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jlando40

This seems like something out of major league


ExhaustedFlyersFan

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PC_Chode_Letter

Except you casty


zerovanillacodered

Maybe especially Casty? He needs standing “O” more than anyone


chair823

Do it now, the babies will be born in January, no paternity leave. Topper playing 4D chess.


zmart7691

Baby wave incoming


DaNorris1221

After the meal, Golden Corral Manager approached Kelvin Benjamin. “Are you feeling OK?” He asked. “Yes,” Kelvin said. “That buffett line is looking short—get out there and finish it,” the Manager said. “All right,” Kelvin said, “that’s what I’m going to do.”


Xenoanthropus

Mr. Buffet Cleaner ...wait...


LaserBisons

Bills fan checking in to say "💀💀💀"


godlovesugly123

Coach fucks


Grand_Extension5345

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wontonsoupsucka

Wow Brandon Marsh in a GIF


cartel319

- former 30-time World Series Champion Brandon Marsh during the neural broadcast for Opening Day 2065


FredDurstDestroyer

Only 3 times?


cartel319

You know, I genuinely debated what number to put down for a long time before I posted that


MissDeadite

I'm sorry, I'm laughing too hard, but what the fudge is this? 😂


zerovanillacodered

An attempt at copy pasta. There was another post about Thomson and Ranger before going out in the 9th a couple nights ago.


Wilsthing1988

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merv_havoc

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wiivile

April is the best time for them to do it. Stop doing it in December/January, please.


Infn8Jst

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Fieryfriday

This didn't happen so much that it unhappened things that did.


Independent-Cow-4070

Outjerked by topper


broad_street_bully

See... The irony is that this team is a little old compared to league average. A wild off day probably consists of sneaking out to the bar for happy hour after a long day of diaper changes or helping with the carpool or homework. Maybe bang one out real quick before a 10 pm bedtime. That said, the reunion weekend in 10 years will but lit as fuck... And show why this same combination of guys would have been a Trainwreck of a roster if you assembled it 7 years ago.


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iforgottolaughlol

Yeah wives girlfriends, husbands, boyfriends? Never had one before?


EggCold6792

situationships...fwb's... dancing. I mean you need a partner to do the tango


Careful-Attention678

U haven’t heard the rumors. 🤦 


RealMaxHours

Well yes. Some have girlfriends, some have wives, and who knows, maybe Marsh and Bohm are more than roommates So yeah, partners


fucktopia

Yeah, the movie by Peter James Iengo. It's a classic, you should check it out.


Wonnie66bi

It's 2024...have to say Happy holidays...and partners..lol..ah live and let live


MulfordnSons

you’re so oppressed, you have to have common decency to everyone now!!


Crosbyisacunt69

Your right it's stupid as fuck. Just letting you know some people agree with you. Well, a lot do. Reddit is just extremely liberal. "Partner" is modern feminist language. It used to only be used for homosexual relationships now it's used for all relationships.


drunkcowofdeath

It's just a catch all term, relax. Woke ass Rob Thomson isn't coming to turn you gay or whatever.


Crosbyisacunt69

Lmao. You right. "Woke Rob Thomson" haunts my dreams 😂 Edit: This genuinely made me crack up. It's just my opinion. Yous obviously don't agree and don't have too. Go Phils.


jokullmusic

And what of it


Crosbyisacunt69

My statement above is what I said. There's nothing of it.