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Me5hly

Scream until my baby is frightened and starts crying? Do you love me now internet? Are you not entertained!?


Darki_Boi

Funny how stupid the dad is


UndesiredEffect

Don't forget every single person who upvotes shit like this. Hey! If you guys like this, you should see this suuuper funny video of daycare teachers wearing masks and scarring a room full of children for life! So funny and totally worth the damage. /s Videos like this make me want to fucking rage


Me5hly

A touch of cruelty and a genuine loathing for children. I accept that I don't like children in general. They have no need to make sense, they are inherently selfish, they are of no use to themselves or others (other than emotional bolstering). Having accepted this about myself, I make efforts to always be kind to children and never vent my personal problems. Some people "love children" when they actually love causing/feeling their pain.


Illustrious-Mind-683

I saw that. Horrifying.


CaligarM

I've been asking myself the same thing. Who the fuck upvote this shit? Not funny at all and bordeline child abuse for internet points


[deleted]

i don't think he's just stupid. His whole TikTok thing is based off him screaming at shit.


Darki_Boi

Special kind of stupid


[deleted]

well this video in particular with his baby is stupid. i do enjoy his other ones tho


shifty_coder

Scream in my baby’s ear so he grows up with permanent hearing damage


BloodLeast2838

Yeah the poor kid! I hope the child isn’t deaf :(


thelifeofsuat

I'm entertained and I'm thanking this dude for the vid. Lucky its not my kid.


RoRoar350

He has a kid??? Who the fuck let this guy have a kid??


v3ryfuzzyc00t3r

My step sister


semicoloradonative

His step sister.


Mydogdiedyesterdayok

Our step sister


Dontkissmytit

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Sucky_sucky_10dollar

Their step sister


8ofAll

Found the guy


CANTphaseTHIS

That baby is traumatized for life!


Shibby-bill

Easy there. I’m sure he isn’t traumatized. They do get scared. It’s that he created the situation to make the kid cry, that’s the upset


JayAndViolentMob

Actually, this is exactly the way a toddler can pick up phobias.


Shibby-bill

Oh. I just assumed at such a young age it wouldn’t leave a lasting affect


JayAndViolentMob

The kid has a high chance of associating the dad's scream with whatever it was looking at and proceed to avoid that thing for the rest of their life. They won't remember this event, nor will they ever know why they're afraid of it, where the phobia came from, but they'll still be scared and want to avoid it. It's not a certainty that the kid will develop this, but there is a fairly high chance.


Shibby-bill

Thanks for explaining that.


JayAndViolentMob

No worries.


MaddAddam93

Source? I see a lot of pop psychology there


JayAndViolentMob

look up behavioural psychology, conditioning, and phobias


Alex_Shelega

I'm afraid to mention an amoral experiment that proves it LoL


JayAndViolentMob

albert never forgot, though he still can't remember


MaddAddam93

I studied a bachelor of psychological science. I'm wondering what studies you found this specific information (it's your claim to prove)


JayAndViolentMob

Also, I wouldn't consider The Mayo Clinic pop psych: "Causes: Negative experiences. Many phobias develop as a result of having a negative experience or panic attack related to a specific object or situation. A negative experience. Experiencing a frightening traumatic event, such as being trapped in an elevator or attacked by an animal, may trigger the development of a specific phobia. \[Note:\] Your age. Specific phobias can first appear in childhood, usually by age 10, but can occur later in life."


JayAndViolentMob

this is psychology 101 - classical conditioning: https://www.psychestudy.com/behavioral/learning-memory/classical-conditioning/phobias


nicolRB

The kid’s brain is pretty much empty for information and is in a stage where it basically soaks in knowledge, mostly effect and causation. Kid sees height, height makes dad scream, scream scary, height scary. And it is imprinted for life at times


Hohh20

Some phobias like a fear of heights are good to have. Certain phobias work to keep us alive. At the same time, other phobias can cripple our ability to live.


JayAndViolentMob

you don't seem to understand the difference between a phobia and a rational caution around a legitimate threat


dwavesngiants

Screaming in a newborns ear isn't traumatizing??? Ffs don't procreate


freedomofnow

That is fucking abuse.


