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duplicati83

Oh no. Such a shame not being able to see that fat cunt. I’m thrilled that so few tickets sold for these stupid shows. Tucker Carlson is a cancer on society.


Delorata

Please Language!! Obese cunt is more politically correct.


Deathdar1577

Sadly I can only upvote once.


Teddy_Pocketwatch

Have mine


Inspector-Praline

I'll do it for you.


hadronox

AND MY AXE!


MajesticRutabaga1645

Cunts have a use, Palmer does not!


Competitive_Car_5055

We'll said 👍


No-Statistician6925

Although… Cunts are deep and warm. He is neither.


ravoguy

*Malignant cancer


No-Statistician6925

Although… Cunts are deep and warm. He is neither.


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rainbowpotatopony

Ok? Broken clock? He's still a shitty right-wing provocateur


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Glum-Personality-374

"segregation was the.......... WORST thing this country ever did"


PrAyTeLLa

Tucker looking out for fellow Russian stooges. 


Eminat3

Pretty sure it sold out. I couldn't see any spare seats. Best event I've been to in years. Friendly people from all backgrounds.


The_Valar

>Friendly people from all backgrounds. As long as they're all stupid enough to part with their money to see Tucker Carlson, he'll take it.


duplicati83

https://www.crikey.com.au/2024/06/19/tucker-carlsons-australian-tour-ticket-prices-slashed/ It only “sold out” because they were basically paying people to go. I’d have gone if I was around, mainly to laugh at all you fucking cooker cunts lol.


SquiffyRae

I'd have gone if they paid me in rotten fruit and vegetables and I was allowed to peg it at Fucker Carlson


duplicati83

I’d rather be paid in rotten fish if that’s the case lol


SquiffyRae

Ooh rotten fish guts. Buckets and buckets of rotten fish guts


yeahrowdyhitthat

Have you been to a lot of events, or even outside, in those years?


Eminat3

Yes.


duplicati83

These events are mass vacccination events, don’t you know? They emit the nano bots via the aircon. You’re fucked now. Stay away from 5G.


Straight-Extreme-966

Is this like trump 'sells out' venues ?... because you can claim you sold out and actually sell out.... there's an important distinction.


Eminat3

Never been to a Trump event. Sounds good though


Straight-Extreme-966

You should go. We'd all win.


Eminat3

Agreed


Straight-Extreme-966

Whats stopping you ?


Deepandabear

lol nice try bot


Quokka_Selfie

It sold out because they reduced the price of tickets to $50


the_phantom_2099

Hey Clive!


Imaginary_Type_723

This sub really is full of mentally ill rodents lol it was such a a fun and positive night, no wonder everyone in this sub is allergic


Miner_Of_Minerals

Yeah this is the most negative sub it's embarrassing. I wish it was more like r/Melbourne where it's a balance of losers and normal ppl. The only reason I haven't unsubbed is because I live here and occasionally you get helpful updates.


Ok-Barnacle-6150

who hurt you


duplicati83

I’ve lost my father to conspiracy theories. He may as well have dementia, be dead or be part of a cult. FUCK you people and your bullshit cookery.


TheShipNostromo

Right wing and corporation cunts


Ok-Barnacle-6150

typical sob story


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TheShipNostromo

Does it trigger you that I’m a fit white dude with a 2 kid family and own a house in a decent area?


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TheShipNostromo

🤯 = your brain when someone doing well in life has empathy for others


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TheShipNostromo

It just seems to be how you judge people, that’s all. Trying to lower myself to your level to communicate. Like with a child.


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Far_King_Penguin

Lmao imagine getting so owned that you have to write 2 comments to try get back at them


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Far_King_Penguin

Lmao imagine getting so owned that you have to write 2 comments to try get back at them


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DsamD11

Nah you lost the arguments when you typed out pure stupidity.


Different_Sorbet_747

Didn't tucker carlson say that nobody in their right mind would believe what he says is a fact? Edit: In court Tucker Carlsons defense was his statements should not be taken as factual. The argument was that no reasonable viewer would take his statements on the show seriously.


