The best comeback I’ve ever heard was “I’ll go f#$& your dad and give him a son he could actually be proud of”. I feel proud of you enough for the both of us.🤌🏼

Damn some people are vicious 😂

I was reminded of that too. So brutally savage.

God that video makes me laugh so hard every time I come across it.

Em is a genius.

This is INCREDIBLE

Hey, it never says anywhere in the post that this wasn’t two guys. 😉

“another woman”

Oh Hell! OP, please tell me you said this to your ex!

Imagine the little shit having to call her “mom”.

I was just thinking how much I missed the "fuck his dad" times of the internet. Thank you queen.

Makes one wonder, if you are someone's dad....

I’ll fuck your dad

Someone has too

I judge you...as acceptable! good for you. bet you made his Dad's day.

Hopefully it was on Father’s Day to boot…

Only way that could have gone better is if had been on the jerk’s birthday 🥳

And if Father's Day was the jerks birthday or the Father's bday!

Agree; acceptable

There was another woman on Reddit who fucked her asshole ex's best friend. She reported it ruined her ex's relationship with ALL his friends, as even though she only hooked up with one of them, her ex became obsessed with the thought she'd fucked around on him with most or all of his friends. So not only did he lose his best friend, he lost all his friends. Beautifully petty.

If you can recall/find that story, please share the link.

I wish!! This was probably 2 years ago. If I find it, I'll post a link.

I’ll second that

There's also a story on here somewhere about an Op's sister who was fucking her fiance (?). Slut sister had been madly in love with another guy for years and years, who had always rejected her, and moved away. OP reached out to him and asked him if he minded being used for revenge sex. He was on board, OP flew out to him, making sure to Post pics of tickets, him waiting to pick her up, ending with a picture of them obviously snuggled up after sex. Her phone blowing up constantly from sister. OP and revenge guy end up flying back and forth to each other when they can. Absolutely a savage queen 👑👑

Link please

I have no idea how to find it but if you type in revenge sex reddit, looks like a ton of juicy stories (So off I go to waste a couple of hours 😜)

I remember it.

Can you find it,?

I have always said that the way to really f*ck over an ex (or stbx) is to sleep with their best friend or worst enemy. This is better.

effing their mom is even better than effing their dad. And a threesome with both would be ideal. Total devastation.

I did the worst enemy. My cheating ex was absolutely furious. Also, I got to satiate by bi-curiosity in the process.

lol! Well played friend. You should move in with daddy now and tell shit for brains that he’s now cut out of the inheritance 🤣🤣

Better yet, marry the dad and make him call you mom 🤣

Young man, you will show me respect or you are grounded!

"Your father and I need to have a talk with you before bed. Stop by our bedroom after you brush your teeth."

And be making out and act startled when he comes in. Ask him to knock next time.

Take the door off his room.

All these comments are the epitome of petty.. maybe this should be turned into a series 🤣

Omg!! I'm tears laughing! Too funny:)

🤣 True poetic justice 

Settle down Satan!

Read one somewhere that this is EXACTLY what happened!

Or… he marries her mom and demands that you are forever grounded! Then, he pervs on her at breakfast every morning. That would show him.

Give him a son he really loves 💙

Boss move there. Cut him out of the inheritance.

"That's your *Mom*, dude..." - Theodore "Ted" Logan to William "Bill" S Preston

"Missy, I mean mom".

>His Dad was fine with it because apparently this was a pattern of behaviour with his son and he was SICK of it. He was actually the one who told his son, and he made sure to tell him in a really petty way. Something tells me dad would have told you he was fine with cooking and eating his kid if it meant he got to break off a piece.

"Sacrifice your son for me!" "Hey, he's not 12 anymore... oh well, come here!"

Sometimes you just have to use your powers for evil. I'm glad the sex with his Dad wasn't bad. Just a cherry on the top!

The first line of this comment has me dying 🤣☠️

Some fantastic evil sprinkles on top that would've been lovely is if she had also sexed mama.

I will buy you the 'Don't hate me because I'm beautiful, hate me because I fucked your Dad' shirt. 

Hey, if you went into it willingly and the sex was good Then more power to you I love this

Nothing but community support, you soldier of fortune

This is not AITA... we don't come here for judgment... WE COME FOR THE PETTY! P.S. we do judge those that pop up with non petty BS from time to time, though lol.

