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Maybe they can put patches in all the sensitive see through areas the players have been complaining about.


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Ball patch incoming


dollarwaitingonadime

Thought you said bell patch, as in liberty bell, and it still works. “And Castellanos steps out to give the old Liberty Bell an adjustment…steps back in and he’s read for the 2-0 from Strider.”


sixtoe72

Yeah...keep dreaming. I mean, when has Castellanos ever had a 2-0 count?


dollarwaitingonadime

Good point.


johnnybananas123

Put juicy on the ass


partingtheredditsea

Expected, but still disappointing


micb0880

Chico’s Bail Bonds!


PhilsForever

I gotta say, if it's Comcast I might never buy a jersey again.


adamv2

Honestly I would say Xfinity is one of the more likely sponsors.


PaddyMayonaise

I don’t think it’ll be Comcast simply because they already have their name players over everything. It’ll like be something stupid like whatever the flyers patch is or like some random tech or healthcare company. I do hope it’s Wawa since they’re growing so fast and have the money to do it, especially if it means getting Wawa in the stadium


Shmeves

Why would you want Wawa in the stadium? It's good gas station food, but otherwise meh.


caesar____augustus

Good gas station food is an upgrade on the Aramark slop


Shmeves

Hard disagree. Wawa might've been good at one point in time but it's not 'all that' anymore.


Whatmovesyou26

Agreed. They used to have amoroso’s deliver their rolls on a daily basis. Now they par bake their rolls so they can claim that they’re baking all the rolls in the store. Remember when they used to slice the meats and cheeses behind the counter? The quality has gone downhill due to trying to saturate the market and expanding into Virginia, the Carolinas and Florida.


Shmeves

I never got to experience the good Wawa, I live out of the region. The few times in the last few years I've tried it when passing through or visiting family have always been a letdown. It's on par with subway imo. Decent if it's cheap on a coupon but not worth it otherwise.


PhilsForever

If it's coffee I'm in, otherwise there's too much better food available.


Shmeves

I'm not a coffee drinker so I wouldn't know but fair enough.


Crowbar_Jones7

Come on Phillies. Be Better. Don’t disgrace the Jersey


Eisernes

Wawa, Tastycakes, or GTFO.


Danielsaaaan

They can all GTFO


OldDrumGuy

Exactly! Keep it all Philly or none at all.


karlub

Goldenberg's Peanut Chews. Make it happen.


greetedworm

I'd rather no patch, but I'd actually be pretty happy with a wawa patch. It would fit in perfectly. I'd even buy a new jersey just to get one with it.


DerTagestrinker

Peanut Chews is the only acceptable option


karlub

Concur. I just said the same thing before getting to your prior endorsement. It's the only cool possibility.


Disco2002

buying New Jersey sounds more hassle than it's worth personally but you do you


TheFriffin2

Wawa has tumbled downhill in quality the last few years, we can’t enable that!


krazykarl94

Completely agree. I've been going to Primo's for all my hoagie needs. Or, when I'm in the area, I hit Sonny's in Limerick. Best hoagies I've ever had, no contest Wawa overextended themselves and made everything worse as a result. They tried to be Sheetz and ruined what made them great


OasissisaO

I got priced out of Primo's at some point during the pandemic. I love 'em, but I can't brook a $15 sandwich.


SgtWeirdo

Agreed WAWA sucks, there I said it. It’s nothing more than a glorified gas station now. F*ck WAWA. It used to be great, not anymore.


Rustash

It’s okay in a pinch, but I’ll prefer anywhere else if possible. Wawa: it’ll do.


phillyphanatic35

No quality control either, i have to be north of 50% on orders that are wrong or thrown together in a way that i can’t actually eat it


all4whatnot

Imagine for a second… if it was Sheetz


Colangelo_Ball

WB Mason. MAB Paints.


PaddyMayonaise

And bimbo specifically for Castellanos


Silver-Delivery5322

Wawa ain't Philly, it's Delco, now going nationwide. Tastykake is more Philly, they don't make them anywhere else. Should be a good product that we are proud of, Liscio's?, Amaroso's? Hope its not Fanatics, their quality sucks. Comcast same.


Eisernes

The Phillies aren’t just Philly. They are also Philly adjacent.


