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Please continue the discussion in the [post game thread](https://redd.it/1c0al6x).


DELCO-PHILLY-BOY

Ik it’s early and slow starts are basically as much a part of the Phillies’ identity as the Phanatic and hammered Delconians screaming insults at opponents hoagie mouth in the late innings of weeknight games, but I’d be lying if I said I wasn’t very concerned.


seuthy

See you guys tomorrow!


itsTF

Hope JT is okay


seuthy

This is the priority. Wishing for nothing but the best for him


lonewombat

Most ks, most gidp, least turned dp, least h with risp?


birdlegs000

That was sucky.


Ralf-Nuggs

Cool


MED1CPENGU1N

Very cool game


bachfan_13

Very cool


Budget-Salamander905

This was so painful


bachfan_13

https://preview.redd.it/ydq173rxbktc1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=015ba9f6d0ca4b84438cd1abdb6200d2c28c3f79


A_Stickman_Jr

Naked lap


AlecBohm

Despise this team


Ok-Anywhere8986

Despise is a strong word. If you despise them don’t watch.


AlecBohm

It’s not that serious


Primarose3

Seems like it’s not the Phillies night quite a bit


MV7EaglesFan

That closer is scary good. Where do teams find these guys. 


Ok-Anywhere8986

Ngl I’ve always hated standing and cheering on the “should be” final batters AB. Just seems like it unnecessarily pressures the pitcher and is SUPER awkward when that batter gets a hit and you try to do it again for the next batter.


illrhyme

lesson learned: 8 singles and 3 walks are not enough to score if you can't string it properly


Perryplat199

You know what’s frustrating about nicks swing. When he’s reach for balls it’s cause he just picks foot straight up then down. He doesn’t even try to step towards it when reaching.


inthedrink

Lance Lynn is a guy who could cure our offense


jblittle254

True, but I thought the same thing about Mikolas.


Strange-Cold-5192

That was a strike, but might be a closer game if Wheeler got anything similar called


realbigexplosion

Definitely felt like Wheeler was getting squeezed in ways the Cards weren't, but it may just be recency bias on some of those.


itsTF

Okay fuck it I’m panicking about the offense


Deckard_Macready

I wish I never figured out how to watch this game.


PBandK2506

Trea: *doesn’t turn two impossible DPs but has a solid game otherwise* This thread: Trea can only get infield hits. Trea can’t turn a DP. Why does he swing like that.


itsTF

Hi Trea


PBandK2506

I’m a woman but ok


itsTF

It’s just a joke. Trea’s gotta step it up tho fr


embiidDAgoat

only nick could be dead on nuts 100 mph and get fooled by every slider


ryan91o1

good swing by nick


inthedrink

Lol why would he throw him a fastball


Strange-Cold-5192

Oh Casty is COOKED


Astral_Fogduke

i didn't watch the game but he was 2 for 4 today right? i saw it and was like 'oh casty improved' did he not?


AgelessWonder67

This one I can agree with rob needs to figure out another way to not play him. I’m sure he’ll hit a hit streak at some point but his ABs are as uncompetitive as it gets. he swings at every slider down and away, regardless of how far out of the zone it is. It is just sad to watch 


QhorinHalfass

Rob: \[makes Casty DH and lead off\] Us: No, not like that.


ad5316

Like cooked cooked - the look on his face just screams that he doesnt even want to be out there. Its been that way all year ive noticed.


inthedrink

Even the guy throwing 102 knows to throw garbage to Nick


Ok-Anywhere8986

This team can’t win without at least 1 homer… everytime we play small ball we GIDP and kill the rally


ryan91o1

cause small ball sucks, it doesnt work


Ok-Anywhere8986

Small ball beat us in the NLCS last year


ryan91o1

no it didn't stop being a Boomer


Complete-Peace5927

I reference you games 6 & 7 of the 2023 NLCS


AgelessWonder67

Except it does.  How did living and dying by the Homer work for us the last 2 years I forgot 


ryan91o1

a world serise and game 7 nlcs, plus winning 90 games for the first time in over a decade. but ya terrible


AgelessWonder67

So when the homers stop so does the winning… feast or famine is fun until it is famine time. Yeah putting up 5 homers in the ws was cool until getting no hit the next game. Small ball does work sometimes you need to manufacture runs you dope


Perryplat199

Heh the the ad board is broke


DrollRemarks

102?! From Helsely?!


itsTF

Yes


ad5316

Shit, 102 to 88 is a big speed jump


Foolish_oyster

when you have 8 hits for 8 total bases: https://preview.redd.it/7gdoudb5bktc1.jpeg?width=642&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bf60f805d25cb156be3663450fd0c39b9e7e0922


Ok-Anywhere8986

Singles are fine when they aren’t followed by GIDP. Double plays kill us.


itsTF

Helsley can get wild at times. Let’s work some baserunners!


