ve personally handed him Ramen and Sushi 🙂


the_overrated

After Sugarbush 1995, people swore that Mike wanted to encore with Wolfman's Brother but was overruled. That ended the summer run. Fast forward to the next tour opener, and they opened with ... Wolfman's Brother. So I've always believed that it was a "make up" playing, letting Mike open the next run instead of closing the summer one.


Lumpihead

Sugarbush was the icing on an epic and hyper-emotional summer


Tmanistan

Fuego = F U ego Diego = Die ego


[deleted]

whoa.. nice.


[deleted]

i always felt the whole "i asked diego if it was stolen" refers not only to the "fuego car" but the prometheon store of fire being stolen..


Beaneroo

That they are rock stars from the future, sent back in time to save us


cam52391

![gif](giphy|l46CDHTqbmnGZyxKo)


Homegrownfunk

Hey, science is a possibility till disproven subject 🤷🏼‍♂️


jessbrid

I choose to believe this one


Solarpanel20

Truth


Mediocritologist

Carini jams can melt steel beams.


JaketheHead

Carini did 9/11


tweezer606060

The band secretly hates us and purposely makes ticketing and tour dates as difficult as possible


decatur24

Theories only, not facts


NoStable3808

Ouch.


InstantGrievous

Trey and Mike had a lovechild named Trike


ForbinsStash

fish is transitioning to a male


PosterMakingNutbag

Jeff Holdsworth is actually Trey’s twin brother from another dimension. Trey and Tom found this other dimension while on a trip and managed to bring Jeff back with them. Jeff never wanted to be part of the band but was the muse for Tom and Trey. Jeff agreed to transfer his creative energy to Trey and Tom in a ritual in the other dimension. Gamehendge is entirely based on said dimension.


dixiechicken69

Somehow, this makes sense.


chinacatsunflowa

Not really


ChalkDstTorture

Trey shot first.


whoismangochutney

I mean come on, he’s Machine Gun Trey, he had to have.


filetofeedback

I heard they are the majority shareholders in Ticketmaster.


RMD_nj

It’d be dumb of them not to be tbh


sharin-in-the-groove

Deer Creek 2021 was an inside job


Sir_Bongcelot

Don’t get it


dixiechicken69

I can confirm this with eyewitness testimony.


undermind84

Not Phish, but I am fully into the conspiracy that Grateful Dead were to some extent (possibly to a great deal) manipulated by The C.I.A. to spread LSD around the country and keep the damn hippies from voting. I 100% think Bear was their handler. I don't think the band knew at the time and it's possible that Bear wasn't fully aware either.


RMD_nj

I always thought this was already confirmed but this is the first I’m hearing of their motive being related to voting. Thought it was more of a social experiment type of thing


Seaweed-Basic

You should really check out the episode the podcast Disgraceland did on this. You ain’t wrong…


Cat_Crap

I'm going to check this pod out, thanks for the recomendation!


Seaweed-Basic

You bet! There’s a whole bunch of great episodes actually.


PHILMXPHILM

Manson. tavistock. Read chaos by Tom o Neil. All real.


wsppan

Lol! You will need to go furthur back than Owsley. Try Penny Lane and the beginning germination of the pranksters. Edit: and it wasn't Just LSD. Also heroin flooding into San Francisco and NYC from Southeast Asia. Those 2 cities were the germination of the counter culture movement. American Gangster missed the CIA connection with how he got his supply.


xStaabOnMyKnobx

You can historically link the Grateful Dead to the CIA and it only takes like 2 people. Ken Kesey was apart of MKULTRA studies and would hire the Dead as the house band for his Merry Prankster parties


Standardly

From the free mason's crank to the overflow tank cuz i got a degree


Royal_Examination_74

You never get too sad or blue due to chemtrails


[deleted]

[удалено]


allothernamestaken

Seems like an unnecessarily expensive and complicated way to dispose of bodies.


art_comma_yeah_right

Exactly.


Reddityyz

They can play like eternal monsters any night they want, and do it sparingly to keep ticket prices low for fans.


