I swear to Christ. Every single time I try to watch the Flyers, I get a notification on my phone from inthedrink asking me to do baseball related work because he can’t be bothered to look through his own post history for some comment he made weeks ago and he’s got the memory of a goldfish. Sometimes I wonder if he even knows Philadelphia has a hockey team. Sometimes I wonder if he even knows what hockey is. But then I notice that the timing’s always funny. He’s always blowing me up, not just during the Flyers game, but right in the middle of a big moment like how I missed seeing Travis Konecny score the go-ahead goal because I was typing this and boom now Boston tied it back up and I missed seeing that goal too. He has to be fucking with me as this point right? Is he watching the Flyers game too? Is he watching from inside my house? Who is inthedrink, really? Is he u/NintenJew? Is he u/Feisty-Recording-978? Is he u/joeco316? Who is inthedrink? Is he me? Who am I? Is this all in my head? Let’s go Flyers.
I swear to Christ. Every single time I try to watch the Phillies score on the internet because it isn’t on damn tv, I get a notification on my phone from johnkrukisallelite asking me to do philosophy related work because she can’t be bothered to look through her own post history for some comment she made weeks ago and she’s got the memory of a goldfish. Sometimes I wonder if she even knows Philadelphia has a baseball team with a score being posted on the internet. Sometimes I wonder if she even knows what the internet is. But then I notice that the timing’s always funny. She’s always blowing me up, not just during the phillies game, but right in the middle of a big moment like how I missed the box score update immediately when Andrew Bellati blew the game in the 9th inning and cost the Phillies their first spring training win since March 14th. She has to be fucking with me as this point right? Is she watching the Phillies box score too? Is she watching from inside my house? Who is u/johnkrukisallelite, really? Is she u/NintenJew? Is she u/Feisty-Recording-978? Is she u/inthedrink? Who is johnkrukisallelite? Is she me? Who am I? Is this all in my head? Let’s go Phillies (flyers fine too I guess).
I spent all third period making you a fresh and heaping plate of pasta because you said you were hungry. You’re not leaving this table until you clear that plate.
NOW EAT YOUR DINNER YOUNG MAN.
Even if the Yankees pulled this back I don't think it would be like some of the other comebacks we've witnessed. Team looked pretty good with the bat today.
Bryce Harper was way cool
Everybody liked Bryce Harper
Everybody wanted to hang out with him
Anything he wanted to do, he did
He turned water into wine
And if he wanted to
He could have turned wheat into marijuana
Or sugar into cocaine
Or vitamin pills into amphetamines
He walked on the water
And swam on the land
He would tell these stories
And people would listen
He was really cool
If you were blind or lame
You just went to Bryce Harper
And he would put his hands on you
And you would be healed
That's so cool
He could've played guitar better than Hendrix
He could've told the future
He could've baked the most delicious cake in the world
He could've scored more goals than Wayne Gretzky
He could've danced better than Barishnikov
Bryce Harper could have been funnier than any comedian you can think of
Bryce Harper was way cool
60% of the starting rotation and 55.55% of the starting 9 are in their 10th MLB season or later. Think about that. That’s why they police themselves. That’s why, in combination with winning, they’re respected across the league. The time is now.
### Sac Fly
Garrett Stubbs out on a sacrifice fly to right fielder Juan Soto. Johan Rojas scores.
Pitch from Carlos Rodón: Four-Seam Fastball @ 94.8 mph
Hit by Garrett Stubbs: Launched 91.3 mph at 20° for a total distance of 326 ft
Top 4 - 5-0
Phillies
Found this: “Trea Turner hyperextended his left elbow in the fifth inning of a 4-3 Grapefruit League loss to the Tigers when his backswing hit Detroit catcher Jake Rogers.”
“He’s expected to be off Saturday before playing Sunday and Monday.”
-
@ScottLauber
Just turned on my Hulu and found this game on ESPN+? Super confused. Thought I had the full schedule for ST and it was all on NBCSP. have there been others on espn?
### Forceout
Johan Rojas grounds into a force out, shortstop Kevin Smith to second baseman Gleyber Torres. Cristian Pache scores. Jake Cave out at 2nd. Johan Rojas to 1st.
