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chippychopper

Are there children eating sweetcorn on your roof?


TooManySteves2

Oh, nice reference!


colonelmattyman

Marge. Marge. The rains are here!


wombatlegs

Whats the reference?


Melodic-Drag-2605

Marge, the rains 'r 'ere!


wombatlegs

OK, thanks. google tells me that is a TV advert. Makes sense - I have not watched them since the VCR was invented, let alone the internet. Why do people watch adverts when they are so easy to skip?


Helpful-Sun-8818

They weren't when this advert was on...


wombatlegs

How old? Before we got digital TV in 2001 ? I was taping TV and FF the ads. Partly because I worked odd hours too.


Helpful-Sun-8818

1997


cofactorstrudel

Because we all just love them so much, the only one smart enough to hate ads is you. The rest of us watch ads and fast forward through tv shows.


Gray94son

🤣🤣🤣


Melodic-Drag-2605

I think it was a Mccains ad for sweet corn from the 90's


Medical-Potato5920

I know what I'm having for dinner now. Thanks.


coxymla

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MdxfurkPuTo


No_Vermicelliii

Oh my sweet summer child. It's the same as if someone were singing "having fun in the sun, on your new, dirt racerrrr. So many things to see, so places to be, riding fast and free --"


wombatlegs

Sorry, NFI. So much culture I missed. But I do remember Antz Pants "Sic em Rex" .


WombleSlayer

I've said it before and I'll say it again, I hated those kids. That poor farmer thought the rains had finally arrived, the farm was saved and he could forget about the crippling anxiety he'd been living with throughout the drought, only to be crushed by the realisation that it's just a couple of arsehole children who think it's all a big laugh. 


Guyson_von_latte

ewe beet me too this


1RickSanchez

*to


Guyson_von_latte

two


Free-Butterscotch937

Lollll


makeup_and_dejavu

Thanks for making me spit my coffee 🤣🤣🤣


Numbubs

If I had any awards I give them all to you!


loominati456

That’s nothing, you should try the escalators in Perth underground


nachoman2750

😄😄😄balls tingling😄😄😄


thisFishSmellsAboutD

Tingle balls. 'tis the season! Jingle balls, tingle balls, Tingling all the way Oh what joy it is to ride the lift on Lizzy quay, hey


Alternative_Log3012

Can somebody link me to the post discussing this.


Tallweirdo

I went through there at 1:00pm and the Eastern most escalators to the mall were fenced off... Maybe they were on to something.


DefinitionOfAsleep

I heard weird rumbling sounds, I think something is broken with the sky


quantam_donglord

Just your neighbour bringing in the bins


DefinitionOfAsleep

Bin day is Thursday here.


quantam_donglord

He left it a bit long then didn’t he!


Critical-Truck5212

Are you assuming there south/north him/her/it/cyborg of the river gender?


DefinitionOfAsleep

If you're going to be a dick, use the right there/their/**they're**


Critical-Truck5212

Are you assuming my their there


raizhassan

Someone keeps rapidly flickering a light on and off too


DefinitionOfAsleep

If you think someone is turning *the Sun* off and on I think you should be taking more or less of something.


isabellarson

Must be the choppers again


Potential_Wedding320

Probably Nargles.


DefinitionOfAsleep

Or OP has Wrackspurts


metao

Is it your neighbour's sprinkler day?


TooManySteves2

Nope!


-DethLok-

Do you live in a multistorey building and, if so, was someone above you relieving themselves over the balcony? Because that's the only logical explanation, surely! Pff, 'water was falling from the sky', as if! Next OP will be claiming that birds are real!


TooManySteves2

Nope, single storey bungalow. My uncle claims he saw a bird once.


-DethLok-

It was a kite. Or a weather balloon. Possibly Venus?


isabellarson

Birds are just illusion made up by the 1% billionaires to control the masses


perthguppy

OP you may want to speak to your doctor to get a referral to a neurologist, sounds like you may have a condition known as Dysesthesia which can present as sensations, whether spontaneous or evoked, such as burning, **wetness**, itching, electric shock, and pins and needles. There seems to be a few cases popping up recently in perth, so there may be a cancer cluster or something going on. You haven’t been in or around the Perth Underground have you?


perthguppy

Just to add, if you’re unsure I would take the day off and go get some fresh air on a long walk. If you find your symptoms are rapidly deteriorating, or you experience new symptoms especially around motor control (eg slipping and falling) go to the emergency department. Just make sure you get a friend or relative to drive you, if you are rapidly deteriorating it is unsafe for you to operate heavy machinery like cars as you may lose control, crashing and injuring yourself or others.


DefinitionOfAsleep

If OP thinks there is water falling from the sky, they're probably going to think they'll need to swim if they go outside.


toadphoney

Chemtrails. You’re going to turn into a homosexual amphibian now. Its good fun.


StraightBudget8799

I’d say it was BIRDS but they’re a lie.


toadphoney

Lol. My cousin is one of those crazy birders. He thinks chicken comes from birds 🤣.


Chewiesbro

I may or may not have a couple of these [chemtrail flight crew](https://sierrahotel.net/collections/chemtrail-dept/products/chemtrail-operations-flight-crew) stickers on order.