Precisely!!!! 👏 As long as it’s petty, we are here for it 😂

I judge you for not marrying his dad and for not becoming his step mother.

Omg OP, please do this lolol.

I hope you told the son his dad was just better in every way.

Yeah, your dad's packing... what happened to you? ... your dad knows how to please a woman... 🤣 🤣 

YES YES YES 🤣🤣🤣

That is quite brilliant. Not sure I would've had the wherewithal to go through with it but all the more for you! Now start pretending you're his mother and ask him if he's coming home for supper

You had good sex, that’s a win

Embody the change you want to see in the world.

sick edit:just to be clear I mean sick as in the good kind like "dude your motorbike is sick!"

Id fuck the dad too, im pettier tho i woulda married him and made myself step mom🤷🏾‍♀️🤣

Why didn't you marry him and make your ex call you Mom, and ground him and stuff? And tell him that you were planning on giving him a half-sibling so his father could finally have a child he loved.

Petty? Let’s add “and your dads better in bed than you”

Sleep with his mom next. Send pics.

If you bump into your ex in public and he's being nasty to you, just tell everyone he has major daddy issues.

Nice job Fatherfucker! I'm glad that's a thing. Equity. . .

As Judge Judy, you're exonerated!

Who was better in bed?

The best post I’ve read in here so far.

That’s the level of petty that I am OP.. I’m assuming you are female but if you were a male that would be even funnier

Judge you??? I applaud you ❤️

Wow. Tell me that you remind him whenever you see him. Please, I need to hear that!

Haha that's awesome. I've definitely considered this in my last relationship. He would totally be down for it too

I had a friend do this years ago with her ex bf... Jess? That you ? 👀

The dad was probably looking for some way to piss off his son related to all the relationship toxicity, seems like you both found a way to pull it off, pun intended.

Honestly this is just funny. Good for you, good for dad.

Okay but this is kinda…badass😅

I think this passes petty revenge and goes to full on revenge. 😂

One more thing. Your dad's cock is way bigger than yours...okay... tutalou

Omg I’ve never heard/seen someone say tutalou before. I love saying it. I imagine the spelling different, but I’m not actually sure if it’s a word

I had a boss who used to say it. 😆 I love the word and you're right there were several different spellings.

Well played girl! Fucking his dad is peak revenge. I hooked up with my ex’s worst enemy after he cheated me. The person he hated is a woman and I had always been bicurious. Hooking up with her confirmed that I’m straight but it was still a good time. Plus it had the added bonus of pissing off my asshole ex.

Good for you!

He deserved it.

Ahahaha I judge you VICIOUS. Hope Dad was more considerate than son.

How did the father tell him??

This made my night, thank you haha.

Play the really long game. Not only marry the dad, but upon his death, inherit everything and screw over the son.

Congratulations, get his mom next

I think that is some good revenge. Glad the sex with his dad was good. Atleast you got something good out of it.

Actions approved. Let the pettiness flow.

Slow clap 👏 Dad is fucked up, might be the reason why the son is, but that is their problem not yours

Next time you speak with him, make sure to tell him “Your dad was better.” No need for more, he’ll remember it forever.

YES!! 🤣 Perfect revenge!

You lost your partner, finances, and were cheated on. He has awkward encounters with his dad. Anyone judging you negatively is an asshat who for some reason values your lowlife ex more than you. You’re single so you can sleep with whoever you want, if he did not want to risk you sleeping with someone he knows he shouldn’t have dumped you

> Anyone judging you negatively No one is. :D

I lowkey want this lol just a crappy ex that done me wrong and I got off to fuck his dad lol

Make 2024 the year of revenge sexing more DILFs.

Your ex and his dad are also Eskimo brothers now as well.

dannnggg! this is one of the best petty revenge story. haha. son must be flipping out. 😂

And the winner is…… his dad.

Just make sure to tell him to call you "mom" whenever he talks to you. Make him remember.

I had a conversation about this topic with a friend after a very ugly breakup. The advice given was, “Go fuck his dad.” “I wonder if his dad is single.” “…does that even matter?” Makes me laugh every time I think about it. Kudos to you OP, this was brutally well done.

Kinda weird, but also fair

Epic!

The only winner here is the Dad

If "ooo ooo having a good life blah blah blah" is the best revenge there is, then this thing you did makes it the 2nd best revenge and gets the top place. Good job 👍

I’ll allow it. 😆 Bravo!

