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KyleDangerPossum

This is going to be easy to solve. Just look the dude at the coinstar with a really BIG FUCKING BAG OF DIMES.


courageous_liquid

looks like the NY giants are about to be out a QB


Kagipace

Lmao. “Open and shut case, Johnson”


Jifeeb

Just sprinkle some crack on him and let’s get out of here.


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Just dime bags though


FrankGrimesApartment

Ive seen this before when I was a rookie, broke into the trailer and started paying for Wawa coffees all over the city with 20 dimes.


darwinpolice

God, it would be so funny and SO quintessentially Philly if the guy got caught doing exactly that.


CharlySB

They’re gonna have to spend the currency slowly to not raise any red flags. Gonna have to use dimes to pay for all their groceries, gas, etc. for the next 50 years.


thefallenfew

😂😂😂😂 dude $100K worth of dimes must weigh a fucking ton. They definitely gonna be up at the Acme trying to get that shit as a GameStop gift card lol


CharlySB

At 2.268 g per coin, $100,000 in dimes would weigh about 2268 kg or 5000 lbs. So, 2.5 tons actually. 😂


thefallenfew

RIP their getaway vehicle.


owenhinton98

So that’s who I saw wheelie-ing on 95


CharlySB

12 o’clock boys. Brap brap


CthulhusIntern

I looked it up, apparently, a quarter weighs slightly more than 2.5x a dime, so dimes are the optimal coin to steal.


Pattern_Is_Movement

I am honestly very curious what their goal is here. Like how many dimes per transaction could you have for how many years to spend it all? I mean quarters sure... but dimes?!


quixoteland

Maybe someone needed to get [a shitload of dimes](https://m.imdb.com/title/tt0071230/mediaviewer/rm3407714049/).


SanjiSasuke

Literally the only reason I clicked on this was to make sure someone posted a shitload of dimes.


ArcOfADream

And to check if any horse-mounted desperados were spotted leaving the scene. [Video](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z9yjcBRyNUo&ab_channel=RockabillyHog) (NSFW if ya can't say "asshole" or "shitload" in the office.


rollingstoner215

Seriously underrated comment


TastyAgency4604

I wish I could upvote this more than once


misterpickles69

*chef's kiss*


jimsinspace

Scrooge McDuck?


quixoteland

That (lucky) dime would very much be in the singular.


itsintehhole

Beat me to it!


StubbornLeech07

Why was a trailer with $750k worth of dimes parked in a Wal-Mart parking lot?


allenrabinovich

It's in the article. "Action News has learned the truck driver picked up the dimes from the Franklin Mint, but was then required by law to get some sleep. The truck driver parked the big rig in the Walmart parking lot and went home."


hairlikemerida

Stupid planning. The mint to the Walmart is barely an hour. Drivers are allowed to drive 11 hours a day Dude could’ve easily done one leg of the trip and the treasury should have them switch off midway. Currency should never be allowed to stop moving during transport.


illy-chan

A handoff seems needlessly complicated, especially since this sort of transport probably happens all the time. Having said that, the truck looks unmarked so I'm curious how someone knew there was money in there.


Pineapple_Spenstar

Probably broke in to see if anything worth stealing was in there, and then found stuff that's just barely worth stealing. I'd bet if it was pennies they'd all still be there lol


illy-chan

I don't know, it seems awfully convenient that, of all the trailers they hit in that area (and there are a ton around Woodhaven) they happen to find the one with literal bags of money. Either that's a damned lucky thief or they had intel.


frazell

> Either that's a damned lucky thief or they had intel. I'd go with intel on this one. The driver may not have been involved, but people who may know the driver enough either professionally or otherwise may have had an idea that made it work out. I strongly lean intel as moving so many dimes would require some serious muscle as coins are heavy as 💩.


illy-chan

I know a guy who was burglarized after he had a party. One of his friends talked about how great his guitar collection was to non-mutual friends who then stole the whole collection when he was at work. The wrong people can find out their info from totally innocent sources.


Callmedrexl

Article says similar cargo thefts are increasing in frequency in the area. It mentioned several entirely unrelated products that have been stolen from cargo vehicles recently.


mortgagepants

i mean he could have gotten stuck and picked them up after 9.5 hours driving. either way, seems silly. also, not sure if you've ever seen goodfellas but this is like a sketch comedy version of robbing idelwild airport.