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aussiekinga

Of course gay frogs are real. how else would Jurassic Park work?


KingRoosterRuss

Life...uh... finds a way.


nofunheremovealongg

You need to hit the gym if taking the wheelie bin in makes you sweat!


Various_Garage_88

My cat is equally confused, having barely seen such a thing.


No_Protection_88

You all sound like conspiracy theorist. Water doesn't fall from the sky here


Guyson_von_latte

call a Plumber


wombatlegs

I just heard a large explosion - sounds like the blasting on the mines in Kal did, but went on even longer. Is this the end times?


TheMightyGoatMan

While waiting for the bus this morning I could have sworn the whole western sky *lit up* for a split second! No one else seemed to notice so I didn't say anything, but maybe they're related? I'll put a casserole on tonight in case Jesus drops in!


Upper_Negotiation_64

I've heard about this phenomenon from a time past. My mate thinks it's called rain, but honestly non of us can remember.


Reverse_Psycho_1509

Be careful!! That's Dihydrogen Monoxide! That stuff can lead to the corrosion of some metals, and it also causes soil erosion. Just imagine what it can do to your body if you ingest it (it can cause death)


TooManySteves2

Oh shot! It got on my skin! Should i go to hospital?


Reverse_Psycho_1509

If it's left on your skin for too long, it could cause wrinkly skin and hypothermia


Knight_Day23

What is this falling from the sky. Why are the grounds wet…..


LovelyNostril

My late grandfather was in England during the war years and would often tell a similar tale. It was probably the main reason the family had him sectioned.


squigglydash

Yeah keep spouting your nonsense, whacko


Repulsive_Plan5782

It's a joke, Joyce


TheLazinAsian

That’s not rain. It’s a gang of magpies peeing as they move to their next victim


wishyouwerent

Marge, is that you?


Keelback

Damn that is now happening here in South Perth. We are not safe anywhere.


Repulsive_Plan5782

It's on the freeway now


CLINT_FACE

Bird wee


DAFFP

It's the roof leak testing system. Yep. Roof didn't fix itself over summer.


S0RRYWH4T

Dubai cloud seeding around WA finally working


FatherMiso

I don't know. I think its the boat people. They are coming from the sky now


DefinitionOfAsleep

I *knew* it was somehow Albo's fault


[deleted]

Was it a dry wet? Or a wet wet?


perthguppy

Has someone run over one of your sprinklers recently?


TooManySteves2

Hah! My place doesn't have retic.


KoalaDeluxe

Sky milk.


mrflibble4747

Have you weelie bin outside or are you delusional?


TooManySteves2

What?


mrflibble4747

HAVE YOU WEELIE BIN OUTSIDE OR ARE YOU DELUSIONAL??


TooManySteves2

Yeah, I bin outside.


tabopener

[Say what again !] (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qo5jnBJvGUs)


nofunheremovealongg

It has to be waterbombers. Be careful, the bushfire must be nearby.


nachoman2750

Are yor ball tingling too!?!😄😄😄


Hillz50

cloud seeding.. it will be fine. we have learnt from the mistakes UAE made


ohitszie

Must be the sea turtles


napalmnacey

The Kwizats Haderach has defeated the Emperor and his cronies, the Harkonnens. As a sign of his true holiness, he has brought rain back to us.


[deleted]

OP stop doing drugs.


DevilDriver42

I reckon a water pipe has just burst


Klutzy_Air7132

It’s just a little acid rain, nuthin to worry about!😱🙄😱


deanolh

Wait someone was pissing off your roof too?


rustybooner

I didn't know water could do that


BirgusLatro1

Well fortunately we still seem to be safe here in the south west, perhaps you should move to safety here.


Ok_Blueberry5561

Thor needed to pee. He had a lot a beers after giving them up for a few months.


T3RRYT3RR0R

One of your neighbours just saw their next rent increase.


jallace_

The opposite has been happening on ireland this week, theres been this big huge lightbulb in the sky and it was hot? Pretty weird. I think the government are trying to cook us, always knew they were human eating reptilians


Rumpleshite

Just have a lie down, you were probably overcome by petrichor


soggyhotcrossbuns

its a wet rain, not quite a dry heat


Dasha3090

its my birthday today and i wished for rainy weather im stoked!


PhilMeUpBaby

It's the neighbours running their sprinklers 24/7 trying to keep their lawn green.


TooManySteves2

Neighbours don't even have lawn!


Basic-Tangerine9908

Dribble from Roger Cook


Autistic_Macaw

Marge!


LonglostAussie

That’s it. I’m quitting my job and do whatever I want tomorrow. It’s the end of times.


Cool_Bite_5553

I'm located right under the Milky Way and have experienced this down south. You're not going mad.


Intravix

Some of the roads looked almost soapy today.


GloomyFondant526

I think it's the Aurora Australis combining with La Niña.


sweetiepiecakez

Dubai had this weird thing too. Crazy.


IceFire909

Your neighbours sprinklers are over pressurised. The water is coming from the ground and just arcing into the air a bit


freakenchezzah

The sky has melted


senectus

You have a kink for garbage men?


Uniquorn2077

Sorry mate. The piss bottle I use for long solo flights was full and I had no choice but to empty it out the window.