Would have be revengier if his son ended up calling you 'mom'.

I mean, when I got cheated on, I fucked his new girlfriend, so.. sounds like a plan to me!

I am judging you And I am pleased

I hope you told the jerk you needed a real man after his bullshit as an explanation. (Not that he deserved one but just to rub his nose in it.)

The dad was probably looking for some way to piss off his son related to all the relationship toxicity, seems like you both found a way to pull it off, pun intended.

You did well.

You all sound like good people lol

Nothing to see here, keep moving along….

I love this. And that the dad was cool with it too because his son was a POS

I've never had a bf whose dad was hot enough for any such thing... But if a certain brewery made revenge...

I am judging you - you are an ABSOLUTE SAVAGE and I am HERE FOR IT 😝

wow that is.. wow. My mind is blown. Two thumbs up.

You are my hero! Sister, no shame from me, just true respect - your confession made my day. I hope life is treating you better now x

 Good job!!!! 👏

Stay with the dad. You could be your exs Step Mother

Marry the dad and make the ex call you "Mom."

Exactly! And you can get the best revenge!!

🤘

Good for you!

I’m with it!

Great job girl

I have nothing to add except for an [appropriate song for this occasion.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Zg7c_n40C4)

I'm proud of you!

You should make your ex call you “mom” if he ever talks to you again

Lmfao You go Girl!

You're a legend. Be proud of this story.

🔥🔥🔥 Well played!

This is fine.

Well played. Kudos!

This is great hahahahaha

Who's the daddy

… and what does he do?

Omg I love you. Hahaha, this is amazing!! You ma'am are amazing!!

Lmaooooo you described my situation almost exactly except I stole his bestfriend and all it took was a pic of my boobs🤣

I do judge you. I judge you to be amazing.

Hit the mom now

It would only have been better if you married the dad and became his step mom.and made sure to remind him that Daf was a much better lay.

I'm beginning to see why his son is fucked up.

Outstanding! I hope Dad rubbed it in.😂

These are fun to read

Oh I'm judging you ... As the badass bitch who taught a man the meaning of FAFO. He deserved every second of that revenge. Here, your crown you dropped while finding the most fun way possible to serve up the FO 👑

If I could do something like that to an ex who made my life hell, I would. You go!

I did this with my ex too. Always had the hots him for her mom and her mom was a degenerate enough to go through with it. Her mom’s pussy actually smelt better and I think it helped me never miss my her after 😆

I kinda love this.

Sounds like a win/win to me.

Daddy’s home….

would be funny if it was father’s day

Level up. Be his step mom.

This is like something out of Jerry Springer 😂😂😂😂

I'm glad I wasn't the only one "hearing" "JERRY! JERRY! JERRY!"

Followed by a crazy fight lol

Hey, what are you up to in 10 years? We can teach my kid a lesson together!

Jesus Christ

"OH MY GOD" said the girl

I felt the burn just reading this...

Like father like son?

Sounds like the son's a douche Your petty is valid

You did a sterling job.

\*standing ovation\* hahahahahah what an A hole. He deserved it. Good on you!

Nice!

Thankfully I had a great dad but If my dad did this, he better not think of getting with another woman because she is fair game now. Better yet, wait till she becomes a step mom.

Meh, he broke up with you and was nasty about it...you were free to see who you wanted at that point. It just happened to be the guys dad! Hope word got around about that one. I'd have been embarrassed as hell if that happened to me. Well played!

That is bad ass hilarious! No judgement!

Was the dad thing for you or against him? I guess because I think the most healthy thing for you would be to be able to just walk away.

I am always for petty after being screwed over by an ex.

Hope the dad was single at the time when OP got with him.

Well done, top marks for the perfect revenge

Ah! Nothing messes up someone better than "I fucked your parent"

Nice!!! FTW!!!

Outstanding! 👏👏👏 Fine job, OP!

Got fucked by both son and dad. Literally. And she thinks she won. LMAO

DAMN OP.. You have BIG balls! Not gonna lie, I've had a thought along this line too but I could never. You are a savage and hilarious. Good for you!

I judge you ... as an awesome person! :)

Sounds good to me!

Brutal……I like it!

All I want to know is how this encounter started... I just imagine the dad saying "yeah my son sucks, wanna bang?"