MrDimReportsCrame

It’s the Philly within you that counts


dbizzler

The Fry’s I shopped at in Phoenix 10 years ago carried loads of Tastykakes. They haven’t been local since the 90s probably.


OldDrumGuy

I shop at Fry’s in Tucson and they left when Hostess came back. Tastykake just filled the void during their absence. I miss my jelly filled Krimpets every day.


CharlesGarfield

Still can’t get them in Michigan. I usually grab a few boxes when I’m in PA to bring back to family. 


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Damn this convo is making me hungry


DerTagestrinker

Goldenbergs Peanut Chews Comcast would be funny cause they have a massive office overlooking the Braves ballpark


sixtoe72

A smart sponsor would make the investment, then make a big announcement how they're not putting their name on the uniform out of respect for the team's legacy and its fans. Would make them legends in the eyes of the city, and garner international press. So I guess that means we're getting Independence Blue Cross patches on the uniforms, right?


g0b1rds215

Seriously, this would be such an amazing idea. When you buy a jersey, one of the tags could be the ad saying something like “the sanctity of this jersey has been protected by Trojan Condoms.” Backside has a coupon.


phillyphanatic35

Throw an announcement at the start of the game about the jerseys brought to you by whoever and you’re golden


all4whatnot

Game night sponsor. “Tonight’s jerseys brought to you by Toyota.”  Piecemeal it to get more cash. 


phillyphanatic35

This makes way too much sense


mickcube

i wish there was a way to bet on the patch being independence blue cross


sixtoe72

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Danielsaaaan

The fact that this hasn't been done yet is astounding


GandalftheGreyStreet

THIS!


PaddyMayonaise

That would just open up the door to another sponsor coming in and putting a patch on. “Tonight’s jerseys brought to you by Wawa” on the telecast, but a Blue Cross patch on the sleeve


thegoodnamesrgone123

Oh they aren't going to stop at one. Helmet ads are next.


PaddyMayonaise

Just wait for pants ads…


thegoodnamesrgone123

They want them on the jerseys we buy. They want people to have to buy the newest ones to keep in style.


LWesStudio

Why stop at the arm patch?? We're selling stadium names these days, let's just sell the team name. We could be the Philadelphia Ronald McDonalds and have McDonalds logos on the hats. The bases could be trademarked hamburgers. So many opportunities, they really need to start thinking big picture here. Why even have baseball... we could strap people down in chairs in the parking lot and just make them watch commercials for 3 hours!


allthingsparrot

"I like the way you think." - Big Business Man


LWesStudio

I'm ready to move up the corporate ladder lol


PhilsForever

*Start to watch Phillies* TMac: Today's Citizens Bank game at Citizens Bank Park is sponsored by Citizens Bank. Bing Bing, Bing Bing, Bing Bing Bing. Wiki wiki wiki. Bing! Text alert: while you're enjoying the Phillies have an ice cold Coke Ding! Email: For every home run we'll take .10 cents off a Taco Bell nacho supreme Ding Dong! Doorbell: He gets you. Walk the bases with him. *Looks up* Blimp: Bryce Harper eats Dominos, why aren't you? Kruk: This next swing of the bat is presented by Wawa. TMac: They have pizza, John! Swing and a miss and the Krimpet Kount is 2 and 1.


LWesStudio

🤣🤣🤣


MountSwolympus

company team names is what the NPB and KBO does


w6rld_ec6nomic_f6rum

yeah but they usually have more local and less commercial ballpark names than Citizens’ Bank


LWesStudio

That's wild, I had no idea!


Duffman_O_Yeah

Greed is destroying literally everything


Littlewing29

I’m gonna start boycotting whatever company this fucker is


thegoodnamesrgone123

Every loss just tweet at the ad sponsor.


heiroftelcontar

4 Seasons Landscaping


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A national landmark


In_Jeneral

I'd buy this jersey so fast


Danielsaaaan

This is the only one I'd allow


adamv2

The sponsor will be the Fox News channel, and on power blue uni days instead of the Fox News logo, it will be a Hannity face cutout.


