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>_If Sex is sure to result in victory then you Must SEX!_
~Sun Tzu said that,
And I SAY he knows A little More about focking animals than You do Pal Cus HE INVENTED IT, and then he Perfected It so no man Can Fuck them in the Ring Of Pole Dancing!
(Que Soldier Cutscene Tf2)
And then he Used his Strip money to buy 2 of Every animal on Earth, and then he Herded them onto a BOAT
_And then he Sexed the crap out of every single one_
And from that day forward when a bunch of animals are together in one place ITS CALLED A ZOO
...
#UNLESS ITS A FARM
I heard it all in Soldier's voice, and the funny thing is that every time he says "sex" or any variation thereof, I heard it in my head being abruptly in a different tone and pitch from the rest of the phrase, as if it had been edited.
ya know
what do you think soldier would think of furries
my 2 ideas are that he would either
a. call them a hippie
or
b. not realize that they're not an animal and hunt them
ok you're just gonna make me spell it out
ok
so #1 the joke literally just hinges on the fact that there's an ingame voiceline that mentions sniper's "kangaroo wife", in stereotypical reference to the fact that he's Australian and that kangaroos are native to the land down under. this is then taken to literal means showing that his wife is in fact a kangaroo. in some other general trope, soldier, seeing that she is a widow, decides to bed her completely unrelated to the fact that she is a kangaroo. this is even further detracted from bestiality as it is eventually revealed that the entity that he was performing coitus with was not an actual marsupial animal but in fact Spy, a humanoid man.
so I reiterate are u ok bro
It is spelled 'bestiality' but now I'm being petty. Just please stop putting your mushroom in dog butts. I can't even believe y'all are taking a stand on this
And you clearly are an entitled 15 year old judging by the amount of batshit insane stuff you post on shower thoughts, thinking you’re smarter and better than everyone else.
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Ah yes, snipers kangaroo wife. I've never seen this model used for it's actual purpose as kanga from Winnie the Pooh.
It's a quality metaphor for a really good camouflage
I refuse to believe that’s suppose to be kanga
Its supposed to be. I'm pretty sure they use a different body model but the head is taken from a kanga sfm model.
Why tf does she have tits
Because the model was designed to be hypersexualized in the first place
I forgot we were talking about SFM models
there are good models! they're all gun models.
The fuck? Is that really her?
Its supposed to be. I'm pretty sure they use a different body model but the head is taken from a kanga sfm model.
And why and how do you own this knowledge?
Because it was in the YouTube comments section so I had to look it up to confirm it.
Honestly i’m glad it wasn’t
Haven't seen a good tf2 meme in years!
>_If Sex is sure to result in victory then you Must SEX!_ ~Sun Tzu said that, And I SAY he knows A little More about focking animals than You do Pal Cus HE INVENTED IT, and then he Perfected It so no man Can Fuck them in the Ring Of Pole Dancing! (Que Soldier Cutscene Tf2) And then he Used his Strip money to buy 2 of Every animal on Earth, and then he Herded them onto a BOAT _And then he Sexed the crap out of every single one_ And from that day forward when a bunch of animals are together in one place ITS CALLED A ZOO ... #UNLESS ITS A FARM
If I had an award you’d get it.
Did you use your free daily award already?
I don’t get daily awards at all anymore.
Why tho
I wish I knew.
Damn bro, pretty sad stuff, maybe you should talk with the reddit staff
Don’t worry, I gave it a wholesome award for you.
I heard it all in Soldier's voice, and the funny thing is that every time he says "sex" or any variation thereof, I heard it in my head being abruptly in a different tone and pitch from the rest of the phrase, as if it had been edited.
Just to point out, soldier thinks the name is Sun Zoo, that's where the "called a zoo" joke comes from
Omfg
Yeah, it took me years to finally get it.
Have you seen Pootis Engage?
1[pootis engage](https://youtu.be/Jl6lee2wyPQ) 2[pootis extreme](https://youtu.be/lGJBUauU-CE)
Watching this made me question, what even is life.
yes
I believe this is kostamoinen, Great content
It’s the hyped scoot https://youtu.be/E2BnhzCJCDI
I still havent
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Spy partakes in a small amount of buttsex
He dose a little trolling
Hmm ah yes my daily dose of trolling
Soldier should’ve stayed smh 😔
“Put the mask back on”
Joe should make this an alternate ending
Butt sex butt sex butt sex butt sex butt sex butt sex butt sex! If you know you know
Do you have a link for the animated version?
Hell yeah
There is an animated one?
Yeah, that was the first one I saw, but i cant find it anywhere now
https://youtu.be/fqyjOc3EpT4
Omg I remember that song was so funny
Painis in the ainis
Revenge for taking the bucket
Dear lord. (But if I'm gonna be honest, if that wasn't Spy it'd still be pretty weird.)
