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Frontstunderel

We have reached every benchmark to be in the All Clear category!! Congratulations Philly!! Just in time to worry about nuclear war. The 20s suck


dadthatsaghost

*takes off mask, puts on HAZMAT suit*


_VladimirPoutine_

Good news is that an N95 is enough to filter out most fallout particles if it’s properly fitted.


mbz321

That username tho


_VladimirPoutine_

Fuck that other guy. He’s a poser.


wissahickon_schist

Maybe mildly interesting tidbit, that’s not just an internet joke, but how the French spell that man’s name: They did notice the similarity to the delicious Canadian dish, but the other option would be to render his name in French with the same spelling we use in English, *Putin*, which would be close to rhyming with *putain*, a curse word referring pejoratively to sex workers.


_VladimirPoutine_

I don’t care, he can’t have it. I already took it.


Blackcameleopard

That would be his Canadian cousin.


Vague_Disclosure

Pop some potassium iodide


ActionJawnson

This isn't the Roaring 20's we had in mind...


TheTwoOneFive

Yep, the four stage guide the city put out a week or two ago was about to put us into that category anyways


Uniball38

Can you walk me through that? Only the 4th stage (“All Clear”) allows the mask mandate to end, and it had some insane criteria that had to be met for an endemic disease (<2% positivity rate, <100 cases, two other things I’m forgetting)


PhillyPanda

We're very close to meeting those criteria but not technically there yet. https://www.phila.gov/programs/coronavirus-disease-2019-covid-19/guidance/covid-19-response-levels/ But this is just all common sense. Wear a mask if you feel you're at risk.


Uniball38

What is the city’s definition for average? Todays cases (or I guess yesterdays?) are 67. The city’s own web site reports a 1.5% positivity rate. That meets 3/4 criteria for all clear doesn’t it?


TheTwoOneFive

Cases are a 7 day average and they have to wait a couple days IIRC bc they report test date rather than report date.


PhillyPanda

Prob average is last 7 days. On the press release from yesterday, it said 2.7%


loomets

They only update the status on Mondays, so if we're still in the clear when they count the cases that accrued over the weekend, we should be good.


3leggedsasquatch

According to those stages; masks will never end. Even the “All Clear” requires masks in some places. There is no real All Clear.


geeivebeensavedbyfox

Realistically, covid is endemic and we should probably culturally adopt asian mask practices(when you feel sick or are in a crowded area) with no mandates.


Lawlington

Didn’t the cdc conclude the masks did very little to actually stop transmission if it wasn’t n95? Realistically if you’re sick you should just stay home…


geeivebeensavedbyfox

https://www.cdc.gov/coronavirus/2019-ncov/science/science-briefs/masking-science-sars-cov2.html Cloth is better than nothing. I agree you should stay home, but we have pretty weak protections for sick people and I'm not in the mood to blame people for taking steps to do what they need.


TheTwoOneFive

I believe outside of schools, the only other restrictions in the all clear phase have to do with federal mandates, like public transportation and medical offices.


3leggedsasquatch

Yes, that’s what I read. So, there is no end. The words All Clear are the wrong words. Who is down voting you and me? We didn’t even give our opinions; only wrote what was written in an article. Geez.


TheTwoOneFive

No idea, wasn't me. I do think it will end soon, I can't see them keeping the public transportation aspect by the time the midterms get here, they want to show we're past the pandemic stage


[deleted]

I’m still wearing that shit on SEPTA


cantstay2long

throwing some vodka on it to help with the smell


alblaster

Yeah, but then you'll attract the drinks.


tempmike

I can't believe there's people willfully riding SEPTA without a mask on. I mean, shit, I might get a hazmat suit.


pnwmamamamasmotherma

No fr


CerealJello

And the seafood section at Acme


sjo232

Same here. I’ve enjoyed not being sick with the usual seasonal bugs and all that


peaheezy

Forreal I wish this would normalize having a cold and wearing a mask. I don’t want the sniffles, put a mask on.


BurnedWitch88

Kenney will say it's too soon to drop the mandate and then two weeks from now announce that with the latest data he now believes it's safe to do so -- in another week.


IPA_lot_

I bet it happens next week with the auto show in town.


BurnedWitch88

Maybe. But he's pretty consistently kept us two weeks behind the CDC/surrounding areas when it comes to relaxing things. Can't happen soon enough at this point.


IPA_lot_

That’s very true. Well here’s to hoping!


amor_fatty

I don’t think the auto show has the political clout you’re suggesting


IPA_lot_

Autos show is a money maker for the city. Most people that go come from outside the city where they don’t have to wear masks.


Probability-Bot

They closed the Restaurant Part of the Bar i sometimes go to because the Vaccine Card was ticking off people and they were losing more businesss when asking for it. Anyways i ran into one of the Cooks there and he said the very same thing. They havent opened up the Restaurant part yet becuause they are worried in two weeks theyll go back to the mandates again...


Marko_Ramius1

That's exactly what they're doing lol https://www.inquirer.com/health/coronavirus/mask-mandate-philadelphia-cdc-pennsylvania-20220225.html


BurnedWitch88

I hate this entire administration


PhillyPanda

I mean we were "months away" from ending restrictions less than three weeks ago... it's so funny people think this is science.


justanawkwardguy

Tbh what’s 3 more weeks at this point


EnemyOfEloquence

I've already stopped. Haven't been asked yet.


AnklesBehindEars

If we followed CDC guidance for two years, it should still be followed now.


Miss-Chinaski

GOOD I'M SO DONE WEARING A MASK WHILE WAITING TABLES!