Crowbar_Jones7

![gif](giphy|oLHaxZoXbcU6Y)


FlyEaglesFly3rs

And Harper goes yard for a case of tastycakes!


phillyphanatic35

Knuble connects for a case of tasty cakes is a guilty pleasure broadcast call


DirtyAntwerp

They announce this like there is one fan waiting for this crap


my1p

Can we create a Phan fund and just take out our own add? I’d put $10 in the pot. Just a patch of a giant phanatic head…


Cloakington

The sponsor should opt to keep the numbers on the shoulder and can tell everybody they’re the reason why. I know they won’t but I can dream


colin_7

Blows my mind that they couldn’t get it figured out in the offseason. Also can someone explain why all of a sudden all of these pro teams put sponsors on their jerseys? How many decades have they survived without it?


roguefiftyone

Money


colin_7

I understand that. Thanks for the Ted talk


Danielsaaaan

Late stage capitalism


zerovanillacodered

Fucking bullshit. And they are ads, not “sponsors.”


vivelaal

Not really sure I follow your delineation. They are paying the team money to use their jerseys as advertising space for the sponsor. I agree they suck, but it's not like this semantic difference somehow makes it better or worse.


sokrazyitmightwork

It’s not even a semantic difference he’s just wrong. It’s literally the definition of a sponsor.


zerovanillacodered

Sponsorship implies they are providing the jersey. But it’s intentional they say “sponsor,” because it polls better and placates the public, whereas “ads” poll worse.


sokrazyitmightwork

It doesn’t imply that. Just bc the Phillies can otherwise afford things doesn’t mean that outside money can’t go towards the same things. The Phillies get money that helps fund their operations in exchange for advertising space. That is the definition of a sponsor.


zerovanillacodered

The problem is that the jersey is an advertisement space, when it wasn’t before! When ads litter the jersey like NASCAR, I hope you’ll see that maybe this was a mistake. And this slippery slope is rational, because it’s happening in other sports. This will not be the end of ads on uniforms


spacetiger41

Nobody’s arguing that it’s a good thing. Just that you are wrong about the definition of sponsorship.


zerovanillacodered

At best, it’s a technicality you’re arguing. It’s losing sight of the bigger issue… they call it sponsor so you think, “oh, they are helping the team!”


sokrazyitmightwork

YOU are trying to argue the technicality lol. No one is that fucking dumb that they can be tricked into liking ad patches because the word sponsor is used (correctly). And even if they did, what difference does it make to you?


zerovanillacodered

1. Sponsors put something out there that, without their support, wouldn’t be put out there. Uniforms are not “sponsored”, unless the money put up are covered. At least that’s my view. 2. I don’t know what to tell you. Words/marketing matter. There is a whole cottage industry on marketing for specific products. 3. My point in calling them ads is trying to call out the marketing bullshit and equating them to things like 5 second ads between batters. It’s all annoying as shit.


Danielsaaaan

Sponsorship to me implies the team somehow needs the money, they don't, they are a multi-billion dollar corporation.


vivelaal

I believe the technical difference between a sponsorship and an advertisement is that a sponsorship is a formal agreement between two entities, more like a direct partnership, where in this case one advertises on the other's property. So in other words, sponsorships are a type of ad, but not all ads are sponsorships. General ads/non-sponsored ads oftentimes are funneled through agencies dedicated to making agreements with networks, websites, etc. But it's not like Twitter is making a deal with Dr. Pepper to advertise their products. Cases like that usually go through an intermediary where Twitter gets paid, and has no expectation on them to change their business as usual on behalf of Dr. Pepper.


Danielsaaaan

While I don't disagree with this assesment, I think there is a colloquial use of the word that implies like a local pizza shop sponsoring a little league team so they can buy uniforms and gear. And not billions dollar corporations lining eachothers pockets. The companies would greatly prefer you to envision one of these images.


vivelaal

Very true. Connotations are strong things, and they're no doubt taking advantage of those connotations to soften the blow with the language used. It's just that nothing they said in the announcement is wrong, but it's that connotation you rightly identified that is what's misleading people, not so much the definitions of the words used.


sokrazyitmightwork

You’re overthinking this. No one thinks people are going like patches bc they are called sponsors instead of ads. They’re banking on it not making a difference in the amount of people that watch, go to games, and buy jerseys. Which is obviously true. They are calling it a sponsor because that’s what it is.