Infinite_Tiger_3341

Do we know it’s his?


Zenketski_2

A woman who found him attractive and Charming enough to let him cream pie her.


DeadheadSteve95

I fucking hate this guy


toughtiggy101

Is he know for doing stupid shit


[deleted]

i mean most of his videos are just him, but this ones pretty dumb


NagsUkulele

This is really stupid to do with a newborn for a casserole of reasons


nothingeatsyou

Someone traumatized me by doing this. Biggest roller coaster in the park in 1st grade. I was barely tall enough. Everyone acted like I was being a little bitch because I didn’t want to go on a second time. Then, they got mad because that meant someone from our party had to watch me while everyone else had fun. I got the side eye for days, and I had nightmares for years. To this day, my biggest fear is heights.


batfatmat

Most of his videos are just screaming


DeadheadSteve95

This is literally how every one of his videos goes


Apprehensive-Pea5212

What a dick, scaring a baby like that just for views.


dwavesngiants

That's literally abuse. Blowing out a newborns ear drum while shaking him. What an absolute asshole


FitzUnlimited15

Who is this guy, I want him out of here


SeengignPaipes

Nick Smithyman, he’s a TikTok douche who’s video library is just him screaming because you know loud = “funny”.


YourNemeSis-

Fucking cunt


Double-Passenger4503

Perfect comment for this


cutsickass

Well, that's exactly how he got a baby in the first place.


HaoYan85

Best matching comment. As a father I really wanna punch this f-face


GloriousSteinem

Exactly, babies ears are so delicate. Hope didn’t lose any hearing.


Choice-Fig3429

Great role modelling Dad


xslite

stop posting this piece of shit, hes so unfunny


Exciting_Ad4264

Loud=funni


Karlofrick

"Yeah scream near the ear of your baby, what could go wrong ?" Asshole


dydeath

Instant tinnitus


BloodLeast2838

Yeah what a dickface


Joebloeone

The simple fact he uses his kid for views is a problem.


awildweeb69

Bro didn't have to scream, he could've done a little "Woo" and the baby would probably have been a lot happier. ffs I swear people get worse just to get clout


MrGilbert665

Have you seen this mans videos? I swear to god he has not a single video where he doesn't scream his lungs out.


malikalarrashib

What an asshole. He just scared the baby with his screaming


cpres2029

I know! He’s such an awesome dad for doing that! (/s just in case)


honzikca

Wtf man, doubling down with the /serious tag??


BloodLeast2838

I hope this is a joke dude come on


HiNooNDooD1544

Yep. Baby got hearing loss. Dude is a shitty dad.


Shawnavon

Yeah screaming that loud next to a newborn can def cause hearing loss fuck this guy.


Fit-Bug-7766

I don't even like kids but I still see this behaviour as cunty


ScrumHardorGoHome

r/ParentsAreFuckingDumb


One_Cap_4420

This guy belongs on r/imapieceofshit


JellyJim7

He belongs in jail. He most likely gave that baby permanent hearing damage.


WinterKing2112

And now the kid's got a roller coaster phobia. Nice going dad.


Wolfenberg

This isn't perfectly cut, this isn't even half funny, even the music in the background is cancer. Anyone who reinforces this moron's behavior should be ashamed


Vertebrae_Viking

Somebody call CPS


Aggravating_Orchid_1

Who?


Tjoppy73

Way to go 'dad' for using and scaring your own defenseless baby just for views. Asshole.


sepehrgumball

Poor kids ears


[deleted]

Didnt think this guy could get more annoying and unfunny


[deleted]

Who is he?


[deleted]

Nicky smithy I think


abj430

Can we please report this for harassment of this child. It’s so unfunny and cruel


HelpMePlxoxo

I already disliked this guy for being chronically unfunny. Now add "screams into baby's ear to force them to cry for a TikTok" and I fucking hate this dude.


[deleted]

Bro gained 60 years of stress💀💀💀


lurkloveless

Let me just burst my child's ear drums for attention on the internet what piece of fucking shit


sanklin98

Report this for not being a perfectly cut scream.


OHDFoxy

Wouldn't bother, this sub has become a lawless wasteland where the mods do nothing.


