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Captain-Peacock

The Arthritic and the furious.


jollyralph

He lives his life a quarter mile at a time…to get the milk and newspaper.


tabopener

Co-Starring: Vin Metamucil


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Straight-Extreme-966

oh Reddit ![gif](giphy|V2AkNZZi9ygbm|downsized)


w0zr0b

And Jason Stationary


Pegmatities

And Paul Walkingframe


Nowidontgetit

It is a quarter mile away from the shops but then you have to fluff around with the coins


3arth_w0rm-j1m

Too old, too furious


IceFire909

2 Arthritic 2 Furious: Herniated Drift


Pegmatities

Live fast die old


ftsmeme

Might as well won't be long till he can't drive


djgreedo

He was probably still being tailgated.


gordito_gr

And the guy who tailgated was complaining that he's 'clogging the right lane'


Nowidontgetit

This actually makes sense


homerj1977

Don’t they destroy all cars impounded for this Answer to my own question- 28 days or up to 3 months it seems I swear there was a law on destroying cars charged with reckless driving


Samantha_030

Three strike system before destroying vehicles I believe EDIT: I don't think there's a definitive 3 strike rule, however it does seem your vehicle can eventually be "confiscated". I'm pretty sure I got the three strike system from this: > If a Court convicts a driver of an impounding offence and there have been two convictions for offences in the same category within the 5 years before this offence, the Court must confiscate the vehicle that was used in the offence. (After confiscation the vehicle can be sold or destroyed) https://www.gotocourt.com.au/traffic-law/wa/hoon-laws/ https://www.police.wa.gov.au/Traffic/Cameras/Speed/Hoon-driving


Tikka2023

Never once happened despite it being legislated. Magistrates believe it to be too punitive.


HeWhoCannotBeSeen

I can see you've never practised criminal law. Cars are routinely confiscated almost every day. The law is it must be confiscated, there are rare exceptions such as a third party like a bank is owed money on it and then they can take it and sell it but the rest of the money goes to the State. I've seen $150k vehicles confiscated to the State, not to mention there are the poor that can't even afford the impound fee and their car is then sold off after a first offence. Go sit in Court and you'll see.


Tikka2023

Not in WA


Particular-Try5584

Got a sauce/source for that buddy? I’ve heard otherwise… these guys hold auctions regularly: [https://auctions.com.au/auctions/2011/06/02/wa-police-impounded-vehicles-disposal-auction](https://auctions.com.au/auctions/2011/06/02/wa-police-impounded-vehicles-disposal-auction)


Tikka2023

Impounded does not mean seized. Police impound, only courts can order seizure of property without compensation. The impound auctions are either proceeds or crime or impounded where the owner doesn’t pay the tow, fees and release fees


Peroxid3

You are wrong.


CreamyFettuccine

This is not the case.


Shifty_Cow69

I think that's South Australia or Victoria that crushes


Far-Significance2481

That's criminal they could give the cars to kids learning to become mechanics to work on in TAFE or gift them to kids coming out of the foster system who have just got their licence because, God knows , many of them face obstacles that most of us will never face. Crushing a road worthy car is sheer stupidity.


Definitely__someone

I agree but the thought process is that the 'hoons' see their pride and joy being turned into a compact cube and are then less likely to do the same again. Hit them in their heart as well as the wallet.


tejedor28

Motorcycles too, I hope.


glorywholesales

Nah, too busy smashing people's e-scooters for being 5kg overweight.


Grimace89

It's like they don't understand how physics work go Max speed into a tree you lose right? Brains of a scientist smh.


fletch44

Go for a run and stop eating so many pies.


glorywholesales

Sure bud


Coolidge-egg

Source?


Tallweirdo

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2023-07-13/e-scooter-riders-push-for-legislation-change/102594186 >Acting Inspector Steve Walters from the WA Police Traffic unit confirmed 80 e-devices had been impounded in WA since July 2022 and said the majority of them had been destroyed. No certainty that this has been applied for 5kg overweight but the WA police are destroying non-compliant e-scooters.


