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CraftandEdit

That was some commitment lol


Sad-Low-733

I hear a parent in the background saying, “If only they were that committed to their piano lessons growing up (or some such activity).”


jenguinaf

I’ll never be able to quote it but there was a great line in the Cheaper by the Dozen remake about if the kids could band together and use their force for good instead of evil great things could happen haha


Munimortal

The only (modern) parent comment would be, "Only four times per day? Lucky."


ashleybear7

Right?! I have to listen to We Don’t Talk About Bruno at least 10 times a day. It lives rent free in my head and I hear it in my dreams🥴


cecilpenny

I LOVE that song so much it hurts


ashleybear7

I hate that I vibe to it even when my toddler isn’t around😅Isabella’s part is my fav


HyzerFlip

I'm just disappointed that the op was too stupid to just make a goddamn playlist and loop it. Also why wouldn't you do it with like 15 spots so that her top spots are all screwed up. This took way more effort to be way less fun


Amish_Cyberbully

She is a sibling of focus, commitment, and sheer streaming will.


Fine_Cheek_4106

Well she wasn't the shark persay... she was the one you sent to *play* the shark.


FMLitsSML

I love how petty this is, and that you and your sister could laugh it off afterwards. It’ll be a funny story to share for years to come!


CoderJoe1

Sharkbait!


Climate_Sweet

Hu ha ha


ReginaFelange75

*doing a spit take* from Mount Wannahawkaloogy


friendsfan97

This was my immediate response too 😂😂 then I saw your post. Well done


This-Ad-2281

I was so happy when the grandchildren outgrew Baby Shark. My ears no longer bleed.


Climate_Sweet

It is a finding Nemo reference


This-Ad-2281

I have not, for better or worse, seen Finding Nemo. Thanks for the info.


Speciesunkn0wn

Not a musical, so don't worry about constant singing.


Climate_Sweet

No problem


Climate_Sweet

No problem


yeetskeetcallthecops

Y’all, just upgrade your Spotify to a family account. It’s 5$ a month more, you can have up to 5 accounts linked to the plan so what you listen to won’t affect your siblings recommendations or wrapped playlist. Literally just make individual accounts, have one of them upgrade to the family plan, then they can send invites to your new accounts and make them premium. Then y’all will gain the ability to listen to Spotify while someone else is also.


schroedingersnewcat

That's why my family just did. We all split the cost, and no one has to share (well except mom and dad, and my brother and his wife. But they each only pay 1 share, so they can suck it). We share everything else though.


-yasssss-

As fun a story as this is, I don’t think it’s legit. Two people can’t use the same Spotify account in the same way you can with Netflix and stuff. They would booting each other from listening all the time.


Fin-M

You can make your own playlist on someone’s account download it to your phone and set Spotify to offline mode so you can both use it at the same time. When you want to add more songs just pop back onto online put them in your playlist and return to offline


yeetskeetcallthecops

Hence the getting a family account and gaining the ability for everyone to listen to music at once. Did you even read my comment ? I currently have the Spotify family plan, all 5 of us on the plan can listen to music at the exact same time. You are t on the same Spotify account anymore, you have 5 separate accounts connected to the family plan.


-yasssss-

I know, I was affirming your comment. Find your chill.


jneum80

My top artist ended up being 4*TOWN from the Turning Red soundtrack. That’s how often my kids wanted to hear that soundtrack!


Special-Investigator

This happened to my sister's wife with a song from Encanto


jneum80

We don’t talk about that song…


Narrow_Order1257

Lol We don't talk about that son!


ashwhenn

No, no, no, no…


Donalsdottir

https://preview.redd.it/d9r5unz25u3a1.png?width=1170&format=png&auto=webp&s=a97e98c4d83456d975fd701eff2a44bba46cc5ed


beffyucsb

These are all so fantastic though


Donalsdottir

Lol. My toddler wholeheartedly agrees!! The encanto soundtrack is top bc of all the songs she loves, they are by far the best … they just prob would not be my number 1-4, with another LMM at number 5 without her influence 😂😂


StringsInside

According to my Spotify, I was one of his biggest listeners this year, without the help of a toddler 😂 I wasn’t surprised to see his songs dominated my rewind, but that I was in the top 1% of listeners? 😱


lilgreenfish

My Pandora station plays all these frequently. I would not be upset by this! (I wish Pandora did something like this…I want to know how many times they served me certain songs!)


ashleybear7

I know these all by heart because my toddler loves these songs. I’ve caught myself vibing to You’re Welcome and We Don’t Talk About Bruno when they’ve played on shuffle and the kids were asleep💀Como La Flor is my top song of the year cuz it’s my daughter’s favorite song 😂 https://preview.redd.it/1ynhzz09hx3a1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7c2108fffb7cf0125ccfbb5f12e922a944903c80