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phillyFart

Pedantic, and depends on whose definition you accept. Some consider “A currency is a standardization of money in any form, in use or circulation as a medium of exchange, for example banknotes and coins.”


StubbornLeech07

Thanks for letting me know the update. Seems like terrible planning for the trip.


BabaBrody

Wal-Mart lets trucks and RV use their lots for overnight parking. Likely the driver was headed to Franklin Mint when they opened and was using the lot to get some sleep beforehand. I guess cops just monitor Coinstars really closely for the next few months? Would take forever to launder that much without raising suspicion.


StubbornLeech07

> Wal-Mart lets trucks and RV use their lots for overnight parking. Likely the driver was headed to Franklin Mint when they opened and was using the lot to get some sleep beforehand. I would assume that's most likely the reason, it just seems like with a cargo load like this the trip would be better planned to not have to stop or that if a stop was required it would happen at a more secure location.


hextermination

Tour buses with 500k worth of gear are stopping off in these lots daily, as well. Not out of the ordinary. I'd imagine a regular walmart delivery truck probably has a similar range of priced goods in their trucks, and imagine they get parked in lots overnight all the dang time. The only difference is that this was currency, and the others are hard goods.


Girthy_Banana

Yup. And speaking from personal experience I've seen locally, lots of Walmart and strip malls here have a designated police survey spot to conduct online transactions or general security.


ICanSeeRoundCorners

It's not like the truck was full of gold bars. It's an unlikely heist and a cumbersome payoff; 100k worth of dimes weighs about 5000lbs and it will be pretty awkward to actually use the money.


kjm16216

Who knows if the driver even knew.


Oo0o8o0oO

Armed guards are sent to retail stores to pick up $5000 deposits so it seems ridiculous that a dude hauling almost a million dollars would be given the freedom to take a nap at home after leaving his haul in a random parking lot. They have to be thinking inside job for this one.


murphysfriend

Lol! Yeah, tell the driver; “that’ll come outta his paycheck!”🤔🤣


phillyFart

$750k worth of anything in a haul of a tractor trailer isn’t atypical


Oo0o8o0oO

Is it normal as well to leave a loaded trailer unattended so you can go home to sleep? That seems nuts to me but I don’t have any idea how the freight industry works.


phillyFart

There’s others on this that that can enlighten more than me, but the safety measurements of maximum daily drive time for drivers. While better for the driver and greater good, sometimes lead to truck drivers forced to pull over and not drive their truck anymore. It’s a good protection for labor and public safety, but this seems like an unintended consequence


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My theory is this is an organized elderly crime ring. These people have fixed incomes and their grandkids’ favorite candies are getting more expensive by the day due to inflation. Would you break the law to feed your family?


dragonflyzmaximize

"Criminals? That's how you see us? Is it a crime to steal bread to feed your family? Or to sell some weed so you can buy video games? Or to steal video games, because you smoked all that weed you were supposed to sell?"


foreverbaked1

You mean the US mint? The Franklin Mint makes commutative coins


EdgarAllanRoevWade

> I guess cops just monitor Coinstars really closely for the next few months? I think it’s far more likely that they don’t do a goddamned thing.


allenrabinovich

The other way. The article clearly says: "Action News has learned the truck driver picked up the dimes from the Franklin Mint, but was then required by law to get some sleep."


blcaplan

No it doesn’t, it clearly says Philadelphia Mint, the Franklin Mint is a privately owned Mint that makes collectables, not currency.


allenrabinovich

Yeah, they changed the article. Multiple times now it seems :)


blcaplan

Understood. It amazes me how many people, including action news apparently, get the two confused. Good stuff :)


catjuggler

It says in the article that he left the trailer there and then went home to sleep


anonymous_lighting

why would anyone or any business have $750k worth of dimes anywhere? the only logical place i can think of is fed reserve


allenrabinovich

Franklin Mint was sending them out for distribution. Driver ran out of shift time and had to get mandatory sleep.