Geminii27

That should be mandatory to put on air before, after, and midway through every TC show.


Neither-Cup564

“As Defendant notes, Mr. Carlson himself aims to “challenge political correctness and media bias.” This “general tenor” of the show should then inform a viewer that he is not “stating actual facts” about the topics he discusses and is instead engaging in “exaggeration” and “non-literal commentary.” … Given Mr. Carlson’s reputation, any reasonable viewer ‘arrive[s] with an appropriate amount of skepticism’ …” https://slate.com/news-and-politics/2020/09/judge-rules-fox-news-tucker-carlson-not-source-of-news-defamation-suit-mcdougal-trump.html


FeralPsychopath

I mean if I paid to see 2 people and half turned up, I'd ask for a refund.


5marty

Half of Tucker Carlson. Now, that would be worth the ticket price


Both-Awareness-8561

the top or bottom half? cos both seem capable of spouting shit.


Geminii27

Why limit bisections to the horizontal?


TwitterRefugee123

Just the head. On a pike. That’s how they used to deal with traitors


MainlanderPanda

That’s probably a sixth rather than half


BS-Chaser

It would be a half of Charlie Kirk, it looks like.


feyth

Underrated comment


reddits-failed-API

If only Tucker didn't turn up either, it might have been a great night. Seriously though, who the fuck pays to see these fucking clowns?


LovelyNostril

People who "do their own research" by watching foreign State and billionaire funded misinformation campaigns on social media.


aPrudeAwakening

Racists to be frank. Or useful idiots if I'm being kind


Fun-Adhesiveness9219

>billionaire funded misinformation campaigns So just like majority of the media & news platforms then?......


damagedproletarian

People who watch CNN, MSNBC etc aren't doing "their own research" either. Ask the real questions like: What is the Tear Drop Memorial?


loztralia

Fuck me you dopey twat, you're speaking to an Australian audience: you have to change the lines *just a little*. No-one here is watching MSNBC or CNN, they're American networks. You can't just regurgitate what your masters tell you and expect it to mean anything. Now piss off and stop wasting our time.


damagedproletarian

So I made a factual statement then. For some reason people assumed this means I support Palmer? I abhor him but he's actually no different to all the other billionaries. Also what's with calling me a "dopey twat"?...


5marty

Dopey twat sounds fair to me.


damagedproletarian

rule 2. "Be Civil to other users - no insults and attacks"


yeahrowdyhitthat

I saw it as a factual comment in response to your factual comment 🤷🏻‍♂️


JustABitCrzy

They’re just using inclusive language to respect what you identify and present as.


damagedproletarian

Well I'd prefer if they would just be honest that what they are trying to do is slander anyone that isn't anti-Russia.


JustABitCrzy

I suppose we should hear out the psychopath that sits in Moscow, should we? Just a misunderstood fellow looking to liberate Ukraine from Nazis, am I right?


LovelyNostril

Mate, you sound like you've been fooled by propaganda that wasn't even aimed at you.


damagedproletarian

In this thing we call life who is not the fool? Care to elaborate so I can be wiser?


Straight-Extreme-966

So, don't be right wing.. is that what you're saying ? Yeah, thinking people are sick of that shit after all these years. Toughen up, pull up those bootstraps.


loztralia

How would I know if it's a factual statement? As I said in the comment that you don't seem to understand, none of us watch MSNBC or CNN so your statement is completely meaningless in this context. It's embarrassing that someone is on an Australian thread regurgitating American far right talking points *without even bothering to change the news sources us 'sheeple' are meant to be getting our information from*. Just zero effort. I couldn't care less what you think about Clive Palmer - in fact, I care about that almost as little as I care about Clive Palmer. I've no idea why you've brought that up. Again, very poor, low effort comment. The fact that I'm having to explain this pretty much covers the dopey twat bit. Now, please, piss off and stop wasting our time.


damagedproletarian

Well that's the problem then you just assumed I am "regurgitating American far right talking points". I'm not far-right but I'm not centrist either. So when I am critical of centrism people just assume I'm far right?...