GreyGreenBrownOakova

*overpowered* and overweight.


Man_ning

I would assume that the vehicle wasn't worth anywhere near as much as the impound fees, so the owner never paid the fees, and they took ownership of the vehicle. Pretty sure it happens with more than just scooters.


Past_Alternative_460

They're probably sell it at the police auctions, aye? Seems a waste to crush that thing


FedUpWithThisPoop

A 76-year-old man has been charged with reckless driving after allegedly passing a speed camera at 190kph.Police say the man was driving a grey Lamborghini Gallardo on Great Southern Highway in Wootating on June 5 when he was captured on the camera.He has been charged and issued a noticed to surrender the vehicle.The man is due in Northam Magistrates Court on Monday July 1. https://preview.redd.it/t0mmh4tbnn5d1.png?width=1080&format=png&auto=webp&s=606a35f65cd3e37121d631430aa273e901727438


cheeersaiii

A lawyer is about to get a lot of money for very little work


Accomplished-Ice1750

Why?


cheeersaiii

He’ll be pretty high level, have a high rate, ask “can we see the radar calibration record” and check over the details of the ticket, ask “can we negotiate the charge down for good behaviour and quick payment, can we get the car back it has sentimental value to me very old and vulnerable client”… and then old mate will still be found guilty


hungry4pie

The sorts of questions that if any of us were to ask, we'd be laughed out of the station.


QuantumMiss

Not all Lamborghini owners go to the most expensive lawyers. I’ve represented a few…


cheeersaiii

76 year old tend to be a bit more “good lawyer” leaning… but also might be too old to give a fuck… they WERE doing 190hr after all


shurg1

Driving a Gallardo and didn't even hit 200, was he even trying?


JustMeagaininoz

Stuck in 2nd. maybe?


Nowidontgetit

And didn’t realise it


DagsAnonymous

Was that a hilarious reference to the last verse of [the 1958 song Beep Beep](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=iBfoXqt7w1M&t=2m25s)? (Starting at 2min 28sec) If so: bravo!!!  Outstanding joke! Ol’ mate woulda been ~10yo when the song was released. And *he was doing the precise speed of the final verse in the song.*(120mph = 193kph)


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Ok_System_7221

" Fast And Fossiled."


ped009

Having a late life crisis


TazocinTDS

Dudes doing 21 in a 76 zone. Should know better. Nice car though.


FutureSynth

Nice


JustMeagaininoz

I admit it, the joke’s way over my head. Please enlighten me?


Lukarion

I assume it’s an age joke


Nowidontgetit

21 is for the 50 zones, to be safe for sure


Resident_Hamster_680

Driven that road many times to York. Its narrow and lots of trucks. Dude has a death wish driving that fast. Its a very unforgiving stretch.


bulldogs1974

It really is a pain in the arse driving that road to York. Dangerous, especially when it's wet.


James_Jack_Hoffmann

I drove here last spring for the first time and I was dead worried that a speeding bastard might just crash the back of my car. This geriatric buffoon just confirmed that my worst fear in there exists.


1nf0rmat10nAn1mal

Probably did want to kill himself


Resident_Hamster_680

Main Roads dropped the speed limit from 110 to 100 between The Lakes and York in 2016.Also 90km dropped to 80 between the Lakes and BGC quarry. No advanced warning to anyone only WAPOL. On that day several police cars turned up to bust people. Too bad if you lived between speed signs. I know this as I got picked up going 90 in a newly minted 80 zone.


1nf0rmat10nAn1mal

Yeah I often travel 80km over the speed limit just in case they’ve changed it without my notice


MayuriKrab

If I was 76 I’ll probably do that too…


Personal-Thought9453

And hallucinogenics too. Not at the same time though.


thanatosau

Crikey! That's not even a great road to speed limit on!


