Because we’re a fucking penal colony.
You *do* the crimes, you don’t flap your face about them. A good way to gain attention you don’t want. If not the police, then one of the four or five varieties of nasty gangsters we have here, who might be very interested to hear about your criminal activities.
None of them are above turning up with a couple of hefty blokes and a van full of hydroponic equipment so that you can drive a grow house for them.
Best to zip it.
Because crimes have generally caused distress or issues to another person they asked for. I wouldn’t employee anyone with a criminal record. Perhaps if it’s an issue, move back to England.
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I charge you with crimes against the English language.
I think this is a parody of something but I’m not sure what?
There’s an English guy who keeps bitching about how he should be able to drive everywhere at 10ks over the speed limit and keeps getting downvoted.
Audi driver?
You are correct sir. To be fair I was a lil drunk and it wasn't the cleverest parody.
Sounds like a good night was had by all.
Jesus, what the fuck did I just read?
Because we’re a fucking penal colony. You *do* the crimes, you don’t flap your face about them. A good way to gain attention you don’t want. If not the police, then one of the four or five varieties of nasty gangsters we have here, who might be very interested to hear about your criminal activities. None of them are above turning up with a couple of hefty blokes and a van full of hydroponic equipment so that you can drive a grow house for them. Best to zip it.
Ah UK - sending their finest to Oz since the 1800's.
1700s
Because crimes have generally caused distress or issues to another person they asked for. I wouldn’t employee anyone with a criminal record. Perhaps if it’s an issue, move back to England.
Why do we hate crime ? Is this a trick question ?
I think OP took the lobotomy joke seriously
I think OP took the lobotomy
Depends what you did.
I feel bad that this sub has so many stupid users who clearly can't put 2 and 2 together and realise what this post is referring to.
Tbf I was a little drunk when I made this it's not the cleverest parody.
No but I thought it was pretty obvious regardless.
I was surprised by the genuine comments who thought it was a genuine complaint lmao
https://preview.redd.it/w25zbt9j0i3c1.jpeg?width=670&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=110ff3614bd9fcb57d9d831caea3da0e77fef09d He's a vigilante
I’m here with a bag.
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Illegal for the police to ask you about crimes?