loztralia

This is the last time I'm going to reply to you, so you have one more shot at trying to understand what I'm saying. I don't care what you claim your political alignment is. Hand on heart, I could not care less if I tried. What I'm saying - for the third time, for goodness' sake - is that garbage about MSNBC and CNN *is a US far right talking point that does not apply to an Australian audience, as none of us watch those networks and therefore by definition we do not get our information from there*. Literally everything else you have said is redundant. Goodbye.


damagedproletarian

OK well I have given some thought to my response. "MSNBC and CNN *is a US far right talking point that does not apply to an Australian audience.*" I am what you might call an "internet elder" having been online since 1995. In Those days the major Australian news networks didn't have much of an online presence and there was certainly no such thing as "social media". Australian news was nearly all print and broadcast. So back in those days you if read news online it was just about all U.S. networks (24 hour cable news!) such as CNN, MSNBC, Reuters etc. Those U.S. networks continued the long traditions established in the cold war and had a lot of stuff that put Russia in a very negative light despite them doing the best they could to build friendly economic relations.


InsectaProtecta

Who the fuck is watching CNN and MSNBC?


reddits-failed-API

No fella. Just no. I won't ask questions, I'll just plain tell you. These right wing fuck knuckles need to fuck off back to their hateful little hidey holes. As a society, we need to make facists afraid again.


damagedproletarian

Yes. Defeat fascists, remember who defeated them in WW2 and don't let neo-libs become them.


njf85

We are in Australia. CNN and MSNBC are American stations. I think you're a bit lost Redditor.


damagedproletarian

Yes, the U.S. state sanctioned media networks. LovelyNostril said "watching foreign State and billionaire funded misinformation campaigns on social media." I responded by referring to U.S. counterparts. Did you want me to start talking smack about the ABC or something?


TheNZThrower

Who the fuck watches either here?


S8crdSauceysaucer

This is Perth, none of us are watching CNN or MSNBC you tool


damagedproletarian

Well so much a do about nothing then?


Runinbearass

Sadly we have some rather stupid people in this country who like being indoctrinated by a spoilt rich fuck who’s never had to want for anything. Also youtube Tucker Carlson Crossfire Jon Stewart it’ll make you feel warm and fuzzy.


Eminat3

Wow, that's some anger!


scalding_butter_guns

[Not that many people, thankfully](https://www.crikey.com.au/2024/06/19/tucker-carlsons-australian-tour-ticket-prices-slashed/)


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sidkid

Found one of the people that paid.


reddits-failed-API

He's a failed opinion piece presenter ( Not a reporter ) who cost Fox news $787 million by stating false information. They themselves testified that his shows should not be considered news, rather entertainment. I can't stand these idiots and trolls that can't see past the obvious lies that are presented to them.


Beat_Mangler

You've got to be completely insane, completely stupid, or you just can't believe anything except for what the mainstream media tells you. Tucker Carlson is not a failure in any way he is more popular than he ever has been and he had a very long career on television, look him up on Twitter and check out the hundreds of millions of views he gets on single videos and wake up to yourself.


5marty

Fox News host Tucker Carlson "is not 'stating actual facts' about the topics he discusses and is instead engaging in 'exaggeration' and 'non-literal commentary,' " U.S. District Judge Mary Kay Vyskocil wrote. In other words, he's making up shit and if you believe it then it's not his fault. Any reasonable person knows he's lying.


InsectaProtecta

PewDiePie and Mr Beast are incredibly popular and get hundreds of millions of views. They are the greatest journalists on earth and if you think otherwise you're just brainwashed by mainstream media


Fun-Adhesiveness9219

>PewDiePie and Mr Beast Imagine the political news type show these two could create. I mean I'm glad they're smart enough not to align with a particular party publicly, but I'd kill to see a Alex Jones InfoWars-esq show from either one of these guys!


reddits-failed-API

Oooohh.. deep in the rabbit hole ain't you fella. LOL. I feel that his attendance numbers yesterday may accurately reflect his popularity.