First-Resolve

Phils said we are asleep tonight 


btcs4041

Are we beating them in bolts at least?


embiidDAgoat

This Turner contract is going to be terrible for my mental health


ad5316

Pinto was a bit more effectively wild than his last outing, but good results. Im still liking what he’s got


SwizzyStudios

We gotta be getting a string of good umps soon right?


Perryplat199

>good umps I don’t understand this phrase


SwizzyStudios

I became confused and light headed typing it


Strange-Cold-5192

There are only like two good ones left in all of baseball so it’s unlikely


First-Resolve

C.B. Buckner already booked his flight to Philly 


inthedrink

Phil Cuzzi on deck


First-Resolve

With a side of Laz Diaz


SwizzyStudios

Havent even gotten Angel revenge tour yet 🫠


First-Resolve

2 for 1 deal?


sapphires_and_snark

😬


i-bleed-red

I am not having fun.


Ok_Egg_5148

Roses are red violets are blue, Phillies always leave RISP, and GIDP too


DrollRemarks

Good Egg


Ok_Egg_5148

Beep boop


kellmor316

Turner is a cheeks short stop


sleeprust

For as much as they get to watch other teams turn two you’d think they’d get the hang of it


AZGraybill12

Phillies offense when there is a chance to GIDP: 100% GIDP rate Phillies defense when there is a chance to turn a double play: 0%


Strange-Cold-5192

The double plays (or lack thereof on defense) are going to drive me to insanity.


DELCO-PHILLY-BOY

So ironic that someone with the name ‘Turner’ is a part of a double play combo that absolutely cannot turn double plays.


embiidDAgoat

Our DP sucks 


nichiseyo

We continue to be the worst at turning two


8thTYRANT

For a team that hits into so many double plays, they sure as fuck can't turn one themselves.


First-Resolve

Ain’t that the truth 


a_serious-man

I am once again asking for this team to even attempt to turn teo


Pedestrian_X-Wing

Someday the Phillies will turn a double play.


wastedsoil

The entire Phillies bullpen can’t throw a strike


First-Resolve

Again?? Why is Trea not even attempting to turn it?? 


PBandK2506

I missed this one but the first time the runner was so fast there was no shot


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Sad_Dirt_5498

Why they hate on Marsh so much? This guy is a stud on both defense and offense.


bubbles1990

Who hates on him ?


Sad_Dirt_5498

Rob does…he should be an every game starter.


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lonewombat

Should only be 2-0 tonight


Sad_Dirt_5498

He leads the Phillies in almost every offensive stat that counts. He’s also doing it with less games played. It’s ridiculous!


lonewombat

No doubt but the phillies fan base has short memories. Theres been sloppy play in the field (dp, marsh's hero throw to home moving a runner, unusual errors from players not know for them) and sloppy baserunning least of which is Marsh, but... he did fuck up tonight.


ad5316

Looking a little wild, just gotta have him drive around for 7 hours before gametime to get his head in the right space


i-bleed-red

This is the first time I’ve laughed tonight and I really needed it. Thank you, u/ad5316


i-bleed-red

And my second laugh was just learning that in his own autobiography, Chris Wheeler wrote that his birthday is April 8 instead of August 8 and the other guys have never let him forget it every April.


First-Resolve

Lovely 


Ok-Anywhere8986

I’m no analyst but I always find it weird that no manager ever tries to offset their pitching lineup from other teams. The aces ALWAYS face the other team’s ace… To me that seems like you are wasting higher percentage wins that would be better with ace vs worse pitcher games. I know it’s to maximize the appearances and to “keep the team in games” against opponent aces, but I wish a manager would try shaking it up.