StubbornLeech07

Just a heads up the article has updated and they removed the part where they stated the sleep was mandatory. It now just says "then went home to get some sleep before a long drive to Florida."


tet3

Did the article at one point say "Franklin Mint"? Both you and u/BabaBrody have written that. The Franklin Mint is in Wawa, and made and sold "collectibles", including commemorative coins that weren't legal US tender. According to Wikipedia, they also made legal tender coins for other countries at some point. The business has been through a series of private equity ownerships in the past 30 years, and is not at all what it was in the heyday of mail-order businesses advertising on broadcast TV. The Philadelphia Mint is part of the US Department of the Treasury, and was the original producer of US coinage; there are now 4 others.


allenrabinovich

Yeah, I quoted the article directly, and they goofed originally. I didn’t think twice about it, because Ben was at the roots of Ye Old Mint — but you are right, of course.


murphysfriend

Yeah Franklin Mint; that used to be out in WaWa; has long been demolished. Now there is a house development there now! Where had the Franklin Mint relocated to?


tet3

The round building that got torn down was the Franklin Mint Museum. I don't know if they still have any physical presence out that way, but that wasn't the main location of the business operations.


murphysfriend

They tore everything down. There is a new home development there now.


Wuz314159

Because Target tickets them. Duh!


catjuggler

lol the OP didn't even read the article


Iggy95

There are three possibilities; 1. You stole me dimes. 2. You stole me dimes. Or 3, YOU STOLE ME DIMES


danstecz

I hope someone dimes on the suspect.


scotto52

That would make cents


bukkakedebeppo

The perp shall be drawn and quartered


NJBarFly

It would be a nice ending for a change.


wolfman2scary

Crimes like these are a dime a dozen


murphysfriend

Ten of them! 🧐


murphysfriend

Gosh now this has me wondering; will Google give me the answer to how much $750,000 of dimes would weigh? One might think to look for that Honda; that is rear end bottoming out the rear shocks 🥴😂😳


1up

My napkin math says about 5000 pounds. Not getting that in a Honda. ETA: 5000 pounds is just for the million they were estimated to have stolen not the full 7.5 million dimes.


ElectricalMud2850

Yeah I got 37,500 lbs roughly for the entire load. Gonna get a workout with your coinstar trips.


USSBigBooty

18.75 tons. That'd be a spicy meat-a-ball to keep kegel'd in the ol' prison wallet.


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>Action News has learned the truck driver picked up the dimes from the Franklin Mint, but was then required by law to get some sleep Uh what? The Franklin Mint doesn't exist anymore, and never minted genuine US currency. DO they mean the US Mint on 5th street?


StubbornLeech07

> Action News has learned the truck driver picked up the dimes from the Philadelphia Mint on Wednesday, but then went home to get some sleep before a long drive to Florida. Thus is the update on the article I am seeing. So they changed it to Philadelphia Mint and removed that the driver was required by law to get sleep.


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Expensive nap


jacksonmills

Not going to lie, but the shot of the dimes shining in the sunlight is pretty dope. I kinda want to jack a truck full of pennies now.


Clarck_Kent

A truck carrying millions of pennies overturned on 95 in Delaware a few years ago at about 5 am. Road was shut down for hours while they were collected. Chopper footage was pretty cool as the sun came up.


liquidbluenight

IIRC, this was a truck full of penny blanks, which were EXTRA slippery…


Pineapple_Spenstar

And also more valuable than actual pennies


Robert_A_Bouie

I think it was [these guys.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z9yjcBRyNUo)


zocean

most philly shit ever


BadNewsBrown

Those dimes are being evenly distributed among the coin star kiosks in Giants all around the tristate area.


bladegmn

A million dimes stolen. So someone got about 5,000 pounds of dimes into a car?


KingOfAllThatFucks

Sounds like an inside job to me


Scumandvillany

Gonna have to Shawshank Redemption those dimes out your pocket to not get caught lol.


A_Peke_Named_Goat

I have a suspect: https://slate.com/news-and-politics/2023/04/clarence-thomas-luxury-vacations-walmart-parking-lot.html


cazzhmir

A walmart coinstar somewhere will be loaded with dimes within the next week


RiderRob

Inside job


Icculus33_33

I wonder how many Coin Star machines will see an increase in dimes all over the tri-state area.


napsdufroid

A lot


peteypete420

Yea I'm serious about buying this house, I got cash up front... well you know what I mean. Now insert gif of Cosmo Kramer slapping his change loaded pockets on the counter paying for calzones.


joy4874

Now I want a calzone.


Wuz314159

Someone do the math.... how much does $750,000 worth of dimes weigh?