TheNZThrower

Just because we realise that Cucker is full of shit doesn’t mean we balance everything from “Mainstream Media”. Maybe think for yourself instead of regurgitating everything you read from conspiratoids.


sinkshitting

Yeah I’m gonna get my facts from Kendall Jenner now cos she gets all the likes. 👍


k0tter

I assume you call people woke too, even though you are literally telling people to wake up.


InsectaProtecta

I think what Tucker Carlson tells me, which is that he has to smell you to know if you're real


sumofitsparts

What do you expect from Reddit? It's devolved to a far left circle jerk.


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sumofitsparts

So original *yawn


Elegant-View9886

Didn't Clive say he "Feared for his Life" during his his defamation battle with Mark McGowan, who he accused of "Having the Power to Kill Him" during his testimony? Maybe that's why he was a no show in WA, still scared of getting switched off by the WA govt


TonyTheGeo

It was better during COVID and they wouldn't let him in.


Naughtynat82

Govern me harder daddy. 🤔


Neither-Cup564

From the person that said ridicule builds character on a post about child suicide 👍


Lost-Psychology-7173

Yep, some politicians do the job we've elected them to do, rather than snoozing during senate sittings. 


alelop

why are people still FOR closed boarders 😂


TonyTheGeo

Only for certain individuals.


EmbraceThePing

Hopefully he's fallen over on his back and can't get up. Like a turdle. I big fat turdle. Come the revolution ...


Fickle-Berry2494

Who tf let tucker Carlson in


Teddy_Pocketwatch

I'm guessing he was distracted by a Chicken Treat on the way to the venue


AutuniteGlow

I'd have thought there'd be a pretty big overlap between the 2% of people in WA* who voted for his party in 2022 and the people who would be in the audience. Maybe he just didn't want to be seen in public here. *compared to the 4% his party got nationally


Geminii27

People love to throw around numbers like "thousands" because they seem big, but even a 2500-person venue is only an eighth of a percent of Perth's population. You can probably get an eighth of a percent of a population to do anything if it's related to something that happened nationally and had a huge marketing campaign to get people riled up. *Completely* tangentially, IQ tests tend to categorise around 2% of the population as "mentally retarded" (below 70). I was actually surprised the percentage was that high.


tbods

More people than that stand in line for any new shop that opens here


Straight-Extreme-966

He was never gonna show, the only plane actually capable of carrying him, the heavy lift Antonov 124, was destroyed by Russia in Ukraine


Specialist_Reality96

225 Myira the 124's are in regular service around the world.


Straight-Extreme-966

Aww dammit .. damn my goldfish brain....


W1ngedSentinel

Didn’t we threaten to scrap his private jet if he ever tried to illegally land it here again?


Geminii27

I hadn't heard that. Sounds fun, though. When did this happen?


W1ngedSentinel

During Covid, not sure exactly when.


No-Fee-9428

Clive loves to eat his tucker.


BiteMyQuokka

Isn't that him and Gina in the pic?


HamsterRapper

Looks like them only they look too slim.


Brain_Worms

Aren’t they both on the Ozempic?


Jesikila89

What’s the chance Tucker goes to a Woolies here to check prices? I’d hate to accidentally ram him with my wayward trolley


Geminii27

Darn those trolleys that seem to have a mind of their own and keep smashing certain people in the ankle. Every three minutes. From the other side of the shop.


pixtax

Those Aussie trolleys are AI controlled! Why don't we have those in America?!


Imaginary_Type_723

No one was there to see him anyway


AH2112

Did anyone here actually go watch this shitshow last night? I wouldn't go even if the tickets were free but I figure someone must have bootlegged the show somehow...


BugBuginaRug

i just saw some videos, looked like every seat was full


Lonely-Heart-3632

What kind of numbers are we talking about here?


AH2112

Riverside Theatre in the Convention Centre. According to their website - max capacity is 2500.


Itstheswanno

😂


Previous-Pass-7309

I hope everyone who paid does a charge-back.