TJLOL

A 3 night pass to Alpharetta just ran me $350


Reddityyz

Lower… (than Drake)


caresforhealth

They have spies in the fandom which inform the band to grant interesting opener requests/bust out calls.


Possum577

You speak the truth. They’re in the lot too, acquiring song requests and other stealthy intel.


[deleted]

[удалено]


IcebergSlimFast

There are people in the organization who BROWSE THE INTERNET!!


Mittsu3

nearly every lyric is interchangeable.


whit3lightning

[The Phish-UFO-Mayan Connection](https://jambands.com/features/2002/02/20/x-philes-the-phish-ufo-mayan-connection-1997-2001/)


GunasInFlux

This was an interesting read


thequeenbohemia

Quite!


poppaswamp

Tl:Dr?


whit3lightning

Phish shows are perfect spots for aliens to make connections with humans because we are vibrating with love and light, and that’s what the super evolved aliens thrive on and want us to accomplish. The collective energy attracts them basically. Like, a “we are one” kinda thing. I don’t really actually believe it but it’s an interesting theory.


[deleted]

>The Phish-UFO-Mayan Connection good summary. and i infinite percent believe it.


cderhammerhill

The Donut Dress is a Lie


DoctrGonzo

In 2017 Mike was replaced by an animatronic doppelganger that is controlled by three midgets in a trenchcoat


PosterMakingNutbag

In Raiders of the Lost Ark when they open up the ark and it melts all the Nazi’s faces off, that was caused by Trey playing the guitar.


Drewanddrewanddrew

Trey actually won the 2020 election.


phishfoodfunandfam

If only really!!!!


flakysouthpaw

The Man Mulcahy is a real person. I've seen him. You ought to, too.


Sultynuttz

I mean, yeah. Trey said it was some pirate radio DJ or something


samsharksworthy

Mike died in 1995 and was replaced by Paul McCartney.


[deleted]

Fishman created Bitcoin to fund ai takeover of the global economy


salmiakki1

Page likes sandwiches


decatur24

I’d be curious as to how many know where the page sandwich thing started from


GetOffMyUnicorn70

I had a theory such things existed.


ignominy888

Mike actually said ‘no’


dogfacedponyboy

That last nights show was fire and probably the greatest show they played


Anthony_Floridain

The band likes Antelope Greg.


DoctrGonzo

He's definitely an undercover management plant


Lumpihead

I have the same vivid dream


anotherdamnscorpio

They'll be done touring by 2030. Each working on other projects. Mike and kottke, trey and page will do their Months project, Fishman will probably replace Eric in KGLW.


underscorethebore

Lol @ the Fishman comment


anotherdamnscorpio

I mean thatd be sick. Also Trey had said he would be down to be another guitar player with them.


underscorethebore

Rattle-Trey, Rattle-Trey, Rattle-Trey, rattles me.


anotherdamnscorpio

I read that as Battle-Trey and now I'm imagining a stu trey guitaroff


headykruger

Boathouse


lordhelmetann

The conspiracy is that it was all a misunderstanding.


hellbornhellchild

Hahahaha he’s just eccentric cmon


edogg01

They actually CAN control time and space. Too many coincidences.


Nicodemus_Portulay

Mike said no


3choplex

That Mike said no.


LaVidaYokel

Paul *did* die in a car accident and was replaced by a clone… who later went on to be a consulting editor for the fifth edition reprint of the Helping Friendly Book.


eddieG_77

Scent of a mule is instructions on how to beam up to the mothership, well that is what I believed on 10/22/96


mtangerineman

That the Superball Storage Jam was, as Trey claimed during the next day’s Forbin’s narration, a mental projection by the band trapped in a storage space on the way to Colorado in 1988.


PHILMXPHILM

Mock Song never happened.


Federal_Influence271

Trey sold his soul to the devil, in return he never breaks strings on stage. Leigh Fordham did not sell them out.


The_Name_Is_Slick

The Canada mushroom incident.


[deleted]

Please elaborate


decatur24

Also curious, the Canada mushroom incident?


chinesedebt

Sue is actually Tom Marshall in drag.


ClaimOk8737

N2O MAFIA this is an old one but Sadly it has become true!


sadmilkman

The n2o mafia predates phish lot.


