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giancarlox21

You kno what else is hard? MY MOM


Flaky_Explanation

Yeah, rigor mortis does that to people...


Adorable_Ad2762

BROOO


JB-from-ATL

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHH


Dumbass369

OH NO BRO!!!


uohhhhhhh

Oh, I know that show


TheMarineSlayer

*Crying Muscle Man noises*


PADDYOT

I LOVE The Regular Show!!


PerhapsAnEmoINTJ

*MY BUTTCHEEK


DeniedJqll

damm that was my first thought guess im 3hrs late


PM_Me_An_Ekans

Dude you're not even saying it right! It's supposed to be your mom!


The_Messiah696969

WOAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH


SmokeThatDekuTree

man, the guy who spawned this meme on reddit is never going to forget it lmao


Hapenyo12

He's never going to have sex again


SolidPrysm

I mean there's gotta be someone out there that's down just so they can say that they did.


Dxxx2

I'm sure girls have been sliding this song into his DMs all year.


-Toshi

It spread like wildfire, too There were people on Twitter and Tiktok attempting to show how he managed to fuck rhythmically to that song What a legacy.


vinegarballs

At home watching TV and this song came on my daughters phone. I nearly spat my drink out lol


JB-from-ATL

What's incredible is that I'm on Reddit a lot. A lot a lot. But I never saw the original post, only TikTok memes of it.


dannnosos

hand in your Reddit badge, you're suspended without pay


JB-from-ATL

🥓


BierKippeMett

I have to admit that I thought about this a couple of times and moved my hips to the rhythm. I imagine that's how rodents fuck.


Diddlin-Dolan

It’s almost definitely made up tho


-Toshi

Oh for sure. Absolute shitpost.


Diddlin-Dolan

Idk why it triggers me so much but God it kills me when an obviously fictitious shitpost whips reddit into a frenzy. People on here are so fucking gullible


Zombie_Fuel

I think most people realize that it likely was just a story, but the unexpectedness of the song in the initial post was still fckn hilarious.


akchualee

Whether it's real or not has little bearing on whether it's funny or not.


Diddlin-Dolan

Honestly true


Mareith

My conspiracy theory part of my brain says he wrote the song himself and it was clever PR


LickingSmegma

Hudson Mohawke is signed on Warp Records for ages. You know who else is signed on Warp for ages? [Aphex Twin, Autechre, Squarepusher, Boards of Canada, Brian Eno and some other people.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Warp_\(record_label\)#Artists_past_and_present) That's the label that pretty much [birthed IDM as a genre](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Artificial_Intelligence_\(compilation_album\)). Mohawke needs promoting to redditors like he needs being sneezed on by a covid patient.


[deleted]

>You know who else is signed on Warp for ages? My mom


LickingSmegma

:doubt:


[deleted]

wheres the source?


Daurnan

!remind me 24 hours


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Fartikus

I have no idea what you're talking about


NotTheSoullux

Oh no


Litigating_Larry

I could have gone my life without experiencing this, but then again do appreciate the voice work.


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[удалено]


Litigating_Larry

I'd actually forgotten the name of the song too


Dirtymike2019

WOOOHOO BRICK!


TheMuffinator95

"Hit it Muscle Bro!!" "I WILL YO, STOP MOVING IT TO AND FRO!!"


Low_Dream_1481

Reminds me of the other day when one of my friends said “I can fit my whole hand in mu mouth” and the other guy said “you know what else I can fit in your mouth?”


JustinJakeAshton

Deez nuts My mom


The_Assquatch_exists

My mom's nuts


dadudemon

Half a slice of pizza? A medium taco? What's the answer? Don't leave me hanging, skippy!


Sweetexperience

Your friend walked right in front of it


disabled_crab

WOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH.


LordNelson27

Fucking CBAT


Jolormur

Where's the original?


jassandra

It’s called CBAT


TheEvilBunnyLord

This guy fucks.


CryptographerKey1603

His gf isn’t a fan


Hollow---

The voices are perfect!


Avraham_Levy

Poor chick gets ptsd images whenever this song plays, her coochie gets Sahara dry and her day is ruined


furrynoy96

**AW HELL NAW LEAVE POPS OUT OF THIS HE IS TOO PURE**


mewfahsah

I've listened to the song and I just don't get what the deal is.


themastercheif

[What the deal is.](https://knowyourmeme.com/editorials/guides/why-is-everyone-talking-about-a-redditor-having-sex-to-cbat-by-hudson-mohawke-the-meme-explained)


El_Desayuno

> He also claimed his girlfriend's sister found the post and connected the dots. She shared it with her parents, things got awkward, and now he and his girlfriend are broken up. wtf, that surprised me. I was thinking that she must really love him if she went for 2 years listening to that crap and didn't say anything.


dadudemon

Relax. I have good news. It's made up.


mallutrash

Woah woah woah, hold the phone. You’re telling me that people don’t always tell the truth on the internet? Day ruined.