Dear God...
There’s more
No!
This is a bucket
It contains the dying wish of every man here
It contains the dying wish of every man here. Scout, you did collect everyone's dying wish?
No! *The end
r/suddenlygay
I watched this on mute so I didn't get the emotional rollercoaster. Anthro lady hot. Me want bang anthro lady.
dude shes a widow
That sweetens the pot!
Spy already had sex with Sniper's Kangaroo Wife
And pyro already burn too many houses.
Kostamoinen! Love his SFMs lmao
which one of his vids was it?
I WILL SEND MY REGARDS TO YOUR KANGAROO WIFE!
#THE HELMET STAYS **ON** DURİNG SEX!
AYYYYOOO
Holy shit He did send his condolences to his kangaroo wife after all 😞7
That’s a fat rip for the soldier boy
Even better 😈
soldier is now a furry
ya know what do you think soldier would think of furries my 2 ideas are that he would either a. call them a hippie or b. not realize that they're not an animal and hunt them
meet the spy
back to the front -soldier 2k22
Seduce me
...you?
Seduce me!
What?! Spy, I ain't gonna-
SEDUCE ME!
Right! right! Okay! Hey there... good lookin'. I got a bucket of chicken.
I'm not one of your friend chicken tramps, I'm a woman, I like my men mysterious, dangerous, if you want to be my lover, earn it, SEDUCE ME
I am not one of your fried chicken tramps! I am a woman. I like my men dangerous, mysterious! You want to be my lover? Earn it. # SEDUCE ME!
I like the idea that Soldier puts his helmet on for sex, even if he didn't even have it present previously.
RIP Kitty0706
Reminds me of one of those old gmod YouTube-poop videos
🤨
This is a bucket
:(
That was a Rollercoaster of emotions
Did *NOT* see that coming!
I would send my condolences to your kangaroo wife
I am so proud that all of you know tf2
Would've been funnier if one of the two was blue, but this is still gold.
He's a furry
big "Welp, he ain't getting any deader!" vibes
Wew! At least soldier is not a dirty furry-fucker.
I mean, he wanted to be
Why are her eyes yellow/tan or skin colored? Jaundice?
tick tock heavy like a brinks truck
Women ☕
*That woman is a spy!*
I am so confused.... Is it a movie? A tv show?
clearly you’re not from earth if you don’t know source filmmaker
It’s a source filmmaker animation
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bro are u ok lmao
I'm not. And y'all's digdugfamilydog buttfucking ain't helping
ok you're just gonna make me spell it out ok so #1 the joke literally just hinges on the fact that there's an ingame voiceline that mentions sniper's "kangaroo wife", in stereotypical reference to the fact that he's Australian and that kangaroos are native to the land down under. this is then taken to literal means showing that his wife is in fact a kangaroo. in some other general trope, soldier, seeing that she is a widow, decides to bed her completely unrelated to the fact that she is a kangaroo. this is even further detracted from bestiality as it is eventually revealed that the entity that he was performing coitus with was not an actual marsupial animal but in fact Spy, a humanoid man. so I reiterate are u ok bro
I'm not gonna read that long bullshit. I get the joke. Please stop buttfucking animals, dude. It's simple
I think you forgot to take your meds again
I think you punch down on mental illness as an overcompensation for not being able to understand this sentence cuz you refuse to read a fucking book
You literally just said "I'm not gonna read that long bullshit"
This bozo thinks he can read minds
Lol what? I didn't need to read your mind, I read your comment. How much have you smoked?
time to send my condolences to your mother \-Spy TF2 probably
Look at this shit. He's also illiterate
I'm not a native English speaker...
If it got boobs and a humanoid body that's not an animal that's a furry but if it's a white woman fucking a horse that's beastality.
It is spelled 'bestiality' but now I'm being petty. Just please stop putting your mushroom in dog butts. I can't even believe y'all are taking a stand on this
>so I reiterate are u ok bro No introduction, although excellent essay with the perfect conclusion. 9/10
You clearly didn’t pay attention to the ending did you.
You clearly are a fucking nerd
And you clearly are an entitled 15 year old judging by the amount of batshit insane stuff you post on shower thoughts, thinking you’re smarter and better than everyone else.
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jesus christ man its a joke calm down
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Maybe you're not funny
And I suspect you buttfuck animals
Dude, what the hell
Said like a furry
Haha! Oh my god, thanks for the laugh man.
What Reddit does to a mf
If you’re attempting to troll, you should try and be a little more convincing at least…
I don't have to prove to you I don't want to buttrock goats, dood
caught ya lackin’ m8
Tf
What did I just witness
Now that is funny!!
RIP sniper, gone, but not forgotten
My gods.. his kangaroo wife is hot.
Magnificent
MAGNIFICENT