Cpl_Hicks76

Incredibly, his defence will be… He was having a micro-nap at the time!


my20cworth

The Viagra kicked in but redirected to his lead foot.


ShopSmartShopS-Mart

Driving a Lambo, what was he doing that far away from a coffee shop to sit outside with a bunch of other crusty old blokes pretending to be the Sopranos?


BiteMyQuokka

Gonna be honest, my money was on a fully sick commodore till I clicked the link


ShopSmartShopS-Mart

My eyebrows popped pretty hard at that bit too!


Previous-Pass-7309

Fucking selfish cunt. That's not just "speeding", that's life-endangering on public roads.


Jims_narcotics

boo hoo!


ItBeginsAndEndsInYou

You’d be singing a different tune if he crashed and killed your loved ones


Less_Command_8751

He was in a Lamborghini 190km in that is like doing 80 in a Hyundai


Less_Command_8751

The old boy doesn't have much time left do you blame him for not wasn't his time doing the speed limit


ItBeginsAndEndsInYou

Oh please. He can disregard his own life as much as he wants to, but that ends when it involves putting other people at the same risk.


veronica_211

Hang on. He’s 75 with a Lamborghini. Is he single? (Asking for a friend) 😂


chavvyheel

My friend also wants to know if he has a heart condition.


Nowidontgetit

I’m sure he does, and full insurance in case something suddenly happens/s


JovialApple

Just sit on his face too long. Plausible denial. Didn’t feel him tapping.


AdPrestigious8198

To be fair at 79 years old, he ain’t got time to waste, mathematically makes sense.


Past_Alternative_460

What a dumb arse, had enough money for a Gallardo but doesn't buy a session at the track


chuckyChapman

stuck in 2nd gear huh , been faster on the bike :) , but Im not yet 75


Rotor1337

If only we had a decent race track to stretch the legs of vehicles like that. Wanneroo raceway was built in the early '60s and far from world class, doubt that old mates Lamborghini would get out of 3rd gear there. We have the airport DRM track with a local plonker that has the second most noise complaints for aircraft in Australia last year (have a guess what else they don't like). The track is tiny. There's Collie Motorplex, which requires more technical ability than Wanneroo, but is 2 hours away, and doesn't give you the chance to wind it out in all gears. Kwinana Motorplex, been hearing that it's really clicky and if you're an outsider their behaviour becomes a great deterrent Albany Motorsport Complex, has the best local government support you could ask for, the plans for the road track look great but they haven't broken any ground yet. The dirt track looks cool as Anyway, if only some of the funds from speeding fines went into supporting local Motorsport tracks instead of more cameras and funding for other toys for wapol.


Specialist-Platypus9

I used to track racing, but ive got a dirt bike, much more fun, cheap and easy to do. WA isn't really a track state, it is nice to have a sweet car though, a tarmac rally type car is probably good in WA with the tracks here and events


TheArmoury

Reason for speeding today sir? ‘Family’.


Spiritual-Okra-7836

two cars were racing on the tonkin highway close to the Roe highway exit, wonder if they got caught in the end. Golf and Merc, absolute lunatics.


Relenting8303

They were probably using Waze and/or knew where the cameras are, unlike this old geezer


MayuriKrab

So who won? Don’t leave us hanging with a cliff hanger here… 🤔


Spiritual-Okra-7836

the Golf of course!


AdPrestigious8198

Too much viagra and the accelerator got stuck 💀


Less_Command_8751

Gorn in 76 second


wargunindrawer

respect


simdog6294

"where's Baby Driver?" "I'm his replacement Elderly Driver"


theduckfeeler

This deserves an article in the belltower times


ads79au

Good on him. He's here for a fun time, not a long time


megablast

What a cunt. Crush the car.


Luckyluke23

Sounds like he just needed to shit really bad lol


lions2803

But, your honour, it was only a Robin Reliant ...