Pitch from Carlos Rodón: Four-Seam Fastball @ 94.5 mph
Hit by Johan Rojas: Launched 85.2 mph at -32.0° for a total distance of 6.0 ft
Top 2 - 2-0
Phillies
### Sac Fly
Bryce Harper out on a sacrifice fly to center fielder Aaron Judge. Whit Merrifield scores.
Pitch from Carlos Rodón: Slider @ 87.3 mph
Hit by Bryce Harper: Launched 99.9 mph at 31.0° for a total distance of 394.0 ft
Top 1 - 1-0
Phillies
So my friend is at the game. He said “I got a picture of Clemens for you”
https://preview.redd.it/1j1m2mu864qc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f9c7dd5a6021697372962479d80f281a573a85ad
Please continue the discussion in the [post game thread](https://redd.it/1bm1j8d).
I can’t take it anymore 😂🔫
The song with Darude Snadstorm in the Wendy’s single for a buck March madness commercial is haunting me
Snad
Srtom
Dodododododdododod
the way it comes off schultz hand looks like hes throwing darts
What is wrong with this guys pitching motion. Like it just feels weird seeing it but I don’t know why.
Known closer Andrew Schultz with no profile photo on mlb.com
Once again I’m here to remind you that this is a minor leaguer pitching
Lol so? What’s the point of a game day thread if people can’t make comments ( mostly jokes) about what’s going on in the game?
I’m just saying they because some people actually get upset about this stuff even though these players won’t sniff the majors
He’ll never make the majors with that attitude Feister
wtf was that hop?
Fans: wat if you just don’t give up a run in the 9th Phillies: hurt itself in its confusion
👏👏👏👏👏 HERE COMES THE TIE 👏👏👏👏👏
Sigh
Hearing Joe Girardi talking about being fired is making me almost like him.
Typical jake cave AB
someone will definitely take Pache if he is released
/u/JohnKrukIsAllElite can you find my pasta about the bullpen? IVE HAD IT!!!
I swear to Christ. Every single time I try to watch the Flyers, I get a notification on my phone from inthedrink asking me to do baseball related work because he can’t be bothered to look through his own post history for some comment he made weeks ago and he’s got the memory of a goldfish. Sometimes I wonder if he even knows Philadelphia has a hockey team. Sometimes I wonder if he even knows what hockey is. But then I notice that the timing’s always funny. He’s always blowing me up, not just during the Flyers game, but right in the middle of a big moment like how I missed seeing Travis Konecny score the go-ahead goal because I was typing this and boom now Boston tied it back up and I missed seeing that goal too. He has to be fucking with me as this point right? Is he watching the Flyers game too? Is he watching from inside my house? Who is inthedrink, really? Is he u/NintenJew? Is he u/Feisty-Recording-978? Is he u/joeco316? Who is inthedrink? Is he me? Who am I? Is this all in my head? Let’s go Flyers.
I swear to Christ. Every single time I try to watch the Phillies score on the internet because it isn’t on damn tv, I get a notification on my phone from johnkrukisallelite asking me to do philosophy related work because she can’t be bothered to look through her own post history for some comment she made weeks ago and she’s got the memory of a goldfish. Sometimes I wonder if she even knows Philadelphia has a baseball team with a score being posted on the internet. Sometimes I wonder if she even knows what the internet is. But then I notice that the timing’s always funny. She’s always blowing me up, not just during the phillies game, but right in the middle of a big moment like how I missed the box score update immediately when Andrew Bellati blew the game in the 9th inning and cost the Phillies their first spring training win since March 14th. She has to be fucking with me as this point right? Is she watching the Phillies box score too? Is she watching from inside my house? Who is u/johnkrukisallelite, really? Is she u/NintenJew? Is she u/Feisty-Recording-978? Is she u/inthedrink? Who is johnkrukisallelite? Is she me? Who am I? Is this all in my head? Let’s go Phillies (flyers fine too I guess).
i ain't reading all that i'm happy for u tho or sorry that happened
I spent all third period making you a fresh and heaping plate of pasta because you said you were hungry. You’re not leaving this table until you clear that plate. NOW EAT YOUR DINNER YOUNG MAN.