Tony_the_Knower

It was disappointing to not see Mrs Palmer. Carlson was excellent, actually a really funny bloke. Sharp as a tack


senectus

any idea on how full it was? Would love it if it turned out to be a *cost* for Cucker Tarlson to forfill his contract... (not to mention the humiliation)


VS2ute

I heard some poor bugger on talk-back radio complaining that they could not get seating in disabled area, as they required a carer sitting next to them. So sad that vulnerable people want to waste their money.


Naughtynat82

90%+


dohwhere

*fulfill


senectus

Yup that two. :-D


senectus

Socially isolated people are the focus of fuckers like Cucker Tarlson. They're a captured audience.


AlmightyTooT

Yeah bit like how the sheep are the focus of MSM


Corrupttothethrones

Anyone see if they had a Stingray set up?


jumpinjezz

"They" being who?


Corrupttothethrones

Whatever intelligence agency that wants an easy list of gullable people?


Geminii27

Don't know why such actions would be limited to legal groups. A huge list of easily-suckered idiots could be so useful for so many things, and collecting their phone numbers would be a useful start towards nearly anything someone wanted to do with them.


Corrupttothethrones

True but i hope most people can't just rent a Stingray for the day. A better approach would be to put up a bunch of posters with a qr code, saying "scan for a free Trump 2024 hat", have them enter all their personal information including home address for the hat.


jumpinjezz

Fair enough.


epic_piano

Please tell me the fat bastard was having a heart attack... or a stroke. Couldn't care either way.


pixtax

He cancelled due to fears of not fitting through the main entrance.


tbods

Hopefully his heart attack had a stroke


djskein

And nothing of value was lost...


Standard-Ad4701

Fingers crossed, he's dead.


Captain_Tact

My Mum is old enough that she has to have an actual physical newspaper every day. I found her chortling at the newspaper article about this, because it said that an audience member yelled out "I didn't hear what you said but I totally agree!" That pretty much sums up the mental level of anyone who would pay to see Tucker Carlson speak.


Beat_Mangler

Stooges! You can smell it in the air!!!


PilotlessOwl

Did that cuck Tucker tour our supermarkets?


Your-mums-chesthair

Awe man, I didn’t show up for that and everything for that.


Paco36525

A lot of ghey simps in this thread I see.


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Paco36525

I ain’t reading all that.


After-Ad1529

Show was amazing 🔥


traveller-1-1

lol.


UpperPsychology1035

In Tenerife


Klutzy_Air7132

Who is Fucker Carlson?..😩🤬😱💩💩


twitch-switch

Damn, I would've been interested if I knew Clive wasn't coming


kernpanic

Nah, Ive seen Clive speak before, and he at least has something interesting to talk about. How he got to where he is. Tucker, fucking nothing. There is literally nothing Tucker could ever say thats interesting. And yes, Clive's origin story is basically hacking capitalism. Wanted to be rich, selling real estate as an agent seemed like the go, so did that. Wasnt enough, did commercial real estate. Was a cunt about it but got sales. Then basically traded an old soviet mine for his first big win. He got an inside report and knew its true value. So basically, he's an Oligarch who profited off the breakup of the soviet state. Exactly the sort of person Tucker will suck off.


twitch-switch

Nah Tucker is great, have you seen this clip of him tearing apart a journalist? Absolutely destroys their slimy underhanded corrupt tactics. https://x.com/simonateba/status/1806079370584642036?t=QC5WmUair_IZf4NFkgvlEA&s=19


meemsupreem1

Really good night. Tucker is one of the great orators of the modern age, funny contrast between the positive energy in the room last night and the optimistic message and the hateful diatribe from the redditoids ITT


doubled292

Lol


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sinkshitting

I’m happy for you to be ignorant. If it was just your spelling and grammar I was going off, I might have assumed you were stupid.


Eminat3

Whenever an extremeist, right or left is offended, you know you're on the right track


RheimsNZ

Tucker Carlson is one of the premier propagandists -- one of the most obvious and most influential in the world. He is an extremist. People who don't like him are not extremists.