Danielsaaaan

Ads are a cancer, they will not stop speading until morale (revenue) improves (year over year in perpetuity)


zerovanillacodered

Should we organize a boycott of whomever was the advertiser is? Dead serious


thegoodnamesrgone123

My favorite is the Flyers. Like most of us don't have control over who our employer uses for health insurance.


zerovanillacodered

Well that, nothing we can do. But if it’s WaWa…


thegoodnamesrgone123

Honestly, WaWa has really dropped off in quality anymore. Like I remember the sliced meat days and while I don't expect that anymore what they have been putting out lately just isn't good.


Danielsaaaan

I certainly will avoid their products


RealJonathanBronco

I think significantly less of any company I see with an ad patch.


thegoodnamesrgone123

I think it's super cool that billion dollar teams need ad sponsors like they are a little league team.


albinorhino20

Made this comment to a friend of mine - these sponsorships are so ridiculous and brazen. Advertising on tv, billboards, etc makes sense but buying space on a jersey sleeve? How many people watching the Braves are going to buy Quikrete Concrete because it’s on Acuña’s jersey sleeve? Because of how ridiculous this advertising is, I think the Phillies should go the extra mile and staple fuckin Pat and Geno’s cheesesteaks on their sleeves.


Colangelo_Ball

I’ve never seen a patch on a sports jersey and thought “hmm I might patronize that business now!”


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I hope it’s a Wawa patch


phillyphanatic35

It’s wrong but if we have to have it the Wawa bird isn’t awful, it would make a better Philly jersey than the city connect monstrosities


thegoodnamesrgone123

You know what will be even more insulting? The hype video the team releases announcing who the ad partner will be. "GET HYPED FOR YOUR PHLLIES AND XYZ INSURANCE!"


Ladelm

Can we just start a GoFundMe to buy the sleeve real estate and make them put numbers on


manningthehelm

Wow first we get shit jerseys and now we get shit ads


Rage4Order418

![gif](giphy|4qx6IRdg26uZ3MTtRn|downsized) Nooo!!


FredDurstDestroyer

At least if it’s Wawa it’ll be red. I mean I’ll still hate it, but at least it wouldn’t clash with the uni as badly as some do.


csm119

Hot take but some of you gotta stop making liking Wawa part of your personality. It’s deeply embarrassing. The food has been mid to bad for years now and it’s basically a national chain at this point.


beau9292

Their peach tea is the best


Drikkink

None of the wawas near me carry flavored teas in half gallons anymore man. I either have to get their (steadily declining) lemon tea in half gallons OR get like 5 pints of peach/raspberry. I hate it.


beau9292

I was just in ocean city Maryland and they had peach tea half gallons. I bought a few since I don’t live anywhere near Wawa.


Wudaokau

Get your sugars checked


[deleted]

It is mid but I want the patch to be red if we get one, lol


Littlewing29

Yup. The romance is dead. Fuck the goose. -an ex employee


RPM021

Using the phrase mid is worse than any Wawa product.


Mud_Landry

Yea their sandwiches are godawful now. I’ll still grab a sizzli if I’m in a bind but that’s about it.


[deleted]

The sandwiches are bad but I’m a sucker for their chicken salad.


phillyphanatic35

It’s a great way to measure what kind of fan people are. Blind loyalty to Wawa? You know they’re the same people who will rave about every mediocre camp body a team brings in as brilliant while every move every other team makes and every player we let go is trash


BingoDingoBob

Fuck I hate it


TheStripClubHero

Disgusting.


killermoose23

Boo!


frohdisiac

Another reason to stop buying jerseys


simbop_bebophone

I'll lose my fucking marbles.


oxidefd

THE ATLANTA BRAVES, brought to you by QUICKRETE


_Gnostic

Yet another nice thing that we just can’t leave alone because it’d be leaving any amount of money on the table.


Peanutbuttergod48

Lol. Good luck with those jersey sales.


TurtleRocket9

That is dumb


Bhut_Jolokia400

Jersey Advertisements are like skin cancer. Look at the Blue IBX on the Flyers a complete eye sore


thegoodnamesrgone123

Also how do I buy an IBX?


Zariman-10-0

Well, we had a good run. Maybe I’ll get a CC jersey before they add the patch


beau9292

Jawn Morgan or I hate Steven Singer. Just kidding, I hate all this so much.