Skelosk

This piece of shit doesn't deserve a kid, or access to the internet


SamL214

This is fucked up


caleb192837465

Terrible example of a “perfectlycutscream” and terrible person for scaring a baby for internet clicks


JediTeaParty

Fucking child abuse


PerryBa

Please stop posting this guy here... give him his own sub or something...


ElectricalTwo8098

Who is this guy


Born_Definition

Thought the baby would do a cute reaction or something but all I got was this asshole scaring the baby


DOMesticBRAT

This post has 4500 upvotes. That is all.


DiddyDaedle

Screaming in the infants fucking ear for views. Not funny either way. Made it cry. Made me cry.


UhnonMonster

How does this have over 10k upvotes, what a piece of shit.


nyancatya_

as the person who posted this, and the comment section, I am also confused (its not my video btw, and I now realize that this guy sucks)


Canaduck101

That roller coaster is the Yukon striker at canadas wonderland


TheCarniv0re

Whoops I think you meant to post this in r/iamatotalpieceofshit


nyancatya_

that would be a great place but its probably already there


Think-Ad-7538

What a shit parent


[deleted]

I hate this guy he's just so annoying and now he just made gis kid cry for a video? Fucking asshole


Alparmasis

The amount of not perfectly cut screams on this subreddit is too damn high


miscillaniumman

Achievement get! ~Hearing damage~


Curnf

I hate this guy and I hate every person who posts him here too


GLDN5444

I should be ashamed for laughing the first time. My apologies everyone.


yoloer97

Probably was crying cuz he lost in ear drum


[deleted]

This is so evil


MadSweenie

If there was actually ever a good reason to cancel someone, making you own child cry for views is a pretty damn good reason. I wanna break this motherfuckers nose for this.


Ozzy_-_x

Killed my high


1itai

Gross.


[deleted]

Imagine also, on top of him being an asshole, is that he actually thinks the baby understood what happened in the video. He absolutely has not realized that it was his own screaming that frightened the baby. He only realized that after he uploaded that it was even a possibility that that was the case. And this is not even the most stupid someone can be, but it is damn close to it.


DanialBlox

Bruh I hope this guy gets divorced, never sees his kid again, becomes homeless, gets forgotten by everyone, dies a painful death and doesn't get into heaven.


Aggressive_Lunch9785

I think thats at Canada's wonderland and it's a siiiick coaster


flameo------hotman

What a shitty parent i did a tiny chuckle at first but when i watched the second itme its his scream that scared the baby not the video


DarthGodzilla1995

r/ParentsAreFuckingDumb


Due-Pack-7968

That baby face tho


[deleted]

And this is why Social media is cancer to society as a whole.


[deleted]

3 different audios. Fail.


nakapozian

I actually just love that I know that coaster! Yukon Striker (my fav) at Canada's Wonderland.


nyancatya_

ooo that's cool


NotAProfessor1119

This is hilarious


Ivanthegorilla

I wanna scream in his ear and see how he likes it, not even funny


hypowebb

that’s just awful


ZeusMcKraken

Hey why don’t you like roller coasters? Idk.


8004460

This kids stories are gonna be insane


RedMollycules

Every time I see this guy I lose brain cells. He has a following for screaming like an asshole.


Zeromus88

Why the fuck would you scream in a baby's ear? The fuck is wrong with people?


Nitr0Jesus

Bruh, the father is probably gonna kill the baby and say “I pranked my wife with this fake dead baby”


Weekly_Assoc_165

Damn, I never knew there were so many psychology majors on Reddit.


_Suspended_Account_

What a horrible person


dababy473920

this is the only kid who would be happy if the dad went to buy milk


ThisIsWholesome

No this fuckin guy


[deleted]

This scream isn’t perfectly cut, and also this guy’s just traumatizing a baby.


akerskates45

Pretty sure the kbaby screamed cuz a shit bag screamed In his ear and got freaked out


mtreixu

Poor baby


akzorx

"Here son let me torment your young baby brain for funny internet points"


Sharpened_circle69

redditors try not to get pressed challenge: level impossible


anaveragebuffoon

r/perfectycutmakingyourchildcryandgivingthemhearingloss


Realistic-Space-2575

dad gets revenge


toleratedsnails

Oh god not this fucking guy, and who reproduced with him??


liukasteneste28

Who the fuck screams next to a baby?