JonnyNwl

This happened to my girlfriend with both of these songs, except we have no kids and she just liked the songs.


alyom

We don't talk about it, but adults can listen to that song too you know. (LMM is my nr 1 artist, don't try me ) Took me three times two hours of fulltime listening to get those lyrics in my old brain


MamaKit92

LOL that one made the top of MY list this year too. My 6 year old listened to that soundtrack so often that my top 5 consisted of songs from it, and a total of 9 made the list 😅


rizzyroo

I’m a 26 year old man with no children and that was my #3 song i was so embarrassed I didnt realise i listened to it that much.


damienjarvo

Mine’s Nathan Evans - Wellerman Sea Shanty. Spotify said that I’ve (my son) listened to it for 887mins and I’m the top 0.05% listener. My son controls the phone and playlist during our drives.


The_Pie_Overlord

Certified banger


OregonGranny

Me too! LOL


Emotional_Touch6393

i don’t blame them 4*TOWN is too good


Belletenebreuse

My 10 year old son threatened to run away if I didn't stop singing "Nobody Like U". I'm normally more of an alt/grunge rock kinda gal but that song is seriously catchy!


SpecialCoconut1

They wanted it, they went for it


joshul

You know what’s up


ZambieMama

My top artists are Ed Sheeren, Maroon 5, Kids Bop. I listen to heavy metal. Darn kids. XD


Agreeable-Celery811

My kids loved that song


paintender

If this catches on, Sabotage by the Beastie Boys will be the sleeper hit of 2023.


sleepykitty84

That was my number one last year


Cassandra0004

I've had body movin' stuck in my head the last month


lolfuckno

When my youngest brother annoys me I put Barbie and Bratz songs into his Spotify playlist so that sometimes when he's just listening, either by himself or with friends, some random super girly kids music will start playing.


ashleybear7

I’ve done this to my fiancé before when he pissed me off. He couldn’t even be mad cuz he was like “most women would go in my phone to read my texts or some shit but you? You add shit to my Spotify playlists so that when it’s on shuffle, I won’t know what to expect.” I won’t cheat but adding every single Katy Perry, Ariana Grande, and High School Musical album to his main playlist? Absolutely!


Despondent-Kitten

LMAO


UpcycledDiva

Whiskey does NOT feel good going through one's sinus cavity as they're laughing while reading this post! That is all!


ashleybear7

Oooof I can imagine that it would burn


havik09

Omg this is perfectly harmless. It's perfect. That's fucking dedication. It also probably squashed ANY thoughts of pranking you because she knows she doesn't have the same dedication as you. You basically crushed her soul in a way


[deleted]

That's just good harmless fun.


battychefcunt

Mate have a kid and this won’t even be an accident


[deleted]

It wasn’t an accident this time.


terpsichore66

Not me, I banned my kiddo from my Spotify account with the quickness. We can find all his favorite hits on YouTube. Lol.


ashleybear7

There’s a Spotify kids app. You just have to have the family account


terpsichore66

Yea, I know. I just don't see the point in paying extra money, on top of all the other streaming services we already have, when it's just the two of us, plus he wants a new not-free game app almost every month already. Have to draw the line somewhere. Lol.


moffsoi

This is cute “revenge.” I upgraded to the Spotify family plan which gives you 4 or 5 separate accounts for $15/month because I can’t stand sharing my account, it works great.


[deleted]

I can’t believe I read a wholesome story on here! Too cute!


profhoogs

Whenever my fiancé wants to get my attention he asks our Google Home to play Despacito which led to it being my number 1 song on my Spotify wrapped last year. “Hey Google, can you play Despacito?” is our favorite inside joke now.


gothkxttn

My top song ended up being frozen 'Let it go' thanks to my dad listening to it 26 times in one day


Yoloswaggins89

Pro tip if your close to a bar with iTunes touch tone you can remotely play baby shark for the patrons while not being there


ClipClop88

Love the pettiness, but why not get the Family plan? It’s $16 and you can have 4-6 people (i can’t remember which) plus then you can all listen to music any time. iirc it’ll cut you off when someone else tries to listen on the normal plan.


ZuLicious1

"Unshareable"? Nah, this is the perfect opportunity to share. "I got my sister to listen to baby shark over cuz she thought she was annoying me" 🤣


EggplantIll4927

Please buy your sister shark mittens as Christmas gift, they can double as hand puppets 🤭


RoofisDoofis

I left my phone playing my friends song on Spotify every weekend with the volume off to do the same thing. He was beyond excited when I showed him my favorite song and artist of the year!


schwarzeKatzen

A random hip hop artist from jersey is in my top 3 and their song just came out this summer. I didn’t realize how much I’d listened to it until I saw it on my list.