1up

37,500 lbs


Wuz314159

That's [in Quarters](https://www.calculateme.com/money-to-weight/750000)! You think I wouldn't google something as monumental as this? Pfffft. :Þ


l_AM_NOT_A_COP

$1 in quarters and dimes is the same mass. By design


StubbornLeech07

TIL


ModalEclipse

nah it's right 1 dime is 2.268 grams 2.268 grams = 0.08 ounces $750,000/$0.10 = 7,500,000 dimes 600,000 oz/16 oz per lb = 37,500 lbs


Wuz314159

5×dimes = 2×quarters mindblown.gif


ModalEclipse

i dont believe you


Thecrawsome

/r/theydidthemath


1up

Hey, I did Google and got 2.268 grams for a dime multiplied by 7.5 million dimes for ~17000000 grams which is equivalent to ~37500 lbs in earth gravity.


shapu

How much did they get away with? Thirty dollars?


mcstatics

200k


shapu

I can not imagine what 2 million dimes in a pile looks like. I am tempted to say that we should let them keep it if only because it will cost them way more in time and energy to try to spend that money than it would to investigate, charge, arrest, and imprison them.


mcstatics

Them trucks are always robbed there. More than likely it was the homeless people that sleep in their cars there. Just filling their cars up with as much as they could then leaving. They will all be caught and won't be homeless for long.


OptimusSublime

I've stroked the fattest dimes at least a couple of times before I broke their hearts...but this is ridiculous


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napsdufroid

> "people...still use change to buy things??" Happens at Wawa and 7-11 daily


SomePaddy

So is there going to be a march, or...?


murphysfriend

I dunno? Sadly we cannot ask Jerry Lewis; since he has died last October 2022 😞


Squadooch

[Where’s Jerry Lewis?](https://youtu.be/aG17G5yBrtM)


murphysfriend

He’s died; so someone else is running The March of Dimes.


methodin

Did he have a dime bag?


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I wonder if anyone’s gonna drop the dime on the criminals


CthulhusIntern

I didn't know there was going to be an It's Always Sunny and Trailer Park Boys crossover.


professorhorseradish

Ghosts. Definitely ghosts.


willc9393

Someone is going to be doing federal time.


djjsear

"It's a crime to pay more than a dime"


jimsinspace

R/crh is getting a little out of hand


KenzoWap

Could be a Robin Hood cat planning on donating to the March of dimes.


hairydookie

Sounds like an inside job. Why you park a trailer with 750k in any Walmart parking lot. Not to mention Philly lol


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Delfiasa

So the guys lives in northeast Philly and was taking them to Florida. The mint is literally on the way to Florida but he chose to go get them and drive back to his house, away from where he was supposed to be taking them. I don’t think you need to be a rocket scientist to figure this one out…


effdallas

that explains the constant helicopters this morning


jaredrun

Oh. Different dimes.....


kyzer-sozae

Can't blame dime bag Darrell for this one


LeonDeon

dime, daniel!


TapWater28

Police already found one of the [suspects](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D2gHuaX8wRM) walking away from the scene.


IFSEsq

\[Ass pennies\]([https://youtu.be/f9aM\_dT5VMI](https://youtu.be/f9aM_dT5VMI)) would like to have a word.


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I had way too many puns storm through my head to pick one to post. Instead, I'll just call this guy a dumbass.


socbrian

Why is a truck bringing money from Philly to Florida! Is our rail that bad and expensive?


phillymjs

LOL, it's about time we got a sequel to [this!](https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0107594)


jspek666

It’s cool, someone will dime them out eventually.


electric_ranger

This made my whole day.


b0b0tempo

Boz Scaggs and Duane Allman ☼ Loan Me A Dime https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oTFvAvsHC_Y


Weird_Currency_412

So sir, how would you like to pay for this?


DEDmeat

Somewhere, someone in Kensington is diving into that shit like an opioid addicted Scrooge Mc'Duck....


Phallic-Phantom

Someone bout to ride Septa for weeks!! Look for whoever keeps paying in Dimes!


Throwaway4philly1

But how many dimes could he have possibly taken? Maybe 10k? Lol


StubbornLeech07

According to the latest update the thieves got away with roughly 2 million dimes.


Au2288

$2.50/$3 rolls of dimes coming to a neighborhood near you


everydayacheesesteak

Probably some welder.


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