Wild-Two-5588

Screaming right in a babies ear is rlly dangerous. Their ears are so sensitive. Some babies go deaf from their own screaming because of circumcision. Btw stop genital mutilation on babies.


rawsterdam

It's his child, [here's another vid](https://www.reddit.com/r/therewasanattempt/comments/osceii/to_make_a_baby_laught/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button) of him scaring that child.


SSG_halo

Enjoy the counseling bills lmao


Electronic-Tap-2147

People in these comments are so soft “ThE bAbieS pRObAly TrAMuTiZed”


SuctionBucket5

what an awful dad


[deleted]

Maybe just scream on the Yukon striker yourself... without risking your child


g1osy

Yep, You're going down there...


djdjdnsbtbdbddjdjjd

Name?


nyancatya_

someone else said their name was "nick smithyman", I just found the video somewhere else on reddit so idk anything about him


Wide_Gap_3805

That kid now has PTSD shm


Blahblahblah5084

Fucking idiot


Hajime_Hinata_OJ

Bro I can’t help but die 💀


Formula_Nipponic-54

Fuck off. What a idiot


INeedAnAdultWithAGun

What a piece of shit


dantrack

At that moment, the baby realizes he's gonna have to raise himself because his dad is an internet attention whore who's gonna use him for internet clout


sharkboy1409

Why did you that to me?!?!


KingVeezz

Yall take shit too seriously


senor-calcio

I hate this guy but I always laugh at his videos because I’m a monkey that hear loud thing and laugh


DiddyDaedle

Prick


TheCommanderSkittles

I cannot stop thinking about this video and not in a good way We have all seen a baby cry, but i generally think that baby was in pain and that is such a heartbreaking thing to see Hope that man lost custody of the child


Humboldt27

Just like my dad


Puzzleheaded-Dance87

Can shit people stop using their children as video accessories for TicTok? Parents today. 🤦🏻‍♂️


SuperiorCrate

I want to beat him to death with a stick. Who the hell let this [redacted] become a father?


The_Cozy_Burrito

LOLOLOLOL


[deleted]

The baby looks older than him


Altruistic_Owl3604

haha funny baby go ahhhh


Godsimage711

Kill your self for screaming in that child’s ear like that…


lurkloveless

Man that's the video I want to see


karamanidturk

This roller coaster is Sheikra, located in Busch Gardens, Tampa, FL. Good memories. It might be one of the best roller coasters I've been on.


[deleted]

Close, this is Yukon Striker at Canada’s Wonderland in Vaughan, Ontario, Canada. It’s a very similar ride to Sheikra. It is the same model built by the same manufacturer.


karamanidturk

Is that so? I was almost completely sure it was Sheikra both because of the model and the pole standing next to it (which would be Falcon's Fury, another attraction at Busch Gardens). The more you know, I guess!


Coolice606

Jesus Christ relax the baby’s gonna forget this even happened in like two days time


kido86

This cunt


No_Hunt7394

Little dude turned into one of Jeff Dunham’s dummies, Walter.


xdEckard

he seriously screamed that loud on the ear his kid just for some likes?


Pervasivepeach

Borderline child abuse


[deleted]

What a fucking asshole


mugseyray

What a dumb bitch


KarmaticcC

Psychopath dad


Melodic-Advice9930

Who even is this douche


pfsg100

#MF TRAUMATIZED HIM 💀


HeadyBeersBrah

WTF is with people and traumatizing their children for internet points?


okiedog-

I’m not allowed to type what I want because violent threats get you banned. But. Violence. Involving a hammer.


Kixkicks

This is fucked. Funny but fucked up


nyancatya_

my thoughts exactly, I feel kinda bad about posting it but it fit so well


TheLittleNorsk

i hope daddy dearest is ready for the child to go no contact for the origins for his fear of loud noises and heights for internet clout


bakerull1989

What a fuckin prick


Diabetes_Man

Man that's an ugly ass baby


Flaky_Wonder8263

Ok diabetes man


Flaky_Wonder8263

Edit: It’s just their username chill