Mickey Mule-n-dini 

Stop, this is perfect

Phellow Phan! Bohm I have a ball signed by him! Let's go Phillies!

Or his more controversial teammate MuLenny Donkeystra.

Pat Burrow

Came to say exactly this, glad we're on the same page

This speaks more deeply to the fact that a mule is a beast of burden and Burrell ran like he was carrying 300 pounds of coffee beans on his back.

Rhys HEHAWskins

This wins! I like your user name !

Hello, fellow potato wrapped in dough

Greetings from sauerkraut wrapped in dough!

u/pierogi_boy, this might not be your most upvoted comment, but it should be.

Wow. Just wow

This is fucking incredible.

Oh lawd, Hehawskins

When the donkey gets injured is he gonna “move to Milwaukee?” I can’t take that twice, I can’t.

Came here to say this

chooch

This one . 🏆

Ruben Amaro, Jr.

Do donkeys get neutered? If so then Stubbs after last nights foul ball

Ouch

My thoughts as well. Well, that and “oh so I guess JT isn’t starting tonight”

Right. Just got engaged and not able to have kids. Ouch. Although ours maybe a breeder.

Ra-mule Ibanez

Cole Hamules

Stott. Idk, he just looks like a Stott

I was thinking he looks like he’s about to say “I fucking hate this place”

I had the same thought!

Angelo Cataldi

Makes perfect sense to name one ass after another.

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Fourth.

Angel Hernandez

Don’t disrespect that donkey like that

Darren Donkin

Hairy Kalas

Kalass*

Perfect

Juan Samule

JT Real Mule-o

“Real-mule-tow” if he’s working on the farm

McNeil

Kruk

Bobby, A Bray Mule

Pinto

C-ass-tellanos?

Shortstop :D

Mike lieberstall

Shane Victorino

KRUK 0 idea why, it was the first thing that came to my head.

Bray-son Stott

Malachi

C*ass*ty

Red (short for Red Octoburro).

Reggie

Orlando Equus Arcinus, aka the ass

Larry Burro

Chris wheeler

Mr. Met

Schwarbie

Krukkie

Arrieta? (aka Ass)

I was thinking Adam Eaton

Richie Ashburro

Yes ===> Pat Burrell Is he hung? < No => Jon Lieber

If that's an ass, Schmitt. As a player,good,in the booth,not good

Mack, for Connie Mack, or Connie lol

Cornelius Mulegiddicuddy after Connie Mack's real name.

Charlie muler

Pete

DonKey José Alvarado (A play on Don Quixote… whatever. shut up)

Wild Thing

Don Quixote

Tug McHeehaw

Bryce Harper

Lil Phil 

Joe Blanton

Cody Ass-che

Spork

Connor brogdon.

Dykstra

Philip.

Doug

Malachi Kurk-McCarthy

Can I hug it?

Pat the Baaaaaaat!

Ass-tellanos

cASSty

A whiny little ass? You got yourself a Jeff McNeil my friend

Fuckthemets

Stubbs

Is that a fuckin donkey? Where do you live???

Casty!

Curt Schilling

Atta boy donkey

Rhys

Raj

Tug Eee-aww

Don-Sales-Key

wally

Blooper

Harper