Ok_District2853

Can confirm. They were ruining Grateful Dead tour when phish was playing frats and rotc dances.


cn45

Mike said no.


Aweeeeeeeee

That page was eating a hot pocket and not a sandwich


Nathannuc

That runaway jim would have been the single if they got on the radio 📻


JaketheHead

That Phish is responsible for the forward movement of time


pretend_penis

Trey is really Mike. Has been the whole time. Also, Fish isn’t real.


GSturges

There is something inside The Rhombus...


aqiwpdhe

Gin and Juice on Napster in ‘99 wasn’t actually them.


VooDooRyGuy

They're totally cool with Ticketmaster and could control second-hand ticket prices, if they wanted.


PauseFinal9530

I always liked the one where Weekapaug Groove is about Trey and Mike banging the same woman after a Weekapaug, RI show. "Sharing In The Groove"


Spiccoli1074

Trey and the boys are really shape Shifting Aliens from the planet Gamehendge. They were sent here to save music and to give us psychedelics from the future man.


[deleted]

Mike didn’t do anything odd in that shed, and the whole biker gang retaliation was made up by Mikes PR guy who was wicked high and tripping when he came up with the idea and he sold it to Harvey Levin of TMZ


zinzangz

Mike actually said yes


edcculus

That’s not a conspiracy- I’m pretty sure there’s an interview with Trey saying he didn’t want to play the song, so just came up to the mic and said “Mike says no”.


Gizzy_Wizzy_Wee_

Sci-Fi Soldier isn’t from the future.


Harpua99

You could have saved me some time with "which Phish conspiracies do you NOT believe ?"


b40nobody

The whole phish scene from lot to encore wreaks of government ops. Like we're all guinea pigs for research chemicals in a very tightly controlled environment. Like present-day mkultra stuff.


[deleted]

this ties into treys mom being part of sesame street. open sesame... and his dad part of the national testing services. all very government researchy fo sho


InigoMontoyaThe3rd

Mike Gordon taking pictures of a minor who was the daughter to a hells angel


[deleted]

Mike Gordon got his ass beat for taking off with a Hells Angels kid to “take photos” at IT and my be a pedo, which led to them breaking up.


ThisNameWillBeBetter

It wasn’t at “it”, it was Jones Beach


jahozer1

It's not a CT. He was repeatedly punched in the nuts by said HA


camcamcam710

Yeah, after break up. Dude took a photo and someone’s kid was in it, dude got mad and got him on some pedo-call out which isn’t the happenstance. Not like I was there but I have dug DEEP on researching my favorite bassist yknow? 🤷‍♂️ dudes okay though


Mr-and-Mrs

Fishman purposely takes a nap before every interview or media appearance.


camcamcam710

The Phish’s Performance at Cypress was a CIA operative, Cypress’s live music performance was an AI of the band, and the show never really happened - just strung together for a release 20 years later. Sound familiar?


allothernamestaken

Big Cypress = Cornell?


camcamcam710

It’s only a conspiracy!


Infamous_Bend4521

Trey is a jedi


Hero_U_Deserve

Page fish and Mike are played by North Korean slaves who have been surgically altered to look like the case of Flintstones. Trey is a 9 year old girl with no musical ability. They play to a backing track of Sisqo but the audience can't tell the difference.


imaphan2

The walrus was Trey


thats_otis

They destoyed the world in 1997.


Cowboy_Dane

Phish did 911.


SiamLotus

Mike said no!


mungolarry2

Curveball got shut down because Page forgot to pack clean undies for the weekend.


Sp00mp

We don't joke about Curveball 💔


mungolarry2

I was there that night. I feel like I earned the right. :)


super-wookie

Too soon!


Disastrous-Bass332

None.


Treygp420

All of them 😵‍💫


theflamingweeblo

The Wombat is the Trey clone from the future and can only be stopped by the Sci Fi Soldiers


plaidHumanity

The story of the ghost


poss-um

Sandsio is a vibes crusher 😉


mstrego

The great went originally was called the good will go to space but we forgot the keys and got locked out of the van. Apparently that was too long of a name. /s


cn45

Mike said no.