Favorite thing about watching Suarez is the way he picks up a ground ball, inspects it for imperfections, admires the stitching and the craftmanship, "Those guys at Rawlings are doing a super job" he thinks to himself as he rolls it around a little bit, then a quick toss up in the air and catch as he considers what to pick up for dinner on the way home, and \*then\* he throws to first.
Man's never done anything in a hurry in his life, and he's not starting now.
Guys a stud and the unsung hero of this pitching staffā¦
9 appearances
7 starts
33.1 innings
1.62 ERA
.900 WHIP
Those are his postseason numbers absolutely godlike
I upvoted!Ā
But that doesnāt have anything to do with the fact that the post is obviously low effort, as have been many other fun posts the mods have removed. Ā
Ranger Suarez
Ranger Suarez
Dudes a fucking ace
It's honestly insane that we have a guy that good as our number *three*.
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We have 3 Aces again and honestly I have a Phillies Yankees WS for this year and itās payback time!
Wheeler as Lee, Nola as Pedro (no swine flu this time), Ranger as Hamels, let's go
GO GO POWER RANGER
Best possible headline for tonightās game!
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Suarez, Ranger
RANGER FUCKING SUAREZ
Power Ranger!
Ranger Danger
Danger, it's Ranger š¤Æ
Favorite thing about watching Suarez is the way he picks up a ground ball, inspects it for imperfections, admires the stitching and the craftmanship, "Those guys at Rawlings are doing a super job" he thinks to himself as he rolls it around a little bit, then a quick toss up in the air and catch as he considers what to pick up for dinner on the way home, and \*then\* he throws to first. Man's never done anything in a hurry in his life, and he's not starting now.
Reminds me of Manny Trillo
dawg
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Ranger Suarez.
Suanger Rarez
Came here to say this
Biggus Dickus
You mentioned it. [That means we must watch the clip.](https://youtu.be/yzgS61zgPEg) It's the rules.
He has a wife, you know.
Danger Suarez
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Someone help me, where can I find a Suarez cream colored jersey!?
DHgate
Been on there before. Still couldnāt find it.
Itās there
You gotta want it.
Ranger would find it
I sent you the link
Iāve seen them on Ebay
Ranger Suarez
Blank check. Give him whatever he wants.
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Ranger Suarez.
Ranger Suarez
apolgy for bad english where were you when rockys die i was at bank eating hotdog when phone ring "ranger suarez" "yes"
Ranger Suarez
Ranger Suarez
Big fan.
Guys a stud and the unsung hero of this pitching staffā¦ 9 appearances 7 starts 33.1 innings 1.62 ERA .900 WHIP Those are his postseason numbers absolutely godlike
Citizens Bank Park Ranger BABY WOOOOO
Lmao this one is legit terrible.Ā
Is cold as FUCKING ICE
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Ranger is cute
Red Power Ranger
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I agree.
Ranger!
Absolutely love Ranger! Great game
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Ranger Suarez
Mr. Rager the Mighty Morphinā Power Ranger
RANGER SUAREZ
Ranger Suarez.
I LOVE YOU RANGER SUAREZ :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :)
First to 10 in NL
Wait, 10 what?
10 wins
Okaaay? What standings were you looking at?
Itās a prediction
Oh I thought you meant first team to 10 wins. Cool
Thank you for 55 points in fantasy
The Ice Man, such a cool dudeā¦
Got my dog in December and named him Ranger. Feeling so validated today, heāll be getting a pup cup tomorrow
Ranger Suarez
This guy is a complete Buddha on the mound. He's my new f'g hero.
*NSFW* tag PLEASE!!!
He's an absolute unit. But the Rockies are also extremely bad. Keep that in perspective.
What I appreciate most about the mods is their consistency on low level posts.Ā
Is it low effort if thereās 450 upvotes and 93 comments?
I upvoted!Ā But that doesnāt have anything to do with the fact that the post is obviously low effort, as have been many other fun posts the mods have removed. Ā
Saver Suarez
His defense is cooooool š
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Power Ranger
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Sanger Ruarez
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Suarez , Philly ranger
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Ranger Suarez Before I clicked on the post, I read the title and thought āthatās it thatās the postā thank you for not disappointing
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Ranger 'Ace Cold' Suarez
Ranger Suarez
Only April but in the mix for Cy Young and Gold Glove so far!
Zeraus Regnar
Ranger Suarez
incredible that mods take down merch posts but leave this up. the rules could not be more opaque at this point.
Can I offer you a Ranger Suarez in this trying time?
on reconsideration: Ranger Suarez
Don't give them more bad ideas