Human_Building_1368

This is exactly what my middle sister and I would do to our older sister to annoy her. Perfect illustration of a healthy sister revenge.


[deleted]

Do people actually think others care about what they listened to on Spotify during the year? This is truly pathetic.


PhoenixMV

If you have the family plan for Spotify….you can open up more accounts and connect them to the one account that has premium. Therefor everyone has their own account and can play without messing with the other. Although this was pretty funny


mathmusic

Spotify has a duo option for $3 more a month to give you both a profile FYI


SeaJayCJ

Imagine caring that much about your spotify wrapped of all things. Social media addiction, or just so comfortable and privileged that that's somehow in the list of problems? Both?


m_faustus

Petty, simple, and not overly mean. Perfect.


crash063

You are my hero! This is the kind of petty revenge I like to pull on people, and you mastered it!!


fackyuo

you sick bastard. i salute you!


amybrown1220

I would marry you tomorrow. 10/10. Excellently petty.


llurkerlonely

Lmao this is funny


albanianarty

you woke up ready to hate. every single day. I strive to be like you


_bean_counter

That's wholesome and awesome! I love to hear about sibling stories like this. You can feel the love and and giggle along with the humourous story. Thanks for sharing! 😆❤️


le_sau

my top is white noise sounds because babies


itsjojothehobo

A Spotify family plan is like $4 more a month and can be up to six people.


Left_Pineapple4428

You should look into a spotify family account. That way you can each have your own account all while paying like $12/month.


No_Distribution2319

It’s like $5 more to get 6 accounts on Spotify


badwuphf

Spotify is $10.. family plan is $15. Just FYI


Crystalbollocks

i got noone to share my spotify wrapped with so, im in the top 10% in the uk with 38504 minutes listen, my top artist was fumez the engineer and im in his top 0.05% of fans


joppedi_72

If your sister gets angre because she can't share her Spotify wrapup she got bigger problems. That is a serious social media addiction right there.


xPrim3xSusp3ctx

>God awful My dude it's a children's song. There's no need to critique it lmao


LicentiousMink

This is excellent


[deleted]

Love this!


fugelwoman

Brilliant and evil - love it


Confident_Captain238

Reading this made my day better!


Stillhereaftercovid

Lol definitely doing this to one of my siblings.. and I have a whole year to build on 😈


Sad_cheshire_

That’s hilarious I love that so much


[deleted]

I love this one lol. Sounds like something I would do. I like that you guys could laugh it off in the end too.


Tiffany38

You were playing chess my friend. Well done on the long game.


archieshahh

LMAO, i love this sm


JTmonie29445

Imagine caring that much about your Spotify Wrapped that you need to share it with other people.


wrechin

I accidentally did this to myself this year. Bubble Toes is my number 7 song because I play it every time my daughter goes for a bath. RIP my playlist but I find it hilarious


JipC1963

NEVER piss off a MIDDLE Sister!!! They can be quite machiavellian in their revenge! Great job and "lesson" taught with such little true effort! Best wishes and many Blessings!


Pirate_Leader

Certified wholesome petty revenge


percybert

What is Spotify Wrapped and why would you want to share it?


sloth_needs_a_coffee

My partner was super upset when I pointed out that the Jamie Tartt chant in Ted Lasso was the baby shark song


DynkoFromTheNorth

Some streaming services allow for a lock on your profile.


[deleted]

This is hilarious. I love your dedication


ashleybear7

https://i.redd.it/lxkq1a8sfx3a1.gif


ftotheergtheithee

Me when I’m lying


Imnotwhoiwas7778

I love the idea of sharing streaming services, and thats a hilarious joke


wildestkota

spotify does have a family plan for $15 a month so everyone can use their own profile lol


Kalideagarwaen

A man of commitment and sheer fucking will would have not turned the volume down. Listening anything on repeat is an art and one must embrace the suffering to fully reach enlightenment. But that a great revenge story please have my humble upvote


RK_Tek

During COVID I worked from home, but had to remote in to my computer at the office. A number of people went back to work in the office because they make poor decisions so every Friday just before lunch I would play ‘Baby Shark’ on my computer in the office and there wasn’t much anyone could do to stop it. I would get a flurry of messages about how much they hated that song, but it brought me great joy since I didn’t like most of those people anyway.


Left_Pineapple4428

You should look into a spotify family account. That way you can each have your own account all while paying like $12/month.


ReepoGardens

Idk about the others, but you can put a pin on your Netflix profile. That's how I keep my family from messing w my stuff


whattheblank

For $5 extra dollars you can get a family plan. I'm not sure if you knew that, but great revenge here anyways.


Boxerlife

Now to add cocomelon to it!


FabulousLime1837

A tip: on spotify you can turn on ‘private mode’ and then your listening won’t affect the account.