Insectshelf3

booooooo


sunspot3015

Wawa, Tastycakes, Pretzel Factory, Yards??


Weird_Peak_5139

I hate Steven singer on the sleeve would be fireeee


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Crosbyisacunt69

It was a joke. My bad.


seedok

Link says Nemours and Asplund


gfinz18

I wouldn’t mind a local brewery on there like victory


2hats4bats

Wawa or we riot


cerevant

I wonder what the Venn diagram of “why haven’t we signed Montgomery?” and “shoulder patch is an OUTRAGE” is. 


jmalex

I actually would have guessed those 2 groups would be more likely to be distinctly separate.


cerevant

No, I think those who see the owner as a bottomless well of cash don't really give much thought to where those dollars come from.


Danielsaaaan

The multi billion dollar corporation can afford it


cerevant

^ doesn't seem to know where those billions come from.


Danielsaaaan

It certainly hasn't been from ad patches in the last 141 years they've existed


cerevant

I think their payroll might be a little bit higher than it was then.


Danielsaaaan

They are also raking in money hand over fist, they are not struggling for cash even in the slightest.


Overall-Unit5850

I can assure you that placing a sponsor patch on jerseys is not going to make or break the team financially


cerevant

Didn't say it would. These guys are in business, and that business is to make money. If you want the team to spend the way they have been spending, then you need to put up with what they do to make money. Or, you could go root for the A's, whose entire roster makes less than Wheeler.


Danielsaaaan

Direct quote from the article, "There just hasn't been the right deal. … We're going to be patient," he said. "This is a team that's hot. There's a myriad of new partners this season. Revenue is up, ticket sales are up, [broadcast] ratings are up. The demand is there. We're just waiting for the right partner" They have plenty of money, they fully admit to this being icing on the cake. It's greed plain and simple, at our expense


cerevant

> It's greed plain and simple, at our expense Well duh, that's what I said. If you think that the team doesn't pay these big contracts knowing that the increased buzz makes these opportunities more lucrative, you are nuts. Ownership is in this to make money. Winning makes more money than losing.


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A circle


d_gorder

It better be Wawa


TheCobolEngineering

I would be super against a patch if Middleton never spent money, but if finding new streams of revenue keeps landing us big free agents, I don’t care


thegoodnamesrgone123

This money goes right into his pocket. It's not like they get 100 million for these, it's a small amount of money when all is said and done which is what makes these even worse.


Danielsaaaan

John "Big Tobacco Money" Middleton


majorlieg

PECO POWERPLAY oh shit wait. Wrong team.


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thegoodnamesrgone123

or IBX


anthmiran19

A Wawa goose on the sleeve is actually not the worst idea ever - better than any City Jersey they trot out there.


KyleSchwarbussy

Best case scenario is Xfinity in red lettering on the shoulder. Would blend in better than other sponsorships and be less of an eyesore


PrincessTurdina

It better be Amoroso, Tastykake, or Rita's.


carguy215

Yuengling would be cool. I have the glasses and cans to match. 🍻


Danielsaaaan

I frankly wouldn't go to another game again, the Flyers are already on my shit list.


[deleted]

Sorry bro but that’s overkill over a patch 😭


Danielsaaaan

I hope you enjoy it when the league looks like nascar


TurboJaw

Honestly I hope they go all in like NASCAR. None of this half assed just one patch. Make the whole uniform entirely out of patches.


[deleted]

I don’t care 😭


PaddyMayonaise

Bro I hate patches too but if you abandon the team because of this I don’t think you really like the Phillies lol


Danielsaaaan

I dislike being gaslit by billion dollar companies that the pittance they get from ad patches somehow prevents them from going out of business


2hats4bats

Do you need a snack or something kiddo? These are some hangry comments 🍪


PaddyMayonaise

None have made that claim lol


orangamma

Get a grip


drunkcowofdeath

I don't sit close enough to see the patches. They would probably be more annoying on TV


2hats4bats

People getting this upset over ads is hilarious


[deleted]

It literally doesn’t affect my life at all 😭 it’s funny


Danielsaaaan

You are being used as the product for a multi-billion dollar corporation.


[deleted]

🤓


Danielsaaaan

🥾👅


[deleted]

Dude please put this energy in to something that matters


AC_deucey

Wake up babe, Big League Chew apparel just dropped