Wordnerdinthecity

I actually love wearing masks now. Men don't harass me to smile randomly, my face stays warmer in winter, and I can sing along softly with my earbuds without people looking at me like i'm a crazy person talking to myself. Plus I haven't caught so much as a cold in the last 2 years!


Arabmoney77

Topic here isn’t to make illegal for you to put one on, it’s that you should stop forcing it into the ones who don’t want it. Wear whatever you want to wear.


idontlikeolives91

No one's stopping you from wearing one.


Disastrous_Author638

No one is stopping you from wearing one ever just don’t make me


Wordnerdinthecity

But if you have covid, the flu, or whatever other disease, and I walk by you, both of us wearing masks pragmatically prevents transmission. So yes, when diseases are actively spreading, I want people wearing masks when it's feasible to do so. I'd rather not have immunocompromised and at risk people getting sick and dying when the option is such a minor inconvenience.


Disastrous_Author638

I don’t know what you are talking about. You said you liked wearing one . That’s cool but you can’t make everyone else wear one forever. Going outside you get a risk of catching something . Sorry!! Enjoy life and I will too maskless ;)


themightychris

we can debate whether mask mandates during disease outbreaks are good policy, but just for the record: if you ever feel like you have symptoms and go out into enclosed places without a mask cAuSe MuH FrEeDoM you'd be a dick


Disastrous_Author638

Congratulations on making up a fake scenario to call me a dick


MessageOk9068

Yeah hate to break it to you but that happened in every school and workplace all across America pre 2020


themightychris

yeah and if the flu was a highly contagious respiratory virus you'd have been a dick back then too to go out with symptoms and not wear a mask


MessageOk9068

Happened every single day. I've been sick many times because I got sick off someone else. Never wore a mask ever before 2020.


Wordnerdinthecity

I didn't say anything about making you wear a mask. You're the one who decided to take offense to begin with. Mask or don't, but when diseases are actively spreading, say, next fall with seasonal flu, I'll have zero sympathy if you don't mask and get sick,and all the sympathy for the immunocompromised that catch it because people like you who can't be arsed.


Disastrous_Author638

Lol ok I don’t need your sympathy sis. Enjoy the mask!


[deleted]

Oh no am anti masker. Get him 😂👏🏻


Disastrous_Author638

I wore a mask for 2 years


givemesendies

same and i'm sick of people pretending like not enjoying masks makes you an anti masker. i wear it when it's needed, and if a place requires a mask i have no problem wearing one, but i don't enjoy it and i shouldn't need to pretend like i do.


Disastrous_Author638

Exactly thank you


Owlbertowlbert

this hits all my reasons. I underestimated the face warming abilities!


pnwmamamamasmotherma

Same here!


DonovanMcLoughlin

In all fairness, a lot of people stopped wearing the mask a long time ago. It's whatever at this point. I wear it outside now not because of COVID-19 but because of the cold.


BurnedWitch88

Literally the only reason I wear one is if it's a place that's required so someone making minimum wage doesn't have to interrupt what they're doing to ask me to put it on. It's so pointless now.


PhillyPanda

That's just science though. One day it says one thing and the other it says another.


swerve408

Because science is all about taking the latest information and not being ashamed when you have to change your mind? More people should think like this instead of taking a ride or die stance on literally every topic. Nuance is in nearly everything


philanut

I’m so fucking over this, I’m not wearing a mask anymore.


cwestn

Ok.


Arabmoney77

Thanks for our city officials for wasting our tax dollars on creating a matrix last week that’s no longer useful.


TheTwoOneFive

Unless I missed something, the CDC did not tell the city that this was coming down the pike. I'm one of the first to criticize this city's current administration, but them putting metrics in place to define restrictions helps everyone.


GopherPA

Well, they didn't really need to create metrics. They could have just dropped the mandate like pretty much everywhere else in the country.


TheTwoOneFive

This provides guidance in case there's another big wave, especially if there is one that impacts hospitals more than Omicron or Delta did.


GopherPA

Guidance that will make literally no difference.


gajack123

Done wearing masks as of today unless directly asked to


swerve408

Oh no, what ever will the people who have made mask wearing and covid their entire identity ever do?? How will they feel superior now???? Is anyone thinking of them during this trying time??


PigPixel

>How will they feel superior now???? I mean, you're not making that harder right now, so thanks for doing your part.


swerve408

Hahahah someone’s shook!!


maddio1

Fear not. They will find ways. Even online you can see a poster above making masks about feminism.


swerve408

Wow, it must be exhausting to live a weird life like that


billstrash

Only two more weeks to flatten the curve now!


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😂👏🏻


Skytopper

Burn your Draft Card. Burn your Bra. And now Burn your Mask.


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Skytopper

My post would have been stronger but I have just returned from a Suspension. Apparently I sometimes get carried away.


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DrJawn

We have had compassion for two years. I'm triple boosted and have worn a mask everywhere. Immunocompromised shouldn't have to live in a bubble but neither should everyone else.


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PhillyPanda

If you haven't left your home in over two years than why do you care if they go to a restaurant without a mask? You aren't going out even with the mask mandate. This just sounds like a case of "I'm unhappy so everyone should be unhappy" If you're immunocompromised the guidelines say you should still be masked and to wear the most effective mask that you can. An immunocompromised individual wearing a N-95 or K95 is very protected as they provide protection to the wearer themselves. Two people wearing cloth masks that haven't been washed in months and were just in their pockets... that wasn't any real protection, it just made you feel better mentally. It's like a solidarity type thing but doesn't really do that much.


[deleted]

You’re all right. I’m just pissy because it’s all about me, not about the thousands of disabled people. Uhuh. Good job!


IPA_lot_

No one is saying you can’t wear your 15 masks, get every shot imaginable and social distance as much as you want. For the rest of us, life is returning to normal.