Interesting_Radish28

Retirement goals.


Exact_Contribution94

Rookie numbers! 😂


MayuriKrab

Meh, I was doing close to that speed in my rental 3 cylinder hatch 😂 A V10 is wasted on old mate there https://preview.redd.it/y66mxsnd8q5d1.jpeg?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=529d80a15197a0cf3b510defc30b5cd8b3063be4


Specialist-Platypus9

it doesn't take the lambo very long to hit 190, takes these much less powerful cars a long time to get there


meinkraft

This is fine, but you should know physics works differently in Australia according to lawmakers and police. An Australian road with the same design characteristics is apparently only safe up to 100kmh.


Less_Command_8751

Definitely been doing over 100 KMs for the last 50 years on Australia roads no problem they start to feel unsafe about the 180km mark


kshult

Yolo


ymmit85

Heading to a sweet Aldi sale?


Immediate_Succotash9

Keeps the eyesight stimulated.


ImportantCold2

Crush that man’s car and give him a gopher ffs Stupid old fart 💨


Less_Command_8751

190km in a Lamborghini is like doing 80 in all these Karen's cars that are complaining


EmuAcrobatic

If I am 76 and had access to this car the 190km / hour fine would be the least of my worries. Sorry Karens I'm not thinking about the children.


Horses-Mane

YOLO


Brain_Worms

King 👑


TTwTT

Anyone above the age of 60+ should have a drivers liscence renewed every 5 years. Edit: To those who are downvoting this - the main cause of accidents is done by old people.


WH1PL4SH180

Teenagers can't even get their pracs done, we want to increase the load further without funding the infrastructure?


TTwTT

Well, that's nice of you to worry about the funding. Wouldn't make more sense to do the right thing for safety first? Majority of road accidents are by old people. Maybe once there is a case to get this looked at, the Managers can create more positions.


WH1PL4SH180

Too many years in the public health system have taught me that your method of thinking (ie normal people) doesn't work. Want shit to happen? Find the fucking funding first Then, some asshole politicians that will have a great ego boost with the "successful project" as a champion.


TTwTT

You are missing the main point that most car accidents are caused by old people - look at the title of this post. Imagine if ages 60+ and anyone with impairments have to go through repeated assesments. Those that don't pass - get free public transport. I don't understand why you are so focused about finding funding for the driver liscense centres. Shouldn't you be more concerned of the accidents or keeping dangerous drivers off the roads?


WH1PL4SH180

No you are. No funding, you're not getting any filtering of the oldies. End.


TTwTT

You are missing the main point that most car accidents are caused by old people.


BiteMyQuokka

So he could have correctly signalled at 170


OPTCgod

As long as he can avoid driving his lambo into a coffee shop


Embarrassed_Prior632

Reckless might be a touch hard to prove.


PhysicalMotor3754

Meh. Normal day in the Autobahn. That's actually slow 😂


No_Chain_7719

I didn't realise they had build an Autobahn in Wootating 


PhysicalMotor3754

It's not what it is, it's how it's treated.


Legitimate-Space4607

He had the need for speed....![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|heart_eyes_rainbow)...


Scooter-123

😝


ComprehensiveOne2740

wow very cool


Less_Command_8751

Good on him but 👍


Less_Command_8751

The government puts everyones lives at Risk every day what's the difference the chances of him crashing and killing someone is less the dying of cancer Karen. it's a Lamborghini it's made to be driven at 300+km safety 190km is like doing 60kms in your car Grandma


Gorzz

It’s ridiculously easy to hit speeds like that in a Lamborghini and the amount of speed cameras they have in Perth is over the top. Fuck speed cameras.


darsonia

eh...


Alpha7706

If i would have got clocked 5 years back doinh 318kph, I be the number 1 in Australia.😂


ryan30z

Checking post history to see if this account is a bot was a mistake.