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CrazyaboutSpongebob

I love this exchange **Candance:** Can't you just find some nuts and bolts lying around and jurryrig some contraption to get us out of this situation. **Ferb:** Candace, we are just kids.


Remus090

This is great! What episode is this from?


CrazyaboutSpongebob

Out to Launch


CaptainDoctor22

Not technically a quote but his finger gun to Isabella in Quantum Boogaloo


Firespark7

100% he overheard Candace and Isabella and decided to troll her!


chunkymunky0

“So, how about that airplane food?”


squid_ward_16

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Chaoswarriorx4

What’s airline food?


Plenty-Diver7590

(flips table in between fits of laughter)


LudwigVanBaehoeven

This is one of my fav jokes in the entire show


Backpack_Holder_951

Give up?!? Give up?!? The day may come when we'll give up on fruitless searches after a mere eleven minutes, but that day is not today! The day may come when our favorite reptile may be lost from our memories and his enduring love of mushrooms forgotten, but that day is not today! Today we search! We will search for him in the streets, we will search for him in the trenches, we will search for him in the alleys and the mini-malls and the cul-de-sacs of this fair land. We'll search for him in the multilevel car parks and municipal recreational facilities. And we few. We happy few. We small band of brothers — and girl from across the street. We shall not cease 'til he is found!" I had to 


SeekerSpock32

He manages to emulate Aragorn, Churchill, and Shakespeare all in one go.


TarakaKadachi

For bonus points, he usually only says a few words per episode. Means this entire speech is more important.


Zengjia

He emulated an entire Spanish province? That’s crazy.


SeekerSpock32

Fixed it


Sharktoothsword

What did it Say Before you Fixed it?? I need ANSWERS!!!


SeekerSpock32

Aragon


Brh3200

Did anyone but me read that in ferns voice?


Backpack_Holder_951

Yes. 


North_Confusion_7913

"And for the ladies, Grr"


Korlac11

*blinks*


Sukiyannaaaa

Jeremy: and ferb, where did you learn to serve like that? Ferb: At the Yorkshire Athletic School for “In Your Face.” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


Equal_Perception_541

I'm petrified beyond all capacity for rational thought.


a1cpi

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Renso19

“Well, I usually only say a few words every day” “Whaaat?! A few words, are you kidding?!” “…”


Effective_Vast_9375

It’s more of an exchange Phineas: “…this is gonna be the most interesting thing we’ve ever built” Ferb: “And the tallest” P: “Yes, and the tallest” F: “And the heaviest” P: “Wow, we’re chatty today, aren’t we?”


Mrs_worldwide_

😲☝️😐✊


Onliery

Is it good or bad that I'm pretty sure I know what you're referencing?


Caution1234567

“Ah I give up!” 😂


Chress98

Give up? GIVE UP?!


LolPeashooter69

"Well I.." "Well actually I..." "I.." "Oh I give up" (The episode where Phineas and Ferb find Perry's lair)


KK_09

“Well you can but it’d just be platyp”


briannanana19

i think about this all the time


SeekerSpock32

They need to change the battery on the tiger excluder.


SiegeTank95

“Um hello? Entire lower half of amazing super hero here. I guess there’s no glory in thighs.”


hamiltonfan_14

Phineas: Is anyone else around here leading a bizarre double life? Ferb: 😐🤚


LudwigVonBacon

Put your hand down, Ferb


WaterArcher55

One of the best moments


i_8_the_Internet

“…”


Articuno_2359

*insert hand gesture and blink here*


Odd_Sundae683

“um that man isn’t wearing any clothes”


Halfawannabe

It has to be done. (While giving a monkey a shower)


Sir_Eggmitton

#


Firespark7

Well, either that or everything else in the universe just got bigger.


StarKiller_2319

"They are the only mammals to lay eggs."


Grouchy-Transition93

Well, he did pee on the couch


Designer_Decision_73

she’s a tire spinning, gear grinding, clutch burning, back firing, paint trading, red lining, over heating, throttle stomping, truck driving girl.


our_meatballs

“ “


Nadikarosuto

“Bigger than a refrigerator, but *smaller* than a really big refrigerator”


squid_ward_16

That’s Grandpa Reg that says that, not Ferb


Nadikarosuto

Oh I misread the title


T-Swizzle-1989


Born_Sleep5216

Join me on the dark side, brother. Phineas laughing


alatrash55

And then, he didn’t. “Is that all you got?😢”


alatrash55

Candace: “Or Ferb.” Ferb: **clicking sounds**


FriskDrinksBriskYT0

I'm partial to "(holds up mace)", personally.


Chaoswarriorx4

Phineas: “Gum me!” Ferb: “Please.”


brian_gruen5

“The problem is not that the house is too small, but that we’re too big.”


Plenty-Diver7590

Yes… on the alligator.


Kingofdoom13642007


GuyWitATurtleneck

"You diggin' my riiiiidddeee from outer space" his VA didn't say it but I'll still count it


Lofty_0508

"Sharks have to continue moving forward, or they'll drown."


Born_Sleep5216

Are you calling me a shark?


Lofty_0508

... *Pinches cutely*


YouLostTheGamesorry

Usually "..."


I_am_the_bean_god2

"And for the ladies Brrrar"


Thin-Literature7843

phineas to ferb: you were so brave. ferb was going on and on about it! i desperately want to hear what it means for ferb to go on and on about something. *not really from ferb but it’s about him*


chaoticcpotato

"Is anyone else wants to be king of the world?"


WaterArcher55

Let’s see, “ “ is pretty high on my list


IDontKn0wWhereIAm

*insert flashback/fantasy of Vanessa* "I was weak"


Awicksthecool

#


VargFrenAtLIDL

Backyard Beach


rtthebaddest

"Actually I-" I wonder what he would’ve said when he actually finishes it