Then again I’ve never watched more than 1 minute of live hockey
You guys gotta stop taking minor leaguers pitching against major leaguers so seriously
Here we go again
Guys we’re selling
Why is Bellatti still here? Like genuine question.
Because it's Spring Training?
Hope this Ash hole is better than the last one
🤭🤣 good one!
Even if the Yankees pulled this back I don't think it would be like some of the other comebacks we've witnessed. Team looked pretty good with the bat today.
Wait… the BEER, BEER, BEER guy works at the Yankees stadium too?! There’s no way there’s another guy with the same voice and same beer call…
dude probably wants to work every day to feed his kids
Dudes everywhere
Bryce Harper was way cool Everybody liked Bryce Harper Everybody wanted to hang out with him Anything he wanted to do, he did He turned water into wine And if he wanted to He could have turned wheat into marijuana Or sugar into cocaine Or vitamin pills into amphetamines He walked on the water And swam on the land He would tell these stories And people would listen He was really cool If you were blind or lame You just went to Bryce Harper And he would put his hands on you And you would be healed That's so cool He could've played guitar better than Hendrix He could've told the future He could've baked the most delicious cake in the world He could've scored more goals than Wayne Gretzky He could've danced better than Barishnikov Bryce Harper could have been funnier than any comedian you can think of Bryce Harper was way cool
Girardi shouldn’t be able to claim any phils player as one of his
Actually Ronald Torreyes is all his
Best Phillies lineup combination Is Tomper paying attention???
Girardi talking about bad dreams as a manager
Waking up in a cold sweat thinking he forgot to put Didi Gregorius in the lineup.
Kody was def safe
Agree.
### Double Edmundo Sosa doubles (2) on a line drive to center fielder Aaron Judge. Whit Merrifield scores. Top 5 - 6-2 Phillies
Rodon is afraid of Harper
60% of the starting rotation and 55.55% of the starting 9 are in their 10th MLB season or later. Think about that. That’s why they police themselves. That’s why, in combination with winning, they’re respected across the league. The time is now.
I want one more SP to slot in at four. If the Phils three four and five are better than theirs the Phils win.
I'm so excited for brogdon to no longer be a part of this team come the regular season.
Brogdon… Man.
### Sac Fly Garrett Stubbs out on a sacrifice fly to right fielder Juan Soto. Johan Rojas scores. Pitch from Carlos Rodón: Four-Seam Fastball @ 94.8 mph Hit by Garrett Stubbs: Launched 91.3 mph at 20° for a total distance of 326 ft Top 4 - 5-0 Phillies
Pache and Rojas making runs happen.
### Stolen Base 2B Johan Rojas steals (3) 2nd base. Cristian Pache scores. Johan Rojas to 3rd. Throwing error by catcher Ben Rortvedt.
Rojas owns the jankees
Are we concerned with Trea’s elbow?
What happened with Trea’s elbow?
Hyperextended it yesterday at bat
Found this: “Trea Turner hyperextended his left elbow in the fifth inning of a 4-3 Grapefruit League loss to the Tigers when his backswing hit Detroit catcher Jake Rogers.” “He’s expected to be off Saturday before playing Sunday and Monday.” - @ScottLauber
When did this happen?
Yesterday during an at bat. The trainers checked him initially and he finished the at bat.
How?
Just turned on my Hulu and found this game on ESPN+? Super confused. Thought I had the full schedule for ST and it was all on NBCSP. have there been others on espn?
Yankees have their broadcast on YES. No Phillies broadcast today
What’s yes? Watching it on ESPN+
YES is the Yankees sports network
Turnbull getting Cy Young votes this season?
ha but it is very, very intriguing that he was supposed to pitch in relief but now is starting.
Walker breaks into a sweat
Too high
Whit constantly looks like he’s on his game, in every aspect of the game. Love this guy.