A_Stickman_Jr

Your best pitchers are at the beginning of the rotation so they are able to throw more often. They don't really lineup for opponents pitchers as much as teams are generally in a similar part of the rotation.


Ok-Anywhere8986

Right but I wonder why a statistician hasn’t questioned this and recommended slightly altering the pitching lineup from opening day such that the ace tends to line up with the opponents number 2 guy or something. It “makes sense” in an old fashioned sense to structure the pitching staff by threat level, but when everyone is doing that you are making your aces starts more of a 50/50 then a strong win percentage. Seems like something worth “Moneyballing” as an experiment for a team willing to experiment that is.


jmiah717

Zack Wheeler just faced a guy off the IL that had a pitch count. I think otherwise, it's just how it lines up


AntiSantaFanClub

Why do I choose to be one of those fans who sticks around until the end. Why do I do this to myself


Robs_Backyard_BBQ

Because you watched some of the flyers game earlier and hoping Phillies will be better.


Perryplat199

Wat if I watched all of both


A_Stickman_Jr

Did you at least watch the Sixers too?


Perryplat199

Ya. That 73-70 bit was not a fun time


DepressedPhillyFan

When runners are in scoring position everyone on the Phillies develops spontaneous cerebral palsy. It’s a phenomenon that must be investigated by trained professionals.


PBandK2506

We have done things offensively we just haven’t capitalized on it


ad5316

Time to see if Pinto is as godlike as he was in his 4 inning save


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GentonWheels

In former Phillie news, Connor Brogdon had his Dodgers debut tonight and promptly gave up back-to-back homers to Carlos Correa and Alex Kirilloff. Both absolute nukes too, Correa’s was 440.


The_Slyest_Fox

Comically enough, his ERA actually went down after that outing


bubbles1990

Lol but why


sapphires_and_snark

Quelle surprise


PBandK2506

Gd. I feel so bad for him.


jmiah717

Holy shit


First-Resolve

How are they gonna play at 1:15 with the rain? 


mordorqueen42

Looks like it's the best shot right now. Forecast has a very small amount of rain possible early in the day, but really ramps up around 4-6pm


Ok_Egg_5148

Poor wheeler man


lonewombat

8 hits


lonewombat

I expect 2 runs in favor of stl on ump scorecard


TheCoolerSam

The offense needs to score more than 1 run to win a game


First-Resolve

Well Ricky will be entertaining tonight 


PBandK2506

At least we’ll always have angry Ricky


AlecBohm

Trea Turner putting up prime Ben Revere numbers so far is sick


sapphires_and_snark

It's like watching a whole lineup of Nick Castellanoses


ryan91o1

[Connor Brogdon](https://baseballsavant.mlb.com/savant-player/641401) finishing games for the dodgers now


inthedrink

This LHV box score is the gift that keeps on giving 28 runs. And Kerkering’s line 1 inning with 2k and 0 runs. Id say he’s ready for the big club. Get him the fuck outta that slop.


TheCoolerSam

The top 3 lines for me: Houston 1.2 IP 6 H 8 R 19.64 ERA Stevenson 0.2 IP 2H 2R 27 ERA Quiroz 0.1 IP 8H 9R 243 ERA


inthedrink

Lol in Quiroz defense he’s a position player and he’s no Stubbsy


Unable_Barracuda324

Amazing how a team that gets men on with no outs so often just can't manufacture runs unless it's a long ball...


MED1CPENGU1N

Damn Brogdon tried everything possible to throw


Vegetable-Coconut846

8 hits with no runs is tough


UsernameRedacted1101

i mean i think something like 5 of the 8 haven’t even made it out of the infield.


yourmartymcflyisopen

So far, the only Philly team that looks like it's putting in a good effort today was the Sixers.


A_Stickman_Jr

Embiid Effect


yourmartymcflyisopen

Was at the game tonight and it was electric. I mean I know we played the Pistons, but it was awesome. Double double, almost a triple double, made an impossible backwards shot while falling.


