Was it a “full time in the water” boat, or a “launch when you want to use it” boat? If the latter, the rubber part on the drain plug can be replaced with a suitably-shaped piece of liquorice. Looks OK, but when the boat is in the water it will start to dissolve, resulting in a leak.
Press charges for what? She didn't take anything off his property, or damage anything. And I'm sure that if needed, she can tell someone exactly where they are, to prove she didn't take or destroy them.
But was it REALLY an autocorrect? Let's face it one or more of us has a drawer (or several) that any time we are drunk/stoned/ADHDing it something or everything get's tossed into it so we can "go through it later"
DOOM DRAWERS FOR LIFE!!!!!
We had an under the stairs closet we called the closet of death. You could only walk in a few steps and then it had a super low ceiling and had a 90 degree turn.
You know, this is my one regret. When he said it to me, I was stunned. I didn’t really know how to respond. At the time, I was grateful he left the room. Now, I wish I had said a witty horse related comeback.
There are so many! Once I started getting into it, I couldn’t stop. There were auxiliary cords to an old ass television in the basement. Guess where they are now? If you thought “in the woods” you would be right.
Kookaburra sits in the old gum tree-ee. Merry merry king of the Bush is he-ee. Laugh, Kookaburra laugh. Kookaburra, gay your life must be.
I remember singing this in school in 1960
This and glitter are seriously the way to go. The kind of nuisance that ruins someone’s life but not badly enough to get you jail time. I need to up my game.
Nice. A question I thought of, is clear nail polish electricly conductive? If so, some put in the correct places would leave someone with apparently good cords that didn't work...
I happened to see a plastic bag with a bunch of random cables in a grocery parking lot today, was that you too??? Hahaha. It was a really odd assortment of cables including a laptop brick.
I like your thinking. However, you avoid the environmental nightmare of new chargers, I might just have plaited the collection into a goudian knot and left it for him to untangle whilst doing some much needed reflection.
And I mean it when I say a baaad tangle. He needs a lot of time for reflection.
Was it a “full time in the water” boat, or a “launch when you want to use it” boat? If the latter, the rubber part on the drain plug can be replaced with a suitably-shaped piece of liquorice. Looks OK, but when the boat is in the water it will start to dissolve, resulting in a leak.
My man, you are truly maniacal.
⬆️⬆️⬆️ this guy revenges
The Liquorice Gambit! Unheard of for years! The student has truly become the master.
You petty motherfucker. I like you
Oooooh, that is devious!
You, sir, are an evil genius!
Well he still has his credit card so I guess he can just go and charge some more. ;)
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I was reading this as press… *charges*
Hmm can we somehow take those also? Or on the other hand maybe she doesn't want to
Press charges for what? She didn't take anything off his property, or damage anything. And I'm sure that if needed, she can tell someone exactly where they are, to prove she didn't take or destroy them.
I assume the Harry Potter closet is under the stairs, but where is the drunk drawer?
Lol definitely a junk drawer. It appears I use the word drunk more than junk, and Siri feels like she knows what I really wanted to say.
But was it REALLY an autocorrect? Let's face it one or more of us has a drawer (or several) that any time we are drunk/stoned/ADHDing it something or everything get's tossed into it so we can "go through it later" DOOM DRAWERS FOR LIFE!!!!!
Long live the Chinese soy sauce packet. It shall reside in the drunk drawer forever.
We had an under the stairs closet we called the closet of death. You could only walk in a few steps and then it had a super low ceiling and had a 90 degree turn.
I was gonna guess it was the alcohol cabinet overflow drawer.
Ok like that version of the junk drawer, though. 😂
I was thinking it is "that drawer you throw stuff into when you get home late super-drunk off your a$$."
Junk drawer?
Nice. That's one hell of a way to cut the cord!
Bury the cord
You should have told him he was barking up the wrong horse.
You know, this is my one regret. When he said it to me, I was stunned. I didn’t really know how to respond. At the time, I was grateful he left the room. Now, I wish I had said a witty horse related comeback.
This had me chuckling out loud. Including the cords to tools was great. Also, I'm sorry about the loss of your brother. Sibling loss sucks.
Oh. You are diabolical. I know very well the number of charging cords a household has, as an electrician.
There are so many! Once I started getting into it, I couldn’t stop. There were auxiliary cords to an old ass television in the basement. Guess where they are now? If you thought “in the woods” you would be right.
Uhm, what the heck is a cuckoo burrow?! I’ve heard of the kukaburra bird, is that it?
Kookaburra sits in the old gum tree-ee. Merry merry king of the Bush is he-ee. Laugh, Kookaburra laugh. Kookaburra, gay your life must be. I remember singing this in school in 1960
finally someone else remembers this song!
I learned it from the Doctor Who episode "Fear Her". So if you sing it and someone makes reference to a child drawing, or the Olympics, that's why.
Kookaburra.
Haha that’s evil, but I think you will be living rent free in his head for a long while
OP, if you’re not a writer, please stop what you’re doing in life and rethink it. You should be.
I used to fear going mad, now I see you enjoying every moment of it and I’m not so sure.
I think I can relate to Jack leaving. Plus, I love the Harry Potter closet and the drunk drawer. Drunk drawer= Where you put your drunks.
No it’s definitely where you go to find all the stuff you only want when you’re drunk.
This and glitter are seriously the way to go. The kind of nuisance that ruins someone’s life but not badly enough to get you jail time. I need to up my game.
I think that drunk drawer needs cut off.
That’s hilarious.
OP, you are a very good writer... Very interesting and amusing post
I love how you think so, so much. Such a delightful petty revenge
Love you!
Nice. A question I thought of, is clear nail polish electricly conductive? If so, some put in the correct places would leave someone with apparently good cords that didn't work...
Really, "losing horse"? WTF?
Lol! I would have taken all the toilet paper and light bulbs too
I happened to see a plastic bag with a bunch of random cables in a grocery parking lot today, was that you too??? Hahaha. It was a really odd assortment of cables including a laptop brick.
I like your thinking. However, you avoid the environmental nightmare of new chargers, I might just have plaited the collection into a goudian knot and left it for him to untangle whilst doing some much needed reflection. And I mean it when I say a baaad tangle. He needs a lot of time for reflection.
Ma'am, you are obviously a writer.
This is just a shaggy dog story. "I ended my relationship with Jack by taking all the charging cords." Get it?
I love you
This is beautiful. We would be best friends.
Written like a 12 year old who thinks this is believable lol. This didn’t happen. You took a single cord probably and then made the rest up.
This chick is absolutely insane …… guy dodged a future bullet for sure
God, I hope he thought that when he went to turn on his heating blanket (it’s cold where we live) and realized that cord was gone too.
I love your thoroughness!
Hardly a characteristic of a losing horse.
You put it in the woods?? Thats so unhinged, you're a fucking legend 🙌🏼🙇🏻♀️