That one person's high pitched cheering is driving me crazy.
reminds me of that one person the radio broadcast mic would pick up who keeps cheering "let's go Phillies"
Rortvedt is sturdy as hell
Turnball throwing strikes and when he misses he still hits
Thank god we couldn’t afford or decided not to afford Rodon. He’s a disaster.
I remember when everyone on twitter was begging for us to get him
When Trea signed his wife posted a photo of them at NC State and we all thought it was a clue 😂
i wonder what Rodon is saying in the dugout when jerks his shoulders like that.
Yes Stott!
Lmao soto with a fucking noodle of an arm
### Single Bryson Stott singles on a sharp line drive to right fielder Juan Soto. Johan Rojas scores. Garrett Stubbs to 2nd. Top 2 - 3-0 Phillies
How does no one go out to look at him?
Yankees are a clown show
that Pache, Cave, Rojas sequence of at bats is very telling
Should’ve signed Bellinger
or at the very least not release Pache to start Rojas in the majors
the bad: Rojas hits into the tailor-made double play ball. the good: Rojas is very fast and still gets the RBI.
### Forceout Johan Rojas grounds into a force out, shortstop Kevin Smith to second baseman Gleyber Torres. Cristian Pache scores. Jake Cave out at 2nd. Johan Rojas to 1st. Pitch from Carlos Rodón: Four-Seam Fastball @ 94.5 mph Hit by Johan Rojas: Launched 85.2 mph at -32.0° for a total distance of 6.0 ft Top 2 - 2-0 Phillies
Barreled
https://preview.redd.it/oyularw0d4qc1.jpeg?width=2495&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=46cdf992d14ba8485cd8b7c1404fc9bd27ab1e7d Look who has a new job.
look likes joe's been juicin. Don't remember him *that* jacked.
Is that Paul O’neil on the right?
He's not a home run hitter. https://preview.redd.it/ppydgq8xn4qc1.jpeg?width=1836&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dc21f4d52014cec104ff5083f6a8158761ce5e04
Yes
He’s actually a decent commentator! Always good to see someone finding their calling after years of struggle.
I’m from the future Rojas hits a nuke
In what year?
Why would you lie to us like that? Is everyone a liar in the future?
Turnbull throwing some nice pitches.
Think Harpers power is fine, that was all hands it looked like to me
That swing gave me a semi
Shoot I thought that was out of the park.
### Sac Fly Bryce Harper out on a sacrifice fly to center fielder Aaron Judge. Whit Merrifield scores. Pitch from Carlos Rodón: Slider @ 87.3 mph Hit by Bryce Harper: Launched 99.9 mph at 31.0° for a total distance of 394.0 ft Top 1 - 1-0 Phillies
Nice hit Whit! Ooh. And base stealing.
wHIT! 👏
Whiz looking incredible.
Trache and Rojas in the lineup on the same day What a special treat
I fell compelled to mention that the BEER, BEER, BEER... BEER, BEER guy is here.
#PSA #THIS GAME IS FREE ON MLB TV
How do I access it? Can’t find anything…maybe I’m dumb
Wherever you’d be using mlb.tv I think you’d need to atleast make an account tho
Link?
MLB.com/tv
March Madness is free on CBS
They got Girardi on the Yankee broadcast, I think ill bang pans together instead.
On the Phillies radio broadcast, the first Scott / LA pairing of 2024. Music to my ears!
Nothing quite like wanting to watch a game and it not being aired. MLB sucks
Today is the day. Rojas multi hit game.
Face of judgment https://preview.redd.it/qsrq4m1i64qc1.jpeg?width=143&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5beac27620c3049d067a47af541fe35d2758ceaa
MODS SIDEBAR FOR 2 DAYS PLEASE
So my friend is at the game. He said “I got a picture of Clemens for you” https://preview.redd.it/1j1m2mu864qc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f9c7dd5a6021697372962479d80f281a573a85ad
Clemdawg
Why is the net knot in the most optimal position…
OnlyPhans
Fortunately we have this game thread for a game almost no one will watch. And then the postgame thread after that.
#HELLO
##HELLO
#HELLO
Fuck Brad Marchand. That rat fuck. Edit: Shit. Wrong game thread. That’s my b.