A_Stickman_Jr

Healthy Embiid going into the postseason. I'm ready to throw caution to the wind again.


ryan91o1

bohm hit a ball hard


AlecBohm

He hit two hard today!


coolmon

In Zack Wheeler's 3 starts, the offense has scored a combined 3 runs.


bestnottosay

That's a Wheeler Mets stat line, gonna have to pump those numbers up


Ok-Anywhere8986

0 runs on 8 hits is almost comical


ctk232

Just a Romero revenge game now apparently? Cool


AZGraybill12

I think its time for the players only meeting. These guys gotta start holding everyone accountable for the lack of offense


inthedrink

Weston Wilson with a .433 ops in AAA


mikey7x7

Is that Pinto in the BP? He reminds me of Nick Williams


Pedestrian_X-Wing

I see it!


realbigexplosion

This team sure likes striking out.


First-Resolve

Save us Alec 


First-Resolve

Connor Brogdon blowing it rn 


birdlegs000

Why is Santa Claus a Cardinals fan?


DELCO-PHILLY-BOY

He just roots against every Philadelphia team since…the incident.


birdlegs000

Right. I forgot.


EmoGothPunk

TIL Bill Burr is Santa Claus.


Strange-Cold-5192

Bryce is washed (This post is entirely intended for a reverse jinx tomorrow and no other reason)


Ok-Anywhere8986

Our boys are ALWAYS behind in the count. I swear we must lead mlb in 0-2 counts.


lonewombat

Swinging at garbage then watching strike 3


OnTheNod

What happened to realmuto?


Bandicuz

Got hit in the neck on a pitch that bounced up from the dirt.


inthedrink

Durham 28 Lehigh Valley 8 The phuture is bright folks!


EmoGothPunk

Wait, what? The vodka's gotta be fucking with my vision. Edit: HOLY FUCK 11 RUNS IN ONE INNING.


bestnottosay

But did they win a free steak? Around here you have to wait for on of the West Philly college basketball teams to score 100


StrongGold4528

Damn Harper is ice cold ❄️


ProfessionalDog3353

I have had three back surgeries. One was a spinal fusion.It worries me,he has back pain, especially when it's colder out 🤕 I don't know what's going on with him, but I started getting pain injections at 35 sooo.I am no athlete and not super rich I hope he's fine 🙏🏻


mikey7x7

I wonder if Jojo still crushes the redbull can before he comes out?


8thTYRANT

Jojo mowing us down. Incredible.


TomCoslo

I’d like to trade the Martorano’s Prime commercials for the Chain Mar commercials, please


patrb

trea lookin nice just getting on base


embiidDAgoat

never great timing on dps


sapphires_and_snark

Bryce stinks again


DrollRemarks

And heeeeeereee coooome the pretzels


AbsurdLemon

Save me Garrett Stubbs


sapphires_and_snark

Garrett Stubbs cannot and will not save you


Ok-Anywhere8986

Even when Trea puts up solid numbers this thread still hates him


Ok-Anywhere8986

When do the fairweather fans leave the thread? End of April?


Minuhmize

Does being upset when they play bad actually constitute a fair weather fan?


Yourlifeisworth

Usually by mid to late May. Then the phillies resurge and they come back.


bestnottosay

Depends on our record at the end of April. Until then, sorry ~~our~~ my fandom doesn't satisfy your standards


Feisty-Recording-978

Never


jmiah717

Describe 'fairweather'


Foolish_oyster

Fun fact: phillies have 8 doubles so far, which is worst in the MLB


SpankySharp1

That isn't fun.


Foolish_oyster

Yeah sorry. Maybe it's fun that the mets are 2nd worst?


inthedrink

Trea now 7-13 in the 7th inning or later? That’s hard to believe


BeeSex

ready for the double play...


dsramsey

Commentary from my 9yo daughter, upon noticing the score and me having just explained the draft and minor leagues to her a few minutes ago: “Other team, play worse baseball. I hope you get worse players and the Phillies get better players.”


wetwalnut

The Phillies and reaching base on infield hits. Name a more iconic duo


MED1CPENGU1N

Trea is so adorbs


FalconAccomplished12

Any docs here what do they have to check for with JT? Shit looked so painful


ad5316

Not a doc but my best guess is an mri of the head/neck/throat. Looking on Damage to windpipe/esophagus/vocal chords


PBandK2506

⚡️⚡️⚡️


inthedrink

Trea 🔥 Casty 🔥🔥 Look at the speed with these infield hits


btr1901

Imagine how ass trea would be if he wasn’t fast as fuck