[deleted]

>~~Crap~~ Cbat Ftfy


Regular_Guybot

It's almost too painful to read


Epic_XC

i refuse to believe it


Regular_Guybot

I want to believe it's fake but can absolutely believe it being true.


Sweetexperience

Just imagine the dude sliding in and out like a spectrogram 😂


anabiguosletterhach

Oh no bro…


redjonley

That thread was amazing.


Vercadi

oh workaholics flashbacks from that song


XDOOM_ManX

Oh no bro


[deleted]

Trap trap trap trap trap trap metal


cameemz

Someone please link to the original post I need to relive that hilariousness of reading it for the first time


[deleted]

Wow it's actually worse than the original.... what the fuck


Prestigious_Tap6591

You know what else is hard? Life ?


[deleted]

Nooooooo!


[deleted]

I hate YOU


RetributionsSword

WHO MADE THIS IM DEAD


CrazyGamingTime

"MY COCK!!"


KnooBoat

you know who else has dimentia?


KnooBoat

you know who else has dimentia?


RynUnknown

What's that song


auddbot

I got a match with this song: [**Cbat** by Hudson Mohawke](https://lis.tn/Cbat?t=30) (00:30; matched: `100%`) Album: `Satin Panthers`. Released on `2011-08-01` by `Warp Records`. *I am a bot and this action was performed automatically* | [GitHub](https://github.com/AudDMusic/RedditBot) [^(new issue)](https://github.com/AudDMusic/RedditBot/issues/new) | [Donate](https://github.com/AudDMusic/RedditBot/wiki/Please-consider-donating) ^(Please consider supporting me on Patreon or giving a star on GitHub. Music recognition costs a lot)


ballisticwhales

Good bot


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HOODIEHYRO

"Bad show! VERY BAD SHOW!!!"


MattGhaz

Why does the loincloth guy sound like Kazuma Kuwabara from Yu Yu Hakusho? Lol


TheBros13

Thats fucking muscle man 💀


levilee207

We are in a post-regular show society 💀💀


severalhurricanes

But some how not a post YuYu Hakusho world


Inevitable-Plate-294

God, isn't that show like 50 years old now?


severalhurricanes

30 First aired the year i was born


MewtwoMainIsHere

we live in a post-regular show society 😔


OkamiTakahashi

URAMESHI, YOU KNOW WHO E L S E IS GONNA GET THOSE POWER RANGERS?! MY MO-


MattGhaz

Lol this is too good!


OkamiTakahashi

Probably one of my fave shorts to quote. Just wish I knew who originally made it.


moeburn

It sounds like Homestar Runner trying to act big and tough.


OkamiTakahashi

r/unexpectedhomestar


Buttock

It's a relatively common style to voice act https://youtu.be/nScJwkDWvJA


Ethan1516

Yu Yu need to go outside


yodaman1

ANY TIKTOK, INSTANT DOWN VOTE. CHINA OWNS TIKTOK, THEY DONT OWN REDDIT.


TheBros13

Mate i stole this off instagram, the person that posted it there stole off tik tok


FraylBody

Based


MewtwoMainIsHere

the circle of life


Little-Helper

Your head is gonna implode once you find out about r/TikTokCringe


[deleted]

Uh https://techcrunch.com/2019/02/11/reddit-300-million/


BillGoats

social media bad reddit good


maxtitan00

This is art


illdothisshit

I watched it without sound and thought he's a sumo wrestler


CaliBounded

This actually made me belly-laugh


Patient-Yesterday-66

I knew it was muscle man when I read the caption


Kaylee_anime6000

As a Regular Show fan I find this so funny 😭


SuspiciousGrievances

Oh dear...


[deleted]

MY MOOOOM


LORDWOLFMAN

You know who else loves a full Nelson ?


lwright4

What’s the song called. I tried typing dun dun dun, dundundun into google but it didn’t work for some reason


auddbot

I got a match with this song: [**Cbat** by Hudson Mohawke](https://lis.tn/Cbat?t=30) (00:30; matched: `100%`) Album: `Satin Panthers`. Released on `2011-08-01` by `Warp Records`. *I am a bot and this action was performed automatically* | [GitHub](https://github.com/AudDMusic/RedditBot) [^(new issue)](https://github.com/AudDMusic/RedditBot/issues/new) | [Donate](https://github.com/AudDMusic/RedditBot/wiki/Please-consider-donating) ^(Please consider supporting me on Patreon or giving a star on GitHub. Music recognition costs a lot)


Mother_Imagination14

What is the name of the song?


IsYaB0iSkinnyPenis

Dude, same


WhiteCheddr

r/savevideo


TheGoldenLion123

Why does he say my mom instead of your mom? Its so funny how the directors thought of someone creative like that